Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
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Archeopthryx said:
How is that he gets destroyed so much repeatedly and he can't figure out to pick up the pieces, disappear, never come back, rebuild himself with a different persona in a different field, drop his handles and make a new name for himself, and smash some pussies that have no idea who he was?
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It's what happens when you're never given responsibilities and allowed to stay a kid forever. He's still mentally a 14 year old.
 
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Archeopthryx said:
How is that he gets destroyed so much repeatedly and he can't figure out to pick up the pieces, disappear, never come back, rebuild himself with a different persona in a different field, drop his handles and make a new name for himself, and smash some pussies that have no idea who he was?

Didn't we all go through that phase when we graduate high school and go into college? Like buy some sun glasses and wear them outside all the time until you grow into them and stop looking so desperate, goddamn dude.

Also that beard is not working. Shave it off and chew some rubber so you could get some jaw definition.
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His social deficiencies will always be with him even if he dropped the video game speedrunner lifestyle and created a new identity. He'd be on another Twitter account trying to fish for sympathy and attention while other people tell him to stop harrassing their female friends.
 
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Apparently he's going to be on the couch tonight.
 
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Jack Awful said:
That was the best case scenario for Chibi.
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What I like about it is that it makes it sound like everyone knew that if they engaged with him at all he'd take it as permission to tard out, which I can believe.

I'd actually gamble Chibi was hoping he'd have a chance to do exactly that because despite how much he complains about being bullied and humiliated, the brief thrill of attention is too much for him to resist. Or maybe he thought he could make everything right if he was just funny enough.
 
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Night Terror said:
other than introducing himself, chibi said and did nothing. he just sat there, ignored and morose. although it was hard to see that much, because the runners sat in front of him and blocked him from view, lmao
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He was also the only couch companion who wasn't given a headset. They only let him introduce himself by having him literally rip the headset off his neighbor's head without asking him first.
 
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Zhoban said:
He was also the only couch companion who wasn't given a headset. They only let him introduce himself by having him literally rip the headset off his neighbor's head without asking him first.
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Imagine how awkward all of them were when they felt Chibi orbiting his way into their midst thinking he was friends with them and they didn't know how to exclude him from the couch without causing him to tard out.

I recently heard about a group of speedrunners once deliberately taking up space on the couch to force one guy they were ostracising to sit on the floor. I wish they would've done that because it would've been hilarious to see a grumpy Chibi sprawled out on the carpet like a grade schooler.
 
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I think we missed this from a few weeks ago, but one day Chibi came home from work to find that his brother had moved out. Sounds like it was a planned move for that designated day but Chibi had been left in the dark. Makes you wonder how much his immediate family despises him and whether he manages to live alongside them completely oblivious to that.

He took to Twitter for some attention, but didn't receive enough so he continued baiting the next day, before finally just flat out asking people to talk to him.

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momosmomos said:
I think we missed this from a few weeks ago, but one day Chibi came home from work to find that his brother had moved out. Sounds like it was a planned move for that designated day but Chibi had been left in the dark. Makes you wonder how much his immediate family despises him and whether he manages to live alongside them completely oblivious to that.

He took to Twitter for some attention, but didn't receive enough so he continued baiting the next day, before finally just flat out asking people to talk to him.

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"My brother moved out and I'm sad we can't play video games together anymore" - a 30+ year old man.
 
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MasterCylinder said:
I guess the brother couldn’t take Chibi’s jokes anymore...
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Hell, when it's your own brother referencing the couch incident every day for six years, who wouldn't get tired and move out?

(It's a rhetorical question; the answer is obviously Chibi).
 
I haven't seen social autism been so prominently displayed by other lolcows (excluding the obvious ones like Chris) as this guy. His inability to read social cues has been a constant in his life since he was discovered, specifically not being able to tell when something he says or does feels awkward and forced. The couch incident was bad, but nothing a normal person can't move on from and forget. This guy's been dragging that memory for near to six years now because he thinks constantly acknowledging it and making fun of himself is going to make people laugh with him, instead of being weirded out.
 
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Grog said:
I haven't seen social autism been so prominently displayed by other lolcows (excluding the obvious ones like Chris) as this guy. His inability to read social cues has been a constant in his life since he was discovered, specifically not being able to tell when something he says or does feels awkward and forced. The couch incident was bad, but nothing a normal person can't move on from and forget. This guy's been dragging that memory for near to six years now because he thinks constantly acknowledging it and making fun of himself is going to make people laugh with him, instead of being weirded out.
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Also perhaps it's a minor thing but his horrendous beard certainly isn't helping. Seriously shave that shit off.

But yeah that sums up the entire thread basically. And also the delusion of being a big star when he wasn't even close to that. Seriously it's like he pretends to be a celebrity when all he follows/followers are mostly online friends? But yeah his awkwardness and for lack of a better word autism is probably his biggest selling points for his fame/infamy.
 
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