Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[StrawberryDouche]

New Video:

She is lying about what she is eating. Cucumber and cottage cheese? GTFO.

You know what? Fuck you, Amy with that thumbnail. No snouts for you.

Amy is SO SICK, but somehow doesn't sound sick at all!!!! Has been sleeping for two days straight. Who watches the mini mongs while she's dead to the world? Who knows! Will do zero carbs for the next 30 days. Zero snouts out of pure spite.

Spoiler: Recap

-WELCOME NEW SUSCRIBERS!!!!

-You are her new frens

-Joineeng

-Amazeeng

-Literally done nothing but sleep

-Cannot tell you the last time she was this sick

-ABSOLUTE ZERO ENERGY!!!!

-Can't function

-Yesterday was a flop eating day

-No appetite

-CAN'T GO INTO STARVATION MODE!!!!

-Doesn't want to underdo herself

-Carrots

-In boiled broth

-Ate off that

-Her throat

-Had bulls of that yesterday

-Half a cucumber and cottage cheese today

-JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE!!!!

-Ali is gone from early morning to late at night

-Does not want to go to the store

-On call nurse

-Can't drag the kidses to the docs with her

-So they don't get germs

-Told the nurse her fillings

-Respiratory infection

-Will go on Ali's day off

*burps

-IN SURVIVAL MODE!!!!

-Has not binged

-CANNOT EAT!!!!

*yawns

-Rilly struggling with water

-Bought the water bottle

-Does not use the water bottle

-Has to figure out how to drink water

-Transitions from soda to water

-This week begins work outs

-SHE IS ACCOUNTABLE!!!

-Is opt to stick to her guns

-Will challenge herself for 30 days to....

-WILL GO 30 DAYS ZERO CARBS!!!!

-No white carbs she means

-Carbs in sauces are fine

-IT WILL BE A CHALLENGE!!!!

-People tell her to give keto a chance

-But she doesn't understand it

-Can't start right now

-Because all she has is white food

-Sausage

-Will play with it

-Will have salad

-HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE!!!!

-Substainable

-Will boost her metabolism

-Will introduce it back after 30 days

-Whole wheat

-HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE!!!!

-This is why she films her food

-Ate nothing yesterday but carrots

-Cucumber

*yawns

-IS NOT HUNGRY AND NEEDS TO EAT!!!!

-Will do laundry

-NEW ROUTINES!!!!

-Small working out tomorrow

-Nothing exkravagant

-DOESN'T WANT TO OVERDO IT!!!!

-It will help her hill

-Jibber jabber chipper chapper

-HAVE A BLESSED DAY!!!!

Have a consolation carrot instead.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Funny how a thread is created here about Amy and brain dead Jayden Desino is now talking about her. You will never be one of us, Rebecca.

 

[Reilly]

You know what? Fuck you, Amy with that thumbnail. No snouts for you.

Amy is SO SICK, but somehow doesn't sound sick at all!!!! Has been sleeping for two days straight. Who watches the mini mongs while she's dead to the world? Who knows! Will do zero carbs for the next 30 days. Zero snouts out of pure spite.

Spoiler: Recap

-WELCOME NEW SUSCRIBERS!!!!

-You are her new frens

-Joineeng

-Amazeeng

-Literally done nothing but sleep

-Cannot tell you the last time she was this sick

-ABSOLUTE ZERO ENERGY!!!!

-Can't function

-Yesterday was a flop eating day

-No appetite

-CAN'T GO INTO STARVATION MODE!!!!

-Doesn't want to underdo herself

-Carrots

-In boiled broth

-Ate off that

-Her throat

-Had bulls of that yesterday

-Half a cucumber and cottage cheese today

-JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE!!!!

-Ali is gone from early morning to late at night

-Does not want to go to the store

-On call nurse

-Can't drag the kidses to the docs with her

-So they don't get germs

-Told the nurse her fillings

-Respiratory infection

-Will go on Ali's day off

*burps

-IN SURVIVAL MODE!!!!

-Has not binged

-CANNOT EAT!!!!

*yawns

-Rilly struggling with water

-Bought the water bottle

-Does not use the water bottle

-Has to figure out how to drink water

-Transitions from soda to water

-This week begins work outs

-SHE IS ACCOUNTABLE!!!

-Is opt to stick to her guns

-Will challenge herself for 30 days to....

-WILL GO 30 DAYS ZERO CARBS!!!!

-No white carbs she means

-Carbs in sauces are fine

-IT WILL BE A CHALLENGE!!!!

-People tell her to give keto a chance

-But she doesn't understand it

-Can't start right now

-Because all she has is white food

-Sausage

-Will play with it

-Will have salad

-HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE!!!!

-Substainable

-Will boost her metabolism

-Will introduce it back after 30 days

-Whole wheat

-HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE!!!!

-This is why she films her food

-Ate nothing yesterday but carrots

-Cucumber

*yawns

-IS NOT HUNGRY AND NEEDS TO EAT!!!!

-Will do laundry

-NEW ROUTINES!!!!

-Small working out tomorrow

-Nothing exkravagant

-DOESN'T WANT TO OVERDO IT!!!!

-It will help her hill

-Jibber jabber chipper chapper

-HAVE A BLESSED DAY!!!!

Have a consolation carrot instead.

No snouts! Wow!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

No snouts! Wow!

I will not have such aggressive and reckless disregard for the emotional safety of her viewers rewarded with a snout.

 

[FatalTater]

Another one going on about water bottles. Why can no one get a drink in a cup or glass like a motherfucking adult anymore?

 

[welsho]

Another one going on about water bottles. Why can no one get a drink in a cup or glass like a motherfucking adult anymore?

The thing is, she has cups, many of them. Just had a vid in my recommended ish where she bought water bottles just for the car for her and the kidses. Oh yeah, not to mention all the inventory from her failed multi-billion dollar vinyleen business of selling...you got it...cups!

 

[sperginity]

-Sausage

-Will play with it

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

It will never stop amusing me how frantic infinifats get when they get sick because THEY CAN'T EAT! My god, the couple of days they drink soup and maybe eat some jello will plunge them into starvation mode and they will gain ten pounds! Or they'll get even sicker because they aren't nourishing their huge and disgusting bodies with candy and cheese every hour. They need nutrients to be healthy, they need even more food when they are sick, you can't heal while starving!

I've ranted before about how dumb these morons are about starvation mode but they've also got dieticians (yes, some dieticians, not just nutritionists and trainers, think you can achieve starvation mode after missing a few meals, even when one has a BMI over 75) linking the very minor calorie burn that happens via the thermic effects of eating several small meals a day with a condition that happens right before a walking corpse starves to death so how can I expect Amy, a woman who cannot speak coherently half the time, to know how idiotic she sounds.

Instead I will say this: sometimes the body needs a rest from digestion when it is sick. You lose your appetite because your body is under siege and needs to marshal energy to fight the illness and does not want to deal with the effects of several "mills" arriving at regular intervals. That's why sick people are encouraged to sip broth, maybe some white toast or apple sauce if they can manage it, and stay hydrated with water, because cramming your bloated carcass with food when you are ill puts it under more stress. Not cramming yourself full of food isn't starving. You won't die if you go a couple of days without eating as long as you drink some fucking water, you idiot buffalo of a woman! You may even recover faster if your body isn't forced to use energy it should use to fight the illness to deal with the 20 frosties and six inch subs you insert into yourself hand over fist.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Yass! "Zero carbs" is back!

 

[Gawdamit]

I can't stand this fat bitch. She's always on the phone with her doctor and always seeing her doctor. WTF? When do the kids see a doctor? Do they ever? She gets a runny nose and she's at the doctor. Now she's going to the doctor again for more antibiotics. Kids are the ones who are sick all the time and parents are always running them to the doctor. And when the parents gets sick, they grin and bear it. This fat fuck tub of lard has a personal relationship with her friggin doctor. I never liked her from the very beginning. She makes my skin crawl.

 

[Twinkie]

Goddammit I feel like I've seen that sickening, blubbering Jen thumbnail posted in like three different threads today. I'm so triggered. She's in her forties and Amy is almost there herself, as is Chantal. These fatass morons aren't going to figure it the fuck out, not even with hundreds (thousands?) of people trying to encourage them.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Well, m'thinks she's given up. And unless she actually utilizes this account, so too shall I.

Spoiler: Final empty post I'm putting up, damn it

And Saturday's still a big blank batch of nothing, too. She ain't updatin' shit. Probably 'cause she's been called out on not using this stupid program properly, and is too dumb to figure it out.

 

[fatfuck]

I can't stand this fat bitch. She's always on the phone with her doctor and always seeing her doctor. WTF? When do the kids see a doctor? Do they ever? She gets a runny nose and she's at the doctor. Now she's going to the doctor again for more antibiotics. Kids are the ones who are sick all the time and parents are always running them to the doctor. And when the parents gets sick, they grin and bear it. This fat fuck tub of lard has a personal relationship with her friggin doctor. I never liked her from the very beginning. She makes my skin crawl.

The more I learn about Amy the more I dislike her. She's a combination of Jen and Chantal and is what Chantal would be if she had kids. It wasn't long and she's already sitting comfortably #2 on my dislike list. No doubt she'll claim the throne from Cuntal in the upcoming months.

Funny how all of these cows behave the same. Lies, excuses, manipulation, playing victim. Their only joy in life is food and attention and they would chose it even over their own kids.

 

[Dysnomia]

Just imagine what all these powders and creams and sprays must look/feel/smell like after being caked in her rolls all day, probably multiple days. I think of the dead fat comedian Ralphie May making a joke about trying to work out- the baby powder he dusted his rolls with mixed with the sweat and dropped unto the treadmill "like silver dollar pancakes." She must have a layer of gunk in all her rolls. All those potions, each with its own fragrance, mixed with her yeast and sweat. That must be a special aroma.

It can't be good for her skin conditions. Especially since it's highly unlikely she actually showers daily at that size. So she's got days worth of chemical crud encrusted into already infected rolls.

Lady, when you have to put deodorant under your boobs it's time to put the fork down and get serious.

I remember seeing a post on tumblr about "smelly boob sweat" solutions. Alcohol pads were recommended as an on the go option. Amy uses those dollar store wipes on her rolls. So there's more chemicals on her skin. How does someone have such sensitive skin yet can use all these products on it to keep herself from smelling like a swamp monster. She says she can't use scented soaps because the perfumes irritate her skin. So instead of castille soap she uses baby shampoo that is scented like chamomile. Plus all those scented sprays.

Yeah. It's likely not the perfumes themselves irritating your hoohah. It's the skin damage. The perfume probably adds to the burn factor. But the issue lies with your obesity in general. You are wearing those pads every day for a reason. Something nasty is coming out of there that you have normalized.

She thinks she smells good. But it's a lot like when a bus station bathroom is doused in gallons of bleach. because a deep cleaning is a fruitless effort. You are only masking the smell with a new one.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

crosspost from Amber subforum:

Your boy BARTMANHOMERthe7th who had previously cursed Amberlynn Reid has done another video of a tarot reading on her. I love this guy.
Bonus Fat Amy curse:

I'm cursing this Youtuber because she steals money from her own subscribers and she also hit a grandmother

 

[Terrified of Snakes]

She either sweats a lot or she is peeing herself and using pads to manage it. Or maybe hubby gave her an STD he picked up from one of his side chicks. She might want to get that checked out.

I was wondering about pee too. I mean, if she needs to get someone to wash her fat ass because she can't reach her bits then the would be the same for wiping after the toilet, right?

I'll show myself out.

 

[Chew chew chew]

I was wondering about pee too. I mean, if she needs to get someone to wash her fat ass because she can't reach her bits then the would be the same for wiping after the toilet, right?

I'll show myself out.

Amy only wears tight polyester clothing on top of it. Can she even change a pad herself?

It can't be good for her skin conditions. Especially since it's highly unlikely she actually showers daily at that size. So she's got days worth of chemical crud encrusted into already infected rolls.

Lady, when you have to put deodorant under your boobs it's time to put the fork down and get serious.

I remember seeing a post on tumblr about "smelly boob sweat" solutions. Alcohol pads were recommended as an on the go option. Amy uses those dollar store wipes on her rolls. So there's more chemicals on her skin. How does someone have such sensitive skin yet can use all these products on it to keep herself from smelling like a swamp monster. She says she can't use scented soaps because the perfumes irritate her skin. So instead of castille soap she uses baby shampoo that is scented like chamomile. Plus all those scented sprays.

Yeah. It's likely not the perfumes themselves irritating your hoohah. It's the skin damage. The perfume probably adds to the burn factor. But the issue lies with your obesity in general. You are wearing those pads every day for a reason. Something nasty is coming out of there that you have normalized.

She thinks she smells good. But it's a lot like when a bus station bathroom is doused in gallons of bleach. because a deep cleaning is a fruitless effort. You are only masking the smell with a new one.

Amy only wears cheap polyester clothing. There is no spray or powder covering that funk.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I was wondering about pee too. I mean, if she needs to get someone to wash her fat ass because she can't reach her bits then the would be the same for wiping after the toilet, right?

I'll show myself out.

She wash her cunt with a rag on a stick.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I was wondering about pee too. I mean, if she needs to get someone to wash her fat ass because she can't reach her bits then the would be the same for wiping after the toilet, right?

I'll show myself out.

I think the reason for wearing pads every day is not being able to reach down there to wipe. This surely exacerbates the UTI problem, and tight clothes wouldn't help either.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

WTF this nasty bitch was really using a loofah to scrub her gash? That’s a bad idea even if you don’t have “sensitive skin.”

Worse, she used the same loofah to wash her asshole and yeasty rolls before scrubbing her pussy with it. THAT’s why you’re “septa bull” to UTIs, dipshit. Smearing literal feces on your urethra will do that.