Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Punkinsplice]

I think she is still angry at her talking scale from that time it said "goodbye" after informing her she had gained 10 elbees "overnight" (quotes because I suspect she was posting weigh-ins out of order to cover her ass back then). She didn't anticipate the ridicule she got from that video, and I wouldn't put it past our gorl to hold a grudge against an inanimate object.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

When her mythical weigh in happens, I'm wondering if she'll film it or simply report it. If she does film it - which scale will she use? The talking scale has no tare function; the other 1 does. Funny that the talking scale is the one with 'wonky' batteries.

Here's a suggestion... change the batteries.

We’ll, she could use Becky and/or Dana as the tare weight then shows to the camera that she magically reached her weight goal of 170 pounds. That should shut up the hayders.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The future is not a "thing" to Amber, sadly.

And never has been since Jr. High. At least mentally. I'd say that's where she's developmentally "stuck" and likely will be the rest of her life. She sure acts the part well, but unfortunately, I have serious doubts it's an act at all. Her stupid SnapChat filters are the most obvious example, but don't ever search for any deeper meaning in anything she says or vlogs... there isn't any deeper meaning, only "I'm livvvveeeeen!" Strictly for the moment, at that.

 

[ADHD]

Shit or get off the pot, Amber.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Shit or get off the pot, Amber.

You know, she should stop watching Trisha Paytas (sp?) and James Charles and whoever else all those bubblegum for the brain people are and start watching hardcore motivation videos instead. Then get off her shelf ass, stop endlessly "thinking" about shit, and do shit instead to get it done.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

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Shit or get off the pot, Amber.

So ...she figured out to how to rig/tare the scale? Lol....

 

[iDontSmileMan]

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Shit or get off the pot, Amber.

Just step on the damn scale and take a photo of the weight already

At your size it doesn't matter if you wear clothes or not or if you took a shit or not or if you ate before or not, but that .4 matters to herrr

But no, she has to talk about thinking of doing it or not for, what, at least a month now

Not even sure why she procrastinates it for so long. The only reason I can think of is that she's trying every shit possible for her to weigh as less as possible, taking a huge shit, not eating (fasting) for a few hours etc. Which just means she didn't lose a significant amount of weight and she's desperate to prove the haydurs she lost a lot more.

 

[dingobaby]

She is like a toddler testing the boundaries of what she can get away with. She isn't weighing in (partially) because she is toying with anticipation and patience factors of her audience to find that sweet spot that keeps the herd wanting more.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Is she setting up to say thousands & Thousands & THOUSANDS of messages pleading for her to weigh in were received; that she felt she HAD to weight in so she can continue to be all inspuhrashunal - like? That or she realized the newish batch of Ambabies are getting weaned more quickly than in previous years & converting to Haydurs at a faster & higher rate of knots.

Eric Cooke's upload yesterday had no AL sightings but he let it be known they'd been up most of the night Saturday playing games en famille & that the girls were out Sunday with D & D. Ain't much dieteeeeeen' going on when the Disparate Duo are on the scene. Both Eric & Ricky looked like they'd put on some pounds over the holidays. If they gained weight, so did AL... probably at double the rate.

She continues to assure us she lost "significant" weight in November & hints she maintained in December - not buying that, especially not gaining in December & Eric's infamous 'The Blob' part of the video makes it extremely unlikely she's lost anything. BUT, if I'm stupid enough to take her at her word, both her statements that she's NOT near her highest weight & has lost all through November, she "should" be below 550 lbs.

Now if she was genuinely pursuing weight loss & overall better health, I'd also expect her to elaborate on her eating plan - HOW has she lost weight? And not that I'm cynical or anything but... show me the Fitbit readings which should be showing by now, at least 13,000 steps taken.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I do not get what she is trying to do. There are a few options:

If she was less than 550 lbs, she would had already show us her weight.
If she was over 575 lbs, there would be no way she would post her weight.
Thus, she is between 550 and 575 lbs and hope to be down a few pounds before posting her weight. I think this is a one off, and not a regular occurence.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Eh, she'll claim she got thousands and thousands of messages telling her to weigh in when SHE was ready, instead of bowing to haydur nation. It's clear she has not lost weight, based just on Eric's vlogs in the last week and a half.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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Shit or get off the pot, Amber.

What's everyone's guess on her new fake weight? Imma say 541.6

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

What's everyone's guess on her new fake weight? Imma say 541.6

610.3

 

[ADHD]

If she's willing to get on the scale, it's under the mythical 572.4.

Since she's claimed to be "maintaining" in the 560s, my guess it's probably 559 or less, possibly footage recorded sometime last year after she started pretending to exercise after the Shrimpgate outrage.

One thing for her to consider: if she's using serious fat girl angles for her videos, that's not doing her any favors, because when people see her without those angles in Eric's videos, it looks like she's gained a shitload of weight in a very short period of time.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I really hate to give her that kind of credit - that's she's smart enough to figure a way to wiggle out of weighing in for some time; "until she feels ready" considering her mentals & all. But then again, she's been a liar & stone cold manipulator all her life, judging by what she's said so that's more than a bit possible.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If she's willing to get on the scale, it's under the mythical 572.4.

Since she's claimed to be "maintaining" in the 560s, my guess it's probably 559 or less, possibly footage recorded sometime last year after she started pretending to exercise after the Shrimpgate outrage.

One thing for her to consider: if she's using serious fat girl angles for her videos, that's not doing her any favors, because when people see her without those angles in Eric's videos, it looks like she's gained a shitload of weight in a very short period of time.

One word in regard to her weight...



Laaaaaah.


600+ no matter how much bullshit she tries to wrap around it. Get on the scales and prove me wrong, Hamber.

Ain't no weigh in coming now or in the immediate future. But keep pretending about that 572.4 as long as you can.

Delusional.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Unless and until she goes to a third party location with a regulated scale, gets on, and has a third party read off the weight, I'm not going to believe it (unless she's ready to admit she's over 600 ell bees on her own, which I doubt).

 

[Army Burger]

My prediction for Amber's weight: 666. The number of the (ham)beast.

 

[raritycunt]

I think she overestimates just how much people care about her weighing in and is trying to build suspense. We can all see she’s not lost any weight and she’s looking bigger than ever, we can all see that no matter how much she puts it off she’s probably well over 600lbs by now. Even the newer viewers will probably lose interest in her faster the more she teases and tries to make it a bit secret so she should just hurry up and post her REAL weight before people just stop giving a fuck. She’s already been horrendously boring these last few months as it is, even chantals surgery and NYE hotel scandal has provided more entertainment.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I really hate to give her that kind of credit - that's she's smart enough to figure a way to wiggle out of weighing in for some time; "until she feels ready" considering her mentals & all. But then again, she's been a liar & stone cold manipulator all her life, judging by what she's said so that's more than a bit possible.

How is it smart? She literally just ignores everyone and says "muh mental health" until she feels like doing it or loses enough weight to prove the haydurs wrong lol