Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Osyth Osyth]

Some bio family stuff from Mastodon.

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Getting a tattoo in honor of your dead biological parents who lost custody of you as an infant due to their drug and alcohol addictions. Hmm. Hopefully she runs this plan past her therapist first.

It sounds like her parents are supportive of her bio family quest, which is nice, but seeing her idolize them like this has to hurt a little.

That’s such a cock move.
The only thing her bio parents ever did for her was give her FAS and autism. And I guess they also gave her up for ADOPTION.

She has no idea about what kids in the foster care system go through. How lucky she is that she never knew her bio parents.

She’s so spoiled. And it really makes me wish her parents actually got a good kid and Staph would stay in the system until she aged out.

 

[cogsworth]

Can't wait for the "MY BIO FAMILY ARE BIGOTS WHO REJECTED ME FOR BEING [identity of the week]" saga

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Some bio family stuff from Mastodon.

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Getting a tattoo in honor of your dead biological parents who lost custody of you as an infant due to their drug and alcohol addictions. Hmm. Hopefully she runs this plan past her therapist first.

It sounds like her parents are supportive of her bio family quest, which is nice, but seeing her idolize them like this has to hurt a little.

Bruh.
If I were her, first do one of adoptive long suffering parents.
I feel so sorry for the tattoo artist having to deal with her stench and soft blubber skin

 

[marjoram]

What a wonderful surprise for the long-lost sister....if she's even relatively normal meeting Sap is gonna be......interesting.
Imagine discovering you're closely related to the Womb Wizard.
I see this working out very well.

 

[JaneThough]

2020 plit twist: Long lost bio sis is a kiwi farmer.

 

[Meowzers]

2020 plit twist: Long lost bio sis is a kiwi farmer.

doubt it. there's no girls on kiwi farms, we're all alt-right fascist cis whitemen, remember?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I'm hoping the biological sister is Staph Infection's complete and utter opposite.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Guys
Found her sideblog
peetie-polkadot.tumblr.com/

 

[Rat Baby]

She's in the middle of an emotional breakdown on Mastodon because she told another user about the ghost harem and that other user told her to get the fuck out.

Spoiler

Other user:

There's been a surprising lack of Mastodon drama since she joined, but she's also been careful not to mention any specifics about her "partners" until now.



Apparently option 3 (you stop pretending to fuck the ghost of Richard Ramirez) is off the table.

EDIT: missed one, sorry. Did we decide the FB friend who blocked her for defending MJ was Kayla/StraySheep?

 

[Miss Misery]

An existential crisis over the fact that someone thinks you're weird because you pretend to fuck the ghosts of serial killers?

Nigga that IS weird. Either let your freak flag fly or shut the fuck up about it if you want to avoid having a breakdown over it, you absolute sped.

 

[marjoram]

Way to start the new decade off right, Sappy. Same as the old decade, you just traded DA for Mastodon (with a lot of Tumblr fuckery in between).
Many accomplishments, much growth.
Just grow the fuck up already (and quit being a burden to everyone who knows you)

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

New patches!

 

[cogsworth]

New patches!
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Spoiler: its an older meme but it checks out

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

She's selling the stick man painting luhmao!

 

[kawaiiburgers]

New patches!
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the only positive thing I'll give to the patches is that I can at least read some of them now without putting astronomical effort decoding chicken scratches

 

[Meowzers]

ngl with glasses and her hair grown out she looks kinda cute? or at least makes her look normal, like a nerdy baby dyke instead of an old bulldagger. she should wear glasses more often, they usually make plain-faced fat chicks cuter by hiding your beady little mole eyes and shapeless cheeks. they turn you from a downsie boy to velma, you know?

source: am a plain-faced fat chick with glasses

 

[The Husbando Collector]

ngl with glasses and her hair grown out she looks kinda cute? or at least makes her look normal, like a nerdy baby dyke instead of an old bulldagger. she should wear glasses more often, they usually make plain-faced fat chicks cuter by hiding your beady little mole eyes and shapeless cheeks. they turn you from a downsie boy to velma, you know?

source: am a plain-faced fat chick with glasses

I wouldn't say cute, but they do make her look more presentable and you wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen with her in public (so long as she fucking jumps into the shower and wash herself every day).

edit: also steph you're reading smutty fanfics? Yeah, that's totally something an asexual would do instead of a horny, sexually-frustrated 30+ year old womanchild virgin would do.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

ngl with glasses and her hair grown out she looks kinda cute? or at least makes her look normal, like a nerdy baby dyke instead of an old bulldagger. she should wear glasses more often, they usually make plain-faced fat chicks cuter by hiding your beady little mole eyes and shapeless cheeks. they turn you from a downsie boy to velma, you know?

source: am a plain-faced fat chick with glasses

Iirc she had a long bob haircut in her school photos. They're in the thread somewhere and she looked miles better imo. The glasses are a nice shape for her face too. The bowl haircut ages her and makes her look fatter.

 

[Meowzers]

Iirc she had a long bob haircut in her school photos. They're in the thread somewhere and she looked miles better imo. The glasses are a nice shape for her face too. The bowl haircut ages her and makes her look fatter.

she did have long hair in high school, yeah. i always thought she had a really pretty natural hair color in those pictures when it's grown out and washed. she doesn't naturally have a greasy mousy mop, it's shiny and strawberry-blonde and could be her best physical feature if she wasn't...you know. whatever.
not that she has to grow her hair out long to be attractive, though, but idk why she insists on the bowlcut. there's a lot more attractive, short, ~spoonie-friendly~ and ~gender-affirming~ haircuts out there. mom giving you a bowlcut in the kitchen is not very punk, i'm sorry sapphire.

 

[la mort]

2020 plit twist: Long lost bio sis is a kiwi farmer.

Imagine the chimp out if her sister is a Trump supporter... aaah a girl can dream!

New patches!
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Even Peetie is looking at the patch and thinking "this dumbass bitch lmao"