chantalisfat
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Didn't she end up binging on that same guacamole last time? And that same cheese? God, Chantal.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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That thumbnail. That is a punchable face if I've ever seen one. For someone who spends hours photoshopping their catfish selfies trying to look hot, it's funny that she has no problem looking like a fat re.tard in her thumbnail. And she'll pile on the makeup for the Uber Eats guy, but not to actually leave the house. Not that makeup is a requirement to go out in public, but going to Costco is a major life event for her. Meanwhile this jackass puts on fake eyelashes to lay around watching Unsolved Mysteries.
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As close to a body shot as we're probably getting:
fatfuck
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She couldn't even be bothered to put clean clothes on and walked around with that dirty cat hair filled top around the store. Queue being fat doesn't mean lazy or dirty!
First thing she gets is a fucking bag of pistachios. Just what this fatso needs, nuts heavy in calories under the pretense that it's healthy food.
Next she sits in a gaming chair meant for twig gamers who weigh as much as one of her ham legs. Store might as well send that shit back because I doubt it supports over 400 lbs.
A clip by Peetz that just oozes social awkwardness. My hair just stood up as I felt embarrassed for him.
Footage of Chantal's butt, or lack thereof. Looks like she has diapers on.
Beans and sardines. A good healthy meal choice, although not for Bibi and her poor cats once she starts to crop dust her tiny apartment.
Some sperging about 6 vs 11 carbs. Wow, what a massive difference. I bet that shit alone will melt 20 lbs over night!
Of course there has to be cheese. 2 full bags of it because she's too lazy to grate it herself.
Next we see her pose proudly with a massive grin on her face looking like a giant toddler that just filled his diapers to the brim knowing what awaits the poor guy who has to change him, only that she's proud to show that she'll buy a bag full of frozen broccoli. If that's not healthy eating I don't know what is. This single item alone will shut up everyone who ever doubted her healthy food knowledge.
Guacamole. I'm sensing we'll see Doritos or something else as a dipping snack food, if her past video is of any indication. "Yeah I'm gonna get two" as if there was any doubt. She claims she'll have two a day. With what? We'll soon see (I hope). I doubt she knows about the famous saying that you shouldn't buy food when you're hungry. I guess such things aren't told in ghost diet books.
A shot of her grotesque sausage like legs stuffed in her business pants while she manhandles apples.
A glimpse of her cart which is overflowing with stuff we never saw her put in. I wonder what the giant plastic bucket is. Mayo? Could be...
Our slim gorl with a banging vegan body ridicules Peetz as he says he doesn't like produce. She throws in packs of various vegetable as if she's running a soup kitchen and will be making food for 100 people. Store employee giving her looks. He wants to fuck her, for sure. Expect a story in a few months titled "ever told you about that box folding guy in store?"
I'm sensing a pattern here. Only footage of "healthy" food while her carts continues to overflow with stuff we never saw her put in it. Come on, show us what you're really buying Chantal. Could it be that she really means it this time and that she'll be wearing cutsie dresses come summer and that majority of those things are for Peetz, Bibi, and her 90 year old neighbor?
Some footage of Peetz saying "eww" by filming packaged vegetables as Chantal grabs a pack of mushrooms. My thoughts exactly. Who prefers packaged store vegetables over fresh from market?
Chantal reads chicken skewers information ensuring that they're carcinogens free. After she finds out that they aren't she quickly throws them away, opting for a much healthier option... a block of CHEESE.
Finally we have arrived to a meat aisle. What is our vegan queen doing here? All these poor animals. She mutters some fancy names trying to sound like chef Ramsey while making sure to touch everything her trotters can reach.
... and we're done. Bummer. She really must be going vegan. Or maybe not! A final shot of her filled to the brim cart. 90% of the shit in there wasn't even filmed. 2 packages of turkey, chicken, and more.
It's really bothering me not knowing what she bought as a finger food to dip in those 2 boxes of guacamole..
First thing she gets is a fucking bag of pistachios. Just what this fatso needs, nuts heavy in calories under the pretense that it's healthy food.
Next she sits in a gaming chair meant for twig gamers who weigh as much as one of her ham legs. Store might as well send that shit back because I doubt it supports over 400 lbs.
A clip by Peetz that just oozes social awkwardness. My hair just stood up as I felt embarrassed for him.
Footage of Chantal's butt, or lack thereof. Looks like she has diapers on.
Beans and sardines. A good healthy meal choice, although not for Bibi and her poor cats once she starts to crop dust her tiny apartment.
Some sperging about 6 vs 11 carbs. Wow, what a massive difference. I bet that shit alone will melt 20 lbs over night!
Of course there has to be cheese. 2 full bags of it because she's too lazy to grate it herself.
Next we see her pose proudly with a massive grin on her face looking like a giant toddler that just filled his diapers to the brim knowing what awaits the poor guy who has to change him, only that she's proud to show that she'll buy a bag full of frozen broccoli. If that's not healthy eating I don't know what is. This single item alone will shut up everyone who ever doubted her healthy food knowledge.
Guacamole. I'm sensing we'll see Doritos or something else as a dipping snack food, if her past video is of any indication. "Yeah I'm gonna get two" as if there was any doubt. She claims she'll have two a day. With what? We'll soon see (I hope). I doubt she knows about the famous saying that you shouldn't buy food when you're hungry. I guess such things aren't told in ghost diet books.
A shot of her grotesque sausage like legs stuffed in her business pants while she manhandles apples.
A glimpse of her cart which is overflowing with stuff we never saw her put in. I wonder what the giant plastic bucket is. Mayo? Could be...
Our slim gorl with a banging vegan body ridicules Peetz as he says he doesn't like produce. She throws in packs of various vegetable as if she's running a soup kitchen and will be making food for 100 people. Store employee giving her looks. He wants to fuck her, for sure. Expect a story in a few months titled "ever told you about that box folding guy in store?"
I'm sensing a pattern here. Only footage of "healthy" food while her carts continues to overflow with stuff we never saw her put in it. Come on, show us what you're really buying Chantal. Could it be that she really means it this time and that she'll be wearing cutsie dresses come summer and that majority of those things are for Peetz, Bibi, and her 90 year old neighbor?
Some footage of Peetz saying "eww" by filming packaged vegetables as Chantal grabs a pack of mushrooms. My thoughts exactly. Who prefers packaged store vegetables over fresh from market?
Chantal reads chicken skewers information ensuring that they're carcinogens free. After she finds out that they aren't she quickly throws them away, opting for a much healthier option... a block of CHEESE.
Finally we have arrived to a meat aisle. What is our vegan queen doing here? All these poor animals. She mutters some fancy names trying to sound like chef Ramsey while making sure to touch everything her trotters can reach.
... and we're done. Bummer. She really must be going vegan. Or maybe not! A final shot of her filled to the brim cart. 90% of the shit in there wasn't even filmed. 2 packages of turkey, chicken, and more.
It's really bothering me not knowing what she bought as a finger food to dip in those 2 boxes of guacamole..
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Who the hell gets so excited about buying groceries? Answer: People with an extremely unhealthy relationship to food in general, sure, but it always astounds me. Cooking can be and eating is fun but going into the shitty supermarket through the aisles is a mundane, boring chore you have to do, just like dishwashing or changing bed sheets.
chantalisfat
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$380 on grocery shopping for two people, yet not enough ingredients for one single cohesive meal.
Remember when she was flustered in the produce aisle at the grocery store and couldn't identify vegetables or know how to tell if they were ripe?
Remember when she was flustered in the produce aisle at the grocery store and couldn't identify vegetables or know how to tell if they were ripe?
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Horrors of the Deep
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Did Peetz just imply that Chinny should drink bleach? Chinny obviously didn't understand it but holy shit is Peetz turning into a shitposter? That's going to be a plot twist. In two months he'll be in the thread shitting on her.
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The stock boy in all black with orange hair caught my eye. He was probably thinking look at these two behemoths.
downloads
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I saw those awful pants on clearance last time I was in Walmart, I meant to take a picture and forgot, but they are these:
Clothing sperg, decent workout leggings are usually around 20% spandex. Shit-tier lounge leggings get down to around 10% spandex. These are designed to last a couple of washes, the polyester would have almost no recovery and the material was very thin. The fact she has been wearing this for what, over a year at this point, is crazy to me, but on the other hand she could stretch them almost indefinitely.
The full retail price was $14 CAD if that gives you another hint as to the quality.
chantalisfat
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That cat is dead inside.
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Chantal ran out of cheese one day, so she started eating souls.
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So McDonald’s mukbang when??
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I guess she didn't get any smarter from last year...
As others have noted, her grocery shopping makes no sense. There are no meals planned, there is no logic to what she bought.
The bag of apples is emblematic. Clotso has repeatedly stated that she doesn't even like apples (which is funny, because whenever she has been on a rampage of gluttony, she virtue signals by saying "I only had an apple today"). There is no doubt that crunching into a fresh apple can be refreshing and satisfying in ways that Clotso can't understand. However, nobody bases their nutrition around apples; they aren't that great, especially in the dead of winter. But Chantal is a simpleton; someone somewhere once told her apples are healthy, so if she's gonna start eating healthy, she's gonna have to eat apples. Never mind that she hates them, and that there are literally thousands of other kinds of healthy food. After all these years, despite her self-professed "intelligence", she has less knowledge about basic nutrition than does a typical first grader.
Naturally, those apples will rot in the back of her fridge somewhere, the latest corpses at the health food cemetery...
What I am expecting is one or two "healthy" mukbangs that will feature "homemade" pass-ta and meat sauce with stuff to dip in avocado dip (her meals never consist of complimentary food), some ridicule in the comment section bad enough to warrant comments being shut off, and the new "healthy mukbang" era will go the way of all the other healthy mukbang eras. She has no direction at all right now; only 3% of her viewers want another makeup video. How is she gonna fill a whole new year of videos?
And I just gotta say that Peetz' ass fetish is getting pretty embarrassing at this point. I can admire a nice ass as much as the next dude can, but when it comes to Clotso, all I think of is diarrhea, projectile shitting, wet farts, dingleberries, pants shitting, and skidmarks. It just ruins the thrill... I guess if you're Peetz, any woman will do, but I just gotta avert my eyes for those shots.
As others have noted, her grocery shopping makes no sense. There are no meals planned, there is no logic to what she bought.
The bag of apples is emblematic. Clotso has repeatedly stated that she doesn't even like apples (which is funny, because whenever she has been on a rampage of gluttony, she virtue signals by saying "I only had an apple today"). There is no doubt that crunching into a fresh apple can be refreshing and satisfying in ways that Clotso can't understand. However, nobody bases their nutrition around apples; they aren't that great, especially in the dead of winter. But Chantal is a simpleton; someone somewhere once told her apples are healthy, so if she's gonna start eating healthy, she's gonna have to eat apples. Never mind that she hates them, and that there are literally thousands of other kinds of healthy food. After all these years, despite her self-professed "intelligence", she has less knowledge about basic nutrition than does a typical first grader.
Naturally, those apples will rot in the back of her fridge somewhere, the latest corpses at the health food cemetery...
What I am expecting is one or two "healthy" mukbangs that will feature "homemade" pass-ta and meat sauce with stuff to dip in avocado dip (her meals never consist of complimentary food), some ridicule in the comment section bad enough to warrant comments being shut off, and the new "healthy mukbang" era will go the way of all the other healthy mukbang eras. She has no direction at all right now; only 3% of her viewers want another makeup video. How is she gonna fill a whole new year of videos?
And I just gotta say that Peetz' ass fetish is getting pretty embarrassing at this point. I can admire a nice ass as much as the next dude can, but when it comes to Clotso, all I think of is diarrhea, projectile shitting, wet farts, dingleberries, pants shitting, and skidmarks. It just ruins the thrill... I guess if you're Peetz, any woman will do, but I just gotta avert my eyes for those shots.
Whatthefuck
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It's not surprising that her cart consisted of really disjointed ingredients because as you said, her meals hardly ever make sense. It's a combination of pizza and pickles or 2 vastly different Korean dishes or pizza poutine with a side of corn dogs or some shit like that. She never really has a cohesive meal because she's not really tasting it. Oh, she's tasting it in terms of sodium, fat, and sugar, but she's not interested in a flavor profile. She just wants to get it down her gullet by any means necessary.
Queen of Moderation
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Chinny will have issues like she always does when embarking on a health journey (ugh). Even though her fruits and vegetables are meager, they contain something she isn't used to- fiber. She will eat a "healthy" meal and then complain that her stomach hurts, has diarrhea, etc... She did this the last time she half assed a diet. Luckily she has purchased enough meat and cheese for 10 people for the week. That should combat the ill effects of frozen broccoli and apples that she will juice in a couple of weeks when they start to go bad.
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I hope those pants are not made out of wool. I can’t even imagine the stench of unwashed (or should I say, never washed) wool that’s been rubbing on her sweaty ass all day long.
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Why does she spend over 300 dollars on groceries? Theres her problem.
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Literally no way she can reach to wipe herself. Her stumpy arms don't even reach her hips, let alone all the way around her massive ass. There's no chance of twisting or bending herself in such a way as to allow her to reach. I can't even imagine the stench of her.