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- Oct 1, 2014
Holy shit. I went back and waded through the "Shy Hard 2" thread to get some context. Besides the lingering taste of vomit in my mouth, I have come away with the fact (which somehow didn't make it into this thread) that @mooooo actually already has a (mail-ordered) wife. His courtship is documented in all its cringeworthy glory here.
WTF, @mooooo ? Seriously. This whiny, woman-hating, "love-shy" bullshit is annoying from the "incel" crowd. But holy fuck. You're still at it. Knock it the fuck off. Stop whining. Learn to treat your new wife like a friend. In fact, actively work on forming a real friendship with her. And if you find yourself incapable of being friends with her, get a divorce.
Saying the kinds of things you say while being married is just fucking pathetic, dude. You've officially supplanted Christian Weston Motherfucking Chandler for third place on my list of "Kiwi personalities who make me lose hope for the future of humanity." You're hanging out with @Holden and Nick Bate now, my friend. That is some fucking rarefied air right there.
Sweet Jesus, son of Mary, wife of Joseph, not the father of Sweet Jesus you need to grow up, son.
And it still wouldn't hurt to drop a couple stone. Just sayin'.
I still feel like his marriage is some kind of

I don't think he's in on it, though.