Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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She just calls us right-winged nazis and in her head that justifies not taking any criticism, no matter if it is valid.
If all of us are Nazis, we’re the most benevolent Nazis ever. Sure, we laugh at Jude sometimes, but we also give solid advice too. Also, if she grows up, and produces less mílk as a result, this thread will be dead. She can say all she wants about us, but at least we don’t scam people and buy followers, all while crying oppression while living rent free in an expensive city.

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I didn't know having left leaning views but not agreeing with haes (and finding it probably the most antifeminist groups out there, bc it shames women for their bodies) made me a Nazi.
You're a member of the Farms. You're Literally Hitler to these people (no, not regular Hitler. You are Literally Hitler!)
 
Jude could get down to a size 0 in 2020 and she would still be undateable. Her weight isn't the biggest issue in her not getting a date. It is her personality and unreliability that is the problem. No one wants a partner who drags you down. Or who expects you to do all the work in the relationship. Jude is way too self-centered to be considered a catch by anyone.

If she worked on some of these issue in therapy instead of just using it as a bitch session, some of her problems might start resolving themselves. Honestly, though, I don't think Jude is capable of such self-awareness. She's going to keep stumbling through life and pointing the finger at everyone else -- fatphobes, queerphobes, racists, etc. -- instead of owning her own mistakes and learning to do better.

Eh, at least her thread will continue to be interesting in 2020. If she actually started getting her shit together, she wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as she is now.
 
One of my favorite things is when Jude and people like her talk about being kind and how kind they are, when they do nothing but belittle whole groups of people to make themselves feel better.

I would love to sit down with her and ask her for specifics: WHAT, exactly, are these kind-hearted things you have done and are doing? For all the time she has on her chubby hands, you KNOW she's not spending any of it, like, volunteering at a homeless shelter or soup kitchen (because if she did, she'd put it all over Instagram, hashtag #LookHowGenerousIAm). For all her (self-centered) concern for queer people, she could volunteer at a shelter for homeless LGBT youth -- but, again she won't unless it were a social media photo op. She can't even provide anyone the proverbial "shoulder to cry on" because any complaint you might possibly have about your life or desire to improve it somehow is "triggering" to Jude. So what "kindness" and "empathy" has she ever actually displayed?
 
I would love to sit down with her and ask her for specifics: WHAT, exactly, are these kind-hearted things you have done and are doing? For all the time she has on her chubby hands, you KNOW she's not spending any of it, like, volunteering at a homeless shelter or soup kitchen (because if she did, she'd put it all over Instagram, hashtag #LookHowGenerousIAm). For all her (self-centered) concern for queer people, she could volunteer at a shelter for homeless LGBT youth -- but, again she won't unless it were a social media photo op. She can't even provide anyone the proverbial "shoulder to cry on" because any complaint you might possibly have about your life or desire to improve it somehow is "triggering" to Jude. So what "kindness" and "empathy" has she ever actually displayed?
Well, you see, it's very simple. Jude is the single most oppressed person on Earth, quite possibly the Universe. She can't possibly spare time for privileged people. She has to take the utmost self care at all times. She can't possibly work in a homeless shelter because she's so ill. She can't collaborate with anyone white or straight and god forbid a man because she's an oppressed minority. She can't possibly work in general because it is her duty to be an example of the oppression going on in the world right now. Only she can do this. Only the fat, privileged, coddled, spoiled brat can do that.
 
Jude is NOT unemployed, everybody; she TOTALLY has a job:

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Also, Jude is not bothered at ALL by threads like this one about her. In fact, she likes them! Every Kiwi posting on this thread is playing right into her fat little hands:

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LOL. I don't even watch her stream. I do look at Twitter, but I don't have an account, so no likes or retweets are possible. I did watch a couple of her YT vids, but she's not doing that anymore, so I don't have to worry about giving her view counts for that.

And Jude is getting way ahead of herself on this partner thing. Has she even gotten affiliate yet?

Here is what Twitch says you should be doing to become a partner:
What do we look for in a potential Partner?
When evaluating channels, we primarily consider three different areas:

  • Content
  • Average concurrent viewership
  • Stream frequency and schedule
Partners are the best broadcasters that the Twitch community has to offer. We are looking for broadcasters that have large viewership and have built up a strong sub-community of their own. Our ideal Partner candidates engage their audience, produce amazing content, and find ways to stand out from the crowd. In addition, they are people that we want to represent our brand and are active, participating members of the community. As always, these broadcasters must also conform to our Terms of Service, Community Guidelines, and DMCA Guidelines.

Content is the most important part of any stream. It is content that will bring viewers to your channel, retain that viewership, and drive revenue. Therefore you should look to produce the best content that you possibly can for your audience. Your audience should grow as your skills as a broadcaster and entertainer improve!

Average concurrent viewership is important because it is one way to measure success on our platform. Our Partnerships Team takes other factors into consideration including a broadcaster’s content, behavior, and interaction with others in the community. In general, you should be active, be professional, interact with your viewers, and make sure that you continue to follow the rules. Consistency is an important consideration when we look at average concurrent viewership. This means it is more important that you are able to attract a stable audience on a regular basis rather than hitting high viewership once or twice. A solid streamer that is able to consistently attract 70-80 viewers will have a much higher chance of being accepted than someone whose viewership fluctuates irregularly between 20 and 200. If you focus on engaging and interacting with your viewers you can expect your community to grow, and we always look for viewership that is trending upwards.

Finally we look at your stream frequency and schedule. We typically look for broadcasters that have a regular streaming schedule of at least three days per week. This is not a hard and fast rule, and we are pretty flexible when it comes to your schedule as we realize that some broadcasters have varying schedules and availability. We are primarily looking to ensure that you are actively using your channel and that you are consistently meeting the needs of your audience.

ETA: Hope Jude doesn't have another nip slip. That would most likely kill any chance she has of making partner because I'm sure it will get reported. Maybe she should take some of that GFM (if there is any left) and buy a bra. Can never be too careful, Jude.
 
What happens if Jude gets partner? She starts making money from Twitch?

According to Twitch.tv's "Partners" page, Twitch partners have access to benefits including the ability to sell monthly subscriptions to viewers (good luck convincing people to pay for your content, Jude!), get a share of ad revenues generated from the channel, and things like "Partners will be considered for special promotional opportunities such as Partner Spotlights, Meet & Greets, Partner Panels, Streamer Zones, and more." The full list of real and alleged benefits is too long to quote or screenshot here.

As @Spastic Colon pointed out above, applying to the partner program might require some actual work on Jude's part.
 
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