Your 2020 Gaming Predictions - For all of your "fucking called it months ago" needs

Here are my predictions for 2020:

1. Cyberpunk 2077 will do well. All hail our new Polish Overlords!
2. Bethesda will continue to be incompetent, with modders fixing their games post-launch.
3. Bethesda will also show a Starfield trailer. Todd Howard will tell more lies.
4. GTA VI will be teased with no release date in sight (maybe a specific year at best).
5. A new Batman game will be announced, fans will be excited until we they play it and find out it's a broken mess.
6. BioWare will announce the next Dragon Age, but it will be a live service game. Once it fails due to "BioWare Magic" development, EA will finally put BW out of its misery.
7. Ubisoft will show off more of Gods & Monsters, but it will look like a bastard hybrid of Breath of the Wild and every other modern Ubisoft tower capturing, open-world game.
8. More Diablo 4 info from Blizzard, fans will continue to wonder when the out of season April Fools joke will be over.
9. Bungie will announce a new Destiny 2 expansion, it will be received with anticipation from people who play Destiny 2.
10. 343i will finally show off some gameplay of Halo: Infinite, as well as announce a beta. They will also announce when whichever Halo game(s) they're still porting to PC will be out.
11. Half Life: Alyx will good, but probably have some minor glitches which will result in some funny memes. It will sell well.

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12. Fallout 76 will have its Wasteland update, but it will have a game-breaking bug that will bring us more hilarity.
 
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Gaming in the 2020’s will be like this, but much more realistic
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Flight Simulator will start a revival of interest in aviation followed by articles that flying planes is not inclusive enough and we need more diversity and inclusion in aviation. Also lots of Muslim majority countries start buying the game for undefined reasons.
My favourite part of flight simulator was having to constantly be online so it could stream in the map data. Really added to the experiance imo.

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I always like chinese games that steal characters...
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Path of Exile 2 removes global chat or heavily censors it.

Battle For Bikini Bottom's remake is awesome.

Planet Zoo adds penguins. In a 20 dollar DLC.

Bethesda goes even more insane and tries to put the mod genie back in the bottle.

Persona 6 takes out everything but the dating sim elements.

Skyrim gets another rerelease.

Prey 2006 remains abandonware.

Eidos attempts another Thief game. It's even worse than the last one.
 
-Cyberpunk comes out and is alright. Not the messianic title people are hyping it up to be, but not bad. This ultimately causes gay internet arguments that will be last for years.

-Doom Eternal releases and is as good as or perhaps better than DOOM 2016

-Google Stadia gets the Old Yeller treatment -- Google pretends it never happened and refuses to talk about it

-Half Life Alyx is okay but not nearly as revolutionary for VR as HL2 was for PC gaming when it released. The success or lukewarm reception determines whether or not Valve actually starts making games again or continues to print money with Steam and the card market

-PS5 releases towards the end of the year, probably after Thanksgiving just in time for Black Friday/Cyber Monday. A few possibilities:
1. It's outrageously priced like the PS3 was and sells decently but not nearly as well as it could have if it was cheaper
2. It's not outrageously priced but the censorship policies at Sony continue to frustrate both gamers and developers until enough developers (especially Eastern ones) get fed up and switch to Nintendo/MS

-Epic Game Store continues to insist they're not a puppet of the PRC, and everyone continues to press X to doubt.

-Bioware gets added to EA's corpse pile. They've been lying in the pile with the other corpses for a while now, but EA hasn't had the mercy to put a bullet through their skull until now

-TES 6 gets a CGI trailer. It will look nothing at all like the final product because Bethesda is still gonna use the Gamebryo engine and everyone knows it

-Bethesda continues to find new ways to fuck up both Fallout 76 and the pathetic fucks still playing it, prompting Internet Historian to release a follow up to his original "Fall of 76" video

-GTA VI gets announced, along with the Day 1 microtransactions to go with the game and its online features; oh and fuck you no mods allowed at all

-Ubisoft continues to go woke and pander to social justice faggots; their games also continue to be identical sandboxes with the depth of a puddle in terms of gameplay and narrative

-Ubisoft also continues to put out trailers that do not even remotely resemble the final product

-Some new Japanese IP with a Rule 34 bait anime lady main character gets shown off at E3 or TGS

-Ikumi Nakamura steals everyone's hearts at E3 again
 
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Cyberpunk will be a decent 7-8/10 game, but will be circlejerked as
a) literally the best game ever or
b) overrated trash that people will underscore as 5/10 or below and every top comment on those "unpopular gaming opinion" reddit threads will be "I'm probably going to get downvoted hard for this but DAE think that Cyberpunk is mediocre?!?!"

The Last of Us 2 will be no better than the first game but people will still treat it as the best game ever and keep sucking Naughty Dog's and Troy Baker's dicks.
 
Stadia lingers on through the whole year, exists more as a tech demo than an actual product people are supposed to buy. Google does not put money into securing exclusives and, as a result, doesn't have any.

Something big happens in Europe in regards to game monetization. FIFA in particular is too big to be ignored. EA reluctantly responds by half-unfucking the game.

Series X gets the full blowout a month and a half or so before E3, just like what happened last generation. They already have most info out there but you also get to see a downscale, cheaper, version that nobody is going to want. Halo Infinite the "hype" game for it, but it looks extremely generic in the trailers. A Fable game is the other big exclusive talked about. Not named Fable 4. Nothing else first party from them makes waves, their shed of misfit toy studios put out a load of generic trend chasers/games people wanted in 2010. They are in it to win it though and parade an unending sea of mediocrity through the conference. A more downscale XB1 is also revealed. XBL is the current version/does not get new updates.

PS5 gets revealed in March, full blowout at E3. They are a little more classy than Xbox and might have people push new series. You also might get Horizon 2 and Last of Us 2 with better shadows (wooo.) Controller is basically the same as the current one, to enable backwards compatibility. It costs as much as the Xbox but is less powerful. PSN/PSN+ or whatever they call it remains unchanged.

All digital future is put off for another generation, both announced with disc drives.

Nintendo gets ANOTHER Pokemon game. Either a remake of an old game or a "Yellow" equivalent. Dexit still stands but a lot of "new" mons added back in. Metroid and Zelda trailers at E3. Mario Kart Tour gets a trailer too, everyone in the stream sneers. Neither come out this year. You do get the Prime Trilogy (finally), Xenoblade remaster, Animal Crossing (not a prediction, its out in March I think and they are pushing it in online marketing already,) and Bayonetta 3, which turns out to have not been in development hell afterall. No Microsoft collaboration announced, no Xbox Live on Switch.

As to PC gaming... Half Life Alyx turns out to not be the next Super Mario 64 afterall and VR still makes you vomit. Epic doesn't stop with the exclusivity buying, because its working. I hate online multiplayer and thats what PC gaming is these days, so I can't even predict what people want or will be given.

EA does nothing of note this year. They announce what the new plan/reboot for Anthem is going to be. Its a full on Realm Reborn overhaul trying to turn the assets into something that isn't extremely generic/grindy/boring. It fails.

Blizzard finds "success" with Diablo but its really a disappointment. Game moves millions but makes less than mobile/MOBA money and also is criticized by hardcore players for being very generic.

Bethesda has a product ready to go, its Starfield and its marred by monetization. The internet (well, my version of the internet,) hates it. Their whole E3 conference is a joke again, TES:O, F76, Starfield being a looter shooter, a mobile game and NO TES VI.

Ubisoft takes the lid off of BG&E2 and oh no its Starfield again. Assassins Creed is back (its on a two year cycle now) and I guess the reports about vikings sound realistic to me.

Reports leak out of GTA VI in active development.

Metro comes out, it is good. Not mind blowing or anything but enough for people to wake up and say that they do, indeed, like GTA-like games and haven't had a new one in years while the Watchdogs team sits in the corner and cries.

FF VII remake part 1 is out too and its also good. Trials of Mana remake is also out, its "good" but really its actually bland and forgettable and costs way too much. Tomb Raider is rebooted into an Assassin's Creed game.

Amazon shuts their game studio down. Turns out that making games is hard.
 
Both new consoles will release at $600-700 possibly even $800.
Zoomers will get mad thinking the price is too high, but in actuality it won't be since that's been the historically normal price range of a new console before this gen. Especially when counting inflation.
New consoles will either have no disc drive by default or they will have two versions and the ones with disk drives will be more expensive.
 
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-Doom Eternal is even better than its prequel and ends up being one of the most enjoyable games of 2020 when all is said and done.
-RE3 will be pretty damn good but a good deal derivative of RE2, using the same assets etc. For this it won't be reviewed as highly on gaming sites as it predecessor. Kinda like the reception the original playstation versions got.
-Eldenring will be great.
-Cyberpunk will receive alright reviews and be a competent game but channels like the Quartering will insist its SJW influence in journalism and as a result grossly overrate it.
-WoW expansion Shadowlands does little to fix the state of modern WoW and warforging remains in some capacity much to the chagrin of every single player that isnt Taliesen and Evitel. More people quit and jump ship to classic, FFXIV or whatever else promising looking is coming out.
-Diablo 4 looks cool but somehow ends up tainted because nu Blizzard has a shit Midas touch and all the company's talent outside of the art department is gone.
 
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1. Something will happen to EA that will cause them to realize shit has hit the fan. They won’t go bankrupt, but they’ll most likely be affected by the upcoming lootbox bans. Despite this, they’ll assimilate Bioware into their EA Sports division.

2. FF7 remake will release at the normal date, but the other part(s) will take years just to release. Yuffie and Vincent are DLC you have to pay for.

3. Bethesda fucks it up again with FO76, they make another half-assed apology at E3 and show off a CGI trailer for Starfield/ES6. The crowd shills are out in full force.

4. Google takes Stadia out back during the Q3 period and Old Yeller’s it. They never enter the vidya market ever again.

5. PS5 is shown off, people go wild. They show off three exclusives that they’ll continue to show for the next three or four E3 conferences.

6. For Pokemon, Nintendo either releases Sword/Shield 2 or Sinnoh remakes. Both are mediocre and most of the content for the latter is either cut back or removed from the game entirely. People get mad and nothing is done.
 
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1. Cyberpunk 2077 will be really good, not great.

2. Horizon Zero Dawn 2 will be a PS5 launch title.

3. Assassin's Creed Vikings will be out in October.

4. Nintendo will discontinue production of the 3DS, making Switch the only system they have.

5. Nintendo will have a 2021 date for Breath of the Wild sequel.

6. EA will lose money because of the loot box backlash.
 
Digimon survive sees no advertisement, and those who play if will cry out saying it isn't the promised pokemon killer they were hyping themselves up to be.
(The game is based on the old Wonderswan rpgs)
 
1. Nintendo reportedly has a policy that there be a new LoZ game every year. There will be a remake of either Age of Oracles/Seasons or Minish Cap announced for 2021 or for late 2020 if BOTW 2 is delayed until next year. I will continue to be butthurt that they didn't remake Adventure of Link.

2. Nintendo will finally fulfil their part of the deal with Microsoft by developing an exclusive title for the Xbox X Series. The salt levels from Nintendo fans will be off the charts even though the Switch or a future Nintendo console will eventually get a port which will sell better than the Xbox version.

3. As others have said we're gonna start seeing less and less woke shit in mainstream gaming and entertainment as a whole. The failure of Disney's Star Wars and the impending failure of Phase 4 of the MCU will send a message to the entertainment industry they can no longer ignore. Disney is the New York of the entertainment industry and if you can go woke go broke there, you can go woke go broke anywhere.

4. Remakes are going to become all the rage to the point we're gonna be just as sick of them as we are remakes of Hollywood movies. I mean did we REALLY need an HD remake of Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts Microsoft? Really?
 
2. Nintendo will finally fulfil their part of the deal with Microsoft by developing an exclusive title for the Xbox X Series. The salt levels from Nintendo fans will be off the charts even though the Switch or a future Nintendo console will eventually get a port which will sell better than the Xbox version.
As someone who grew up with Nintendo, I’d be less mad and more intrigued if this kind of insane curveball happened, and would wonder what Nintendo would do on a system 4 times as powerful as anything they’ve worked with before. Still wouldn’t buy a whole console just to play it though. (But if Microsoft still puts Xbox games on UWP then this could also be the first PC Nintendo game which is equally insane.)
 
As someone who grew up with Nintendo, I’d be less mad and more intrigued if this kind of insane curveball happened, and would wonder what Nintendo would do on a system 4 times as powerful as anything they’ve worked with before. Still wouldn’t buy a whole console just to play it though. (But if Microsoft still puts Xbox games on UWP then this could also be the first PC Nintendo game which is equally insane.)
Hate to break it to him, but none of his predictions are going to come true. The only one with any sort of possibility is the Zelda one and even though I don't think that GBC remakes are on the way, those weren't made in-house and thus Nintendo treats them like red-headed step children.
 
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