Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[xcointelpro]

Good advice.

It really reveals how god damn lucky this horse-tooth, button-popping, buffet-wrecking, pumpkin-smuggling melon is..

WAKE UP

WORK OUT

SHOWER

MAKE VIDEO

PLAY VIDEO AND STREAM THE REST OF THE DAY

There I made you, your own fucking list you lazy fuck.

If that's all I had to do to set my own life on track, I'd consider myself blessed. He really is squandering that winning youtube lottery ticket. All he has to do is dedicate himself to self improvement and get the fuck off twitter. What a melon.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

I suppose that depends on what actually kills him first, diabetes or cardiovascular problems.

My diabetic aunt has had multiple heart attacks already. A Type 1 person I met said she expects to get a heart attack some time in her life. And all the major pharmas are making a killing off a new class of diabetic drug that is said to reduce cardiovascular risk.

All I'm saying is that if Boogie "just" gets diabetes he's still at risk of CV death.

 

[Anti Fanta]

My diabetic aunt has had multiple heart attacks already. A Type 1 person I met said she expects to get a heart attack some time in her life. And all the major pharmas are making a killing off a new class of diabetic drug that is said to reduce cardiovascular risk.

All I'm saying is that if Boogie "just" gets diabetes he's still at risk of CV death.

I find it pretty amazing that Boogie hasn't had a heart attack already. I'm not really clued up on heart stuff but is it possible to simply not realise you're having a heart attack when you're death-fat and in pain every waking moment anyway? Could he mistake his ticker going haywire for Marco's induced heartburn?

Remember we're talking about a guy that's likely to have had small strokes and multiple seizures and ignored them for whatever reason. Oh and there's his swollen beatus legs and feet that he just doesn't do anything about because having functional limbs is too much effort for El Gigante.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

His emptiness inside is rivalled only by his outer massiveness.

I hope Boogie goes supernova instead of Betelgeuse.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I find it pretty amazing that Boogie hasn't had a heart attack already. I'm not really clued up on heart stuff but is it possible to simply not realise you're having a heart attack when you're death-fat and in pain every waking moment anyway?

According to Harvard, it happens in almost half of cases. These parts of the article seem like they'd be fitting for Boogie:

- Some people mistake their symptoms as indigestion

- People with diabetes may be less sensitive to pain because the disease can deaden nerves (a condition known as diabetic neuropathy), theoretically raising their risk for a silent heart attack

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

because having functional limbs is too much effort for El Gigante.

Boogie wishes he were El Gigante.

 

[AveraDiane]

Boogie wishes he were El Gigante.

At least El Gigante can lift.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

At least El Gigante can lift.

Not anymore. El Gigante died a couple decades ago!

 

[booklover]

One wonders how he would have made a living before You Tube.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

One wonders how he would have made a living before You Tube.

Probably in a circus sideshow as The World’s Fattest Scumbag.

 

[Evilronald]

I heard that Boogie was killed by the Iranian missile strike, can anyone confirm?

 

[AsbestosFlaygon]

I heard that Boogie was killed by the Iranian missile strike, can anyone confirm?

That was just a cover story, the US thought they had found a missing Fat Man, but they confirmed he wasn't a weapon of mass destruction and has seen been returned home.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Probably in a circus sideshow as The World’s Fattest Scumbag.

You'd have to go back before the New Deal for that. Between then and the early 2000s, he'd probably just be on welfare until he got fat enough to get extra disability money.

 

[Fish Doctor]

but they confirmed he wasn't a weapon of mass destruction

He's more of a weapon of self destruction.

 

[Mr. 0]

One wonders how he would have made a living before You Tube.

He'd mooch off of his friends and run a porn blog filled with porn ads like he did IRL

 

[xerxes]

I find it pretty amazing that Boogie hasn't had a heart attack already. I'm not really clued up on heart stuff but is it possible to simply not realise you're having a heart attack when you're death-fat and in pain every waking moment anyway? Could he mistake his ticker going haywire for Marco's induced heartburn?

Remember we're talking about a guy that's likely to have had small strokes and multiple seizures and ignored them for whatever reason. Oh and there's his swollen beatus legs and feet that he just doesn't do anything about because having functional limbs is too much effort for El Gigante.

I suspect that one day he will just drop dead and some months down the line his door will be busted open, whether for unpaid taxes or for the smell. They will come across something that even the Filth channel on youtube cannot comprehend, and they have seen some shit in their time.

Meanwhile on youtube, his fans will still be saying "OMG you are such an inspiration!" to a lard corpse that belongs somewhere in the Eye of Terror.

 

[fuckass]

Can't wait for the Another Dirty Room episode where they go around Boogie's house. No it won't be after he's died, he'll just be awkwardly scooting around in his hovaround pretending to play along like he's one of the guys. You know, like he did before the divorce when he'd drink mountain dew and play nice with the dudes that'd gorilla fuck his wife long dick style.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

one day he will just drop dead and some months down the line his door will be busted open

Nah, it'll take a week, maybe two before they find his body because someone's bound to notice that Boogie's stopped complaining on Twitter.

 

[Observotron]

Nah, it'll take a week, maybe two before they find his body because someone's bound to notice that Boogie's stopped complaining on Twitter.

I would honestly give it like 3 days. How long has he gone without a daily internet presence.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Some gold here;

r/SamandTolki - One of Boogie's DMs from tonight's meltdown

72 votes and 39 comments so far on Reddit

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"I lied about it in the early 2 thousands because my mom taught Head Start and a lot of children who she taught knew who I was and I didn't feel comfortable talking about those things because I was afraid I would hurt those people.

So yes I lied about being molested and saying it never happened to cover for my abusers.

But a few years ago after talking with my brother I remembered a lot of the abuse in great detail and I talked to a therapist about it and she encouraged me to open up about it online as doing so could help me and other people.

So I started telling the truth. 7:11 PM You already know what happened between me and my sister but we have put that behind us now with us last visit. She's not comfortable admitting to it and I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen so that we can be family.

My mother tried to teach me that sex was dirty and awful and wrong. I walked in on her cheating on my dad once and she said the man was raping her. She used to kick me in the nits and grab and twist my cock and balls to punish me.

My dad tried to do the opposit and show me that sex was good. He showed me panada fee before I was even 10 and tried to teach me how to masturbate by doing in front of me a few times even before I was in puberty.

That's the bulk of what happened know I guess theres probly some details on forgetting at the moment."

My favorite part was him calling his sister a liar because she's too embarrassed about being molested but it totes happened you guys.

I can't tell who got this DM, if it was directly to the OP and whether or not the OP is anyone of note or just some random person who got Steve's attention on Twitter. But I like to think it's just some no-name that got the better of him and enraged him enough to send a wall of text about how his sister totally got diddled.