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I mean it is 2020 after all, and new versions of Cyberpunk and Shadowrun were recently released. Hmm, maybe he unironically believes that cyberpunk would bring in the SUPERIOR FUTURE (which Bob wouldn't see because he's obsolete
) instead of the usual problems that people in cyberpunk stories have to deal with.Robert, in a fit of whiteknighting for his one goddesses Hillary Clinton, claims that Hillary was too honest
Robert also claims that Bernie Sanders is a centrist because he doesn't outright advocate for open borders, mass-gun confiscation and late-term abortions:View attachment 1084589
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“Anyone who looks at this country and thinks LESS than half of the electorate aren't scum is blind or lying to itself. You're essentially saying she was unqualified for office by being too honest. https://t.co/OMzgrrDluS”twitter.com
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“All you fucking idiots had to do was show up and vote for a woman who sort-of made you feel intimidated. ALL OF THIS for the want of a handful of tiny dicks to feel a little bit more significant.”
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“No, but I can question whether or not his politics are all THAT unorthodox when he's been a centrist squish on guns, borders and reproductive rights for *decades* in Congress. https://t.co/NlI1PtRfbx”
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“If by "REAL USA" you mean those big red blotches on the map where your votes came from, I have great news: Almost *nobody* actually lives there, so you don't have to devote all that much effort to it. I'd explain how that works, but... y'know, math. https://t.co/x6kKcpLn8v”
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He'd say that with no awareness whatsoever and be proud of that. The only reason why he gets views anyways is because he's an ancient YouTuber and is part of The Escapist (and even then, he's still not that well liked).
We're talking about a man with a degree in communications. Asking for someone with that degree with skills needed in today's economy is equivalent to mining for gold and getting pyrite, so of course he sucks at math.Disney doesn't even crack the top 50, which you'd think Bob would know since you can find it out on Wikipedia in about ten seconds.
List of largest companies by revenue - Wikipedia
On the other hand, this failure to grasp even the simplest of mathematics might explain why he thinks the red states are places where "almost nobody lives."
He probably hates them because he sees Costco and the people who shop there as inbred hillbillies with zero culture, all because he sees himself as some sort of intellectual and well-cultured man. Though Bob the Uncultured Brute would probably like Costco if they were plastered all over the MCU, all for his MCU fetish and consoomer tendencies.
If I had to guess, he probably would think Costco = good, Sam's Club = bad in Bob's mind.
I didn't think that Robert would know Disney's overall placing and rank among American companies/ corporations considering that the majority of the times I've seen Robert discuss Disney it basically boils down to something along the lines of, "COONSOOMING!!! I'M.... CONSOOMING!! CONSOOM!!! AGHAGHAGHAGH!!".Disney doesn't even crack the top 50, which you'd think Bob would know since you can find it out on Wikipedia in about ten seconds.
List of largest companies by revenue - Wikipedia
On the other hand, this failure to grasp even the simplest of mathematics might explain why he thinks the red states are places where "almost nobody lives."
Robert guinelly does want to abolish the electoral college for this very reason. He loves the idea of Cali and New York controlling the outcome of elections considering that it would (likely) lead to Dem control and deny the evil red state voters an equal say in US democracy. Remember this how Robert views people who vote for Trump:
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Take note that Apple, Amazon, and AT&T are on that list. All are competitors when it comes to content and control important aspects of streaming media from hardware (Apple), to retail (Amazon), to telecommunications (AT&T.) Despite what Bob thinks, I doubt Disney can grow much larger than it currently is as the acquisition of 20th Century Fox cost them much of their treasure and it will take years for them to fully digest it. Though they dominated the box office in 2019, I imagine that the coming streaming wars will be more competitive for them. AT&T has a large library thanks to Warnermedia (which includes DC Comics, Looney Tunes, and Hanna-Barbera) as does Comcast, who owns NBC Universal.Disney doesn't even crack the top 50, which you'd think Bob would know since you can find it out on Wikipedia in about ten seconds.
List of largest companies by revenue - Wikipedia
On the other hand, this failure to grasp even the simplest of mathematics might explain why he thinks the red states are places where "almost nobody lives."
This is why I’m arguing that at some point during the streaming wars, Disney will be sold off.
I'm getting ill just thinking of that. I'm not a professional chef (though I do have culinary training and some hands-on stuff from my own accord), but I wouldn't feed that to anyone and anything. I'd just make a local Boston dinner with sides at that point, such as American chop suey with a side of Boston baked beans, succotash, and either Anadama bread, Johnnycakes, or Parker House rolls.
This take is so cold I think I just came down with hypothermia.
Just imagined when he compares the DCEU to Nickelback and/or Creed.
They overlap because he's a simplistic Walnut, with a black and white world view. All the people who've wronged Bob, prevented Bob from getting what he wants or simply challenged Bob in some way are all in the bad circle.
And Brie Larson will prove to be MCU's Yoko Ono.
To be fair John didn't want to break up the band and wanted to just get rid of Ringo but didn't want to specifically hurt Ringo's feelings so he let everyone go at once.
And lastly, you can now buy chipman bros merch. I'm pretty sure this art was made by bob. Can anyone figure out why there is a graph behind them?
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Now you can have THE CHIPMAN BROS. TANGENT PODCAST logo on your favorite stuff!!! / Logo designed by Joey Chipman: http://www.joeychipman.com/ • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.www.redbubble.com
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