Manosphere Fonduman / mooooo - (he shits up our loveshy threads)

[Saul Goodman]

The glory of reality beats @mooooo once again.

FTFY

 

[CatParty]

@mooooo changing your name to "Bob dole" and aging yourself 2 years confirm what we have archived

 

[XH 502]

So @mooooo, I have a question for you when you come back.

Why are you renouncing British citizenship in the process of bringing your wife over from Singapore? The process you outlined on the LS forums just seems like the most convoluted way of getting her some sort of permanent residency status.

 

[Saul Goodman]

@mooooo changing your name to "Bob dole" and aging yourself 2 years confirm what we have archived

I have more (and definitive) confirmation. But let's keep our cards down unless he forces us to play them. As I said, there's something about his cringeworthy drivel that -- when channeled appropriately -- I find entertaining.

 

[melty]

This is why you don't learn. Statements are judged by their own merit. If something makes sense, it doesn't matter who said it. You blinker yourself by dismissing all statements from a certain group of people, and using your dismissal as proof that they weren't worth listening to in the first place in a piece of circular logic.

Except your statements don't make any sense either. So we're trying to give you the benefit of the doubt on some kind of credibility but you don't have any of that either.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

@mooooo changing your name to "Bob dole" and aging yourself 2 years confirm what we have archived

Bob Dole wtf. Nice random access humor, sperg.

 

[Atsimuel]

So @mooooo, I have a question for you when you come back.

Why are you renouncing British citizenship in the process of bringing your wife over from Singapore? The process you outlined on the LS forums just seems like the most convoluted way of getting her some sort of permanent residency status.

If he was planning on moving to the Republic of Ireland, I could sort of see how that might help. As far as I understand it he still live in Northern Ireland though.

 

[melty]

What I don't get is, why do you keep posting the one with the skin retracted? I thought it was foreskin americans are terrified of because the majority were mutilated. The pic you post of the lovely vibrant purple head seems fine to me

Why did you post your dick on the Internet on the first place? Why do guys think anyone wants to see that. They really don't.

 

[Saul Goodman]

If he was planning on moving to the Republic of Ireland, I could sort of see how that might help. As far as I understand it he still live in Northern Ireland though.

Unless things have changed, being born in Northern Ireland gets you automatic dual citizenship -- UK and Ireland.

Edit: And having non-UK EU citizenship can actually smooth things out in terms of living in the UK in some odd circumstances. As I'm an American and not British/European lawyer, and not specializing in immigration at any rate, I don't remember details, but I do know that such situations occur.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Wait, people weren't joking about the mail order bride thing? Why couldn't you just buy a Real Doll and call it a day? I don't think dolls can run away, just saying.

 

[Lechugark]

Wait, people weren't joking about the mail order bride thing? Why couldn't you just buy a Real Doll and call it a day? I don't think dolls can run away, just saying.

its all about his shyness issues, you will never get a real answer because he will take the turnpike there, its like a shield for them , at least in their minds

 

[Atsimuel]

So @mooooo, Ulster or Northern Ireland?

 

[BT 075]

Wait, people weren't joking about the mail order bride thing? Why couldn't you just buy a Real Doll and call it a day? I don't think dolls can run away, just saying.

The doll won't laugh at his tiny penis.

 

[XH 502]

Unless things have changed, being born in Northern Ireland gets you automatic dual citizenship -- UK and Ireland.

Edit: And having non-UK EU citizenship can actually smooth things out in terms of living in the UK in some odd circumstances. As I'm an American and not British/European lawyer, and not specializing in immigration at any rate, I don't remember details, but I do know that such situations occur.

My primary suspicion is that she's not 18 yet and therefore he can't claim her as his spouse.

 

[Tookie]

Unless things have changed, being born in Northern Ireland gets you automatic dual citizenship -- UK and Ireland.

Edit: And having non-UK EU citizenship can actually smooth things out in terms of living in the UK in some odd circumstances. As I'm an American and not British/European lawyer, and not specializing in immigration at any rate, I don't remember details, but I do know that such situations occur.

I wonder if he's a unionist or a nationalist...

I would guess that in some legal situations the EU embassy from whatever country you have citizenship in can intervene in the process. I know that a large part of why the United States doesn't officially recognize dual citizenship is to prevent people from demanding consular support if they wind up in the judicial system.

 

[Saul Goodman]

My primary suspicion is that she's not 18 yet and therefore he can't claim her as his spouse.

Update: The visa drama was older. I dug up this lovely thread where Fonduman is trying to mail order Enginehead without marrying her, because marriage is bad you see, because, um, men's rights. And that's why the dumb fucker was considering renouncing his citizenship.

Eventually he gave in and married her and that's why she's here now -- and how she kindly helped him take the picture of his diploma that led me to his doxx.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Tasty new content:

Fonduman has Questions:

About why the ladies don't get wet for his epic "love poems." Archived here.

About how to smuggle his waifu into the country without getting married (because "I'm strongly against marriage as it exists these days. I want to know I have a future, not that I can become a financial slave at a girl's whim. So, avoiding it is practically crucial"). Archives here and here.

And Fonduman has Answers:

For love-shies on how to ask a girl out (Editor's Note: @mooooo was still an incel when he wrote this). Archived here.

For fellow romantic poets. Archived here.

About disturbing dreams (and who knows "disturbing" like Fonduman?). Archived here.

Enjoy, my fellow Kiwis. Enjoy.

 

[Saul Goodman]

And now, because I have nothing better to do, a deconstructive reading of @mooooo 's schoolboy lady troubles.

Because perhaps i dont have much confidence or experience, i've never really made much of a move on girls. . . . so, i thought, i need something definitive if i was to get anywhere. poetry is something i like to think i have a knack for, so i had a try at making a love poem. . . . even then i doubted if it would be a good idea to give it to her, but i was at the point where i was desperate for any reaction at all. it was probably the first time that i had explicitly made my feelings clear to a girl, and i still was apprehensive about it, so i made it annonymous, typed it on computer, and slipped it under her bedroom door when she was out. . . .

Today, i got my reaction. of all the reactions i had considered, total alienation wasnt one of them. apparently, they got together and decided i must have been the one who wrote it, seeing as the girl is avoiding speaking to me, and the rest seem somewhat evasive. none have raised the matter directly to my face, and i cant raise it without showing i knew of the poem. . . .

So, i guess my question is, is this what i get for my sincerity? the only person here probably who has revealed his true feelings and i feel suddenly like an outcast, like i have broken a hidden code among us that all must play act on the surface or be branded a freak.

This, in a nutshell, is what we're trying to tell you, @mooooo . You need to start seeing things as they are. Not as you want them to be.

You hid your feelings, you were insincere. Instead of asking a girl out normally, you wrote her an epic love poem, then delivered it in an anonymous, super-creepy fashion. And then you're shocked that when she figures out who wrote it, she gets freaked out instead of impaling herself on your tiny prick.

You conclude that the problem was that you were "sincere," that you "revealed your true feelings" and didn't "play act." No. The problem was that you were creepy, and anonymous. You weren't up front and honest -- you weren't *sincere* -- enough. That was the problem.

That, and the fact that the girl was probably hot, and you're well, you.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I don't know any girls who are in to poetry past age 16. (When it would be considered cute and charming)

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I don't know any girls who are in to poetry past age 16. (When it would be considered cute and charming)

Yeah, I can't think of a single grown woman who is wooed by poetry. I know plenty who appreciate poetry, but aren't charmed by it. I also can't think of a single woman who would date someone like @mooooo.