Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[ClipBitch]

 

[sperginity]

this thread is mostly strawberry douche's awesome recaps, but I encourage everyone to pick a random vid from her channel and see it through. She has countless videos that are filled with insane details about her life. There are gold in these hills. There is too much content to rely on one or two people to get through it alone, a team effort will work lots better. I wish I had time today to pick something randomly, like I did when I got the egg beater + hot chicken video.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

this thread is mostly strawberry douche's awesome recaps, but I encourage everyone to pick a random vid from her channel and see it through. She has countless videos that are filled with insane details about her life. There are gold in these hills. There is too much content to rely on one or two people to get through it alone, a team effort will work lots better. I wish I had time today to pick something randomly, like I did when I got the egg beater + hot chicken video.

YES. And if anyone happens to run across her comment about her mother-in-law visiting from Egypt and having "emergency breast cancer surgery" please post the video. I am trying to piece some things together. I *think* it was somewhere between July-September 2019. The comment was just casual and off the cuff, so unfortunately, you'll have to listen closely.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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A yellow hijab is too bright. I thought Muslim women are supposed to dress modestly and that includes no flashy colors.

 

[Punkinsplice]

If you want to assign me some videos (or maybe a time frame) to prevent overlap, I would be happy (no not really) to watch and recap some. Do you need them archived? I'd hate to see a couple good kiwis overloaded with Amy vids. That is just torture!

 

[грешный дурак]

the egg beater + hot chicken video.

Honestly, that was legendary. I truly have a soft spot for people who have suffered neglect and weren’t taught life skills etc etc, but using an egg beater to break up molten steaming chicken and it goes flying all over is not “I wasn’t taught life skills.” It’s “I’m a ramalamadingdong”

 

[StrawberryDouche]

If you want to assign me some videos (or maybe a time frame) to prevent overlap, I would be happy (no not really) to watch and recap some. Do you need them archived? I'd hate to see a couple good kiwis overloaded with Amy vids. That is just torture!

If you'd like to cover that July-Sept time frame, that would be fantastic. It was during a vlog and not a livestream, so that will narrow it a bit. If you find it, or anything else 'incriminating' I will archive it if you don't have the capability. Some of that time frame was covered in FA. I will search and quote them over here so her thread is more comprehensive.

 

[Punkinsplice]

If you'd like to cover that July-Sept time frame, that would be fantastic. It was during a vlog and not a livestream, so that will narrow it a bit. If you find it, or anything else 'incriminating' I will archive it if you don't have the capability. Some of that time frame was covered in FA. I will search and quote them over here so her thread is more comprehensive.

Will do! *eagerly slits wrist along the tracks

 

[MrsLoveMom]

New video:

I hate to tell her but her RILL chicken breast and RILL turkey breast are processed AF. She really has no idea WTF she bought or WTF to do with it, does she?

Anyways, her ex-partner, FatJen, had everyone all atwitter last night with rumors that her FA was in the hospital with kidney failure. Happily for all, FatJen let everyone know she was fine just busy AF with her new volunteer job. So she can spend an entire day, VOLUNTEERING but can't work a real job and get off the dole? And what the fuck does GinGene do but sit around and smoke cigs that taxpayers bust their asses so he can have them?

 

[Barbarella]

Volunteering can be something easy like making fleece blankets, they are given to sick kids or foster kids and take 30 minutes to do. If she can knit, she can make hats and blankets for chemo patients and sick kids. She can sit on her ass and do it, but she would have to pay for materials. If they smell like smoke though, it’ll be harder to give them away.

I doubt Jen is standing up and doing anything physical.

I’d like to see that emergency surgery video of Amy’s. There is no such thing as emergency breast cancer surgery, so I am curious to hear her explanation. It probably won’t make enough sense to parse though.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

A yellow hijab is too bright. I thought Muslim women are supposed to dress modestly and that includes no flashy colors.

Apparently there is no restriction on colours of clothing but wearing colours in, for instance, SA where the black get up is popular, would potentially be offensive because your standing out amongst a sea of black and people might take it like your trying to get attention which is considered immodest.

 

[XLCoffin]

Amy’s Life Journey thinks Asia is a country?!

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Amy’s Life Journey thinks Asia is a country?!

They're making an effort which I appreciate but the amber-haydur humour and boomer editing/storyelling efforts ("orange chicken news" ugh) are intolerable, I had to stop watching. But the more of these that exist in the mediasphere, the better I guess so good luck to them.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

They're making an effort which I appreciate but the amber-haydur humour and boomer editing/storyelling efforts ("orange chicken news" ugh) are intolerable, I had to stop watching. But the more of these that exist in the mediasphere, the better I guess so good luck to them.

Anyone that "explains" in text what I just watched is assuming I'm as stupid as they are, and they can eat a dick. Anyone who cites MichaelBeTarded in any way can eat my entire ass.

 

[welsho]

Presented as part of the "Amy's Life Journey-Journey of Lies" series (inspired by sperginity).

For your consideration, I offer:
*ROAD RAGE AT ITS FINEST*family dinner - December 5, 2018
tl;dr Amy complains about a reckless driver while driving recklessly; lets daughter sit in dirty diaper for at least six minutes in her driveway and concludes with dinner at her favourite "local" Mexican restaurant, Chili's

This is one of my favourite A-me videos as it shows her complete lack of care for her childrens safety, well-being and comfort as well as her staggering lack of self-awareness.

Also shows what a short-temper she has and her scary level of distracted driving. I started to count the seconds she had both hands off the wheel and was looking into the phone and it was almost constant. This bitch has already admitted to t-boning a car (while her kidses were in the crapwagon) so you'd think she'd be an extra vigilant driver.

Anyways...the video starts out with A-me discussing a bad reaction to salad (but blames it on the bleu cheese dressing; not her system kicking back iceberg lettuce).

Complains about distracted driving while waving her hands and looking at the phone.

Lady cuts her off even though "she totally seen her blinker"; A-me magically ends up next to her (I'm certain she didn't speed on the bridge in order to get next to the lady that cut her off) and rolls her window down to tell her to slow down. Lies about having a conversation while they're next to each other. Tells the other driver to drive more cautionunlessness.

These two wonderful drivers somehow end up at the same Dairy Queen and have another verbal encounter while poor Esraa has to use the "potty chair" in the back of the crapwagon.

After Dairy Queen, Amy drives home and sits in the driveway for almost seven minutes (despite Esraa having tummy issues).

Other highlights of A-me's idea of getting the kidses out of the house by keeping them in her car:

8:44: Omar asked is A-me smells shit and she pretends to be shocked that he knows the word and tells him to use "caca" instead

9:32 A-me asks both kids if they pooped; isn't concerned enough to actually look

10:08: A-me honks the horn numerous times for Miah to come out to the crapwagon (even though he's home sick with pneumonia)-reminder it's December 5th. A-me then says she just doesn't understand why childslave gets pneumonia every year at this time

A-me forgot to plan for dinner during her busy day so she took a frozen chicken, washed it, filled it with hot water and then let it sit in a half-filled sink.

In summary, A-me had road rage, drove to Dairy Queen for just ice cream (sure, Jan; oh dang, I forgot she corrected us and told us her name is Amy, not Jan); watched shows, did her nills and went out to dinner with her sick kid.

Time driving with both hands off wheel and looking at phone: undetermined
"Anyways" count: 14
"Eat your ice cream count": 5

Couple of bonusesesess from the comments section; the first comment explains why A-me won't put her kidseses in daycare. You'd think someone that ran their own in-home daycare would know some good people she could trust. Hmm...

Such a good Muslima:

Archive courtesy of the brilliant StrawberryDouche because I'm boomering and having computer issues.

 

[XLCoffin]

Also shows what a short-temper she has and her scary level of distracted driving.

Amy doesn’t care, she’s been called out numerous times for her hazardous driving. This particular video is the worst. At the 26:02 mark, Amy decides to tell us a story about her trip to McDonalds. For a solid 2 minutes she’s either staring into the camera instead of the road or using both hands to tell the story.

Keep it up Amy and one of your car vlogs will end up on BestGore.

 

[Casket Base]

 

[sperginity]

i wonder if her stomach holds the steering wheel steady lol

 

[janaya_khalifa]

Actually colored hijabs are very common; hijab can be in any color and stores here sell them in literally every color under the sun; HOWEVER one is supposed to look classy and stylish in one, and idfk who the fuck taught Amy to wrap her hijabs but she looks like a freaking moron and would get made fun of in the middle East and of course IS made fun of in the USA by any actual Muslim person who knows that those Amira hijabs she wears are for children and extremely unflattering for a chipmunk face with four Chins and that giant knob thing she ties (?) Onto her forehead is a fashion mystery and crime all in one. Yeah maybe in fucking Saudi one has to wear black abaya and black niqab but that is neither the requirement or the case pretty much anywhere outside the gulf

Amy doesn’t care, she’s been called out numerous times for her hazardous driving. This particular video is the worst. At the 26:02 mark, Amy decides to tell us a story about her trip to McDonalds. For a solid 2 minutes she’s either staring into the camera instead of the road or using both hands to tell the story.

Keep it up Amy and one of your car vlogs will end up on BestGore.

For real tho, when she accelerates I can hear the crapmobobile engine whirring and watch the scenery go flying by in the windows of her van; it is scary to me that someone needs to vlog that bad as to do it driving and with they kids in the car no less. I've been waiting for some sort of accident to occur and I'm sure it's only a matter of time, her peripherals got to be affected wearing that ridiculous hijab with a knob growing out her forehead as well (I know I have to do alot more turning my head when I drive wearing one) and her big blobby body doesn't exactly fit behind the wheel in a safe manner-if she got into a crash at any sort of speed that steering wheel would pop her torso like an overfilled water balloon

I've never seen a grown woman wear one of those before. I've usually only seen that style on infants.

Her hijabs are laughable, all that extra crap she attaches to them is hideous and the style of hijab she wears is called an Amira and is what my 9 year old daughter wears, they typically aren't worn by adults as they tend to be uncomfortable, don't allow room for any decent amount of hair under them (resulting in a head/neck ache) and they make you look like a fucking pinhead (in Amy's case this is unavoidable, and also accentuates the fact that we cannot discern where her face ends and her neck begins and her hijab is equally as confused, sometimes attempting to swallow her face and having to be constantly tugged and adjusted)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Actually colored hijabs are very common; hijab can be in any color and stores here sell them in literally every color under the sun; HOWEVER one is supposed to look classy and stylish in one, and idfk who the fuck taught Amy to wrap her hijabs but she looks like a freaking moron and would get made fun of in the middle East and of course IS made fun of in the USA by any actual Muslim person who knows that those Amira hijabs she wears are for children and extremely unflattering for a chipmunk face with four Chins and that giant knob thing she ties (?) Onto her forehead is a fashion mystery and crime all in one. Yeah maybe in fucking Saudi one has to wear black abaya and black niqab but that is neither the requirement or the case pretty much anywhere outside the gulf

Here's Amy to teach you how to tie a hijab.