You know what also helps children? Vaccinations! It keeps them from dying at a young age due to shit like polio or measles! It also protects children younger than yours from getting those things and causes this awesome thing called "herd immunity." Any resurgence of these diseases are on the heads of incredibly stupid fuckers like you, and if someone like you causes me to lose a loved one some day I WILL beat that person to death with a hammer. Oh and if your 13 year old starts acting up it's from a mid-life crisis, from where he'll die young because Mommy is a stupid, stupid, stupid, slut.
Proper education also helps children! At a school they'll learn to read (stuff other than the Torah!) Math, history, and civics. These are much more important than the classes you and Marshall teach at home like "Just scream Torah and claim victory no matter how many times you get your ass spanked on kiwi farms" "Why it's alright to have babies with Mommy someday" and those ever popular classes Marshall teaches "advanced spousal abuse and rape" and "how to act like a tough guy online, while being a giant pussy in real life."
If you actually gave a shit about your children you would provide them with these things. Instead you demonstrate what a terrible person and parent you are by denying them.