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Ellesse_warrior · Dec 21, 2019

Part 11 of Filthy Churches (I think there'll be two more and then we're up to date)

Herks in Arizona, these videos are from 4 weeks ago.

An Ode to Twinkies:

'GOLDEN TWINKIES IS ALL LORD FEDSMOKER DESIRES THESE DAYS,': Herk performs a soliloquy in a whispery voice over some meditation music.

Cop conspiracy gets real/ Herk goes to church:

'o dear, the filthy feds are screwing around with fedsmokers check': Herk phones the feds to ask them the time and date and complain that his EBT card isn't working correctly. Someone's screwing with his payments. Herk might need the FBI's help with this one.

'gods going to ring down a blessing here for dear lord fedsmoker'

hurch helped Herk out with some food and water. He asked for gas too but they weren't able to help him out. They're not going to get a baby raper stamp though. Asks for directions to the nearest Catholic church.

'M.A.V. SAINT MAV GOODNESS, EXPECT TO SEE THIS DOG IN HEAVEN ONE DAY': Playing with Goodness in church.

Cop Interactions/ Sgt. Pritchard:

'DANIEL HOLDZCLAW'S LITTLE TWIN HERE RIGHT SGT. PRICHARD.? DANNY HOLDZCLAW, PRISON FOREVER HUH.?':
At a gas station and approaches a cop asking him if the library has wifi. Asks if it's okay to make a sign asking for help with gas or if it's against the law. Herk asks about vendors licences and selling stuff at the side of the road. Asks this cop about another cop Herk knows from the area and if he was fired. This cop won't answer him. Herk tells him he's a retired state agent and assumes that the cop he asked about was fired because he was arranging for people to hassle him in his car. Walks back to his car mumbling about the baby raper stamp and hot wires it to start it up.

'PARKER AZ. SGT. PRICHARD, MANY EYES WILL BE ON THE CASE, YOUR BASGE .!': Talking to al cop about a guy and a Sgt. Who tried to give Herk a heart attack. Cop asks for a description of the Sgt.'s uniform because there are a lot of different cops in the area. Herk tells the cop he knows, he's a retired state agent.

'PARKER AZ. SGT. PRICHARD, YOUR DEAR CROOKED ARRIVAL AT THE HOSPITAL HUH.?': Outside the hospital talking to Sgt. Pritchard. Herk tells him the cops here are doing a great job and he knows that he's not there for him because he already briefed Arizona P.D. that he was in the area and he's going through some health troubles. Asks can he make a report on the Sgt. Who was hassling him last night, Sgt. Says no because it didn't happen in the hospital. Herk's going in to get a check up and swears he won;t film in the hospital.

Herk had another heart attack (He's okay though):

'the ol fake heart attack in the side pocket again flash, hospitals milking medicade': Herk goes to the hospital. Checks out his vitals on the machine. Keeps coughing to see how the machine reacts.

Herk tries to sort out his welfare:

'011': Talking about officer Bree (?) setting him up and playing games with him. Herk wants her to be investigated by the feds.

'010': Asking if they can investigate his EBT card being screwed around with. They can't.

'PRICHARD, I EVEN THINK YOUR STALKING MY CAR DOG OR I AGAIN, EVERY SHOP IN TOWN WILL WEAR THE STAMP': Woman gives him a page with times when he can go to the hospital and be covered by medicaid. His social security is stopped though. Herk gets defensive when she asks him if he is on drugs and he says that he doesn't take drugs and never been in trouble for drugs in his life (interesting wording), tells her he's a retired state agent.

'008': Hospital told him his SSI was active but Walmart said it wasn't active. Herk thinks its cop induced. Asks her to help him out with the medical forms and getting a new EBT card.

'parker az. adams county ne. has to be briefed on your dear badge there native pigs': Talks about his car insurance.

'sgt. prichard, you decided to start posting all and every, your a gamer':Asks about registering his dog there as a service animal. They don't deal with service animals. Starts talking about a cop who questioned him on that and Herk starts going on about HIPPA. The girl asks if he wants to register to vote, Herk says no and then tells he's a felon so he probably couldn't vote anyway.

'parker az. sgt. prichard, your exposure will be great i predict, fun stuff': Wants to make sure he's not breaking rules on getting welfare because he was previously getting his payments out of Colorado. Asks can she call for him, she can't, asks can she give him the number, she can't. Asks can she put a note on his file that he's now only getting welfare from Arizona, she can't do that either.

Herk goes to Parker P.D. to file a report:

'sgt. prichard, well, you have the ol pro lord fedsmoker in the ol native police office?': At the police station, checks his height. He's 5'11

'the ol brief in the side pocket coming there sgt. prichard, you know your predictable': At the police station making a report on a cop who was breaking proto, got Herk's anxiety going when he spoke rudely to Herk about his dog (???) Wants him to get fired. Herk thought that was unnecessary, Herk says he's already having heart attacks and almost dying so he doesn't need that rudeness. Cop insists he stays in town and gets the tests on his heart done. Herk says heart attacks don't really bother him, he's used to getting stabbed and shot. Herk reckons he'll be lucky if he dies of a heart attack instead of a gunshot wound.Fist bump. Herk tells her about all the cops he put in prison.

'Prichard, you popping in at the hospital playing mr. punisher huh.? we'll see how many you stamped ?': Continued from above. Asks for the cops pen then decides he actually wants a red one. She tells him she needs the red one but has lots of blue ones so he can have that one if he wants.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 22, 2019

Part 12 of Filthy Churches:

Herk is in Pagosa Springs and these videos are from the end of November/ start of December.
Driving and handing out Baby Raper stamps:

'002': Driving around handing out baby raper stamps. Reads out the licence place of a car behind him that he thinks is stalking him.

'washington, walla, walla, waidsburg, time for stamps soon huh.? like no other': Starts off with a black screen and sounds like there's a fight happening, Cuts to Herk driving to a gas station. Camera is recording in the car while its parked and no sign of Herk , cuts to night, cuts to day. Cuts back to Herk driving. Talking about white chariots.

Herk Reacts:

'P1140124': Oh Trump I love you to pieces but you're going to have to wear the baby raper stamp for this Mr. Combs you've hired. Watching a recording of Officer Combs. They are both going on the car tomorrow as baby rapers. Trump's wife is going on the net as a baby raper too. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BABY RAPER, THAT'S HOW I PUT PIGS IN PRISON YOU FUCK!

'002 4': Filming a video on his laptop showing his wire. Pretends to shoot the screen.

Twinkies/ Herk's a daddy again:

'LORD FEDSMOKER, The hottest woman in the world write songs and make art for.': Talking to a twinkie who showed him some art. Tells her she's lgorgeous and he'll never stop proposing to her. Says he'll make her a picture too.

'lord fedsmoker found out today i made another child, childs with granny today.?': Talking to an older twinkie and asks her to go to the casino with him. She has no money. Herk tells her he has money and they'll be millionaires by the end of the night. Herk has met this twinkie before and Herk asks how her boyfriend is and tells her he would marry her if she didn't have a boyfriend.

'lord fedsmoker, she told o dad we made a baby last year, named he Freedom.': Continued from last video. Herk keeps bringing up her boyfriend.

'hotels are indeednice, but a walmart parking lot,? nothing like it. lord fedsmoker': Walking to their cars now. Twinkie's doing well for herself, got herself a nice car. Shows Herk her dog. Her dogs name is Crowley. Herk tells her she get's prettier by the year.

'lord fedsmoker, o dads woman are always so sexy, they just pop up every day. !': Twinkie packing up her car while Herk tries to chat her up. Truth is you've come to see the wizard of twinkie lips so that I could be your host with the most. (From the looks of these video titles these chat up lines seem to work for Herk).

Leg:

'lord fedsmokers dear leg, i must admit, i am still sexy , thank god. !': Filming his leg.

St. Maverick Goodness:

'FEDSMOKERS DEAREST FRIEND, BESIDES JESUS. the dogs a dear swimmer for sure.': Listening to the Bangles while Goodness plays in the lake.

Briefing Pagosa Springs P.D.:

'LORD FEDSMOKER, Hree o dad goes again, past clip. these pigs of america?': Goes to the police station to check if he's banned from any businesses in the town. Woman looks confused so he explains that he's a news caster and sometimes police arrange for businesses to ban him because of his reporting. Talks more about the cop conspiracy.

Herk stays with some homeless folks:

'LORD FEDSMOKER, I have met the best folk's in our country, pure gold here. !': Talking to three homeless dudes. Tells them to enjoy their new home and points to a nearby tent. Plays with their dog. They are giving him the dog. Lady screams from the tent that she wants to say goodbye to the dog.

'young elder helped fedsmoker with gas when the bishop hid out like a thief': Filming a guy from a church that helped him out with gas. Guy tells Herk he doesn't want to be filmed.

'this dear rear is a bit over sized for dear lord fedsmoker.. nice lady though': Filming a twinkies butt crack coming out of her jeans. He tells she she's got one of the most unique asses he's ever seen and that he should stick a champagne glass down there the next time they go to the casino.

Herk sets up his office in Pagosa Springs Courthouse again/ Wifi Conspiracy:

'parker, az. prichard, this one here went from stamp to above the gold?': Filing a report at the police station and complains about the wifi. Woman says the wifi is switched on. Herk tells her he's going to sit over in the corner and use it and he wants no one to talk to him. Runs into Officer Kurt and asks him about something he told Herk last year. Officer Kurt doesn't have time to chat and cuts Herk off pretty quick and leaves. Herk sets himself up at a desk in the corner. Immediately starts baby raper stamping people on because he wants Officer Kurt fired.

'P1140254': Filming a guy walking up the stairs and says that this guy tried to help him connect to the wifi but it's still not working. Herk says it's because the router is shut off.

'P1140261': A woman tries to help Herk out with the wifi and says maybe it's his computer. Herk disagrees and says that it works at McDonalds. You would think the cops wifi was better than McDonalds wifi. Cop wifi conspiracy.

'lord fedsmoker. from now on, all towns will find i having offices next to their chiefs': Sitting at his 'office' desk. Wifi isn't working so everyone is getting a stamp.

'lord fedsmoker, i only get sexier with age, just like fine wine.': Had to put his life on hold and now is back to an office job. The judge is right upstairs, he or she is about to get a baby raper stamp. His computer is good, it works with the McDonalds wifi, must be the Chief switching off the wifi. This is discrimination kids, gonna sue for $10 million but will settle for about $3.5 million. Probably should sue for $100 million. Talks about Jeff Sadd.

'P1140265': Lots of stamps developing without even trying, all because they won't let him use the wifi. Discrimination.

'lord fedsmokers new offices.': Baby raper stamping everyone that walks by. They're all to be exposed as wifi thieves.

'P1140269': It's a really bad idea to break the law in Pagosa Springs because everyone who sets foot in this building for breaking the law is going on the net as a baby raper because this is Herk's new office now.

'pagosa springs colorado, these ladies look happy here to wear the dear stamp soon huh.?': Filming three women walking down the stairs, probably shouldn't have been in trouble in the first place. Calls the youngest one a prom queen and says her mom looks like a derelict. Mom looks mad, probably had to pay a few hundred dollars to get charges dropped.

'lord fedsmoker. we;ll be seeing many of fedsmokers new offices this year': His first day at the office has been very rough. Talks about a woman going to the bathroom, probably needs to take a shit. This is just the sort of stuff Herk has to deal with in his new office. Talks about wifi conspiracy. It's been over an hour and he still can't connect to the wifi. Going to file a lawsuit against them for discrimination. Watching kids go in an out of the court house with their parents reminds him of the times when he was a kid and had to go into court with his parents. People were always very rude to them, what kind of kid were they raising, They did a good job he just kept getting in trouble.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 23, 2019

The final installment of Filthy Churches (for now). These videos go from two weeks ago up to today.

Talking trash in his car:

‘THE PURE CRACKENING IS WHY I’M OUT HERE AMERICAN’S’: Sitting in his car laughing like a psychopath looking at a big beautiful mountain which reminds him of a boob. No one bothered him while he was sleeping in his car out here last night. Goodness wants to go out. Gives Goodness kisses. Americans we’re dealing with inbred latino fucking pigs on a white lightening. Trump, I hope you’re with me, get your secret service cock suckers on it. Starts talking about how great it feels to assault someone. That’s the crackening. Let’s Goodness out of the car. Calls the dog hair on his laptop sprinkles from Jesus himself. He was talking to God about his old dog Fang and about how if a cop ever gave him a dog he knew he could stop. Then that’s what happened but sorry God, he can’t stop. Starts talking about putting the people in the town on the net as baby rapers, the dog will get them first though. Goodness knows the game by now even if he’s a little young and a little shy.

‘FLAGSTAFF COP HERE HAS JUST STAMPED EVERY POWER BADGE IN TOWN IN TIME’: Shouts are you ready to go on record nigger. Some pig racially profiling him. Herk is stopped in a parking lot and lifts up the hood of his car to check it’s okay. Something was smoking. Weird. Thinks he sees the stalker pig again and gets more wound up. Can’t figure out why his car is smoking. Stalker pig got everyone in Flagstaff stamped.

Cop Conspiracy in the casino:

‘001 7’: In a casino and Goodness pees on the floor. Herk asks for a towel. Shows the security guard his service papers. Apologizes for Goodness and the security guard says his papers are fine. Herk says he saw a lady with a service dog in there the other day and her dog had a nice leash that says service dog. Herk’s worried about people messing with his dog. Says he’s just a young service dog, still in training. Starts telling the security guard about a nearby casino and he won some money on the slots and then when he tried to play again it started to look wrong. Says it looked a bit shady. Cop induced. Apologizes to the cleaner for Goodness. Starts talking to the girl putting up decorations in the casino. Tells her he wants to come back and see it when it’s all done up.

‘CHIEF KOLEMANN, YOU ARRANGED THIS DEAR BOY STAMP TIME HUH.? ‘: In the casino, talking to a cop and a woman casino staff member, thinks it’s very strange that out of all the people in the casino Herk’s ticket goes bad. First win of the day, thinks it’s staged and asks for it to be investigated. Tells them that he’s exposed lots of things and that he put a chief of police in jail. Woman says he can say what he wants but they don’t have that kind of control to stage something like that. Asks if you can protest on Indian land. Cop says it’s not a good idea, Indian land is Federal property and you can’t protest on Federal property. They won’t tell him where the Federal property ends so he tells them he’ll ask Chief Kolemann. They both know Kolemann and Herk tells them he’s got Kolemann’s dog in his car. Herk writes out a report. Asks for the cop’s name and tells them he’s Fedsmoker and he puts cops in jail for life. Tells them to check him out on the internet. They won’t take his report so Herk leaves and says they’re getting baby raper stamps.

Herk meets some protesters:

‘TRUMP YOUR ICE HERE LOOKS MORE LIKE A SILENT PRISON, LOOKS WICKED. !’: Walks past some people protesting ICE. Tells them it’s nice to see people standing up for what they believe in. Tells them God loves them and asks where the ICE building is. It’s across the street.

Twinkie Trouble:

'SUPER TWINKIE TIMES, GOD ALWAYS SENDS IN THE BEST, SUPER FUN TIMES HERE': Skipping through a video he filmed of a twinkie he fucked 20 times in one night.Asks God to send him another one like that tonight.

'flash, flash. flash, these dear twinkies never let o dad rest, this ones tricky though.': Arguing with a twinkie how he needs to stay with his dog. Camera is recording from inside the car. Tells her a couple of times that he's not her slave and kicks her out of the car. Herk just wants 20 minutes to walk his dog. Tells her that the dog will bite her if she asks stupid and shouts at her. Tells her to get the fuck outta here or he'll have her arrested. Tells her that he just wants to go to bed and she was mean to him.

'lord fedsmoker, these twinkies are stalking dear lord fedsmoker now 21 years old': Continued from previous video. Twinkie is arguing with Herk outside the car now. He tells her to come back later, he just wants to sleep. Herk tells her he's not ever talking to her ever again and she slams the car door and walks off.

'older twinkies are so sweet, i believe i would of rocked her if she lightened up.': Talking to a twinkie from his car. Asks her if she's a runaway and if she 18. Tells her she's gorgeous and he wants to take her shopping. Twinkie says she's too old for Herk, she's 62. Herk says he's older than she thinks. Twinkie says she's not going to go on a date with Herk and she's too tall for him anyway. Herk says he wears boots so that makes him taller. She's really not falling for any of his lines. She asks who he is and where he's from. Start talking about Goodness. Herk says he'll get rid of the dog for her, he was looking to get rid of it anyway. She has a boyfriend anyway, she says she didn't tell Herk right away because he;s entertaining. He tells her he likes her hair and she should his girlfriend. She says no. Herk asks can he call her, she says no.

Herk makes some phone calls: (The first video is the best out of this bunch)

'lord fedsmoker, once the briefs in, you filthy pigs best know, hells a coming. !': Phones the police station while still at the desk in the store purchasing his phone. Speaking in a weird r.etarded voice while threatening to stamp them all with a baby raper stamp. Tells the cop he has an ear infection from taking a shower at a woman's house and thinks she had inkle binkles in her water that gave him an ear infection. Starts talking about Jeff Sadd and tells her to call him daddy because that's his name now. Says a prayer down the phone asking Jesus that the next cop he meets isn't a baby raper or something like that. Hangs up the phone and still talking in a weird voice tells the girl at the desk that the phone seems like it's working fine and then pinches the butt of girl standing next to him.

'these deputies here know the score, i always win. there will be more pigs losing always'

alls Adams County P.D. tells the cop on the phone they have a lot to be proud of because two of their officers are heroes. Starts talking about the FBI. Asks if FBI Kemp is around. He's not. Says he's going to call FBI Omaha and catch up with them. Have to keep these FBI fleas in check every day.

Herk Reacts:

'lord fedsmoker': Plays a scratchy audio recording. Says even with the fan going the FBI will claim they can't hear it. (Can't make out a word of what's being said on the recording between the bad audio, the fan, the train passing and Herk talking over it).

'lord fedsmoker, this is the first cop fedsmoker ever filmed. looks nervous huh.?': Filming a recording of him talking to a cop on his laptop.

'steve justa, sounds a bit nervous huh.?': Filming a video of Steve Justa. Mr. Rock Iron Steel guy Justa. Wanna talk about your rape now buddy.

'obama and clinton are the crooked ones, everyones playing stupid, pure crooks': Filming photos of politicians on his laptop and calling them all faggots. Spits on his screen and says that's what you do to people like that. Spit in their face and kick their fucking teeth out.

'dems should all be hung on the nearest high tree by every real american here.': Filming the news on his laptop calls the democrats dumb mother fuckers and says they're the type of fuckers who should be beat up on the playground. They're going to lose.

'PAUL SINGER, ? SIDNEY NEBRASKA..... O PAUL. YOU RUINED A NEBRASKA TOWN HUH.?': Filming a photo of Paul Singer calling him a baby raper and a pedo. Singer is going to wear the baby raper stamp.

Some Fedsmoker original tunes:

'john manning, lord fedsmoker. music tour': A Fedsmoker original song. A 12:55 minute song.

'lord fedsmoker, john manning. music tour': Another Fedsmoker original song. He doesn't seem to name the songs but this one is about being downtown in the ghetto.

Herk chats to some old folks:

qbeverly Cunningham, George Cunningham.? Clarke. fame is in your reach, ripping off sheds and a quad
Talking to an elderly lady about George Cunningham who is a convicted pedo. Herk has a photo of him and his wife up on his phone. Lady says tells Herk that she spoke to him and he told her that he was just going to go out and re-offend. Her husband is talking to them too talking about his land being sold from under them. Husband is a Vietnam veteran. Herk recommends they sue but the husband says there's no point because the law is always on the bad guys side. They already did everything they could do legally.

St. Maverick Goodness:

'dear goodness even hears the word swimming he goes crazy, the dogs nuts.': Driving and Herk is driving Goodness crazy because he keeps saying let's go swimming. Herk then gets pissed off and yells that it's just a word. Then starts yelling who's a professional swimmer and Goodness starts barking like crazy again.

'GOODNEES, the dog never comes out of the water much, loves to swim.': Goodness swimming in a lake. Won't come back for Herk, just wants to swim.

'LORD FEDSMOKER, no, there's no fancy stuff in real action hero's, just action': All these bitches are not like me. Herk complaining that he doesn't get a chance to comb his hair or get dressed up. Goodness starts barking so he calls the dog a psychopath. Herk's parked by a lake. Herk starts talking about kicking peoples faces off. Gives out to Goodness for whining, Goodness just wants to go swimming. His whinIng is pissing Herk off but he gives him kisses and then says he;ll let him go swimming again.

'old lady came in like a snake creeping around goodness trying to mislead he': Filming a woman in the store calling her a sneaky dog hater and says she should have told him to get out of the way. Calls her a sneaky desert woman.

'ped santa had goodness on gaurd, dog can sense peds. he is a pro. lord fedsmoker': Goodness barks at Santa in the store because Santa spooked him.

On the road/ Wifi conspiracy - baby raper stamps for all:

'these old desert rats stink, i should of hit fl. for christmas. i'm not in the cold yet this winter': Driving and talking shit about the other drivers.

'carl's jr. i believe just got the stamp, killing the wifi huh.? not good. !': In a restaurant filming all the photos on the wall giving them baby raper stamps and calling them all niggers because someone cut the wifi.

Herk goes to church:

'THESE CATH CHURCHES ARE SO FAKE, NO KIDDING.... THE WATER BOWL IS TO SMALL': Walking around the back of the church while mass is on. Goes up and gets communion.

'church here did well, lady had a nice smile. no stamps, gods people here': Walking around the church mumbling to himself calling people baby rapers. Asks a woman for the time and says she looks like Mrs. Brady from the Brady Bunch. Says she has her style.

'popes liars. both get the baby..... dash r.... stamp soon. playing dunce huh.?': Talking to two men in the church, asks if they can help him out with gas money. They both say that they're not from here and can't help Herk with directions to another church that might be able to help either.

Herk meets the Tiger Lights racing team:

'TIGER LIGHTS RACING TEAM, from brownsville oregon, guys were gems': Herk meets some race car drivers who ask to get a picture with Herk. They have met before. They take a photo together and Herk asks to see their race car.

'TIGER LIGHTS RACING TEAM, they have a monster buggie that will fly 140,': Herk is checking out their ATV and asks about the motor. Herk tells them they were ripped off and to throw it in the trash.

'this racer takes racing to heart, tats flags on his throat, love to see them race.': Herk checks out the racer's flag tattoos.

'TIGER LIGHTS, a super cool logo could get even more super,': Herk films the Tiger Lights team logo and wonders out loud if they'd let him change it.

Herk hooks up with two twinkies (possibly committed a felony)

'dear lord fedsmoker. i get more twinkies than anyone, i really do, god bless!': Herk talking to two twinkies. Herk tells them he's not going to meet her family and if her parents were to show up he would leave right now. Herk keeps talking about one of the twinkies' jacket while the twinkies talk about infusions of some sort. One twinkie leaves one stays.

'girls, girls, girls, ? no, it's twinkies, twinkies, twinkies. GOLDEN OR NONE AT ALL!': Talking about Motley Crue with two twinkies. They keep saying Herk looks like Vince Neal.

'americans, lord fedsmoker really does screw every hot chick in every casino I go, a gift, a curse.?': Twinkies talking about their hair. Herk tells tehm when you mingle with fleas you get fleas. One twinkies tells the other twinkie that Herk has different girls up in the car all the time and that she caught two girls giving him a blow job the other day. One of the twinkies says she's 17 and Herk says you have to be over 23 to be with him. Herk asks if he's cooler than the car or if the car is cooler than him. They both say that he is cooler than the car.

Herk uploaded two other videos with these ones but set them on private, make of that what you will.

Herk gets a nice Christmas gift:

'MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TO WILLCOX AZ. GOD FINDS I LORD FEDSMOKER': Talking to a woman out of his car and Goodness keeps barking at her, she gave him $ 50 and Herk can only shout an apology over Goodness barking. She leaves and Herk just repeats what a nice lady she was. His back hurts, he can't hardly walk and keeps grunting. The dog twisted him yesterday and he's in pain.

Sorry for such a big post but now we're up to date on what Herk's been up to until today. I plan to go back to archiving his other channels except for the days he uploads and I'll archive the current videos.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 24, 2019

Here's the videos from Herk's Brent Miller Channel. It's one of the smaller ones and all the videos are from September 19th 2010.

Titties & Motorcycle:

'MVI 4111': Filming a big tittied twinkie with no bra on. I want those coochie hoochies in my mouth all the time while I’m tattooing. Twinkie is down for this.

'ya!': Titties

'MVI 4105': Filming a motorcycle. YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHHH

Officer Woods/ Herk meets his old room mate:

'MVI 2835': In a court house, don’t know where but the dudes name is Andrew, Herk thanks him for his time and tells him he’ll be back in 45 minutes.

'MVI 2837': Herk’s old room mate Rick, now a top lawyer. Herk tells him he went into the State Patrol.

'MVI 2838': Okay kids people are acting squirrely, time to go back into the court house. Films a cop car parked outside and a wolf painting on the back of a bike.

'MVI 2839': Filming a tape recorder. We’re back.

'MVI 2883': Playing an audio recording to a cop of him talking to someone about wanting to be a CI. Cop seems very uninterested and is playing with his phone.

'MVI 2885': Herk telling the cop about why he’s always on record. Cop says it’s his right to want to film and record stuff if he wants. Herk wants the cops to talk to the guy in the recording, tell him to knock that shit off. Talking about an interaction with two cops. (Woods and Calvert, Woods seems to be the main problem and is the voice in the recording). Herk just wants to be a C.I. and record people doing stupid shit so he can put it on the internet. Herk keeps asking the cop if he thinks it’s news worthy. Cop won’t answer and just tells him he has a right to file a complaint if he wants to.

'MVI 2923': Herk tries to flush the tape recorder down the toilet. We’re going digital kids.

Chicken:

'MVI 2904': Filming a chicken. What the fuck is up with this bird. You’ve lost it.

Fireworks for Herk:

'MVI 2936': Herk films fireworks and screams My God all this for me over and over.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 25, 2019

A little something I archived earlier. Here's the videos from Herk's Graz Calaw channel. This is his most entertaining channel IMHO. It's only a few videos all uploaded January 5th, 2008.

Twinkies:

'Ha!': Talking to a twinkie. Tells her he just wants to make her feel all good inside after he blows some cum in her. She tells him to shut up but he keeps going.

'Hay Boy!': Herk shouts at people walking by while the twinkie laughs.

'GrazCalaw': Twinkie spotting. Look at this hot mama Americans. Ooh baby looking good.

'1': Talking to an old lady, he got her a pizza. Tells her to keep her good pussy clean and then asks about playing with her boobs.

A Christmas message from Herk to all the ladies out there:

'GrazCalaw': A message to all the twinkies out there Americans. Merry Christmas to all you ladies out there. Daddy cares about all of you. Holds up a Christmas bauble. He likes them round and lucsious against his skin. Merry Christmas.

IRL Trolling:

'Is this what you wanted?': Filming a guy jogging, says he;s in training. Films a guy walking by with a boxer, calls him a fudge packer and a cock sucker. Says he’s the reason why he’s going after all these cops, shouldn’t have written him that fake ticket.

'Herknews': Shouts a load of shit at a guy walking down the board walk carrying hose. Ends with you tell Jeffrey crime doesn’t pay.

'1': Screaming about slavery in a fast food restaurant while he waits on his food.

'1': In a bar (?) screaming hey sucka at someone and then gets kicked out. Starts yelling about someone stealing his drugs and threatens an Asian dude.

'1': Yelling at some girls playing volleyball on the beach. Calls them bitches and yells that he’s going to rape the lot of them.

'1': Yelling at girls playing volleyball part 2

'1': Filming fire trucks driving past and yelling somebody died my God somebody died.

Some Fedsmoker original songs:

'Herknews': A Fedsmoker original love song acapella. Singing at two girls walking down the beach. He sounds like the seagull in the little mermaid.

'Hay where you at Buddy?': Herk’s friend sings a song like a r.etard and vomits spit in the process.

'Herknews': Another Fedsmoker original song. This one’s more fast paced and upbeat than the others.

'Herk.com': Another Fedsmoker original song.

'Herk.com': A Fedsmoker original song, Herk sings and a guy plays guitar.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 26, 2019

Here's the videos from Herk's Chamleysteve channel. It's another small channel so I'm uploading them in one go. All the videos are from August 12th, 2012 and he was in Council Bluffs at the time. (The video quality is shit on most of them).

Herk's mom:

'north Crest Living Center is killing my mother Penny Bures.': Parked outside North Crest Living Centre and says that they’re killing his mother and won’t let him in to see her anymore because he questioned them about taking her to the bathroom and stuff like that. Steve Chamley is the closest contact he gets to his mother these days. He just wants to see his mother Americans, she’s dying of lung cancer Americans, these fuckers half killed her more than once, she got a staph infection and a yeast infection since she got there.

His mother died January the following year:

Marion L. 'Penny' Bures Obituary - Visitation & Funeral Information

November 21, 1942 - January 14, 2013 Marion L. “Penny” Bures, age 70, of Omaha, formerly of Hastings, Nebraska, passed a...

www.tributearchive.com

Marion L. 'Penny' Bures Obituary - Visitation & Funeral Information

archived 26 Dec 2019 18:29:23 UTC

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Herk Reacts:

'SUNP0046': Watching CCTV of cars and saying Fedsmoker over and over.

'Hard Luck Saloon of Council Bluffs Iowa are dealing meth kids, Fast Eddy Mccally your next.': Watching gymnastics and talking about fucking the gymnast.

'This is Steve Chamleys daughter, her little twinky was stretched out by Steves dog.': Some of the most serious twinkiesyou’ll ever find in America is on these gymnastic programmes.

Twinkie:

'SUNP0102': Filming a slot machine screen and asking a twinkie if she’ll be his new girlfriend.

Back on the road:

'SUNP0074': Filming parked cop cars. Americans.

'Steve Chamley are you having fun yet.?': Filming one of the wheels on his car. What the fuck is up with this thing man?

'Steve Chamley, are you ready to be exposed there Boy? Leo Bures your next.': Smoking in his car blaring an Adele song. It’s time mother fuckers!!!! It’s war time. Films a thing dangling off his rear view mirror and yells she’s dead now that’s all that’s left of her. You can all fuck off I’m gonna kill you all.

'SUNP0099': Driving. Laughing at bikers.

'Steve Chamley we both know were going to expose you real nice like now don't we?': Driving and pretending to shoot other drivers.

'SUNP0100': Driving to Salem because he doesn’t have the gas to get to Portland.

Steve Chamley is the owner of North Crest Living Centre where Herk's mom was resident at the time and later died.

Staff

The skilled staff at Northcrest Living Center works their hardest every day to ensure that your loved ones get the proper care and treatment during their time here. With 74 individuals making up the...

www.northcrestliving.com

Staff - NORTHCREST LIVING CENTER 712-328-2333

archived 26 Dec 2019 19:14:17 UTC

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Here's some newspaper articles which feature Herk:

Scuffle with camera operator results in woman’s arrest

A Lebanon woman was arrested Saturday for harassment after a man verbally accosted and video recorded her and family members at Towne Pump, 890 Main St. Police responded at 2:30 p.m. on July 16 to a call from Amanda Jewell Gentry, 36. Police arrested Gentry for harassment. She was cited, booked...

www.sweethomenews.com

Scuffle with camera operator results in woman’s arrest - The New Era

archived 26 Dec 2019 18:40:32 UTC

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Man sentenced to at least 18 years in prison for attempted murder in G.I.

Despite a lengthy emotional plea for leniency from the defendant, a Hall County district judge on Tuesday sentenced a man convicted of attempted murder to 18 to 26 years in

www.theindependent.com

Man sentenced to at least 18 years in prison for attempted murder in …

archived 26 Dec 2019 18:46:00 UTC

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Citizens disturbed by man filming

A man who goes by the Youtube handle of

nuggetnews.com

archived 26 Dec 2019 18:48:30 UTC

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YouTube video lands C.B. man in jail

A Council Bluffs man is in jail after his YouTube video got him in trouble.

www.nonpareilonline.com

YouTube video lands C.B. man in jail - The Daily Nonpareil - Council …

archived 29 Aug 2015 19:55:36 UTC

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Last one may already be in the thread as it was previously archived, sorry if it is.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 27, 2019

Part 1 of Herk's wardsfedsmoker channel, the videos are from February 2011 and he's in Key West Florida.

All of these videos are from the same day.

Some cop friendly cop interactions:

'Dennis Ward its time to play for real! You all think its fun and games!': A friendly cop interaction. Cop is taking photos of Herk while Herk films cop. When the cops walk off Herk pretends to shoot them.

'Key West give it up for this guy, he never paniced, Revderado your a Punk!': Herk is surrounded by cops. Tells them he’s going to be on the side walk today watching their backs.

'P1011214': Filming a group of cops. Americans these guys seem to be normal, lets give it up for them okay. Thank you for being normal guys because I am indeed normal.

'key west cops. these guys are alright.': Following the cops as they walk away from him. See them motherfuckers tear out now Americans they don’t think it’s so cute now.

'Its Time to play Ward!': Filming a cop car parked with it’s lights flashing. Hmm Americans, now they know who bubba is.

'P1010023': Another cop car coming down the street. We’ve got a double decker crew here today Americans. They always send two for O dad.

'P1011225': Filming another cop car. They ain’t for O dad, I’m just chilling out. Pretends to shoot the cop.

'P1011070': Filming a cop car with tactical protection written on the side. Laughs like a psychopath and pretends to shoot it with a machine gun.

'P1011220': Crouched on the street filming a cop car driving by. Let’s see you next time in the field. Uh Huh.

'Ward, Dennis Boy were going to do you up tight.': Telling a cop about crazy twinkies wanting screwdrivers and tubes of toothpaste shoved up their asses.

'Calvert your the real reason for Wards trash job again.': Listening to an audio recording of someone reading out a licence plate.

Herk spends a lot of the day pretending to shoot people:

'key west': Does baldy want a picture too? Pretends to shoot him.

'P1011242': Pretends to shoot a man across the street.

'P1011102':Walking down the street singing and pretending to shoot folks.

'P1011030': Folks are getting pretty close to Fedsmoker Americans, pretends to shoot two dudes.

Flexing:

'Key West, God and I kick ass together, this you'll find.': Flexing in a public bathroom mirror.

Herk joins a protest:

'P1011221'

rotester holding a sign about Dennis Ward. Herk sings clap your hands for Dennis Ward, he’s in hiding and he’s going to the psych ward.

'P1011215': Standing next to a protester yelling she was only 13, 13 years old and pretending to sob.

'P1011216': Yells she was only a child, he ruined her, he tickled her wrong and fakes sobbing.

'P1011233': Films a group of people walking by and shouts something (I can’t make it out) at them and laughs.

'P1011032': The sun is setting and there’s a crowd of people clapping for something. It’s time!

Classic Fedsmoker:

'Dennis ward Key West walk straight boy, the feds will be coming.': Americans, Samson brought me to Jesus so Jesus made me better than Samson YYYYEEEEAAAUUGHHGHH

Twinkies:

'P1011218': Checking out a twinkie’s butt.

'P1011217': Says hi to a twinkie walking by.

'P1010542': Says good morning to a twinkie walking by.

'P1011283': Bewbs. Filming a twinkie freaking out because she’s holding a massive snake on her shoulders.

'P1010015': Chatting up a twinkie outside the bar. He’s going to put her in his movie.

'P1011043': Filming a twinkies butt. Says skankers, wankers. Twinkie coughs. Ugh this one’s got aids.

'P1011028': Hugging and kissing a twinkie. Americans I love this girl.

'P1011029':At the Martin Luther King Jr. swimming pool Americans with the hottest hot mama of the year.

Herk goes to a bar:

'P1010002': Having a smoke listening to a busker.

'P1010014':In a bar chatting to a dude with an impressive beard.

'P1010024': Herk tells an obese man to chill out.

'P1010021': Filming someone getting detained by cops. He’s down on the ground, he’s down on the ground.

And with no explanation at all, This:

'P1011224': Herk yells what the hell are you doing at a chicken.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 28, 2019

Part of wardsfedsmoker:

It's time:

'P1010018': Filming his bike. It’s time.

Twinkies and crack:

'P1010019': Filming two twinkies. YYYYEEEEAAAAUUUGGGHGHHHH these are my new girls Americans, I’m going through them like nothing you’ve ever seen before because my hair’s all fucked up.

'Shes Bad!': Continues from previous video. Yelling. I have got the most fucked up life in the world Americans because of my fucking hair. But look at this, they love me, but just because of my hair ain’t that right?

'P1010021': Yelling razorblades at one of the twinkies.

'P1010022': Continued from previous video. Herk has got some crack and he is very excited about smoking it.

'P1010028': Filming his bike. It’s time to roll. Fedsmoker.

Herk goes to the beach: Twinkies, dog and cops.

'Cassandra from Big Coppit Key stole $400.00 from me cash, and 2800.00 from Baily,': On the beach with another twinkie. She’s on the phone to her dad. Herk tells her to tell her dad he;s a hell of an artist.

'P1010038': Trying to get his dog to catch a rope hanging from a branch while he yells attack. (Brown and white pitbull type dog, don’t know this one’s name)

'P1010037': Dog jumping at the rope in the tree while Herk yells attack. Herk spots some twinkies on the beach watching him and starts filming them. One twinkie shakes her titties at Herk.

'P1010035': Continued from last video. Dog catches the rope and swings from the tree while Herk laughs.

'P1010040': Continued from previous video. Dog lets go of the rope and drops down from the tree.

'P1010164': Herk films a twinkie on the beach and says like a ninja warrior.

'P1010162': Herk films a twinkies butt on the beach.

'P1011021': Filming two people asleep on the beach and a nearby cop. These two are going down pretty soon. This cunt needs to arrest these two cock suckers over here.

'P1011020':Filming a group of people on the beach and ranting about them drinking four bottles of whiskey and not getting hauled off by the cops because they’re not homeless. Pretends to shoot one of them.

'P1011023': I can’t clean this beach up Americans I don’t think these cops are doing the selecting.

Some fun interactions with people on the street:

'DSCN2056': Herk walks right up to a dude on the street and says this man’s a baby raper kids, baby, raper.

'P1010918': Filming a twinkie crossing the street. Amazing, truly!

'P1011022': Filming a twinkie cycling past. Americans I can’t clean this town up because the cops are just too dirty. Pretends to shoot the twinkie.

Herk at night:

'key west': American’s it’s time. Herk at night (?) like I’ve been promising.

'P1011050': Filming a cop car and people on the street. We are the story tellers Americans we are the ones who make shit roll. As long as you know that, you make not get your teeth knocked out and stuffed in the back-

'P1011041': Filming a busker playing a flute. It’s time!

'P1011042': Yelling at an ambulance driving past and laughing.

'Key West Snaggle Tooth Methhead Scank Pig Brenda Sellers': Filming a guy driving past on a moped. Oh fuck he’s down for the count.

'All your drunks in key west think they can bump into people when their drunk': Herk yells at a dude walking ahead of him and pretends to shoot him. Herk calls him a homo and the guy gets in Herk’s face. Herk tells him to get the fuck away from him and the dude walks off.

Twinkies:

'DSCN2074': Twinkie with a snake wrapped around her.

'P1011046': Compliments a twinkie's boots. Classy gal is drinking a can of beer out in the street in short shorts.

Herk meets some fans:

'P1011047': Herk meets a fan and quizzes him about what he likes most about Herk’s videos.

'P1011048': Americans, these two brothers have heard of Herk news and are part of helping daddy out. It takes good soldiers to help even better soldiers sometimes. In the bible it says the strong shall help the weak and sometimes Americans I am indeed weak then people like this come along and make me STRONGER! Pretends to shoot cop car.

'P1011049': Talking to two guys and starts filming a group of people walking by. Clap your hands for these two guys who helped me load these dirty cops on the internet. That’s what I do for you stinking rotten civilians who don’t know what the hell is going on in this world. Pretends to shoot them with a machine gun.

Cassandra Hate Boner/ Phone call recordings:

'Cassandra from Big Coppit bragging about first baptis preacher having sex.': Listening to an audio recording of a call while filming buses driving by and people on the street. Pretends to shoot the buses and people. Woman tries to grab Herk’s camera to stop him from filming and he tells her to fuck off. She walks off and he pretends to shoot her a couple of times.

'DSCN1971': Filming cars parked outside a house. Pretends to shoot a van that drives by. Can hear a rooster in the background.

'Cassandra of Big Coppit your a Thief, stealing all Bailies money, you'll never live it down Drunk.': Clip of an audio recording of Herk.

'DSCN1976': Filming cars parked outside a house and playing a recording of a phone call of some guy talking about a woman called Cassandra who scammed him out of $400 and who also sells pot.

'DSCN1982': Phone call audio recording of Herk talking to a woman. Audio is really bad, can;t make out what they’re talking about.

'key west, Cassandra and Stripper Sharron are rotten thieves. first baptis church big coppit key': Another audio recording of Herk talking to a woman. Audio is really bad, they keep mentioning the church though.

'Stripper Sharron from red garder key west and lollypops of daytona beach your a scank too.': Audio recording of a phone call between Herk and a preacher (?), audio is really bad but Herk says it goes no further, tell Cassandra I’m a human being too. Herk switches off the recording and says I lied.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 29, 2019

For anyone wondering how Herk spent Christmas he made a movie called Fedsmokers Family Christmas and here are the videos. His most recent uploads to his Filthy Churches channel. (Fair warning, I'm completely binned, so apologies in advance for any formatting issues)

Christmas at a rest area/ wifi conspiracy:

'lord fedsmokers family christmas tour. discrimination huh pigs.?': Filming a Christmas tree.

'FEDSMOKERS, FAMILY CHRISTMAS, I MISSED LITTLE HOUSE.': Filming a tv. Little house on the prairie folks. That little girl is going to fall on her face. Laughs. There she goes.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, one more evil scene, your loins must wear the stamp.': Wifi conspiracy. No wifi networks showing up on Herk's laptop but the girl that he's talking to shows him that it's showing up on her phone and she's connected to the wifi. Herk tells her it's a new laptop, maybe it only works with phones.

Some folks help Herk out with gas:

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, on and on i seen my family help i,': Herk fist bumps a twinkie and says a prayer for her.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, my dear sister gave i this candy and a twenty': Twinkie helped Herk out with gas, gave him a twenty, some chips and some candy. Another guy and woman gave him money for gas too.

'fedsmokers family christmas, my dear family out here, the churches have failed i': At a gas station. Says a prayer for a couple that helped him out with some gas money. Tells them that he's making a movie called Fedsmoker's family Christmas and tells them to look it up on the net. Explains that he used to work for the State Patrol undercover.

'015': In the store paying for gas and some other stuff. One of the coins is Canadian or something.

'016': Chatting the girl at the register up while she's counting all the quarters he gave her to pay for his stuff.

Herk Reacts:

'MVI 0183': I tell you what folks discrimination is discrimination. This is a rest stop and they're supposed to have free wifi but they've got no wifi for Fedsmoker.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, stamps shall fly alabama': Filming a newspaper article about Governor Kay Ivy. She's going to get a baby raper stamp on her face, so is the girl working at the rest stop because of the wifi discrimination.

'alabama gov. it's your turn to wear the stamp. did we train our staff to discriminate.?': Continues from previous video. Kay Ivy is getting a baby raper stamp on her face becuase they're discriminating against Herk with the wifi. It's not a good idea to discriminate against Herk.

'005': Holding the baby raper stamp across his laptop screen talking about CNN, Wolf Blitzer and Pelosi. They're getting the stamp for talking shit about Trump.

'004': Holding the baby raper stamp over a pictire of Pope Francis on his laptop. How many people did pope Francis help over Christmas. He's not holy at all, his face is going on Herk's car as a baby raper for not helping him out with shoes or a coat.

'trump, i was going to back you again, but i seen the eddy galliger footage murder on record ?':Holding the baby raper stamp over a picture of Pelosi and keeps saying peek a boo.

'006': All of CNN is getting the stamp for shit talking Trump. Holding the baby raper stamp over his laptop screen saying peek a boo. Nickelodeon's stronger than you guys on record. The news used to talk straight back when they were covering the war.

'trump, trumo, trump.? you let galliger murder an issis punk, straight up murder boy.?': Everybody even the women at CNN are going to be associated with the baby raper stamp. All the democrats who run against Trump are going to lose. He was just joking when he said impeach him. Anyone I see in this country twitching weird is going to wear the baby raper stamp.

Herk helps a stranded traveler out:

'trump, strange, i had your back until i seen eddy galliger murder that punk isis dud': Filming his car. It's a tribute to Trump, Jesus and our fallen soldiers and cops. He might have to change course and go back to tattooing down in Florida, it's been a long time since he made any money. The church is still on top of his car under all the crap. He needs to put brass all over it because it needs to be fancy. It should be gold though becuase it's a Trump car but the best he can do right now is brass.

'fedsmokers family christmas. my brother was losing faith? i was only gearing up, lord fedsmoker': Sits down to have a smoke with Paul. Paul's car keeps breaking down. Break lights are broken, all the lights now keep flashing like a Christmas tree whenever he hits the breaks. Herk tells Paul that God sent him this way to fix his car because he's hauling a FEMA trailer and driving a white chariot. Herk shows Paul the cross on his car and tells him he works for Jesus Christ so Paul is in good hands.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, here comes the miricle now, for you my family': Sitting in his car talking to God. God sent Herk to help Paul haul his FEMA trailer. Asks God to help him help Paul.

'lord fedsmokers famly christmas, the best christmas i ever had': In his car. Talking to Goodness, let's him out to pee. Talking about helping his friend Paul out with his car so that he can get it to Florida tomorrow and get it's tags up to date. Paul's wife is blind.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, here we go. a bit of magic in the air is a coming.': Someone helped Herk out with gas. Knocks on Paul's trailer to help him get it going. Paul is very tired and not in the mood to start working on the car. Herk is still wide awake and ready to get to get to work.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, i wish i could show you all that helped i.?': Tells Paul's wife that God sent him directly to help them to get the car running. Paul drives a white chariot, this is a good sign.

'059': Helping Paul out with his car. Spots a red car followed by a white car and says after the red flash boom there goes the white.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas. amen. the magic does come': Charging up the car batteries. Paul asks about the engine in Herk's car.

'056': Banging something in Pauls car.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, here is my favorite brother out of all of you': Herk tells Paul to take his time while taking out parts from the car. Herk tells Paul he doesn't really want to take the parts out in case he breaks them. Paul starts up the engine and Herk keeps yelling at him to keep revving it. Sounds like it's working. Herk thanks Jesus. Says a prayer for Paul for his trip to Florida.

'058': Checking out Paul's car, the hazards are flashing even when they are switched off.

Filthy Churches:

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, you the pope and all churches, it's time!': If the car ran on it's own Herk wouldn't have to baby raper stamp all the churches. The car doesn't run on it's own though so he's forced to ask for charity to keep it going and the churches look at him like he's r.etarded because he exposes them. He'll put them on the net as baby rapers and the little kids in time will spill the beans about how you tried to rape them, hust like what happened to Raging Rob. Every church in Key West is going to get the stamp, most of them have already, even dead preachers just to show how serious he is. Starts a big rant about fighting people and listing off everyone who's going to wear the stamp. Not one church helped him out with shoes or a coat and it's fucking freezing. They'll be judged when they go to hell and they'll be judged right now witht he stamp. No one helped Paul and his wife either, but Herk helped him becuase his new family, the Americans all over the country helped him so he could hep someone else.

Twinkies:

'tracy here, i really liked her, she is a sweet lady, super huge breasts, nice. !': Talking to a twinkie called Tracy and another twinkie. She's a great artist and she gave him a flamingo lawn decoration. Jokes about them setting him up.

'LORD FEDSMOKERS FAMILY CHRISTMAS. super funny here, tracy gave i about an 8 ball': Herk sniffs dope with the twinkies. They tell him not to post that on the internet, Herk doesn't care and says they're too paranoid. Herk goes between snorting the meth and taking puffs of his inhaler.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, pigs are sending their dear c.i. chicks in': Filming in his car talking about Tracy and the other twinkie. Herk doesn't want any company or any pussy either. He gets pussy all the time. Thinks they're trying to set him up to pay for pussy, that's not how it works, they gotta pay him. Herk's just trying to jerk off in his car. Takes out a load of bills, does it look like he's made of money. Tracy gave him a jacket and the other twinkie gave him a ham and someone paid him to do up a logo for them. Takes a puff of his inhaler. They're all thieves and psychopaths here even though no ones tried to steal from him or fuck with him. They're trying to find his weakness. Pussy is his weakness. Thinks all these bitches are cop induced even the one that paid him to do the logo for Cobra racing. Thinks they're all trying to get him fucked up and then drive. Tracy gave him some dope and he sniffed it and now he's all fucked up. Takes another puff of his inhaler. (It's a rescue inhaler that he uses so probably having regular asthma attacks)

Herk helps a brother out:

'fedsmokers family christmas. another one of my great brothers': Herk gives a guy a smoke and some money. Tells the guy that he's been helped out a lot this year so he's just trying to spread it on. Says a prayer for the dude before he leaves.

On the road again:

'mississippi, the good ol days huh abberdean . chief mike, you got scared huh.?': Driving to Missispi talking about a time when the police there strapped him to a wall.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, were about to play fast and furious': Driving and pointing out the different coloured cars looking for that white lightening,

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, smoking the sage out to get the evil twinkie smell out': Driving with all the windows open and burning sage on a hot plate on his dash.

'FEDSMOKERS FAMILY CHRISTMAS, TIME TO RACE A BIT HUH.?': Driving and looking for the white chariots. Can;t really hear what he's saying because he's got the blower on and all the windows open. I think he's racing the other cars on the highway but also trying to keep the speed limit.

'FEDSMOKERS FAMILY CHRISTMAS, THE OL CAR STILL CRANKS UP': Continued from last video. Still racing. Don't ever fuck with these crown vics they'll make you look stupid.

'O DADS COOKING WAY OVER THE SPEED LIMIT HERE WHEN I SEEN THE POLICE': Driving past a cop car.

Tookie · Dec 29, 2019

It looks like he's cruising around the New Orleans area now.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 30, 2019

Part 3 of Wardsfedsmoker:

Some fun interactions with folks in Key West:

'this scank is screwing a babyraper, o crow raped a 15 year old.': Talking to a woman about a baby raper.

'Babyrapers of key west': Herk says hi to two guys, one of them is friendly the other starts filming Herk and telling him to leave him alone.

'Key west babyrapers sal, get lost.': Herk tells two guys that he can go in front of a Federal building and film, he can do this all day long.

'P1010900': Filming a man sitting across the street. You’re a stand up man brother, never forget it.

Robbing Bitches: Twinkies and Dog:

'Red Garder Sharron and Cassandra from Big Coppit Key are Thieves Americans,': Filming two twinkies on the beach. YYYYEEEEAAAGGGHHH Americans, it’s getting better and better.

'Big Coppit Key Scanks': Walking through the trees with the twinkies. They want to camp out.

'These Pigs stole $400.00 dollars from the Herkster kids.': Filming the ground talking about a jacuzzi.

'Theives of the keys.': Filming the dog jumping at a rope tied to a branch. Come on you gotta really put some ass into it.

'P1010043': Dog swinging off the rope in the tree while Herk yells at it.

'P1010042': Yelling at the dog to jump up and catch the rope.

'P1010041': Yelling at the dog to catch the rope.

'P1010050': Walking through some trees. Americans this is where my house is. Somebody built this. Something about keys to the house.

'P1010052': Filming the twinkies climbing on some rocks.

'P1010051': Walking behind the twinkies and filming their butts. YYYYEEEAAAGGHHHGHHHGG

'Big Coppit Key Fl. Cassandra and Sharron are are Thieves': Filming a twinkie pretending to ride a fallen branch like a bull.

Twinkies:

'P1010190': Walking behind a twinkie on the street. Screams something at her and scares the hell out of her.

'P1010189': Says a creepy hi to a twinkie cycling past him.

'P1010188': Twinkie in the sea with a surf board

'P1010186': Zooms in on a twinkie walking into the sea.

'P1010008': Says good morning to a twinkie walking past.

'P1010152': Filming twinkies on the beach.

Fedsmoker Vs The MSM:

'P1010403': At a radio station asking them to report on the cops arresting homeless people but letting tourists drink on the street. Radio dude says he’ll bring it up with the chief of police. Herk tells him that the chief is dirty so that won’t do anything,

'P1010404': Herk is surprised that the radio guy hadn’t noticed that the cops are letting tourists drink on the street. Tells him he’s Herk News and he’s out here on his own reporting this stuff.

'P1010406': Talking about how the government owns the law and the media. Tells the radio guy that he knows this because he took a chief of police down.

'P1010405': Filming his bike. Americans, they all cover for each other.

Fedsmoker Vs the jewelry store: A hilarious saga

'P1010005': Filming a guy in a jewelry store to put him in the net as a baby raper.

'P1010001': Filming two Canadians while he rants about taking down a silver (?) store for getting snippy with him. Starts yelling at a twinkie crossing the road.

'P1010002': Filming the store from across the street. These guys are rude Americans.

'P1010009': Filming the store from across the street. Herk News here. These folks don’t like getting their pictures taken. They must be up to something shady. Don;t know what it is yet but we’ll soon find out.

'P1010019': Takes a break from filming the jewelry store to have some ice cream (?) and chat up the twinkie serving him.

'P1010024': This is always comediotic. Herk isn’t going to just film from across the street, he’s going to make a sign and start filming outside the store.

'P1010027': Talking to officer Leopold. Shows him two audio recorders he has recording everything. Ranting about the jewelry store. He bought a ring from them two years ago and they’re treating him like trash.

'P1010028': Filming officer Leopold’s business card. Next time he have any trouble he’s going to call him directly because he’s straight.

'P1010030': Filming outside the jewelry store going on about how he gives the real information because he’s the wire man. When you’re the wire man you can expose people for what they are.

'P1010034': Filming the dude in the jewelry store. Looks like we got a baby raper here Americans. Pretends to shoot him.

'P1010037': Filming a cop car. What’s up brother? Pretends to shoot the cop.

'Dennis Ward you can thank Calvert Punk!': Filming outside the store holding up his sign. The dude in the store starts laughing at him so he pretends to shoot him.

'P1010047': The only thing I’m doing wrong Americans is my sign’s too small. So, I’ll be back with a bigger sign.

Dude tries to sell Herk a laptop:

'P1010886': Guy shows Herk his laptop. Herk says it doesn’t look hot its out of date. It looks like a dinosaur.

'P1010887': Herk tells the guy that he’ll give him a cigarette for the computer. Guy asks for a low ball price and Herk says no because he thinks it hot and he can’t buy hot shit.

'P1010885': Herk tells the t-shirt dude he get to the bottom of whatever they were talking about and that he loves him like a brother.

'P1010884': Talking to a dude with a shirt on his head about his mafia chickie.

'P1010883': Joking with some cops. They say the computer is not hot he’s okay to buy it

And this:

'P1011341': Walking around the grocery store listening to very bad audio recordings of Herk on the phone with someone asking the date and talking about cops arresting homeless people.

Ellesse_warrior · Dec 31, 2019

Here's the videos Herk uploaded yesterday to his Filthy Churches channel:

Part 2 of Fedsmoker's Family Christmas: Security guard Saga/ Rest stops on the road to Florida.

Security Guard Saga begins:

'FLORIDA, these two set the stage with their lies, if i see anyone, stamp time!': Talking to a security guard. Security guard accused him of begging. Herk says he literally just got out of his car to use the rest room and let his dog out to pee. Herk asks who the sheriff is. Tells the security guard that he's a retired state agent and he's on record. Says he asked a woman that works at the rest area for directions and talked to no one else so he's done nothing wrong. People telling lies about Herk. Herk tells him about all his cameras in his car and to look up Fedsmoker on the internet. Tells him to check the rest area security cameras to get his facts straight. Asks for a number to call the security guard's supervisor and directions to the next rest area.

Talking to the real cops now:

'florida, for the two sec. gaurds fibbing last night the b... dash ....r. stamp is in effect on all': Herk asks a cop a few questions.

'americans, florida just took the bait .t many shall be exposed hard core': Asking cop for directions.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas, yes florida, stamps shall fly on you all now': Telling the cop about Goodness, he's taking the dog on vacation because he's like his son. The dog loves to swim but there's lots of gators. Fist bumps the cop.

Baby rapers in McDonalds:

'FLORIDA FILTHY COPS, and nation wide, everyone is on trial now, b. r. stamps shall fly': Walking through a store at a rest area. Goes to McDonalds.

'FLORIDA, EVERYONE OF YOU ARE ON TRIAL. FROM THE 60 TO THE 70 MILE MARKER': Walking around McDonalds and holding up his baby raper stamp on peoples faces as he films them. Baby raper stamp is on a wallet and he keeps messing with the zip.

'TRUMP, FOR YOU CLEARING EDDY GALLIGER AND PIGS FIBBING HERES THE STAMP': Eating a wrap in McDonalds and holding up his baby raper stamp over peoples faces as he films them.

'lord fedsmokers family christmas and new years. florida, az to yo,?': Chatting up a twinkie in the line at McDonalds. Asks if he can buy her breakfast.

'REST AREA 10, ON THE 60 MILE MARKER. BOUGHT YOUR TOILET GUY A MEAL HERE': Talking to a guy in McDonalds ranting about the security guard at the last rest area. He wasn't begging anyone for money, he helped this guy out here.

'THE DEAR FEDSMOKER CAR BRINGS LOTS OF EXCITMENT, LOTS OF STAMPS.': Sitting in McDonalds woman cop tells him to stop recording. Herk asks her if it's illegal. She says no but he's making the other customer's uncomfortable. Herk asks for the sheriffs name.

'the reason were flying so much info today folk's? in the morning we decide if every is stamped': Telling a cop that it's his car that causes so much trouble, once they find out he's briefed in with FBI and secret service folks they back off. Asks if it's okay that he doesn't have a back window in it because he sees trucks with no back window. Cop says once he doesn't have stickers on the windshield and there's no debris coming off his car he's fine.

Twinkies:

'fedsmokers family christmas, from az. to alabama, cops took gold, florida pigs failed': Filming a Christmas tree. Asks two twinkies if they wrapped up all those presents for him. Says the tree is beautiful.

Car trouble:

'the b..... dash..... r.... stamp shall fly hard core now americans, thank your fraud churches': Car needs to be fixed, he's not asking for help, going to fix it himself. Yells keep saving kid you could have a car like this some day at a child. Just going to sit out here and hear his motor rolling.

'LORD FEDSMOKERS family CHRISTMAS, holding speeds of 80 to 100 for a week': Parked and revving up the engine in his car talking about doing God's work and exposing cops and taking their badges. Audio is really bad.

Some fun rest area interactions (2nd video is the best out of these):

'florida, i'm not here for info, i'm here to give these guys the stamp for qs4 sec. gaurds fibs': At a rest area, walking Goodness. Asks a woman for directions, she's no help. Starts talking to two guys who are eating in their truck about the security guard at the last rest area.

'lord fedsmoker, who's car is this.? my god. ! looks bran new, custom huh.?': Walks out of the store mumbling about humanity. Catches a guy staring at his car and starts asking him if it's his car. Herk says it's not his car and jokes about it being custom. Walks off back into the store.

'REALLY STRANGE WORLD HERE, SO MANY GOKD, BUT THEN SO MANY STAMPS.? LORD FEDSMOKER': Talking to a dude outside the rest area. He's got a blue stripe on his car for the fallen officers. He doesn't hate cops just the dirty ones that think they're above the law. Herk thinks he's above the law because he's the one that takes them down. He's not in the loop anymore because he is the loop.

Herk Vs Rest Area Cop:

'TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, YOUR SOLDIERS AND PIGS LIE NOW MORE THAN EVER BEFORE': Stops a cop outside the rest area to ask him about the security guard at the last rest area. Asks how long you;re allowed to pull in to a rest area, Herk thought it was 8 hours and they told him it was 3. Herk wants it investigated because he thinks they were discriminating against him, Thinks the security guard should be fired for accusing Herk of asking for money, Tells the cop he's a retired state agent. Car needs new plugs, asks how far to the next town so he can get it fixed. Tells the cop about his dash cams. Walks off back into the store, hasn't decided yet if the cop gets the stamp or not.

'TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, HERE WE HAVE A NEW COP FOR THE STATE P, A YOUTUBE COP': Filming his laptop with a picture of the cop from the last video on his screen. Holds up the baby raper stamp and keeps saying peek a boo. Cop gets the stamp for staring at his car.

'A NEW YOUTUBE COP AMERICA, COPS DESIRING THE STAMP NOW HUH.? WE'LL SEE.1': Continued from the last video. Apparently this cop gave the wrong answer to the security guard question.

Herk reacts:

'lord fedsmoker family christmas, if i would have even seen one cop, stamp time': Filming a photo. Huh.

'GOV, RON DESAINCOUS I BELIEVE YOUR TROOPER ARRANGED A LIAR AROMD MY WIRES.?': This video is not working properly. Anyone in Florida Herk sees, until his car is back up and running is going to wear the stamp. Peek a boo.

'TROOPERS OF FLORIDA.? YOUR NEW GOD. LT. NELSON THE SECRURITY GAURD NO RUNS FLORIDA HUH.?': Filming the news on his laptop and ranting about the rest stop saying he could only stay for 3 hours. They all get the baby raper stamp. This video isn;t working properly either.

'MS4 SECURITY GAURD LT. NELSON HUH.? STATE TROOPERS MADE HE A GOD ON RECORD GOV.': Filming the news on his laptop holding up a baby raper stamp. You look like you need that in your life.

'THEIR COMES A LIVE WIRE AMERICANS, FOR YOU OR THEY, IT MATTERS NOTHING TO I.? LORD FEDSMOKER': Filming the news on his laptop and giving them all the baby raper stamp. This video isn't working correctly either, I think Herk's camera is fucked.

'secret service oak. brief the crews of crews, florida pigs trhink rheir killers now, that's nice': Filming his laptop screen with photos of cops on it. They're all getting the baby raper stamp, even the dog, even the dead folks in the cemeteries in Florida are getting the stamp.

Edit:

Herk uploaded 1 more video last night and I don't want to upload it with his wardsfedsmoker videos:
Herk gets help from a fireman:

'the fire dept. helped lord fedsmoker find out the real law on back windows, thank you. !': Talking to a fireman outside the rest area about the shield that now replaces his back window on his car. Shield needs to be transparent for it to be legal. Herk says he'll get some bulletproof fiber glass instead of the shield. Doesn't mind getting shot in the front of the head but can think of nothing worse than getting shot in the back of the head.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 1, 2020

Part 4 of Wardsfedsmoker:

Herk set up his laptop in the street as his new office:

'P1011343': Listening to an audio recording of a phone call he had with someone.

'P1011339': The whole crew chiefy boy. Out on the street with his laptop set up listening to phone calls of him calling the whitehouse and shouting abuse at them.

'P1011338': Taxi driver stops and yells Herk what are you up to now. Herk tells him he’s downloading more dirty pig shit.

Some fun interactions with people on the street:

'P1011133': Yells at a guy driving past on a motorcycle.

'FBI Patricia Thompson on Crack kids of Monroe County': Filming people on the street while playing an audio recording of a call.

'Patrcia Thompsons a Crackhead kids': Americans I do believe that these city workers are either in there jerking each other off or smoking crack, there’s a funny smell coming out of there.

'P1010771': Filming someone fishing. Americans, fish don’t fuck around. Catches them all every day.

'P1010419':Filming an old lady in a car. American’s, this lady has been licking more twat than O dad.

New Fedsmoker:

'P1010260': Herk got a new bike.

Filthy Church:

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'The preacher died on this day kids, you don't play money and god, or he'll play you.'

utside a church, doesn't approve of their car raffle.

'P1010258': The old den of thieves in the side pocket Americans. Fucking creepos.

Herk Vs Cops:

'P1010039': Talking to a cop driving down the street. Asks the cop if he’s got any tape recorders or wires he;s looking to sell.

'P1010040': Keeps asking the cop if he wants to meet up and have coffee some time.

'P1011019': Filming a couple sitting on the ground. I’ve got my eye on this punk too Americans. Films a cop car driving past. This lady’s dirty too Americans. Take a look at that skanky slut. You’re dirty, dirty, dirty.

'P1011067': Playing an audio recording of someone reading out a licence plate.

'P1011026': Filming a cop car. Good old snaggle tooth Americans.

Herks one man protest:

'P1011073':Filming his Dennis Ward sign outside the state attorney’s office.

'P1011077': Holding up his Dennis Ward sign and pretends to shoot a twinkie walking across the street.

Obama/ SSI/ A dead priest - lots of yelling:

'Obama your Punks are baiting me for my check Punk!': Sets down his camera, has an epic rant about Obama and kicks a street sign then picks up his camera again and says just kidding.

'Carmen Turner is screwing with my check still Obama, I want the Hog fired Boy!': Let me get something straight Americans I am not racist. Has an epic rant about all the black folks in the town he’s had problems with.

'P1011087': Obama’s been raping his children and his children’s friends!

'This preacher was a fake, I was tired one night from trashing cops for days.': Yelling about someone robbing someone.

'Herkster': Yelling about a dead priest in a store.

'P1011132': Talking shit about Obama with the guys that have the snake.

Twinkies:

'P1011129': Filming a twinkie holding a snake.

'P1011130': Telling the twinkie that the snake likes her and just wants to be close to her and tickle her.

'P1011131': Filming the snake going up the twinkie’s skirt.

'P1011135': Yells aggressively at a group of twinkies to come over and take a picture with the snake.

'P1011136': Yells at an ambulance driving past and a twinkie walking by.

'P1011137': Filming a twinkie walking by.

'P1011125': Filming a twinkie looking at the snake. You can hold the cock if you want to it doesn’t cost nothing,

'P1011122': Yells my God you’re beautiful at a twinkie.

'P1011121': Yells you are amazing will you please marry me at a twinkie in an eco taxi.

'P1011124': Yells we’ve got exactly everything that you could put on your head at a twinkie.

'Stripper Sharron you were replaced, this one don't steal though.': Filming a twinkie in a bikini lying down in the middle of the street. Zooms in on her crotch.

'This lady puts you all to shame, she always keeps up.': Close up of twinkie’s crotch. Amazing.

'This is the Coolest lady in the world, Key West cops all try to buy here.': Twinkie holding pizza in her cleavage. Oh yeah looks good baby, hmmmmmmmmmmmm

'Herknews': Yells Hey you’re drinking on the fucking street don;t you know it’s illegal at a twinkie walking past.

'And hows your Preacher doing Cassandra, you still thieving girl in Big Coppit?': Yells I think you’re beautiful at a twinkie.

Mr. Puddles:

'P1010241': Filming a little dog. Twinkie owner doesn’t want to be filmed.

'Meet Mr. Puddles hes a Champ!': What’s up puddles.

Herk settles down for the night:

'P1011178': Cycling down the street . Americans, this is where they’ve been ripping people off.

'P1011344': Filming a guy and two women walking down the street. Those two women ripped that guy off too I bet Americans I can see it from here.

'The real house of god, the Church of god;': Filming the outside of a church. I’m home.

'This is my house, come one come all, this is where you'll find that god does exist.': Filming the outside of a church. God, you keep giving me skanky bitches brother!

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 2, 2020

Update on Herk. Here's the videos he uploaded to his Filthy Churches channel yesterday:

'Those dear stamps are a coming huh poopers,?': Looking at a photo of police officers and a police dog on his laptop. They're all getting the stamp.

'oPRESIDENT TRUMP, YOUR PUNK PIGS AND SODIERS KILL TEENS THERE BOY WONDER, YOU PUNK!': Watching the news on his laptop showing a fight. Mumbling about Trump and Florida pigs.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 3, 2020

Part 5 of Wardsfedsmoker:

Herk's day: Dirty cops/ rants/ FBI won;t answer Herk calls:

'P1010286': Herk makes a speech about taking down dirty cops while some cool music plays in the background.

'P1010998': Asking a dude if the bathroom is open.

'P1010858': Says tell me about ??? to a rickshaw driver.

'P1011013': Herk talking to a dude about another dude who was being threatening.

'Officer Lapinski here americans is so Dirty your can smell her fish always.': Talking to officer Lapinski. Asks her if they ever tracked (?) down. She says yes but they didn’t find any silver camera on him. Herk says that’s a lie and she points out that the camera he’s filming with is silver. He tells her he has lots of silver cameras and lots of blue ones.

'P1010679': Filming a cop in a cop car. This guy couldn’t answer any questions. Pretends to shoot the cop.

'P1011140': Filming a street sign. If your nose is up this high, that’ll be your fucking head tore off.

'P1011071': Filming the attorney generals office and on hold on the phone for 10 minutes. Herk’s not pleased. Pretends to shoot the building.

'P1010981': Americans I’m about ready to take a shit right here on the side walk because this guy ain't doing his job.

Twinkies:

'THIS IS MORE LIKE IT SHARRON, YOU SUCK!': Twinkie in a bikini smoking.

'THIS CHICKS ALL CLASS, RED GARDER BOYS TRIED RAPING THIS CHICK MARK ROSSY.': Filming twinkie’s crotch while she dances.

'Stripper Sharron this is the real deal, she is all class,and shes fun.': There she is Americans the hottest lady in Key West, you’ve seen her, you know her. Filming a twinkie in a bikini. She turns around and shakes her as and Herk loses his mind.

'This is a good girl, guys treat her right, if you see some Pg wearing a black cowboy hat.': Twinkie shaking her ass for Herk.

'Shaken': Talking to an older woman. It’s your turn now sweetie, come on shake it up. Woman and her husband walk off.

'%0's a little Scanked out Sharron from the red garder, Rossy wheres your head at.': Twinkie squeezing her titties for Herk.

'P1010256': Twinkie playing with her titties and talking dirty to Herk.

'P1010291': Herk cycles up behind two twinkies and yells something at them which scares the hell out of them.

'P1010294': Twinkie in a restaurant.

'P1010295': Singing to himself filming twinkies in a restaurant.

'P1010910': Says I’m Herk news I’ll make you famous get back here to two twinkies walking by.

'P1010299': Says Hi to a twinkie very creepily.

'P1010348': Sings where did our love go at a twinkie walking down the street.

'P1011368': Listening to an audio recording. Twinkie asks him for a cigarette. Herk asks her to show her titties. She list up her top.

'P1011360': Yells skanky skanky skanky bitch I hate your fucking guts you nasty bitch at a twinkie walking past him on the street.

Herk's new office outside Dennys/ Carmen Turner Conspiracy:

'P1011362': Got his laptop set up on a bollard on the street to up load his videos. Talking about finding someone new to expose.

'P1011361': Talking about someone dealing crack. Says he doesn’t buy crack only weed.

'P1011142': Listening to an audio recording, can’t hear what they’re saying.

'P1011143': Not going to smoke Carmen’s cousin because he likes him. Thinks he was being set up.

'P1011141': Playing another audio recording. Can hear Herk say he smokes weed on the recording and saying Carmen Turner is the other guys real life cousin.

'MRS. TURNER OR CARMEN FROM THE FED BUILDING I COULD OF SMOKE YOUR COUSIN ALREADY.': Another audio recording. Sounds like a fight. The pressure technique that the government uses so often I should of killed him. Plays the recording from the last video. Can hear the guy say maybe I was mistaken and Herk saying mistaken for sure mother fucker.

'P1011369': Audio recording again.

'P1011367': Drug deals going down all over the place. Listening to an audio recording. Not going to expose Carmen or her cousin because they’re not on his agenda.

Herk's night: Buskers/ rants/ FBI still won't answer his calls:

'P1011349': Filming a busker.

'P1011345': Filming his sign that says Obama is a crackhead loser.

'P1010414': This is the last time he’s going to try and call the FBI tonight. They’re not answering the phone.

'P1010415': Let’s go fuck these cops up a little bit.

'P1010417':Filming people at a bar. Talking about people getting in his face.

'P1010412': Filming his phone and ranting around a group of people on the street. Americans’s thats the FBI on the line you don’t hear them talking do you kids? No because they’re dirty thots (?) You got that boys? I’m gonna expose this dirty thots (?) with hot pussy everywhere. And they’re gonna see it too FBI you got it. Because this is live bitches.

'P1010351': Filming a busker tune up his guitar.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 4, 2020

Part 6 of Wardsfedsmoker:

Filthy Churches:

'P1010350': Asks a lady outside the church what the car is doing outside his father’s house. She tells him it’s a raffle and the tickets are $50. Herk says you have made my father’s house a den of thieves.

'P1010352': Filming the raffle car. A den of thieves.

'P1010351': Filming the sign advertising the raffle. $50 a ticket isn’t that a little extreme at father’s house?

'P1010353': Preacher has no comment Americans.

Cops:

'P1011069': Walks up to a parked cop car (this one says tactical protection on the side) and yells what’s up cops and boys? Remember me? Me! YYYYEEWEEAAAAAAGGHGHGHHHHH. Pretends to shoot the car.

'P1010821': Talking to a cop who has confiscated alcohol off some folks. Herk is cleaning this beach up for real.

No explanation:

'P1011035': Filming a chicken. This son of a bitch is big!

One man protest:

'P1011108': Filming a trolley and saying do they look a little nervous. They look a little nervous because they know o dad plays for real. Films his Jeff Sadd sign that he’s holding up.

'P1011190': Holding up his sign and yells it’s going to be a golden day YYEEEEEAAAHHGHFGHGHGH at the trolley.

'P1011107': Outside a building holding up his Dennis Ward sign. Yells nobody wants to come around the wire man Americans, nobody.

SSI/ Carmen Turner Conspiracy/ Obama's kids are on crack/ Dennis Ward:

'P1011147': It’s time! Playing and audio recording of him asking what’s up with his SSI check coming later and later each month while walking around the front of a building.

'Dennis Ward, Mrs. Turner and Donny Lee were either together or not.': Continued from previous video. Walking around the front of a building playing an audio recording of him asking a cop if it would be illegal for him to follow and film Obama’s kids because they are probably smoking crack.

'P1011146': On the phone to social security complaining about his SSI check coming late. Was late last month too. Thinks it’s Carmen Turner’s fault.

'P1011068': Americans, this could be the day Dennis Ward gets his bank (?) raper sign up today.

Singing:

'P1011017': Singing to people walking past.

'P1011330': In a store. There’s some ethnic music playing.

Twinkies:

'P1010891': Filming a twinkie on the beach. Amazing. Hmmmm

'P1011371': Filming two twinkies and saying come to me my lovelies come to daddy.

'P1011375': Hugging and kissing a twinkie. Says he loves her and she’s going to be his movie star.

'P1011374': Filming both twinkies. One of them asks to use Herk’s phone and he won’t let her.

'Carmen Turner just who the hell do you really thinks in town girl?': Hugging and kissing the other twinkie now.

'P1011039': Filming a twinkie smacking his ass. Herk says what he hell are you doing.

'P1010159': Filming two twinkies looking at a snake. Says God I had something more in line of a wife. I’m looking for a wife.

'P1011049': Twinkie shows him a faded tattoo. Herk tells her he could cover it up and that he’s the cover up king.

'P1010678': Filming a twinkie stripping down to her bikini. Herk says God you’re stepping it up a little. Twinkie says no I’ve got good feet. Herk asks her to show him her feet.

'P1011111': Singing to a twinkie as she cycles past.

'P1010822': Filming a twinkie in a bikini posing for him in the street.

'P1011337': Filming three twinkies. Skany twanky, all this fucking island.

'Mrs. turner your a fool, I can ruin anyone, your a Fool!': Continued from previous video. Lovely pussy lickers. I love these pussy licking bitches.

'P1011335': Look at all these skanky pussy lickers (????) Can’t wait to eat some pussy especially the one in the hat.

Herk's office outside Denny's:

'P1011145': Laptop set up on a bollard outside Denny’s again. Ranting about Carmen Turner delaying his check and trying to set him up by sending her cousin to sell him crack.

'These streets are close Dopers!': Filming a cop on a horse. Says I remember this guy and pretends to shoot him.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 5, 2020

Here's the latest videos from Herk's Filthy Churches channel. He uploaded these last night, Herk wasn't welcome in Florida so he's gone to Texas.

Fixed his car/ Officer Pritchard:

'florida state poopers, your teams will never forget my works either soon i predict. fedsmoker': Fixing his car and plays an audio recording of a call to a police dept. Dispatcher recognizes Herk. Says something about Officer Pritchard, says he was waiting for Herk when he was at the hospital for his heart attacks. Plays through some more audio recordings.

Rest area drama - Herk's not welcome in Florida:

'florida dooper poopers allow only three hours to rest, trump, stamp time huh boy wonder.?': Herk got stopped by cops who are very confused as to why he's got a licence and registration for different states. Herk tells them that he's a retired undercover agent for the state patrol. Cops tell him he's not meant to be disclosing that information even to cops. Herk tells them he's already put it all over the internet. Tells them that he got the dog from a chief of police. Younger cop thinks Herk's car is cool. Herk's only been in the state 3 hours and already he knows he's not wanted here. Asks for a complaint form because he's starting to worry about his safety in this state because of the cops harassing him. Herk questions the 3 hour limit on staying at rest areas. Cop starts giving out to Herk because he spilled dog food on the ground and has his tools on the ground. Herk tells them he's going to clean the stuff up, he just fixed his car, was going to make some food because he's a diabetic and hasn't had anything to eat yet. Herk likes the youngest cop though, says he's above the gold. Herk tells them he's going to calls the FBI in Omaha Nebraska about all this and tells them about Jeff Sadd.

'troopers of america, this stamp i will be given your captains, nation wide.': Herk's going to go to Alabama instead. Herk doesn't believe that there was a complaint called in about him and thinks they were stalking him. Asks for the Captain's name, going to go back to Pensecola and talk to the Captain about all this. Asks them are they going to give him a fair shot getting there or is he going to be harassed all the way there. The younger cop talks to Herk aside and is more reasonable than the other too. Herk calls the cop that was giving him shit about the dog food a weird mother fucker. Herk tells the younger cop about the baby raper stamp and how he exposes dirty cops.

'this round here, stamp time forever troopers nation wide, if i see you i'm a coming': Continues from last video. Everyone in the state is getting a baby raper stamp. Florida should be ashamed of themselves. Throws everything that was on the ground into the trash instead of packing it into his car again.

'president trump, you and every official i ever see again will be exposed with the stamp': Herk asks the younger cop if it would be okay if he just started hanging out at cops houses in this state because cops here seem to enjoy hanging out at his home all the time. Herk goes on a rant about Trump and asks for a phone number for the secret service. Tells the youngest cop about Jeff Sadd. Herk asks where the nearest hospital is because he says that they're going to give him another heart attack. Wants to check what kind of damage they've done to him. Herk puts his camera down and goes to talk to the other cops again.

A church helps Herk out:

'trooper boopers, it's time to start ruining you for real. lord fedsmoker': Herk calls Sheriffs Dept in Nebraska to tell them about the cops stopping him at the rest area in Florida. He's in Texas now. Tells the guy on the phone that he's heading to Oklahoma so he can talk to the CIA. Parked at a Baptist church who helped him out with food and gas. Hangs up the phone and explains to the church ladies that he used to be an undercover agent for the State Department and that he's not a cop, he works for God. Says a prayer with her and points out that she's driving a white chariot. Tells her he's making a movie called white chariots. Says a prayer with the other church lady. They start talking about the price of gas and Herk asks for directions to the next town. They gave him sandals almost as good as Jesus' sandals and a blanket.

A friendly cop interaction:

'stano time, right prichard, ? they all get the stamp now': In a store. Herk asks a police officer if he's native police or state patrol. Cop is Parker police. Herk asks who the Chief of Police is there and tells the cop that Parker police are doing a great job. Herk buys a hot dog.

Officer Pritchard Continued:

'prichatd, if your not fired, the ol stamp will be a flying i predict. lord fedsmoker': Filing his formal complaint against officer Pritchard for giving him two heart attacks. Asks when he can make an appointment with the chief of police because he's social media and cops like Pritchard are out to get him. Tried four times already to talk to the chief.

Herk briefs the FBI:

'florida state p. i'm briefing every law dog i know, then i'm coming back, lord fedsmoker': Calls the FBI. Looking for Walter, he's not there but the guy who answered the phone recognized Herk. Herk asks if there's still a warrant for his arrest for fucking up the Mexicans outside the court house. Asks about a few different people he knows there and tells him about the cops hassling him at the rest areas. Wants to talk to the secret service before he goes back to Florida because he's going to expose all the cops in Florida.

Herk Reacts/ Baby raper stamps and epic rants:

'doopers, you think your going to be fedsmokers daddy huh? tell your kids, stamp time': Sitting in his car with his laptop ranting about baby raper stamping pooper troopers and Trump and his whole family. Plays his favorite song on YouTube. (It's Nightwish, can't see the song name though) Continues his rant.

'stamp time huh, hundreds more, it never ends now, no never, lord fedsmoker': Holding his baby raper sign over a picture of the youngest cop from the rest area on his laptop saying peek a boo.

'doopers, where are you.? don't ne shy.': Holding his baby raper stamp over a picture of one of the older cops from the rest area on his laptop. Says peek a boo baby raper, how you doing there baby raper?

'florida, we can't find any more doopers.? their already trained huh.?': Holding his baby raper stamp over a picture of the other cop from the rest area now. Peek a boo mother fucker huh. You're captain is gong to wear a baby raper stamp and every captain I see is going to wear a baby raper stamp that I can track across this nation right on their foreheads. Little kids will call you pooper doopers baby rapers in the end. Baby raper stamp time folks, hard core like never before.

Edit: He uploaded another video today:

'o dearest i, i'll have to come back here and stamp this trooper': He's driving around a town handing out baby raper stamps to all the other drivers. Looking for a church and they're going to get the baby raper stamp too.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 6, 2020

Part 7 of Wardsfedsmoker (About half way through this channel now):

Stop pissing on God's tree:

'Americans in my old days I would of just killed this guy for pissing on gods tree.': Shouts what the hell are you doing pissing on God’s tree brother? Guy gets in Herk’s face and asks what he’s doing here. Herk tells him he has permission from the preacher to be there and he’s giving his name to the cops.

'P1010831': Dude calls the preacher on Herk for trespassing on Church property. Herk asks him did he tell them he was pissing on the church, guy says he wasn’t doing that and Herk says he’s got it on film.

'P1010832': Continued from previous video. Herk shouts Schultz he was peeing on your tree that’s why there’s pee smell on it. You can hear the preacher say Herk never bothers anyone from the other end of the phone.

'P1010830': Dude is on the phone while Herk calls the cops on him and reads out his licence plate.

'P1010833': Herk tells the guy he’s going on the net in a couple of hours and he’s going to jail for pissing on the tree. There’s a twinkie in the car with the dude shouting at Herk. (Can’t hear what she’s saying) Herk is really disgusted that this dude pulled into a church to take a piss.

'P1010834': Herk shouts pissing on the church of God tree huh boy? Bye! At the dude as he drives off.

'P1010835': Cop arrives and Herk tells him about the dude that pissed on the church of God tree.

'Americans this cops a Hero, I knew you had it in you.': Cop calls in the licence plate while Herk keeps telling the cop that the dude was drunk, definitely DUI.

'P1010836': Americans give it up for this brother – Cop interrupts Herk’s rant to tell him he may need to contact him again.

'P1010838': Herk thanks the cop for dealing with the guy who pissed on God’s tree. Tells him that he comes here every night and there’s never any trouble until this guy showed up pissing on God’s tree, reckons the guy’s been drinking.

'P1010839': Herk shakes a cop’s hand and says take him out brother you’re a ass kicker, take him out!

'P1010843': I want you to know Americans that I could’ve killed that mother fucker in about 3 seconds. Only reason I don’t is because I believe in Jesus.

'P1010845': God will be back to throw me out one day.

Shockley (Preacher?) is going to be exposed:

'P1010846': Shockley it’s time to expose you now.

'P1010847': Shockley it’s time to expose you, you sent that fucking piece of shit down here last night. Pretends to shoot the church.

'P1010848': Shockley sent him down here pastor boy and he got caught with his pants down didn’t he?

'P1010849': Americans I believe this preacher’s starting to get shady under this tree. Pretends to shoot the church of God tree.

Herk vs Bike Store owner:

'P1010853': Herk asks a guy if he owns this place and says he wasn't very nice to him the other day. Guy says something inaudible. Herk pretends to shoot him. Guy walks off and Herk tells him he;s going up on the net for that.

'P1010854': Filming a bike shop. If I even see you go in this shop Americans your kids are going up on the net as baby rapers.

Some fun interactions with the folks of Key West:

'P1011147': Herk shouting rev that fucker up etc. to a guy on a motorcycle with an American flag hanging off the back.

'Mrs. Turner Carmen Baby you inspired me to take back these streets for real,': Americans from now on I’l be smoking every fucking drug dealer in my path along with every dirty cop I see and I’ll be drinking all of these sweet ass drinks from this lady because she’s nice and I’ll be parking my bike there and I’ll be putting my shit there... continues rant about cleaning up the streets himself.

'Miami its time to fuck all you Punks, you played games on the phone so its time!': Pretends to shoot a cop car as it’s driving past.

Twinkies:

'P1010867': Herk cycles past a twinkie and coughs at her.

'P1010855': Cycles past a twinkie and pretends to shoot her.

'P1010856': Says Hi it’s very nice to meet you to a twinkie in a weird voice.

'P1010155': Filming a twinkie holding a snake. Herk tells her she’s supposed to be looking at the camera and that she’s looking pretty good.

'P1010825': Says just remember, I love you more than this guy to a twinkie on a motorcycle with her fella.

'Do you think you've had good pussy?': Twinkie poses for Herk in the street then turns around, lifts up her skirt, smacks her ass and shakes her ass for Herk.

'P1011188': Twinkie sitting on Herk’s lap. I have found my angel again Americans, lover, she’s hot, she’s red, she fires me up, yeah!

Herk asks God for some better quality women:

'P1010303': Americans, I’m kind of upset about all the sluts he’s been sending me recently, soi I’m asking him to send me something decent today.

'P1010827.MOV': God, you keep giving me all these fucked up bitches.

Watch out Miami cops, Herk's on his way:

'P1011403': Filming his bike and the recorder strapped to it. For all you Miami cops.

'P1011404': Filming his bike. If any cops come around I’m gonna cook their asses hard bitches.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 7, 2020

Here's the videos Herk uploaded to his Filthy Churches channel today:

Herk Reacts:

‘Fun, fun, fun, lord fedsmoker’: Watching the news on his laptop in his car. Doesn’t care about possible war with Iran because he likes only having to pay $2 at the pump. It’s all about the oil. Rants about how America is going to F Iran up. After we kill all the Iranians we should go kill Kim Dong Doo. Rant about what a piece of shit Kim Dong Doo is and all the things that Herk would like to do to him.

Cops are afraid of Herk not the other way around:

‘in the morning were going to be exposing a social media troll filthy pig,’: Walking around a parking lot with Goodness and heading back to his car. Might head towards Colorado. Cops are avoiding him because they’re afraid of being exposed. Herk is the one that decides who gets exposed.

‘Those white chariots… truth be known, florida is the only state that failed out of a dozen’: Driving but he has to take it easy because his shield (which replaces his missing back window) is about to fly off of the back of his car. Herk gets excited about seeing a red car followed by a white car. (After the red flash comes the white lightening – this means good luck, God’s going to help him out).

Some cop interactions:

‘Doopers, O dads a coming, I said all captains get the stamp. Lord fedsmoker’: At a police station and wants someone to have a look at his car so he can make sure that it’s legal. Cop seems confused by this. Herk was looking for a State Trooper to do it but can’t get anyone at the door to talk to him. Cop gives him a phone number. Herk asks can he ring them for him, cop explains why he’s not going to do that, Herk tells him that he doesn’t have a cell phone and asks will they ring them for him.

‘lmedford oaklahoma, trooper will slide on stamp, but every soul in town must wear the stamp.’: Herk’s stopped at a service station and he takes Goodness out for a walk. Sees a cop and asks if there’s a command station nearby. Herk tells this cop about all the trouble he’s been having with the state troopers at the rest areas in Florida and asks the cop if he can help him out with that. (I can’t hear what the cop replied). Herk continues to talk about the state trooper/ service station conspiracy against him then asks the cop what he thinks about Holdzclaw’s sentence. Herk tells the cop that he still thinks that they harvested Holdzclaw’s cum even after the sentences.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 8, 2020

Part 8 of Wardsfedsmoker:
These videos are from March 2011 and he's in Miami.

Miami review:

'Miami your doing alright but we just started!': Miami you’re doing pretty good so far you fucks.

Twinkies:

'P1011222': Americans I have found my hot somebody and I love her. Hugging a twinkie.

'P1010350': Filming a twinkies butt and she lifts up her skirt.

'P1010365': Bewbs

'Miami chief lets talk Boy, i'll smoke your entire city until you come clean Boy.': Filming some twinkies playing volleyball in bikinis. Loftus, we’re really going to have to come to an agreement boy. I’ll put your fucking ass away punk.

Herk makes a few phone calls but can't get through to Chief Loftus:

'I bet you think I'm playing!': On hold and getting an automated message. That’s why a sign’s going up in about 20 minutes Americans, on the beach. They’re not talking square Americans.

'P1010340': Talking to a woman on the phone, looking for the name of the police chief in Tallahassee. She doesn’t have the name or number and tells Herk that they’re actually closed now.

'Fedsmoker has landed in Miami, were not fucking around, we already smoked one pig!': Rings the secret service to ask them if they have a phone number for the Miami sheriffs dept.

'Your all going to see whats up when cops act stupid on the phone, your kids get filmed!': Gets through to a lady and asks to speak to the Sheriff.

'miami here I come, Obama your next to expose!':Talking to a man now and asks to speak to Chief Loftus. The guy on the phone asks why and Herk tells him it’s to do with something that happened when he was in prison. Guy on the phone goes on a big rant about how many different areas and chiefs and majors there are.

'Miami Chief you quit hiding, all i want to do is talk, i'll be on the beach, come face me.': That’s what happens when you have operators that don’t answer my fucking questions. Now I have to go directly and find out who the fucking Chief and Sheriff is.

'were playing for liberty, the stakes are high!': On the phone telling (Adams Co. P.D?) that he’s getting ready to take down Miami P.D.

Cop car target practice:

'Well miami here I come, your briefed in to screw up, an you have!': Filming a parked cop car. Americans, we’re in Miami. I didn’t get to screen these little bitches last year because I knocked out a couple of mother fuckers in the bathroom.

'P1010344': Filming a cop car driving past. We’re in hot pursuit. Pretends to shoot the cop car.

'P1010359': Shouts something (I can’t make it out) at a parked cop car.

'I let you boys slide today, I want your chief not you!': Pretends to shoot a cop car driving past.

One man protest:

'Just who the hell you Dirty Pigs think your in the ring with, I'll ruin all you Punks on record!': Films his sign that says Chief Loftus is a dirty baby raper. That’s what you get for not coming to the phone bitch.

'P1011374': Holding up his sign and filming cars driving past. Loftus you know, you know boy what happens when you play stupid with O dad.

Drive by:

'P1010346': Cycles past a guy at a bus stop with a bike and shouts we’re exactly alike at him.

Herk's weapon of choice:

'Tenny Cordless Tattoo Machines, Petter Tenny these next smoke jobs are for you.': Filming his tattoo machine on and vibrating itself around in circles.

Herk visits a cop and his family:

'Cops pimping little girls in miami.': Reads out the street he’s on from a street sign.

'This Miami Dirty Pig, Cop is pimping his daughters out on north Collins streets': Films a cop through a window sitting next to a young girl. There he is, hmm, doesn’t seem to be too happy about that Americans.

'I am the man!': Americans it looks like he’s eating with his family. I’m not going to film him today, I’m in a good mood.

'Chief your boy here was being threatening on record, the mayors next.': On the phone outside the restaurant asking if it’s against the law to film a co eating with his family from outside. Films the cop in the restaurant. He’s pointing his finger like you’re not supposed to do that, strange.

Killing time messing with a cop:

'Miami Pig Shit! Not one american has any real balls, your all Punks!': Holding his audio recorder and filming a cop car slow down as it goes past him. I think that boy was good around his mama.

'Another want to be Tuff Boy, Chief of Miami your going to be exposed beyond your imagination!': Herk films the cop in the car while it’s stopped and pretends to shoot him. Hi sunshine.

'Hay Retard I was nice enough not to film your mother.': Cop gets out of the car and Herk pretends to shoot him twice and says hello there brother, what do you think of the sunset?

'P1011421': Walks past the cop while he’s talking to someone in a car and pretends to shoot him.

'P1011422': Filming the cop speaking to someone in a white chariot. Pretends to shoot him.

'P1011418': Walks back past the cop and pretends to shoot him. This boy just got himself a new bullet proof vest Americans.

'Hay Boy I was nice enough not to scank your mother out, next time I'll trash you all at will!': Cop gets back into the car. Hmmm he’s very friendly is he?

'You gangbangers think your Tuff, come in my world, none of you are Tuff!': Filming the cop car driving off.

2 hours later:

'americans are you having fun yet?': On the phone to Randy (?). Saying that he can’t film in public is a violation of his civil rights.

'P1011359': Listening to an audio recording of Randy (?) asking why he’s filming them. Stops the recording and says that’s a violation of his civil rights.

'Do you Miami Cops even know the law, your all stupid!': Longer version of the same phone call as previous video.

'Dept. Randy thanks for being on standby, all you Pigs best tighten up Miami.': Another audio recording. Sounds like the end of a phone call.

And now, this:

'This lady has the devil in her!': Brushing this lady’s hair and stroking her face with a large two pronged fork.

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