Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Writer Chris Terrio Offers An Unsatisfying Explanation For Kelly Marie Tran's Limited Screen Time In Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker

Wait, where’s Rose? As anyone keeping up with the state of Star Wars discourse has undoubtedly heard, Rose Tico, the Resistance engineer introduced in The Last Jedi and played by Kelly Marie Tran, has a very small amount of screen time in The Rise of Skywalker. Like, compared to her role in The...

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I mean it kinda makes sense but like.............idk

I've moved past believing these shitty explainer articles are an attempt to cover bad writing, but rather intentional. Disney keeps these shills inundated with clicks and new articles explaining background shit missing from the movie, and in return they carry water for the franchise.

 

[Jaimas]

DEW IT
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SLEEVES

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

I feel a hate crime coming on.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SLEEVES

Those aren't just any sleeves, they're Sheev's sleeves.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Those aren't just any sleeves, they're Sheev's sleeves.

UNLIMITED VIRAGO'S!

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

UNLIMITED VIRAGO'S!

@Jaimas ' peeve with Sheev's sleeves could be his disbelief at how they cleave our notions of sleeves as they are reprieved of real life's fashion so they may please Sheev.

 

[Cyril Sneer]

Those aren't just any sleeves, they're Sheev's sleeves.

He wears them when hunting for Blue's Clues.

 

[Jaimas]

@Jaimas ' peeve with Sheev's sleeves could be that his disbelief at how they cleave our notions of sleeves as they are reprieved of real life's fashion so they may please Sheev.

Believe.

 

[Ghostse]

@Jaimas ' peeve with Sheev's sleeves could be his disbelief at how they cleave our notions of sleeves as they are reprieved of real life's fashion so they may please Sheev.

Leave.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Watched a Korean cam torrent. It was mostly 'meh' with a sprinkling of 'wut?'.
Ian Mcdiarmid stole the show, and I hope his agent made the Rat pay a fucking stupid fee. The rest was forgettable drek. Mrs O'Keefe, not a fan of SW, asked "Why is everyone so ugly?". Thank the Force this bunch of unremarkable characters will never be on screen again. The Madalorian finale, on the other hand, was fucking dope. I just hope Disney don't screw the pooch with season 2. They will though.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I hope Mulan returns. Why else would you have that figure standing over her body like that? She ain't dead.

Part of me still hopes we will get the Holiday Special but like Song of the South it shall remain under lock and key...fighting the frizzies at 11.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

@Jaimas ' peeve with Sheev's sleeves could be his disbelief at how they cleave our notions of sleeves as they are reprieved of real life's fashion so they may please Sheev.

These are now the lyrics to "Surfin' Bird".

 

[Duke Nukem]

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As StarkRavingMad said, I dont hold nothing against him for the trailer reaction ITSELF...he looks like a soyboy at the extreme but thats besides the point, its the fact he is the perfect speciment for the "Dont ask questions, just consume product and then excited for next products". And he is such a defensive asshole about it, its clear he isnt the one wearing the pants in the relationship. Im also one that thinks that while appearances arent everything, they are already a sign of how the person is like most of the times, because think about it, he needs the self awareness that he isnt the most attractive man there is...so he should go after the solution but he doesnt and just cries at a trailer for a shit film made by shitty people who gives no shit to him. You need to strive to not be a pathetic fuck like him.

I wonder if he has an account on the incel forums, no doubt he'd fit in perfect. Unless they find him too much of an insufferable faggot to be in their club.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

The only good thing about the Sequels is the song "March of the Resistance". Its reminiscent of the Imperial March but with a more heroic feeling to it. Is probably the only thing is in this dumpsterfire of a trilogy that gets close to the originals. In a better story, this soundtrack could actually mean something

 

[Cosmos]

Jenny Nicholson is a treasure.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Jenny Nicholson is a treasure.

With the last shill turning his back on Disney, Cinema Roberto is the only one standing on defense of consooming products. Him and Eric Butts

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Him and Eric Butts

MFW I remember his actual name is butts.

 

[verissimus]

With the last shill turning his back on Disney, Cinema Roberto is the only one standing on defense of consooming products. Him and Eric Butts

And the boulder king and that one guy that physically and psychologically embodies present-day consumers of "nerd culture".

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

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MFW I remember his actual name is butts.

I read somewhere that last names used to be based on occupation. I wonder what occupation eric’s ancestors had.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I read somewhere that last names used to be based on occupation. I wonder what occupation eric’s ancestors had.

They were assholes.