Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
No video since 1/7, she really still salty that the feedback was "these weren't popular questions"

Not that she ever correctly answers anything.
I haven't looked forward to a channel uploading its next video since 2012 when I grew out of Let's Plays

She's such a train wreck and unpredictable more or less that I can't help it

I have to give props to her for making me relieve this feeling again after so long
 
I haven't looked forward to a channel uploading its next video since 2012 when I grew out of Let's Plays

She's such a train wreck and unpredictable more or less that I can't help it

I have to give props to her for making me relieve this feeling again after so long

You must be somewhat new to the Amberverse lol. I was like this with her videos like 2 years ago. She's has just become so painfully boring now I never anticipate her videos. I still try to watch them but sometimes I just play them in the background while doing something else.
 
😂Is slaps even thing?
Whenever she uses slang she sounds like a fifty-something mom who isn't like other moms, she's a cool mom!
"Whats the 411? What has everybody been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything. What have you guys been listening to? What are the cool jams?" 😂

No video since 1/7, she really still salty that the feedback was "these weren't popular questions"
She's expecting a massive Vlogmas paycheck soon, so she's taking her bi-monthly vacation from doing absolutely nothing to do...more nothing. She only 'works' when funds get low, anyway. Then it's back to the regular schedule of low-effort garbage.

Honestly, I'm glad some reaction channels are starting to branch out. Amber's boring AF, and it's about time the internet stopped rewarding her for it.
 
Slaps used to be a thing. It was also used by children half of our gorl's age (chronological age, but mental age is about the same).
Was it a thing when everyone had scene hair? Because amber's mental age has never advanced past the chronological age she was at when she had the scene haircut (which, incidentally, she forgot, since she says she's had long hair since she was in middle school).
 
You must be somewhat new to the Amberverse lol. I was like this with her videos like 2 years ago. She's has just become so painfully boring now I never anticipate her videos. I still try to watch them but sometimes I just play them in the background while doing something else.

Hard agree.
There are so many new wonderfully horrific fatcows in the beauty parlor, amber pales in comparison.
Some of them are more than happy to show off their every crevice and we here have to hunt for ankle rolls like 18th century perverts.
The ones on youtube upload more often too
 
She thinks she's punishing us by putting it off.
Because she's extremely lazy and
The comments were very harsh(and deserving) the last vid.
I'm wondering what the next content will be.
The weight loss of 3lbs is a joke and she very much got called out for it.
She's on the sock puppets big time in these and Mumbles comments.
She must be BIG mad.
:hah:
 
As she's grown in size over the years, Amber has tried to hold onto her dainty gorl title that Destiny bestowed upon her by dropping thousands of dollars on clothes, purchasing make-up that she never uses, keeping her horse hair long af, etc.
Now that she's also pushing 30 she must keep up with the hip lingo (e.g, shit that James Charles says), listen to ex-Disney actresses and post selfies to sc and ig to keep up the appearance that she's young and cool and uwuuuu~~~ as if she didn't shit her youth away a long time ago.
 
Hard agree.
There are so many new wonderfully horrific fatcows in the beauty parlor, amber pales in comparison.
Some of them are more than happy to show off their every crevice and we here have to hunt for ankle rolls like 18th century perverts.
The ones on youtube upload more often too
Do you have any thread recommendations? I know of the Slaton sisters already, and Chantal who has a humorous overall story but her day-to-day life is kind of boring.
 
Do you have any thread recommendations? I know of the Slaton sisters already, and Chantal who has a humorous overall story but her day-to-day life is kind of boring.

The Fat Acceptance thread is a glorious dumpster fire of death and infinifats. The Amy Ramadan thread that @ADHD suggested is a spin off to that thread.

Tess Holliday is a bit of a one trick pony like Amber, but if you want to see what happens when a lying deathfat becomes a model (and burns all bridges), there you go.
 
If you enjoy laughing at ALR you'll probably enjoy Boogie2988 in the same way. Just skim this writeup and go check the thread if it sounds entertaining. He's one of the few cows I can think of who lies more often and less believably than ALR.

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I thought she said in her last video that she has next to no self confidence :story:
She has no self confidence in that Disney live-action movie way where she's skinny, conventionally attractive and the one true love of other hot muscular boys but is also soft spoken and unsure of herself because she's NOT conceited at all you guize. She has trouble saying no to food others.
 
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