Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Deadpool]

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I'm still not convinced he's not Marshall Cranston pulling some incredibly retarded gay ops for reasons only known to him and Melinda. Or that's just the beer and my tinfoil hat talking.

 

[Marshall Castersen]

I don't know what that means.

Are you really that slow? No offense.

How much debt are you in. Is it more debt than this time last year?

Hi Andrew I see you have multiple profiles on KF's. Who do you think your fooling here?What's really pathetic is your so starved for attention you created other profiles to keep the threads alive because you feed on negative and positive energy. Are you that desperate and lonely in your mother's basement?
Your a parasite to society and you should do society a favor and put a bullet between your big nose. Your so demented by your failed attempts at life:forced you to lie to yourself;deluded you to believe your a morally superior religious intellect. How can someone with a disorderly mind can even comprehend or fathom scriptural philosophy? You have no experience in life but want to correct people on how to live theirs? Just like every other false religious teacher that tries to speak on behalf of the Almighty that never spoken to him or seen him. You just want to feel accomplished and created a dillusion of grandiosity from someone else's work with out doing anything. You dont even follow or believe what those dead sea scrolls say but have made it a pinnacle of your existence. Its lame as fuck. Get a life and quit meddling in other lives.

How much debt are you in. Is it more debt than this time last year?

 

[Adamska]

Ancient judaism were divided in two camps. Obe group, responsible for the dead sea scrolls, followed a solar calendar. They converted en masse to christianity. The other group followed a lunar calendar and they continued in their false judaism linking the modern jews with the ancient moon followers.

Nope. Judaism split into a lot of camps; Samaritans for example were the Northerners who stayed in the homeland when the Captivity began. Jews loved putting them down for being "wicked" and for "abandoning God" and cheered when the Assyrians yeeted them. Then got horrified when they tried doing the same to them.

Then you have Karaite rite as well, formed later on (Around Jesus' time actually) that rejected a lot of shit and had their own ideas, like how being a Jew was patrilineal, not matrilineal. Hayanmot, the doctrine followed by Beta Israelis, the Reform v. the Conservative, the Hasidi... it goes on.

Hi Marshall I'm with you on the first half of your post. The second half tells me you're a ween and possibly a mountain jew, so I don't know how to take it in its entirety.

With mockery, because these Cargo Kabbalists have yet to have a remotely competent person show up. All we've seen so far is an entitled sperg who needs to be hit with force or killed to understand no means no, a wannabe gangbanger who can't even pronounce any of the accepted names for YHWH, and a dumb frivolous suit flinging cunt too retarded to even do the basics right.

I refuse to use the insult, since I will not give them an appelation that is actually used by the actual Jewish community, as Mountain Jews are Mizrahim who lived in the mountains of the Caucasus.

tl;dr these "Essene Revivalists" are shit and make the current face of Black Israelites look smart.

 

[Deadpool]

Are you really that slow? No offense.

Hi Andrew I see you have multiple profiles on KF's. Who do you think your fooling here?What's really pathetic is your so starved for attention you created other profiles to keep the threads alive because you feed on negative and positive energy. Are you that desperate and lonely in your mother's basement?
Your a parasite to society and you should do society a favor and put a bullet between your big nose. Your so demented by your failed attempts at life:forced you to lie to yourself;deluded you to believe your a morally superior religious intellect. How can someone with a disorderly mind can even comprehend or fathom scriptural philosophy? You have no experience in life but want to correct people on how to live theirs? Just like every other false religious teacher that tries to speak on behalf of the Almighty that never spoken to him or seen him. You just want to feel accomplished and created a dillusion of grandiosity from someone else's work with out doing anything. You dont even follow or believe what those dead sea scrolls say but have made it a pinnacle of your existence. Its lame as fuck. Get a life and quit meddling in other lives.

No because what you typed was damn near jibberish.

Nope. Judaism split into a lot of camps; Samaritans for example were the Northerners who stayed in the homeland when the Captivity began. Jews loved putting them down for being "wicked" and for "abandoning God" and cheered when the Assyrians yeeted them. Then got horrified when they tried doing the same to them.

Then you have Karaite right as well, formed later on that rejected a lot of shit and had their own ideas, like how being a Jew was patrilineal, not matrilineal. Hayanmot, the doctrine followed by Beta Israelis, the Reform v. the Conservative, the Hasidi... it goes on.

With mockery, because these Cargo Kabbalists have yet to have a remotely competent person show up. All we've seen so far is an entitled sperg who needs to be hit with force or killed to understand no means no, a wannabe gangbanger who can't even pronounce any of the accepted names for YHWH, and a dumb frivolous suit flinging cunt too exceptional to even do the basics right.

I refuse to use the insult, since I will not give them an appelation that is actually used by the actual Jewish community, as Mountain Jews are Mizrahim who lived in the mountains of the Caucasus.

tl;dr these "Essene Revivalists" are shit and make the current face of Black Israelites look smart.

I'm admitting my own ignorance, but I didn't know Mountain Jews were an actual religious group. I literally thought Null made it up because it sounded like Mountain Dew.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Holy shit, is Marshall drunk on new year's manischewitz and posting in this thread? It's a Yahweh miracle.

 

[Marshall Castersen]

Nope. Judaism split into a lot of camps; Samaritans for example were the Northerners who stayed in the homeland when the Captivity began. Jews loved putting them down for being "wicked" and for "abandoning God" and cheered when the Assyrians yeeted them. Then got horrified when they tried doing the same to them.

Then you have Karaite right as well, formed later on that rejected a lot of shit and had their own ideas, like how being a Jew was patrilineal, not matrilineal. Hayanmot, the doctrine followed by Beta Israelis, the Reform v. the Conservative, the Hasidi... it goes on.

With mockery, because these Cargo Kabbalists have yet to have a remotely competent person show up. All we've seen so far is an entitled sperg who needs to be hit with force or killed to understand no means no, a wannabe gangbanger who can't even pronounce any of the accepted names for YHWH, and a dumb frivolous suit flinging cunt too exceptional to even do the basics right.

I refuse to use the insult, since I will not give them an appelation that is actually used by the actual Jewish community, as Mountain Jews are Mizrahim who lived in the mountains of the Caucasus.

tl;dr these "Essene Revivalists" are shit and make the current face of Black Israelites look smart.

Revelation 3:9B

Nope. Judaism split into a lot of camps; Samaritans for example were the Northerners who stayed in the homeland when the Captivity began. Jews loved putting them down for being "wicked" and for "abandoning God" and cheered when the Assyrians yeeted them. Then got horrified when they tried doing the same to them.

Then you have Karaite right as well, formed later on that rejected a lot of shit and had their own ideas, like how being a Jew was patrilineal, not matrilineal. Hayanmot, the doctrine followed by Beta Israelis, the Reform v. the Conservative, the Hasidi... it goes on.

With mockery, because these Cargo Kabbalists have yet to have a remotely competent person show up. All we've seen so far is an entitled sperg who needs to be hit with force or killed to understand no means no, a wannabe gangbanger who can't even pronounce any of the accepted names for YHWH, and a dumb frivolous suit flinging cunt too exceptional to even do the basics right.

I refuse to use the insult, since I will not give them an appelation that is actually used by the actual Jewish community, as Mountain Jews are Mizrahim who lived in the mountains of the Caucasus.

tl;dr these "Essene Revivalists" are shit and make the current face of Black Israelites look smart.

Revelations 3:9
"Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee." Someone is lying here? Who can it be?

 

[Deadpool]

Revelation 3:9B

Revelations 3:9
"Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee." Someone is lying here? Who can it be?

Austin 3:16 I just kicked your ass.
Deadpool 1:1 I don't care.

Go home Marshall you're drunk and Melinda is waiting to peg you.

 

[Marshall Castersen]

Austin 3:16 I just kicked your ass.
Deadpool 1:1 I don't care.

Go home Marshall you're drunk and Melinda is waiting to peg you.

Hahahaha you bafoon your confused I'm not that Marshall it's a coincidence we share the same name. Im a huge Marshall Mathers fan.
A typical hillbilly post. WWF wrestle mania quote so original. Please! Stone Cold Steve Austin was a bitch. I met him in person in San Francisco and busted that niggas fucked up knee. He walks with a knee brace now.

 

[Deadpool]

Hahahaha you bafoon your confused.
A typical hillbilly post. WWF wrestle mania quote so original. Please! Stone Cold Steve Austin was a bitch. I met him in person in San Francisco and busted that niggas fucked up knee. He walks with a knee brace now. Hahahaha.

Well now I know you're an idiot and a liar so I can officially say: mix bleach and ammonia and inhale deeply.

 

[Marshall Castersen]

Austin 3:16 I just kicked your ass.
Deadpool 1:1 I don't care.

Go home Marshall you're drunk and Melinda is waiting to peg you.

No because what you typed was damn near jibberish.


I'm admitting my own ignorance, but I didn't know Mountain Jews were an actual religious group. I literally thought Null made it up because it sounded like Mountain Dew.

Anything of intelligence always sounds like jibberish to a unlearned mind. You must be a really gullible person in reality. A sign is not just a sign. I am just superior minded. Thanks

 

[Deadpool]

Anything of intelligence always sounds like jibberish to a unlearned mind. You must be a really gullible person in reality. A sign is not just a sign. I am just superior minded. Thanks

Don't you have some Supreme Court cases to write in crayon? Remember my real name is Wade Wilson, I expect it to be spelled correctly on my summons. Also kill yourself.

 

[Marshall Castersen]

Well now I know you're an idiot and a liar so I can officially say: mix bleach and ammonia and inhale deeply.

Chloroform will have better results if you drink it. You will sleep better I promise.

Don't you have some Supreme Court cases to write in crayon? Remember my real name is Wade Wilson, I expect it to be spelled correctly on my summons. Also kill yourself.

Did they write in crayon so you can understand? Low intellects need color for brain stimulation. Just saying.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Starting off the new year with some might fine autism, if I do say so myself. Can't wait for Melinda's next lawsuit.

 

[Everything_fades]

@xtamarlover I don't know if you'll get this ping, but I started reading the first parts of the thread. I don't have the energy or will to slog through the whole thing.

But I saw the photos posted of you and your "girlfriend"... uh... you and your GF look reeeaaaally alike. Also little thing, I noticed your ears are very low and you have a big nose bridge and big mouth. I'm saying that in a good way!

Look, I have 0 energy and time to "catch up" on a thread full of arguing and petty insults. I have no idea exactly what weird stuff you're into, but I do have eyes. You look like your ex GF. think about that.

thing really hard about that. your ex has huge square shoulders, a face like yours, long neck, long arms, narrow hips.

Think about that. that's it. got nothing more to say. I hope you snap out of... whatever weird stuff you're into, and open your eyes. that's it.

 

[Null]

Whoever Marshall-Law is is from Knoxville, not Hicktown VA.

 

[Adamska]

Revelation 3:9B

Revelations 3:9
"Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee." Someone is lying here? Who can it be?

Quoting the gayest and stupidest book in the bible that only miserable fucks who want to die and take others with them means shit to me manlet. Doubly so since your tard branch rejects it last I checked. At least whenever it's convenient. I don't know because this Cargo Cult is so poorly thought out it makes Raelians look with it.

All I know is that the tough guy talk proves you're an utter pussy filled with crybully rage who only cashes checks like this because he knows most people have more things to do than track them down and actually beat their shit in.

Whoever Marshall-Law is is from Knoxville, not Hicktown VA.

He's actually about as backwoods TBH.

 

[Begemot]

Why is every Essence cuck in this thread a delusional lackwit? This fake Judaism is like a precursor prion-brain infection.

Also @xtamarlover stop with the idea people owe you love or friendship. It's demented. I thought you were getting better.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Any interactions with me or my family will be reported to the FBI.

 

[Begemot]

Any interactions with me or my family will be reported to the FBI.

Do you mean physical interaction s? Because I believe you're on this forum of your own volition, kid.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Do you mean physical interaction s? Because I believe you're on this forum of your own volition, kid.

The FBI met with me in person and said if Melinda (and by extension, her husband Marshall on her behalf) contacts me or does anything hostile, I can contact them and they will give them a warning or yalk with them and tell them to stop. Likewise I must not interact with them or they can contact the FBI too. Marshall is deluded to think ive been contacting him which i have not. The same person contacting Marshall, has been contacting me and showing me what he said to marshall. I told him to leave them alone because i dont want problems.