Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
Yeah, I'm glad he's writing a screenplay and music. If he shares it, it will be hilarious. Plus he has less time to be a sex pest unless he multitasks.

IIRC it costs 400 bucks to file a lawsuit in federal court unless you file in forma pauperis. So Russ will lose $$$ trying to sue AOC for nothing.
I don't know what you guys would buy if you had 400 bucks burning a hole in your pocket, but just about anything other than a pointless lawsuit would be a better use of the money.
 
Yeah, I'm glad he's writing a screenplay and music. If he shares it, it will be hilarious. Plus he has less time to be a sex pest unless he multitasks.

IIRC it costs 400 bucks to file a lawsuit in federal court unless you file in forma pauperis. So Russ will lose $$$ trying to sue AOC for nothing.
I don't know what you guys would buy if you had 400 bucks burning a hole in your pocket, but just about anything other than a pointless lawsuit would be a better use of the money.
The fool wastes enormous amounts of money tilting at his various windmills. If he’d lay off (heh) the hookers and lawsuits, he’d have decent gear to crank out some demos and get a passable wardrobe, keep his hair cut, buy shampoo, and maybe get a lip piercing that helps with his disability.
 
The fool wastes enormous amounts of money tilting at his various windmills. If he’d lay off (heh) the hookers and lawsuits, he’d have decent gear to crank out some demos and get a passable wardrobe, keep his hair cut, buy shampoo, and maybe get a lip piercing that helps with his disability.
A lip piercing that helps his disability? I don't think that anyone will put rings between your lips to hold them shut.
 
IIRC it costs 400 bucks to file a lawsuit in federal court unless you file in forma pauperis. So Russ will lose $$$ trying to sue AOC for nothing.
I don't know what you guys would buy if you had 400 bucks burning a hole in your pocket, but just about anything other than a pointless lawsuit would be a better use of the money.

Yeah, venmoing prozzies is a much sounder investment. He hasn't bragged about that in a while (since Erica, I think), so he either learned his lesson or is broke. I wonder which one is it.
 
I think he's trying to fake it 'til he makes it. Problem is, he's never gonna make it, and at some point he has to accept that, otherwise he's bound to keep wasting time, money, and efforts until he does.

Then again, time spent wasted on useless scripts and songs is time he's not using to stalk women, so carry on, Russ.

Time and money, yes, but I don't think Rusty is in any danger of wasting any efforts - he'd have to make an effort in the first place to do that.
 
"I look healthier at 28 than I did at 21..."

You definitely don't. Those pictures of you before you went all Nice Guy and lost your friends show you at a much cleaner, happier, sober time. It's like the Portrait of Dorian Gray but you fucked that up and got it backwards, with some photo in your parents attic living happily ever after with a wife, two kids, and a dog.

The fact that he believes he's healthier and looks better now than in those photos is an alarming indication of his alarming disconnect from reality.

And "Karma on Dragon 5" is probably "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" with the word "space" before every noun. "Taylor had a devilish look in her eyes. 'Let's get... space-ice cream!' she said. 'Driver,' I said to the chauffeur of the space-limo, 'take us to Planet Cold Stone!'. Also Kiara has space-AIDS."
 
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I've been missing being able to read some good Russ nonsense, I hope he writes something soon. Plus there's always the dramatic readings!
This is 100% accurate. Even if Russell had a monster member, he’d still be rejected for hookups.
Yeah I'm pretty sure even size queens have other basic standards. Any girl would run from Russ long before a dong ever entered the picture, regardless of quality.
 
I think Russ likes to openly state in public FB comments about various people he is going to sue because he wants someone to ask about it. Whether it be a representative of the person he says he'll sue or a news agency. Lawsuits aren't jack shit to big name people and he is unable to comprehend that.

He's lucky she doesn't blast him on Twitter for being a creep. Russ gets away with quite a bit, just like Chris, but one day he'll kick a hornet's nest and be friendless and alone in a shitty small apartment with only a couch cover....wait a minite..
 
I think Russ likes to openly state in public FB comments about various people he is going to sue because he wants someone to ask about it. Whether it be a representative of the person he says he'll sue or a news agency. Lawsuits aren't jack shit to big name people and he is unable to comprehend that.

He's lucky she doesn't blast him on Twitter for being a creep. Russ gets away with quite a bit, just like Chris, but one day he'll kick a hornet's nest and be friendless and alone in a shitty small apartment with only a couch cover....wait a minite..


Correction: he wants someone to tell him how right he is and that it's a great idea. He doesn't want an honest answer.
 
"I look healthier at 28 than I did at 21..."

You definitely don't. Those pictures of you before you went all Nice Guy and lost your friends show you at a much cleaner, happier, sober time. It's like the Portrait of Dorian Gray but you fucked that up and got it backwards, with some photo in your parents attic living happily ever after with a wife, two kids, and a dog.

The fact that he believes he's healthier and looks better now than in those photos is an alarming indication of his alarming disconnect from reality.

And "Karma on Dragon 5" is probably "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" with the word "space" before every noun. "Taylor had a devilish look in her eyes. 'Let's get... space-ice cream!' she said. 'Driver,' I said to the chauffeur of the space-limo, 'take us to Planet Cold Stone!'. Also Kiara has space-AIDS."
Something tells me that he always kind of viewed almost everything he does as just an insincere tactic to get pussy, hygiene included. He looked cleaner in his youth because he was a lot more hopeful about getting a subservient mormon wife. The more time passes, the more women have rejected or ignored him, and the more he abandons what he sees as an ineffective tactic, rather than seeing hygiene as beneficial for its own sake. Each fluid ounce of grease in his hair is just there to punish the next woman who rejects him because the previous one who did despite the fact that running a comb through his hair and doing laundry once a month should've gotten her panties wet.
 
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2013 Russ vs. 2019 Russ
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Those girls all have "help me" eyes, especially the blonde in the bottom center.
Also, you didn't have to pay them, Russell, because they were pity dates in the name of Moroni and Joseph Smith.

Tbf the girl that looks the most uncomfortable is the one on the bottom right. Dude is all up on Russell for the picture like whatever, but that chick is leaving plenty of space between Russhole and herself, and her arm closest to him is wrapped around the front of her body. Maybe I'm wrong, but her body language is just SCREAMING "I'm just doing this because a picture was expected, otherwise I wouldn't be caught anywhere near this close to this guy."
 
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