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I'm more shocked that I'm not shocked by this at all. (The dead cat photo or "Kitler".) RIP Kitler. You're probably way better off.
Edit: I'm a dumbass.
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
- Thread starter Smutley
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Edit: I'm a dumbass.
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- Nov 30, 2014
I wonder what Walmart she's registered at for the wedding
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- Mar 4, 2015
There's actually a whole side dedicated to kitlers (cats that have Hitleresque fire patterns) I'm having a hard time believing Sammy knows the reference.
Someone else must have named it.
I prefer Chairman Meow myself.
Someone else must have named it.
I prefer Chairman Meow myself.
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- Apr 6, 2019
Curious, did Dalton’s mom own the horses? Because last I checked those horses could be sold for a pretty penny. At least enough to buy a new shitty trailer. But, yes, I realize Dalton is just throwing a pity party to get money for himself and whatever drug he’s on.
Damn, I was hoping Sammie would be temporarily arrested so we could get a post about how she lost her totally real baby in jail because of the stress. Oh well. Guess we’ll wait for the equally real wedding and birth.
Damn, I was hoping Sammie would be temporarily arrested so we could get a post about how she lost her totally real baby in jail because of the stress. Oh well. Guess we’ll wait for the equally real wedding and birth.
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- Jun 6, 2015
Just basic bitch, no lineage horses can go for like, a few hundred dollars depending on condition and temperament. If she has insurance she's fine. But, uh, I really doubt she has insurance. Assuming she actually owned/had it paid off... I think it's far more likely she was renting.
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- Mar 4, 2015
Yeah, those are dog food horses if anything. You can buy them for pennies on the pound.
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Some goofy bitch left this under the picture of Kitler. I hope she's talking about Ben getting better, but I can believe a friend of Sammie thinks a dead cat could get better.
In other news. I think a chimp out is coming soon.
Apparently Raven is pregnant... but she still got a fucking job. She's the only person in this whole thread who HAS a job. I don't know if Austin is collecting tard bucks, but I don't think he's working. It makes me worry that Raven is getting into a hole by having a kid with him, because she SEEMS to be a nice girl. But I guess it's too late to worry about that.
In other news. I think a chimp out is coming soon.
Apparently Raven is pregnant... but she still got a fucking job. She's the only person in this whole thread who HAS a job. I don't know if Austin is collecting tard bucks, but I don't think he's working. It makes me worry that Raven is getting into a hole by having a kid with him, because she SEEMS to be a nice girl. But I guess it's too late to worry about that.
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Just a reminder; Sammie has been dating Matthew for twoish weeks. He's met Ben and Lucy once. Austin is very involved in his childrens lives. Sammie changes perspective halfway through the post, which makes me think the text is stolen, since apparently that's a thing she does now. This is hilarious to me. I think she's REALLY trying to drag Austin because he's gotten another woman pregnant.
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Do you reckon the downy NOTW ever brings up her incessant social media bullshit in person? Bc he never seems to comment "um no this is not an accurate statement" like a normal person would.
Maybe he is literally too braindead to understand the concept of truth? He sure looks it
JackDonaghysSecretLover
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They probably can't read it
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- Jun 6, 2015
He's probably getting pussy and weed money, he doesn't care what she does on Facebook. None of them ever do. Dalton was the only one who ever engaged in her FB bullshit, and he seems just as crazy as she is.
ETA: Yikes.
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Imagine the bar you set for your life being so low doing your community service is a life progression move.
Ew.
rotfl please let it be Dalton asking about her. Dalton was always the best NOTW because he put his side of the re.tardation online.
Ew.
rotfl please let it be Dalton asking about her. Dalton was always the best NOTW because he put his side of the re.tardation online.
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If Tupac could speak from the grave he'd tell Sammie not to defile his memory that way.
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Sammie, your face haunts us all.
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Why are there hairbrushes?
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That's some Homicide Hunter- level shit right there.
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You’ve never spanked someone with a paddle hairbrush? I’m disappointed.
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Anytime I see a BDSM-type photo with zip ties included it makes me cringe. Anybody who knows anything about this type of community knows that zip ties are one of the basic apparatuses kinksters avoid because their whole purpose is to get tighter with each movement and they have a high risk of cutting off a lot of blood flow and/or laceration.
Genuinely hope Sammie's stupidity doesn't get her killed.
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It would be more likely she’d get them killed. None of these dudes seem eager to immobilize her and they all seem too lethargic to engage in any sex that may have a fetish or theme, or to gather the necessary equipment. I guess they could use shoelaces and take the collar off a dog but even then it seems like work to secure Sammie and none of these dudes are looking for work. Sammie, on the other hand, might just be willing to get some garbage zip ties and cost her NOTW a toe or two.
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Been several months since last checked this thread and finally caught up again.
Such a bloody wild ride that never actually goes anywhere, Sammie is just so consistent while never actually achieving or moving forward with anything.
She truly is the best cow
Such a bloody wild ride that never actually goes anywhere, Sammie is just so consistent while never actually achieving or moving forward with anything.
She truly is the best cow