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(Link: http://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1212202318369718273)

1 year, 125 parts, of refusing to learn how to play the game properly, selling the naming of signs and the building of wheelchair monuments to his paypiglets, while an autistic adult male handholds him through every single little thing possible in the game DSP shat on for as long as it existed.

This is his legacy. Bask in its glory, you no life nudniks.
 
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Toilet Man said:
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(Link: http://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1212202318369718273)

1 year, 125 parts, of refusing to learn how to play the game properly, selling the naming of signs and the building of wheelchair monuments to his paypiglets, while an autistic adult male handholds him through every single little thing possible in the game DSP shat on for as long as it existed.

This is his legacy. Bask in its glory, you no life nudniks.
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its already been a year? holy shit kids beat the ender dragon in shorter time
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Phil says he cant afford the gin he used to usually gets, and hasn't had it in 10 years(despite evidence of having gin and sprite December 31st 2017 on instagram). He doesn't know what alcohol he has in the house, but knows he is going to have a drink.
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On the 22nd all Phil had in the house was gin. Now on the 31st he has no gin and he has a little vodka and some rum in the house. He never buys alcohol and rarely drinks. But he has gone through a bottle of gin, most of a bottle of vodka, and has a full bottle of rum.

All the money goes straight to bills, folks!

Edit to add: a normal size bottle of booze (750 ml) is enough to make 16 or 17 drinks. Some one in their house is having at least 2 drinks a day for them to go through a bottle of gin, a bottle of vodka, and the egg nog. Plus they have back up rum.
 
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Sparkletor said:
On the 22nd all Phil had in the house was gin. Now on the 31st he has no gin and he has a little vodka and some rum in the house. He never buys alcohol and rarely drinks. But he has gone through a bottle of gin, most of a bottle of vodka, and has a full bottle of rum.

All the money goes straight to bills, folks!
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Phil puts that booze on his credit card, and then it becomes a bill. He also pays the minimum, so it becomes another bigger bill.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Never forget one of the biggest debunks for one of the longest running, most immature lies the pig has constructed.

The Hate Live podcast where Phil specifically explains how his glasses help him see a screen a few feet away and how blind he is without them. One of my favorite lies because this isn't a retconned story with the same structure or strategically omitted details to semantically weasel around later... he was honest before he knew he would want to lie. So this is just a total night and day where he HAS to be lying, be it then or now, for absolutely no reason.

Phil is currently complaining on stream about people 'walking around pointing' at the mall, and he identified them as tourists who were here visiting families, so it was packed. This from a guy who vlogged his trips to every one of Seattle's tourist hotspots. Also, I'm confused as to why we're grocery shopping at the mall? Philip? Were you... were you there purchasing baubles that were not disclosed in your begging? I recall being told it was for bills and groceries.

I maintain he refers to credit card bills, which is his semantic dodge for the fact that Kat wanted a second $200 Simple Human garbage can because Leanna touched the last one.
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When did Jarbo guest-host Hate Live?

I generally hate it when streamers do Skype call-ins. I’m glad Metokur has generally stopped doing it and happy to see Null quit as well, but I wish Philip would pick this back up. I know he won’t, but I was legitimately surprised to see he had done it at least once.
 
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