Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Somehow, @xtamarlover , Melinda and @Marshall-Law are the perfect lolcow trifecta, in sublime balance with each other like the heavenly bodies. Just when you think one of them is totally unbeatably nuts, the others do something even more exceptional and reprehensible.

These idiots deserve each other.

Let me guess, Marshall is going to reply to you and me in 3, 2, 1 "Okay Andrew".

He has nothing to offer.
 
Somehow, @xtamarlover , Melinda and @Marshall-Law are the perfect lolcow trifecta, in sublime balance with each other like the heavenly bodies. Just when you think one of them is totally unbeatably nuts, the others do something even more exceptional and reprehensible.

These idiots deserve each other.
Another one of Andrew's fake profile. Dude get a life.
 
So you can't even figure out basic site functions? You post a quote without adding anything. Then double post a gif with no context and the word "we'd"

Put down the meth pipe.
Can you really call yourself a bonafide ball buster when you're the only one whose balls are being busted?
 
So you can't even figure out basic site functions? You post a quote without adding anything. Then double post a gif with no context and the word "we'd"

Put down the meth pipe.
That was actually very clever wordplay. You see, the person in the gif was smoking marijuana through a gas mask apparatus instead of a cigarette and "we'd" is pronounced the same as the slang term youths call marijuana aka "weed". @Marshall-Law is quite the wordsmith!
 
Ive been tryung to get a life but you two wont leave me alone. I left you two completely alone after the fbi visited me . So you are the one trying to incite things, not me
Would you say it's plauaible then that Marshall faked contact in order to sicc the FBI on you because he is a faggot and a drama queen?
So let me get this straight, the P.O you had with Tamar was over in the summer at some point and as soon as it ended she emailed you asking how things were going? Then like a totally normal woman who has been stalked asks you, the supposed stalker, for $11,500. You start sending her incremental payments, but once you hit $8500 Tamar in typical mountain Jew fashion wants you to sign some sort of legal binding document to pay 20% interest all on top of the $11,500 she expects. You say no, then she throws a meth addled fit and calls the FBI saying you stalked her again even though she contacted you and asked for money, which no one who has ever been truly stalked would do. The FBI visits you, gives you a talk and says you and Tamar should probably cease all forms of communication. You agree.
Then one day the autist Marshall invents a fake email to try and incite things pretending to be you and comes on Kiwi Farms thinking we will agree with him when in reality he proves himself to be the exceptional autist. Okay story understood.
 
Would you say it's plauaible then that Marshall faked contact in order to sicc the FBI on you because he is a faggot and a drama queen?
So let me get this straight, the P.O you had with Tamar was over in the summer at some point and as soon as it ended she emailed you asking how things were going? Then like a totally normal woman who has been stalked asks you, the supposed stalker, for $11,500. You start sending her incremental payments, but once you hit $8500 Tamar in typical mountain Jew fashion wants you to sign some sort of legal binding document to pay 20% interest all on top of the $11,500 she expects. You say no, then she throws a meth addled fit and calls the FBI saying you stalked her again even though she contacted you and asked for money, which no one who has ever been truly stalked would do. The FBI visits you, gives you a talk and says you and Tamar should probably cease all forms of communication. You agree.
Then one day the autist Marshall invents a fake email to try and incite things pretending to be you and comes on Kiwi Farms thinking we will agree with him when in reality he proves himself to be the exceptional autist. Okay story understood.
The PO ended in February. we agreed to a peace treaty truce. We had limited contact Melinda and I between February and June. In June after some discussion, Melinda said she'd forgive me if I paid $15,000 as restitution (hence my profile pic here on kiwi farms). So I agreed to it. I paid her $5,000 in June immediately. And $1,500 further from July through August. We had agreed that I would send her $500 a month till I had the $15,000 paid off. Then i found out her appeal was dismissed and she had only a limited time to do her appeal tot he supreme court so i notified her and said hey just wanted to let you know it was dismissed just in case you wanted to appeal it to the supreme court. in loony fashion, Melinda thought her supreme court case was so confident, that she started getting full of herself. also she was trying to distance herself from me because she didn't want to be having contact in emails with me anymore (which was part of our agreement that we can contact each other if i send her money). So she thought up the genius idea that I sign a legal contract agreeing to send her the remaining amount as a settlement to avoid supreme court trial. And i was like woah woah hold on, i never agreed to anything about a legal settlement and that I didn't agree to restitution to avoid lawsuits. So she said oh ok so you only want to do strictly under religious restitution then? i said yes. she said ok she will rewrite the contract she wants me to sign. So she rewrote it and said well since its only religious she's going to add an extra 20% interest on top of it since the Torah in the Bible requires an extra 20% for restitution. She she added $3000 to the $15000 total she was saying I owed her and saying that the total I owed her was $18,000 but that because I sent her $6,000, i only owed her $12,000. I told her what she was saying was really shady but that I would think about it. i then told her to send it in the mail anyways just in case. But after she sent it i had an epiphany and was thinking to myself no i dont think i can sign anythnig like that. so i sent her an email saying why do i need to sign something why can't i just keep sending money like ive been doing voluntarily? and that i told her that i felt that if i signed something she would then stop talking to me but try to force me to keep paying her. and that i wasn't going to keep sending her money if she wasn't going to talk with me. Thats when she said ok restitution is over, truce agreement is over, and that she's going to keep doing legal action against me.

understandably, I was angry with her so I told her off. Then i sent a long email basically saying well even though I will leave you alone, I'll keep an eye on your online activity and I told her the online activity i had been keeping track of this summer. she got pissed off because i found where she lived again and so she started yelling at me throwing a hissy fit and saying all kinds of nasty things. so we argued back and forth in email insulting each other and each of us telling each other to leave each other alone and to stop messaging. well after i said something particularly offensive to her in response to her offensive things she said to me, she said ok thats it im contacting the FBI. The FBI did show up, and after talking with them I agreed to leave them alone and not contact them anymore. Ever since then, I have kept my word and left them alone entirely. But still keeping an eye out online for the activity to make sure they aren't trying to get me in trouble and to make sure i have evidence against Marshall and Melinda if they try anything funny against me like what is happening now. This is a false accusation Marshall is making that I have contacted them after the FBI said not to.
Dead men tell no tales 🤣
 
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Marshall, could you please stop spamming the forum with cropped images of dead Brazilians you pulled off of Best Gore?
 
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Ive been tryung to get a life but you two wont leave me alone. I left you two completely alone after the fbi visited me . So you are the one trying to incite things, not me

Two? Funny, I haven't seen Melinda on this thread anywhere. Not ever actually. When did the FBI come to your house? 2 or 3 weeks ago? Looks like you've been talking about Melinda and Marshall since last September up until ONE week ago. You start shit with people and then try to play victim. Psychopath indeed.

Let the record reflect that Marshall sperged out and posted gore and made vague threats at Andrew before the mods cleared it out. Arguably the best evidence that he is, in fact, Marshall Castersen so far.
Vague threats? Nobody threatened anybody. Your deluded. I'm not Marshall Castersen for the umpteen time.
 
Two? Funny, I haven't seen Melinda on this thread anywhere. Not ever actually. When did the FBI come to your house? 2 or 3 weeks ago? Looks like you've been talking about Melinda and Marshall since last September up until ONE week ago. You start shit with people and then try to play victim. Psychopath indeed.
The FBI didn't say don't talk about you and Melinda. They said don't contact you and Melinda and leave you two alone which I have been doing. You the one that started this not me ever since the FBI spoke with me. I haven't interacted with you at all. Then you come here and make false accusations and (if your word is to be believed) are trying to get me arrested by the FBI based on false accusation you made up based off your assumption it was me when a kiwi user was contacting you.

Marshall, could you please stop spamming the forum with cropped images of dead Brazilians you pulled off of Best Gore?
Let the record reflect that Marshall sperged out and posted gore and made vague threats at Andrew before the mods cleared it out. Arguably the best evidence that he is, in fact, Marshall Castersen so far.

I posted a screen shot of what Marshall posted and it was deleted by the mods too. I just want to apologize about that because I didn't realize that it was the mods who deleted Marshall's post. I thought Marshall deleted it on his own after a momentary sense of sanity. I wouldn't have posted the screen shot had i realized it was the mod who had deleted his post. but a mod let me know in notifications.
 
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The FBI didn't say don't talk about you and Melinda. They said don't contact you and Melinda and leave you two alone which I have been doing. You the one that started this not me ever since the FBI spoke with me. I haven't interacted with you at all. Then you come here and make false accusations and (if your word is to be believed) are trying to get me arrested by the FBI based on false accusation you made up based off your assumption it was me when a kiwi user was contacting you.
No your lying I have all your fake profile names. You are using 3 different accounts on this thread alone. Nice try loser.
 
The FBI didn't say don't talk about you and Melinda. They said don't contact you and Melinda and leave you two alone which I have been doing.

Well, he can interpret a legal order like a real jew at least

I posted a screen shot of what Marshall posted and it was deleted by the mods too. I just want to apologize about that because I didn't realize that it was the mods who deleted Marshall's post. I thought Marshall deleted it on his own after a momentary sense of sanity. I wouldn't have posted the screen shot had i realized it was the mod who had deleted his post. but a mod let me know in notifications.

Regular users can't delete anything, only mods and the fuehrer @Null

Correction from @Jaded Optimist.
 
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