Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Adamska said:
Okay, so you're now picking on a developmentally disabled lunatic by making fake and gay calls that can get you and the hole in trouble for wasting resources and with evidence proving you provoke him as much as he does it on his own too.

Such cowardice, such bitchbabiness. Wow.
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I really didn't want to comment here, as these lolcows are on a insane level even for me. But this...

As far as I know, sending dildos by mail is not a crime per se, but it could count as stalking. There was a case, some time ago- you guys probably remember it- of a man who could not get over his ex. He mailed her sex toys on a weekly basis.

Until, a day, he cut the power on her house and tried to kill her. She was ready, and shot him dead, but if not by that gun, he would have killed her.

And let's face it, even if it is not a crime, Marshall's just being a sick fucker. Again.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Marine hand to hand combat sucks even if you were a marine. Marines are not even top tier. Thet have over inflated egos from their brainwashing and it gets them killed all the time. I actually fought a marine before and I wasnt impressed at all.
 
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Marshall-Law said:
Marine hand to hand combat sucks even if you were a marine. Marines are not even top tier. Thet have over inflated egos from their brainwashing and it gets them killed all the time. I actually fought a marine before and I wasnt impressed at all.
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You can't even beat up Andrew and have to go running to the cops lmao. What kind of loser can't even protect his woman smdh tbqh famalam. Are you specifically scared of Andrew or just a coward in general?
 
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Marshall-Law said:
I was trained by ex russian Special forces who are the best in the world. That patch I earned and is my achievement for my training. Its equivalent to a black belt. I care not about politics or world affairs. Russian Spetnaz are the best hand to hand combat practitioners across the earth. I am honored to receive their training. It's so good the CIA hired russian defectors to train their field agents. You think Jason Bourn is good on in the movies? I can do that in real life. Killing is a art.
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Based schizo-poster
 
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He's totally done with Melinda for real this time guys and his latest ex has a PO out on him for no reason. True cows never change.
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No theres a reason for the PO
The reason is she is a wimp and a coward and i agreed to a 2 year po to make her happy. I was going to fight it and i probably would have successfully fought against it. I decided that fighting it would only push her away further so i just was like ok and i agreed to it.
 
xtamarlover said:
No theres a reason for the PO
The reason is she is a wimp and a coward and i agreed to a 2 year po to make her happy. I was going to fight it and i probably would have successfully fought against it. I decided that fighting it would only push her away further so i just was like ok and i agreed to it.
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All of my exes have protective orders out on me because they're wimps too. I feel your pain.
 
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Marshall-Law said:
Marine hand to hand combat sucks even if you were a marine. Marines are not even top tier. Thet have over inflated egos from their brainwashing and it gets them killed all the time. I actually fought a marine before and I wasnt impressed at all.
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lol no you didn't ya manlet; you had to run to the FBI to fuck with a developmentally disabled lunatic; the only victory you've had was strangling a smaller and weaker woman than you. Even crayon eaters like the Marines would turn you into a quivering ball of pain... oh wait, no. You'd be too busy sobbing behind a door and begging Yahooey to save you from your own stupid posturing if you got into said fight.

That you're trying to lie like this proves you maybe clock in at around a 70 or so IQ wise, since only room temperature IQ tards try to keep lying when they've been caught out. Look at doofs like Shaner or ADF; I bet you were in tard classes until you dropped out; you just seem too retarded to have a GED.

If you have any "belts" I'd not be shocked if you went to a Belt Mill like your hole of a "wife" got some toilet paper from a diploma mill.
 
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@TamarYaelBatYah Bitch I see you lurking in this thread.
 
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Marshall-Law said:
I was trained by ex russian Special forces who are the best in the world. That patch I earned and is my achievement for my training. Its equivalent to a black belt. I care not about politics or world affairs. Russian Spetnaz are the best hand to hand combat practitioners across the earth. I am honored to receive their training. It's so good the CIA hired russian defectors to train their field agents. You think Jason Bourn is good on in the movies? I can do that in real life. Killing is a art.
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You are so autistic.
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This is a simulation of what would happen on a battlefield against Kiwifarms. Any kiwi fags want to challenge me on Call of Duty mobile come and get slaughtered.View attachment 1089468
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Hi Marshall. How was work today?
 
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This is a simulation of what would happen on a battlefield against Kiwifarms. Any kiwi fags want to challenge me on Call of Duty mobile come and get slaughtered.View attachment 1089468
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How long have you let your woman be harassed by a man you are afraid of? Why won't you do anything about it? How long will you let it continue?

Also, this is precious as fuck.
 
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