Chris and the 2010s

The Christine decade would've been better had we been given the signature TMI-fests that Classic Chris indulged in. Chris has just become way too reclusive and pretty much only opened up when he did the bidding of the worst of we;ens such as Jacob and the Idea Guys.

Imagine the lulz we could've gotten from a theoretical virginity video or somewhat coherent twitter sperging. The dimensional merge and Magi-Chan shit could've been a lot more fun imo.
 
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I mean, he transitioned, and good for him on that front. He's finally found the TRUE AND HONEST relationship of his dreams with Magi-chan and the rest of his imaginary harem, and let's face it, that was probably the best solution for Christian Weston Chandler. And he's all wrapped up in a comfy swaddling of lunacy where even Barb's impending death can't hurt him as badly as it would have once, because he believes she's just going on to become a Rosechu and live in CWCville forever.

So all in all...ehhh?

Rogowski said:
This was Chris’ first video of the decade on January 2nd, 2010.
What a wild ride it’s been fellas.
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Tikbalang said:
It's the decade when he use his last resort to lose his virginity: a hooker
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You mean his only resort.


ToroidalBoat said:
Chris went in fairly normal (compared to now), and left with Bob dead, thinking he's female, and thinking he's a goddess.

Somehow I don't think he's getting better...
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I wonder what delusion will fill Chris' head next?? "I'm mudder, watch me breast feed this baby I stole from da Wals Mart". Chris could conceivably kidnap 20 babies, fill their mouths with nipple hair from a botched breast feeding, and he would probably get congratulated. Here's to hoping in 2020!
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His life has become something like if John Waters directed a remake of Grey Gardens.
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This time, instead of starring a white mother and daughter, it's starring a Cherokean queen and her Cherokean princess daugter. The princess's name is Slips On Dog Shit.
 
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glossdrop said:
The Christine decade would've been better had we been given the signature TMI-fests that Classic Chris indulged in. Chris has just become way too reclusive and pretty much only opened up when he did the bidding of the worst of we;ens such as Jacob and the Idea Guys.

Imagine the lulz we could've gotten from a theoretical virginity video or somewhat coherent twitter sperging. The dimensional merge and Magi-Chan shit could've been a lot more fun imo.
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i think twitter is the worst thing that could have happened in terms of us getting entertainment from Chris. It’s much easier for him to type out a few words than it is for him to express himself in a video.
 
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Honestly I want his twitter gone. I miss the videos bros.

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I'd really love for someone to do a video of Chris slowly transforming over the decade to this. It would make it all worthwhile.

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Red Dead Redemption 2 Official Soundtrack - That's The Way It Is | HD (With Visualizer)

Soundtrack Playlist Here: https://goo.gl/FSb7Ca Credits: The Killa https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4K1xbvcFBCUmgLemeAcxxA Artist: Daniel Lanois #rdr2 #soun...
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