Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Pack it up people, he fucking nailed us.

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Lowtax’s soon to be ex-wife is dropping truth bombs about Logan Day. Implying she’s a trust fund dependent kook role playing a woke girl online.

A trust fund would explain Lowtax’s three weeks in Utah. It would also explain his recent decisions about the forum to keep woke white Mormon happy with the SA brand she covets.

I can’t tell you how deliciously ironic it would be for Lowtax to be beholden to a BPD nutcase sugar mommy drug addict.

Maplewife (if that is indeed Maplewife and not someone else) seems to be having fun on twitter so far, dropping some lols.

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Something Awful invented a lot of things they now deny vehemently. Image macros in the modern sense, nigh all the memes their community is associated with, doxing like is done here, taking a shit on internet weirdos (which they won't do anymore since they became them), becoming known as the biggest hive of politically incorrect edgelords on the internet.......the list goes on.

Someone earlier in the SA thread was likely right when they pegged their denial of their past on mass troll's remorse, it's the only to make sense of how extreme their disavowal of what gave SA it's name to begin with is.

Lowtax is older now and feeling the burn from all that shit backfiring and making him out to look bad, so not surprised he's trying hardest to deny his past.

SA invented a ton of things and its amazing how much of an idiot Richard was to avoid taking advantage of literally any of them except for getting punched in the head by a meme director. It's honestly impressive how much of a fuck up he is.

Still, FYAD was a mercy kill.
 
A dramatic decrease in sex drive in men has always underlying issues, it is not natural. Not at 70 and especially not in your early 40s. Especially if it's sudden. Lowtax is a bit old and a bit too little repressed to realize that he was a faggot all along (although he's probably always been bi, how strangely fitting for a man who can literally make no decision about anything) so that's probably not the problem. I'd blame the pill cocktail. Also there's been very recent stuff that suggests that antidepressants can lower sexual desire and potency in men long after cessation and sometimes even permanently. The causes aren't known.

I said it earlier in this thread, some morning nigga will just lie dead in his bed. It's a very common end for long-time pillheads.

Sexual dysfunction is notorious in opioid addicts. (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4201785/ - one of many papers on this topic).

The near/constant agonism of the opioid receptor systems signals downregulation - telling the body not to produce as many endogenous chemicals which fit into opiate receptor slots, because we have to manage our reserves of precursors. This same concept applies to GABA receptor, which is agonised by alcohol and benzodiazepines. Withdrawal from opioids, alcohol/benzos are notorious due these alterations in self-production of biochemicals - it can be lethal in the case of the GABA system.

These systems (opioid, excitatory) don't just exist for their named purpose of pain or response to stimulation, but also to modulate other systems of the body including hormone production. So when you're downregulated in your opioid production, it doesn't just affect your normal sensation of pain, but more ambiguous areas like libido, motivation, incentive - and concrete areas like impotence.

Say a person is in debilitating congenital pain, his opioid production is no longer upregulated since he's been in constant pain for months. His previous high production levels depleted reserves of precursors and his diet sucks because he can't get shit done due to the pain. It's not in survival interests to try to usurp a female mate of higher-rank who shows interest in other males. It is unlikely he has anything enticing to offer much less his unfit body, so she can fight/evade him herself, and her prospective high-value male interest would drive home the point simply to have her as part of a harem of prospective mates if she is high value, to increase his own value to attain more high-value mates. So our bodies already know when opioid systems are agonised yet downregulated, meaning there are opiate chemicals in the receptor but not many are being self-produced, that's a really, really bad time to flood the body with constant boner producing hormones.
 
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Nice touch whoever made this though, giving LA a classic troon style avatar

This, and Lowtax going to such pains to refute it, actually makes me think it was Ashley. How would LowT know if it was Ashley or not seeing as though he has no contact with her and can’t even serve her divorce papers?

Creating a new account to post on the DL makes sense. She went from having most of her social contact online to nothing once she left Lowtax. The account was active for awhile before it jumped into the fray on the Vice article.

Some weird SA types were jumping to interact with her account after it wa created. One in particular ranting about Lowtax’s lack of wokeness. Lol. Troons against Lowtax we’re ready to be her faux-allies.

Probably best for her to stay quiet and off SM but I could see how a dumb ass licking Vice article prompted an outburst. I don’t believe Lowtax would have any clue if it was or wasn’t her.
 
Sexual dysfunction is notorious in opioid addicts.

Same as Alkies and coke heads... All I know is certain antidepressents just make it a bit harder to get off, but they also make you more horny than a depressed Loltax... Opiods, and barefoot... Hahaha. Cunt. Just going on longer than usual is fantastic, lying on a couch while a goon drives over to the old office while your kids and canuck wife are at home with Shmorky is a bit weird.
 
Pack it up people, he fucking nailed us.

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"That's not my real wife posting those vicious twitter owns on me and my mormon cokewhore" lol, ok, please keep posting these sick counter-owns, LowT. I'll give your screencaps our highest upvotes!
(btw, wtf was he even trying to say in his first extremely angry incoherent one?)
 
Lowtax is older now and feeling the burn from all that shit backfiring and making him out to look bad, so not surprised he's trying hardest to deny his past.

If he killed himself tomorrow, all the troons whose cocks he voraciously sucks would take a shit on his grave and put "He was a Nazi" on his tombstone.

This, and Lowtax going to such pains to refute it, actually makes me think it was Ashley. How would LowT know if it was Ashley or not seeing as though he has no contact with her and can’t even serve her divorce papers?

I don't even believe that's true. I think it serves both their interests not to have whatever legal proceedings need to happen go forward right now, though, so they're playing dumb games. I think Richard's games are dumber and he's going to get hammered.
 
Some butthurt FYAD goon posted some caps of a fb conversation with wacky woke wichard way down in the thread under the Vice article.

it "confirms" the obvious, killing FYAD was the path of least resistance, as opposed to dealing with screeching troons 'til the end of times.

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So this limp dick cuck is literally telling the troons he did what they wanted because they were crazy and he thinks they won't just make even more insane demands now?
 
Some butthurt FYAD goon posted some caps of a fb conversation with wacky woke wichard way down in the thread under the Vice article.

it "confirms" the obvious, killing FYAD was the path of least resistance, as opposed to dealing with screeching troons 'til the end of times.

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He just can't help but to find new ways to make his choices blow up on him. Mormon gf should move in with him for 24/7 social media & brand management before he irrevocably destroys everything even more
 
He lost another 40 bucks since the beginning of the week, I dunno, I think most patreon-whores would find this trend alarming. Especially how it sorta only goes into one direction and not the other. What do you think at what limit he'll start ramping up the ebegging and what he'll ebeg with? My guess is either legal costs or the good old unspecified "debt".
 
He lost another 40 bucks since the beginning of the week, I dunno, I think most patreon-whores would find this trend alarming. Especially how it sorta only goes into one direction and not the other. What do you think at what limit he'll start ramping up the ebegging and what he'll ebeg with? My guess is either legal costs or the good old unspecified "debt".
My guess is the troon gold standard for ebegging : srs surgery $. I can't wait till he gets to the voice training $ grab tho, will he get squeakier than Schmorky?
 
He just can't help but to find new ways to make his choices blow up on him. Mormon gf should move in with him for 24/7 social media & brand management before he irrevocably destroys everything even more
I'm sure that worthless cum dumpster being hands on would crash and burn what little lowtax has left far quicker than his apathy and unwillingness to do anything.
 
He just can't help but to find new ways to make his choices blow up on him. Mormon gf should move in with him for 24/7 social media & brand management before he irrevocably destroys everything even more
Looks like someone is getting less shy about blatantly being the side piece.
Edit: looks like she reads this thread. Hey Logan. You can still tell you're fat under your clothes.
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Looks like something is happening this Friday and as always, Lowtax is gleeful about it. Doesn't at all come off like an abusive dude.
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