Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[drain]

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I'm 100% sure that women, from all ages and sizes and races, wouldn't like a deformed, drooling, mentally ill, web-fingered turbo goblin going after them.
Also am I the only one who finds it miserable but funny that Russ is trying to pull the ''young'' card even if he looks like an old horse's ass that was beaten with an old sack of old bricks?

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[MysticMisty]

Russ's artistic endeavors remind me of CWC's comics or Connor Bible's attempts at writing - they expect to be rich and famous, but their work is so abysmal it's comical. The unrealistic expectations are mind blowing.

Russ actually finished his crazy Taylor Swift story, though. Connor can't manage that much, and almost certainly has made zero progress (or close to it) on Redesigning Eva or anything else.

 

[CupONavy]

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Yes, women over 40 are just horrible forgotten monsters just waiting for some attention from a “young stud” like yourself, Russ.

Protip: it really wasn’t the age, bro. It was the smell, your creep vibes, and your mong face.

Also, why do so many ‘tistics have so much trouble with “woman” as singular and “women” as plural? Every time I see a sped sperging about ladies online it’s always “a women” when it’s not “a female”.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Oh, look, another woman defied his expectations of what women want and deviated from the script he set out for her. Just you wait, Lady, you're about to get screwed for age and disability discrimination! FRIG!

I would say good, because I have been itching for another lawsuit. But this sounds like a local woman... So... not good.

Edit: Whatever ended up happening with the lawyer? I am sure his complaint against her died hilariously, but did we ever get word or confirmation about what happened, exactly? Did he just give up when he realized that he could not force her into mediation?

 

[GloriousScarf]

Whatever ended up happening with the lawyer? I am sure his complaint against her died hilariously, but did we ever get word or confirmation about what happened, exactly? Did he just give up when he realized that he could not force her into mediation?

I assume she put the fear into him when he decided to fight it. Russell knows deep down he is not a real lawyer and has no chance.

 

[Dead Hams]

It would be called something like "Starry Plights".

Subtitle: "A jaw-closing romp of non-meritorious celebrity lawsuits".

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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Once I heard an attractive older lady, about 45 or so, explain that while a nice younger guy might have a chance with her, she was sick and tired of bros at the bar letting her know they wanted to "tap that".

Somehow it's not surprising that Russ's understanding of dating really doesn't extend beyond the paper-thin plots he's used to seeing in brazzers scenes.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Edit: Whatever ended up happening with the lawyer? I am sure his complaint against her died hilariously, but did we ever get word or confirmation about what happened, exactly? Did he just give up when he realized that he could not force her into mediation?

A bunch of people told her about Russ's history and misogyny and she decided to fight his complaint. Mediation only works in Utah if both parties agree to it, and she opted to make it go to an investigation, and that would reveal she didn't discriminate. He clearly hit on her, and was very inappropriate (he sent her flowers ffs) on top of being unqualified. We know how he memory holes anything that doesn't support his narrative, so I'm sure unless the lawyer shows to dish what happened, we'll never hear of it again.

 

[Dead Hams]

Once I heard an attractive older lady, about 45 or so, explain that while a nice younger guy might have a chance with her, she was sick and tired of bros at the bar letting her know they wanted to "tap that".

Somehow it's not surprising that Russ's understanding of dating really doesn't extend beyond the paper-thin plots he's used to seeing in brazzers scenes.

I forget which actor it was, rather handsome older guy, who married someone very close to his age. At one point he said while the younger ladies looked amazing, the generation gap was so severe that they had almost nothing in common. I imagine it's the same for women. The younger guys might be fun for a joy ride but if there's no actual substance there, what's the point?

Plus, it's Russ. It's incredibly transparent when the drooling, cross-eyed dwarf approaches you and asks you out its because you're one of his last resorts.

 

[Barbarella]

i hope Russ keeps going up the age ladder, thinking that he’ll find a magic number where the woman won’t care about ages. Clearly, 40s won’t work, they still have a shot at a good-looking 40 year old male. But the older they get, the less shot with men they have. Maybe he can find a woman in her 50s, hot like Jennifer Aniston? Maybe he can find a 70 year old like Helen Mirren? Surely by then those women will be so desperate they don’t care how young someone is, and if he closes his eyes they’ll be ok.

Soon Russ will be prowling nursing homes, looking to get laid. Pussy is pussy, right Russ? Maybe somebody with Alzheimer’s...he might have a shot there..

 

[CWCissey]

i hope Russ keeps going up the age ladder, thinking that he’ll find a magic number where the woman won’t care about ages. Clearly, 40s won’t work, they still have a shot at a good-looking 40 year old male. But the older they get, the less shot with men they have. Maybe he can find a woman in her 50s, hot like Jennifer Aniston? Maybe he can find a 70 year old like Helen Mirren? Surely by then those women will be so desperate they don’t care how young someone is, and if he closes his eyes they’ll be ok.

Soon Russ will be prowling nursing homes, looking to get laid. Pussy is pussy, right Russ? Maybe somebody with Alzheimer’s...he might have a shot there..

You know that bit in Dumb And Dumber Too?

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

i hope Russ keeps going up the age ladder, thinking that he’ll find a magic number where the woman won’t care about ages. Clearly, 40s won’t work, they still have a shot at a good-looking 40 year old male. But the older they get, the less shot with men they have. Maybe he can find a woman in her 50s, hot like Jennifer Aniston? Maybe he can find a 70 year old like Helen Mirren? Surely by then those women will be so desperate they don’t care how young someone is, and if he closes his eyes they’ll be ok.

Soon Russ will be prowling nursing homes, looking to get laid. Pussy is pussy, right Russ? Maybe somebody with Alzheimer’s...he might have a shot there..

Are you trying to create the AntiWern???

 

[drain]

The thing is, people normally know when someone else is asking them out just to ''fill the gap''. Like, you're at a party or bar and all your friends already 'scored' some but not you. So what do you do? Go for women you think will be easy because they're ''ugly, older, poor, disabled etc etc''. But these women, you can bet they know. They know when a man just approach them because they're his last chance at getting some.
I have heard it firsthand for a nice disabled older lady who is a family friend. She uses a wheelchair and she told me about the many ''desperate pity fucks'' some dudes tried to pull with her.

Honestly, doing this to a woman is so Russ, it almost sounds like a bad joke.

 

[moocow]

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Cougars don't go for the runts, Russ.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I’d pay handsomely for a recounting of Russel’s plights with Pratchettesque asides.

Greer stood in the dock, shrinking under both the eyes of the law and the natural effects of gravity on his slumping spine, as the court looked on in mounting irritation.

“So I -slurrrp- TOLD Miss Angua I bought a couch for her to sleep on and she agreed. In writing. I have it somewhere. She’s a police officer, she can’t ignore me. My taxes pay her salary. She’s bigoted against the disa-“

“Can you produce said document?” Drumknott asked benignly, watching with pointed interest as Greer shuffled his body around inside of his large, sacklike suit.

“I gave it -shurrrrlp- to you already in my presentation packet. It’s there, it’s in the evidence I brought-“

“Mr. Greer,” Lord Vetinari cut in suddenly, “if I have to spend ten minutes looking for this elusive evidence, you’re going to spend ten years upside down in the scorpion pit with the mimes.”

 

[The Great Citracett]

Maybe he scored a free craigslist treadmill for the apartment?

 

[drain]

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Maybe he scored a free craigslist treadmill for the apartment?

I don't know who he's trying to fool, but he has the body of someone who never even stepped into a gym. I've seen my fair share of skinny-fats bragging about being fit and shredded, but Russ takes the cake, because he really, really think people will be impressed with a pasty hairy sack of shit light jogging on a treadmill for five minutes.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Maybe he scored a free craigslist treadmill for the apartment?

What do you want to bet he’s still running in a button down and khakis?

 

[The Great Citracett]

No doubt it's about Julianne Hough, whom he pursued (for a short time) until she got married and he got all pissy for having "wasted his efforts" on her.