Here's my prophecy. Though it is not entirely original, I reckon some will find wisdom in it.
You see, Ralph isn't chronological like many cows and he doesn't technically create his own problems like the more famous types (CWC, DSP). Ralph's orientation of history is circular like his stomach, he's a cycle and what we're standing in right now lads is the peak of such. Getting Jones, now Enoch and Destiny prove this. I will admit I am rather excited to watch Moike squash an oversexed midget but such good-feeling from people like myself will only result in the furthering of the cycle. So enjoy it now, sit back and enjoy the content while it's still here because Ralph is going step into the same eternal shit that spawns before him, seemingly independent. I will list what we already have seen with Ralph and ask you to predict what the next fall will be.
Thank you and happy 20s
Cause: St. Jude's stream
Effect: Banned to stream.me where he stirred so much shit and involved literally all of the worst people the site shut down after the admins got sent pictures of the daughters cum tributes.
Cause: Cozying with Warski, views go up and Drama becomes no. 1 content source
Effect: Ralph destroys any serious business potential as an alternative figure, Zidan leaves without even saying goodbye.
Cause: Peak of Both Ralph's and Andy's career, fight with donga that flopped but still grabbed hundreds of thousands of peoples attention.
Effect: Overestimation in themselves to only setup the hardest falls to come.
Cause: Gunt (Although a married man) moves into a new apartment with Canadian National Warski (Who is also a grown man in his thirties). And decide to document everything via IRL streaming.
Effect: Plan shit they could never fulfill, Miami domestic abuse scene, footage of Ralph's alchoholism, tears, screaming all on video.
Cause: Warski takes off and does his own terrible shit
Effect: Guntstream stewed in it's own puke after every episode felt like a military briefing of his feud with Zoom/ falling out with Platespics. No more cohost cohesion.
Cause: Zoom and his antics kick the already weak gunt on his arse.
Effect: DRNIKDRINKDRINKDRINMKDRINK (Stream.me dies around here I think.)
Cause: Ralph is openly drunk on every stream and begins experimenting on dlive with pills
Effect: The Pillstream was born. Leaks galore.
Cause: Insults cohost a lot
Effect: They both leave him for awhile, proving that his not only technically incompetent without them, but can do the show alone period.
And now we're here but what will come next?
R - multi e-celeb flexing in PPP chat. Poe-ten-shul for some moronic gay ops soon. - unless they get jerbs and become productive members of society....
