Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Begemot]

I didn't knew KF is some kind of roleplay forum till now.

This thread is gold. So much lulz.

Wait until you get to the part where Marshall is 'plundered' by an array of leering bucks, just like in real life.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I know sound gamers and they recommended me to stream it to make cash. I will consider.

Is that a plagiarized Batman logo in your icon?

 

[Baby Yoda]

Is that a plagiarized Batman logo in your icon?

It's the Russian Military Intelligence's logo. They are called the Spetsnaz/GRU. I bet Marshall googled "Most insane military insignia's" and picked the one he thought would make him look badass.

If the FBI needs to pay a visit to anyone, it's Marshall for LARPing as a Russian agent and laughing about dead American children being bombed by Iran.

 

[Crabbo]

Heres a question for @TamarYaelBatYah, do you look at any other threads on here, or just your own?

 

[Toasty]

Good morning. I see we're off to yet another day of Mindy LANCBing furiously with one hand, peppered with the occasional "arr matey" for authenticity. Pity her pirating larp is as accurate as her Jewish larp. Which is to say not at all.
@TamarYaelBatYah have you ever even been in a sail boat? Or any boat at all?

 

[Spergichu]

Heres a question for @TamarYaelBatYah, do you look at any other threads on here, or just your own?

Probably nothing outside of her small circle of current and former acquaintances. I wonder what her opinion is in other lolcows. @TamarYaelBatYah, how do you feel about Chris-Chan claiming to be an inter-dimensional video game console goddess?

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Trump just sealed America's fate. Media Persia Is prophesied to invade Babylon. New Babylon is going to get crushed by Iran which is ? History repeats itself:your former ancestors thought they could kill YHUH:you and your children will be utterly fucking burned alive. None of your bloodline will survive and no body will every remember America again. The world will rejoice in the destruction of America. You time is short. Even american citizens rejoice at the thought of this nations destruction. This wicked and corrupt nation will be burned. Americas own people write songs about it. Amazing

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Imagine being this buttflustered that your crayon-written legal complaints get laughed out of the room before they even reach a judge.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Hey @TamarYaelBatYah have you heard of a man named Jack Scalfani and what are your thoughts on him? You said you liked cooking and were a great chef. You might benefit from taking all of your cooking advice from Jack Scalfani.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You are a very violent little man, you know that? You've either got some fucked up views of the Torah or the worst case of short man's syndrome ever. Probably both.

It's probably because he has a small penis and can't last more than a few minutes in bed. Why do you think Melinda comes to the website a lot now? He can't please her.

 

[Toasty]

History repeats itself:your former ancestors thought they could kill YHUH:

So by this think he means the people the world commonly accepted as Jewish, who populate Israel, and who are blamed by white supremacists for killing Jesus. ( Even though everyone knows it was the romans who did it because he was a political agitator.) They also refer to these Jewish people as the "Synagogue of Satan," and say that white Europeans are the real Hebrew nation, and the people recognized as Jewish by the whole world are fakes who have defrauded the the real Jews ( white supremacist trash like Mindy)
Edit: what I can't figure out is how someone has * former*ancestors. What the fuck?


Edit 2: jeez y'all. I know, I was aiming for their perspective, which, yes, is dumb.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@Toasty, it's best not to try and understand what exceptional people mean. Just sit back and laugh at them. These trailer trash aren't even smart enough to make moonshine, you can't except them to understand the Tanakh.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

From the annals of Tamar's pirate journal:

Friday, January 9th: Morning has just nearly come and as I attempted to sail away the pirate ships from Kiwi Farms tried to advance on me again. Each time I have left their port they send battallions after my ship. I saw evidence that they had attempted to raid the cabins of my boat and get into my children's quarters. There were large claw marks on the door. Fortunately they got no further than the front door. My slaves and firstborn loyal son kept them safe while I was upon the island.

I also found a man in armor on my ship this morning. He says he also visited the island. He wears a clad iron mask but says he intends me no harm. His voice is familiar like Marshall's but he will not remove his mask to show me his face. He only states he wishes to join me in battle against their ships. I shared my bread with him. He told me he could tell I was a Jewish Gypsy by the taste of it.

Their king appeared on one of their vessels. I have not seen him on the island much. He appeared to be angry at the man who wears the armor.

My study of the island is complete and I had hoped to sail on without further attacks from their ships. It looks as though their ships travel out after boats to launch new attacks. It will be difficult to hide my ship but 2 days ago I found a secret passage that leads to where they cannot find me. Their boats are very wide and the passage does not allow for the width of their boats. The found an old book in my library with a map of the passage. I hope the battle today to be short... and to make it back to my port before Sabbath


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Kaptain KAK'S Journal: Day 9

Reporting in as Kapn' KookiesNKreem, captain of the Gran Autismo prison ship.

I checked on the prisoner today after performing my normal duties as a human being. She's still here, and even though we've made it clear she came to us and can leave whenever she wants, the woman insists on screaming until her point gets across. I'm not even sure what that point is, so she's going to be here a while, I imagine.

It's hard to believe it was only a few days ago when she tried to 'destroy' us. It was kind of cute, in a messed-up way. Like a chihuahua mindlessly barking and yapping at a doberman minding its own business. We were at port refilling our Fanta supply, and suddenly she came barreling down the dock, screeching something about "Lawsuits" and "Torah". Naturally, because we're pirates, we don't give two shits about that, so we laughed at her.

To our surprise, she presented a piece of paper and demanded we take down our ship because we mentioned her once- unfortunately it wasn't approved by anyone, it was written in crayon, and I'm fairly certain the paper was just a Texas Roadhouse menu. When we pointed this out, of course by calling her an idiot, she got angry and charged our boat. Once she got on, she stood in the middle of the deck and screamed loudly about how we were Pagans and somebody named 'Yahooey' (or is it YHWH, or YHUH?) was going to punish us. We responded by laughing at her again and sending her to the brig to scream mindlessly at the cage. She hasn't stopped in days, and I have to sleep with earplugs because every night she wakes the crew up by screaming "LAWSUIT"! and scribbling demands on crumpled-up take out menus. She keeps referring to her little charge as a 'battle'. We call it 'an autistic freakout' on board the Gran Autismo.

She also had a companion- an angry little man who I honestly thought was an aggressive garden gnome when I first saw him. After we apprehended her he started yelling about how he was going to kill us and immolate our children, and looked like he was ready to fight. I sent the deckhand- some kid with red hair- to chase him off. The moment he got poked with the mop, he screeched like a chimpanzee and curled into a ball. The woman started yelling about how we abused her husband. I took a look at his wanted poster and learned he once abused a woman himself- what this new bitch saw in him is anyones guess, but I imagine that crazy attracts crazy. Birds of a feather crew together, after all. I think he's still crying on the dock. How this whiner managed to get a woman- even a batshit insane one- is anybody's guess.

Even now, she's yelping and whining about being some sort of victim and threatening to sue us. I think at this point, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy: she's going to constantly stay here and scream, and we're going to laugh, causing her to scream again. Call it captain's intuition, but she doesnt seem like she knows when to stop. The dwarf, on the other hand, just needs a few pokes with the mop to shut him up for a few hours. If these two are pirates, then I'm the Queen of England. Just another day in the life of a Kiwi F-ARRRR-Mer.

I'll keep the Supreme Ooperator updated with reports of the prisoner's activity. We're en route to Jew Island to put them with the others now. I swear, where does he find these people?

Yours,

Kapn' KookiesNKreem, 16th Division Commander of the Kool Kiwi Klub Pirates

 

[Shaka Brah]

So by this think he means the people the world commonly accepted as Jewish, who populate Israel, and who are blamed by white supremacists for killing Jesus. ( Even though everyone knows it was the romans who did it because he was a political agitator.) They also refer to these Jewish people as the "Synagogue of Satan," and say that white Europeans are the real Hebrew nation, and the people recognized as Jewish by the whole world are fakes who have defrauded the the real Jews ( white supremacist trash like Mindy)
Edit: what I can't figure out is how someone has * former*ancestors. What the fuck?

You should read Matthew 27. Pilate allowed Jesus to be crucified because the Jewish leadership threatened revolt if he didn't. All of the charges against him were brought by the Temple, not the Romans.

 

[murgatroid]

Melinda Leigh Scott gets so wet she slides out of her seat whenever Marshall Castersen comes for his once a week visit dressed in a childrens pirate costume to fulfill her pirate fetish. A once a week fuck session is all it takes for Melinda to consider it a "Living Apart Together" relationship.

 

[Marshall Castersen]

atha

You are a very violent little man, you know that? You've either got some fucked up views of the Torah or the worst case of short man's syndrome ever. Probably both.

Have you considered streaming? If you sit on your ass all day playing video games, you might as well try to make some cash off it. Who knows: you might even be able to yell at more people about the glory of Yahooey. DSP still gets donors, so you've got a chance!

It's not nice pretending to be a jew by fantasizing about the death of american children, Marshall.

I dont fantasize about this. All the people who ever been fucked over by the system do. American exceptionalism has blind Americans of what is coming. You praise your leaders for bombing other peoples children but never think it will happen to your own. It is written and it will happen. Russia ( Magog) and Iran ( Media Pesia) will fuck up the United States. They will attack from the north and will slaughter man woman and child. You think the people will fight for this corrupt nation? Americans are fattened and lazy for the slaughter. All the technology will be useless with out fuel and electricity. US military has become soft and cant not fight without air support. I will laugh when this country gets its retribution for its opression. I hope I live to see it. I left the military because the US is corrupt to its core and their is no remedy for her crimes and YHUH already seal this nations fate. Its chaff for the fire. Babylon the great will be destroyed in one hour. Their will be a small remnant of survivors for witnesses. But this country will turn into a wasteland and inhabitable forever. It is written and your children's fate is seal for destruction. Because of your pride and lavish lives. YHUH will humble this nation.
The kings of the earth who went whoring with her and shared her luxury will sob and wail over her when they see the smoke as she burns. 10 Standing at a distance, for fear of her torment, they will say,
Revelations 18
“Oh no! The great city!
Bavel, the mighty city!
In a single hour
your judgment has come!”
11 The world’s businessmen weep and mourn over her, because no one is buying their merchandise any more — 12 stocks of gold and silver, gems and pearls, fine linen and purple, silk and scarlet, all rare woods, all ivory goods, all kinds of things made of scented wood, brass, iron and marble; 13 cinnamon, cardamom, incense, myrrh, frankincense, wine, oil, flour, grain, cattle, sheep, horses, chariots — and bodies — and people’s souls.

14 The fruits you lusted for with all your heart have gone!
All the luxury and flashiness have been destroyed, never to return!
15 The sellers of these things, who got rich from her, will stand at a distance, for fear of her torment, weeping and mourning, 16 and saying,

“Oh no! The great city used to wear fine linen, purple and scarlet!
She glittered with gold, precious stones and pearls!
17 Such great wealth —
in a single hour, ruined!”
All the ship masters, passengers, sailors and everyone making his living from the sea stood at a distance 18 and cried out when they saw the smoke as she burned, “What city was like the great city?” 19 And they threw dust on their heads as they wept and mourned, saying,

“Oh no! The great city!
The abundance of her wealth
made all the ship owners rich!
In a single hour she is ruined!”

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Melinda Leigh Scott can't stop herself from sliding out of her seat whenever Marshall Castersen comes for his once a week visit dressed in a childrens pirate costume to fufill her pirate fetish. A once a week fuck session is all it takes for Melinda to consider it a "Living Apart Together" relationship.

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Hm, try at lease once a day. He'll give it to me 3 times a day if I asked. You have the wrong concept of LAT!

You should read Matthew 27. Pilate allowed Jesus to be crucified because the Jewish leadership threatened revolt if he didn't. All of the charges against him were brought by the Temple, not the Romans.

Im already very familiar with the story line in those chapters. I have consistently maintained my position that the Sanhedrin, not the Romans asked for The Messiah to be killed on the stake ("cross" is historically inaccurate)

 

[Toasty]

He slipped up and called her a booty call, and she decided he was playing pirates instead of accidentally telling the truth. And so here we are.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

It's probably because he has a small penis and can't last more than a few minutes in bed. Why do you think Melinda comes to the website a lot now? He can't please her.

I have no complaints about his penis size, and it isn't small. In fact, I'm very satisfied with his penis size and our sex life, I'm not here for sexual gratification. And let yourself be reminded of an old saying that women hold dear: "it isn't the size, it's how he uses it"! Lucky for me, Marshall knows how to use it

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hm, try at lease once a day. He'll give it to me 3 times a day if I asked. You have the wrong concept of LAT!

15 minutes of sex isn't something to gloat about. At that point you may as well get a vibrator, but I guess all you get is minute men you'd be used to it.

 

[Baby Yoda]