TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Man vs persistent rat]

I hadn't considered the implication of his claim of not leaving bed for five days. Either he's lying or that dog is in trouble.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Spoony is the living mouse utopia experiment, he has all of his needs paid for by pay piggie money so he doesn't have to do anything. Spoony's case shows when all evolutionary pressures are removed degeneracy will take over productiveness.

Without Darwinian selection humanity will produce individuals unfit for producing anything useful and eventually will completely lose its ability to produce fit individuals altogether. This unfitness will plunge humanity into chaos, making it lose its ability to infinitely give resources to parasites and to bring back natural selection.

The true question here is that will Spoony transition before he kills himself?

Show of hands, how many would kick in a few bucks for a go fund me to get Spoony to chop his dick off?

 

[RJ MacReady]

I hadn't considered the implication of his claim of not leaving bed for five days. Either he's lying or that dog is in trouble.

What surprises me is how much light is in that photo. Given his emo whinging about darkness I expected all of the curtains and blinds in the house to be shut.

 

[Army Burger]

Show of hands, how many would kick in a few bucks for a go fund me to get Spoony to chop his dick off?

Hell, I'd fly to Chicago and give him the shears.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

At this point, Spoony needs to be on anti-depressants. Even the really shitty ones like buspar or paxil would be better than nothing at this point. Or maybe he's already on anti-depressants and that's the real problem.

Honestly, taking a hit of acid would probably do him a world of wonders.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He'd enjoy the mind-altering aspects of medication but would just Lowtax himself into a coma state, he'd subvert every opportunity to use it to make himself a better person because he sees his personality as near-flawless and his mental illness as being unrelated to that, merely bad luck that nobody can understand or treat. Pretty much any change he could make would improve his situation, but he's too clever to do any of it, too immune to therapy because he sees through all of its 'lies'. He's a brave warrior being cruelly tested and I am amazed how he hasn't surrendered to the blatantly Christian dimension of this scenario yet.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

He'd enjoy the mind-altering aspects of medication but would just Lowtax himself into a coma state, he'd subvert every opportunity to use it to make himself a better person because he sees his personality as near-flawless and his mental illness as being unrelated to that, merely bad luck that nobody can understand or treat.

DMT will fuck that shit up in about thirty minutes.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

At this point, Spoony needs to be on anti-depressants. Even the really shitty ones like buspar or paxil would be better than nothing at this point. Or maybe he's already on anti-depressants and that's the real problem.

Honestly, taking a hit of acid would probably do him a world of wonders.

Last time I heard he was off of his anti-depressant was back in like 2012 maybe 2014. I think he did talk about getting new ones ore something in 2016 or 2017.

 

[Biffo]

At this point, Spoony needs to be on anti-depressants. Even the really shitty ones like buspar or paxil would be better than nothing at this point. Or maybe he's already on anti-depressants and that's the real problem.

Honestly, taking a hit of acid would probably do him a world of wonders.

He is past that point, also past the point of getting help from a psychologist, as he wouldn't stick with it and wouldn't put the work in to get better.
Only hope for him is that he does get institutionalised which I could see happening if he has a standoff with police when he refuses to leave his house, he needs to be forced to get better.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

He is past that point, also past the point of getting help from a psychologist, as he wouldn't stick with it and wouldn't put the work in to get better.
Only hope for him is that he does get institutionalised which I could see happening if he has a standoff with police when he refuses to leave his house, he needs to be forced to get better.

Not familiar with US laws....but forced care must be pretty god damn hard to accomplish? Spoony is fucked in the head but he is not "crazy crazy".
A standoff would probably only get him some baton taste in the ass and a night in jail no?

(Well...depends on the severity of the "standoff" too ofcourse, but i have a hard time seing spoony going postal about it. He is too lazy and depressed for that haha. If you cant motivate yourself to make a video in several years to save your house its gotta be pretty hard to gather strenght to fight da cops)

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Even people like Lucas Werner can only be temporarily sectioned for a day until he cools off, then is sent out on his way (replete with domestic violence records, prison stints, a history of harassment). Spoony is going nowhere save back to his parent's basement.

 

[Biffo]

Not familiar with US laws....but forced care must be pretty god damn hard to accomplish? Spoony is fucked in the head but he is not "crazy crazy".
A standoff would probably only get him some baton taste in the ass and a night in jail no?

(Well...depends on the severity of the "standoff" too ofcourse, but i have a hard time seing spoony going postal about it. He is too lazy and depressed for that haha. If you cant motivate yourself to make a video in several years to save your house its gotta be pretty hard to gather strenght to fight da cops)

If he fights christmas trees and displays, wouldn't be shocked if he fought cops if they came into his the house, guess he could end up being shot as well.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Not familiar with US laws....but forced care must be pretty god damn hard to accomplish? Spoony is fucked in the head but he is not "crazy crazy".
A standoff would probably only get him some baton taste in the ass and a night in jail no?

(Well...depends on the severity of the "standoff" too ofcourse, but i have a hard time seing spoony going postal about it. He is too lazy and depressed for that haha. If you cant motivate yourself to make a video in several years to save your house its gotta be pretty hard to gather strenght to fight da cops)

Crazy people in the US tend to end up in jail and prison much more than they end up in psych wards. Short observation periods (usually 48-72hrs) is typical unless someone is so batshit crazy that they just can't be ignored anymore. Our very own cow John Bulla is an exception, although it's notable that he was thrown in prison long before being committed. He only got thrown in the looney bin after a crazed fit in which he acted aggressively, with a knife, towards a neighbor and kids.

Most of the time people with severe mental problems end up cycling between being homeless and in jail unless they do something particularly serious. I wouldn't say Spoony's even that far along the crazy meter, he's just got personality disorders and is depressed. The old lady that rides the bus all day around here says she's Betsy Ross and invites strangers to her coming wedding with Elvis but the only intervention she gets is that they make her get off at the end of the line and wait for the next one.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Not familiar with US laws....but forced care must be pretty god damn hard to accomplish? Spoony is fucked in the head but he is not "crazy crazy".

It is. Look at what goes on in the hobo camps in California, you have people shitting in the streets in broad daylight (they aren't even decent enough to have designated shitting streets either) and smearing it all over themselves or other people and getting into fights over drugs when they aren't running around screaming at random people. Most of the time they aren't even arrested and when they are they're back out on the streets in a few days/weeks. Spoony is a goddamn productive model citizen compared to many homeless people.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Ah, mystery solved. The picture of Oreo that Noah posted is over five months old and was taken by April. No wonder it looked so bright. Dude's literally too lazy to take a picture of his dog.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Ah, mystery solved. The picture of Oreo that Noah posted is over five months old and was taken by April. No wonder it looked so bright. Dude's literally too lazy to take a picture of his dog.

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It's even funnier to me that he's using April's pictures at all given how much he's whined over her "hurting" him. You'd think he'd get rid of them.

 

[RJ MacReady]

It's even funnier to me that he's using April's pictures at all given how much he's whined over her "hurting" him. You'd think he'd get rid of them.

My guess:

1) He's not capable of taking a photo which looks that cheery.
2) Using a photo taken by April is Noah's idea of a clever hint that he still wants her back.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Did Hope chain Spoony to the radiator and rape him?

Don't you mean Jacob?

And to answer your question, good God, I hope not. The mental image is enough to make me want to stab my brain.

Ah, mystery solved. The picture of Oreo that Noah posted is over five months old and was taken by April. No wonder it looked so bright. Dude's literally too lazy to take a picture of his dog.

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There is a level of pathetic here that I can't comprehend.

So is the dog really with him or is he so pathetic to use pictures taken by his ex to make it seem like he still has the dog?

And if the dog is still with him...good God I feel sorry for that animal.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Don't you mean Jacob?

And to answer your question, good God, I hope not. The mental image is enough to make me want to stab my brain.



There is a level of pathetic here that I can't comprehend.

So is the dog really with him or is he so pathetic to use pictures taken by his ex to make it seem like he still has the dog?

And if the dog is still with him...good God I feel sorry for that animal.

Reminds me of a suicide of an old Hollywood actress who became an obese shut in. She had a tiny Pomeranian kind of dog and committed suicide but locked the dog in her room. When they found the body they saw that the dog ate parts of her thigh and buttocks to survive.

 

[RJ MacReady]

So we're now within 2 weeks of Noah's lender getting a default judgment because he hasn't answered the summons in his foreclosure case. Once that happens, Noah gets a letter giving him 30 days to leave the property or else the plaintiffs go to the court and get a judgment to have sheriff's deputies physically remove him.

Regardless of what happens, I think he'll be out of the house by April at the latest assuming he doesn't move out first.