So. All that gynecologist-oncologist talk was a lie, or at minimum, a huge exaggeration. As I predicted-a doctor just mentioned that it was possible her cysts could be cancerous and to get some weight off so they could test. She didn’t get the weight off but used the remote chance of cancer for sympathy . After dissecting and biopsying her cysts and whatever else they grabbed from her greasy fat soaked belly, they found no cancer. I’m shocked.
No I’m not.
So as the calendar turns to 2020, Chantel is easing back to healthy eating. She is not going to come out and say it this time, but her resolution, like her food, was all over her face.
It’s a spiritual experience to cook at home. Her body recognizes natural ingredients. She’s going to air fry fast food so it’s healthier. She has a bottle of powder that will fuel her body. She will be sure to have a side of vegetables next time. We even got a mini-lecture in her school marm voice about grass-fed butter and how it’s so much better for your body.
Oh yes. Chantel has resolved to lose weight and eat better. She just won’t announce it because she knows she won’t do it and is afraid of backlash.
I lol’d when she got super annoyed at Bibi and told him he sounded like a baby, and a few seconds later she squeaks “Bibi Bibi” in a super high-pitched voice. She’s so completely unaware of how she appears.
So farmers, what do you think? She (supposedly) started the year at 370. Her weight gain has been steady and obvious. I put her at 440. What say you?
