Lovequest Catie Date Audio Part 4 (fourth 30 minutes)

[strayfies]

The real irony so far is that he says he's not going to repeat himself.

Edit: When did Sarah Palin drop out from the running with John McKenny? How does anyone admit to preferring Palin to McCain? Chris can't even remember which country McCain was imprisoned in. This is solid gold, I don't know how either of you kept going.

 

[Sonic Boom]

"It's okay, I've seen your type on the tele."

Reminds me too much of Romney. "I can relate to women! I got binders of women!"

 

[Golly]

We all knew Chris's political views were going to be crazy, but I'm still taken aback by his "I voted for Obama twice, but if Sarah Palin ran, I would have voted for her." stance.

 

[rugg247]

I don't even pay attention to anything related to CWC and politics. They're an antithesis to his logic, irrelevant to his life and he knows nothing about them outside of family guy.

 

[Ronin369]

Chris knows damn well he can't care of family with his life style choices. He won't get job, He let's his mom control him, and he believes the world is center around him. I wouldn't be shock if he still has dirty crapped briefs.

 

[cmcki]

We all knew Chris's political views were going to be crazy, but I'm still taken aback by his "I voted for Obama twice, but if Sarah Palin ran, I would have voted for her." stance.

I would be if Sarah Palin weren't female. Of course the woman is the better choice for Chris.

 

[strayfies]

We all knew Chris's political views were going to be crazy, but I'm still taken aback by his "I voted for Obama twice, but if Sarah Palin ran, I would have voted for her." stance.

Seriously, I can't get past it. That whole sequence was goddamn amazing. Senator McKenny, whatever country he was imprisoned in.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, the absolute best part was when he said he voted for Obama because he had the same kind of mental disabilities

 

[Golly]

Seriously, I can't get past it. That whole sequence was goddamn amazing. Senator McKenny, whatever country he was imprisoned in.

I'm really, really trying to be optimistic and hope he said "Senator McCain, he-" since he got the name right later on. It does sound a lot like "McKenny" though.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Catie: "What was his defense?"
Chris: "Yeah well, I don't remember too well... my mother paid more attention to the details..."
(or something along those lines)

Godbeardamnit, Chris. It's not like that trial was a major event in your life, now was it?

A criminal trial is probably the same as getting sent to the principal's office for Chris. Let the adults worry about the details; Chris is just passing time until he can get back home to his vidya and Lego again.

...or all he remembers from the case is Rob Bell calling him an "autistic manchild".

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

Wait, he didn't get her phone number until the end of the date? So he was talking about marriage before he even had her number?

 

[Sonic Boom]

Wait, he didn't get her phone number until the end of the date? So he was talking about marriage before he even had her number?

Remember, he mistakes us to be below him. Methinks it was not until toward the end of the date that Chris has deemed Catie to be a good enough sweetheart candidate that he would want to have her number.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wait, he didn't get her phone number until the end of the date? So he was talking about marriage before he even had her number?

Eh, well apparently they'd talked on Skype which is essentially the same thing. Of all the sketchy things about their "relationship", that rates about a 1 on the CWChter Scale.

 

[Catastrophic]

Catie - "I understand you're close to your mother but I don't know if I want to be married and also doing that (living with his mother). Does that make sense?"
Chris - "Yeah that makes sense-but I don't think you have to worry about that."

That's a funny way to say "I don't care."

 

[PacSol]

Catie - "I understand you're close to your mother but I don't know if I want to be married and also doing that (living with his mother). Does that make sense?"
Chris - "Yeah that makes sense-but I don't think you have to worry about that."

That's a funny way to say "I don't care."

Insert joke about Barb dying here.

 

[Lipitor]

Can someone explain the Bates Motel reference? I'm out of the loop.

 

[Seahorses]

I was scared when he tried to follow you two to the mechanic. Creepy.

 

[Shadow]

Snyder "pretended" to get hit twice?

So, Chris and Barb hit him twice, then. I didn't know it was twice. Wow...

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

Oh cousin "Al", i love you. You have the same charismatic genius as Kacey's dad but more sly and polite. We all owe you a beer and many. Much love xoxoxoxo

 

[Shadow]

"They're all stereotypically stuck in the basements of their houses with their mothers, with their parents being all overweight and shouting at them."

Oh, Chris.