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Sarutobi said:
Was he not just shitting on it these past couple of days?
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I'll believe it. He's not getting as much tips, and a good portion is going to twitch with bits if people bother to actually go through it. So if people aren't using it as much, and he's getting more tips instead, he will shit on it.
 
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Sarutobi said:
Was he not just shitting on it these past couple of days?
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He keeps alternating between shitting on it and hyping it up. However, during today's prestream, Phil indicated that it also caused a spike in subs so now they are within reach of the sub goal. Keep in mind, before the hype train rolled into Autism Central Station, Phil was considering the possibility of lowering the sub goal, something that probably really hurts his ego. So suddenly, the sub train has a monetary AND ego massaging purpose and its positivity has returned.

Unrelated: Has anyone noticed the last few days, Phil has been T-posing and rocking on webcam more than usual. I feel like we're back up to T-pose levels that we haven't seen since before he became aware it was a meme. He's also started rocking frantically while engaging in clown mode as though he's trying to make it look like it's part of the clowning. He's got to be either more nervous than usual or happier than usual, as it seems like those are the only times he can't really control his stimming.

EDIT: As I wrote that, Phil did his closing segment and was rocking so hard that, several times, he leaned so far forward towards his TV that he was mostly off-camera. He was on the Switch home screen and nothing was happening, so he wasn't looking at the TV, he was just going that hard.
 
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Adamska said:
Since he's hideously autistic, he's literally copying what "worked" with her.
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It's also what his relationship with his mother was like: His "special outing" with her was weekly shopping trips, and they must have been doing that until he was almost 20 since they were on a shopping trip on 9-11.

Don't worry it gets even creepier.... 9-11 was also on a Tuesday..... so he's been doing this exact shit for like 20 years running. This isn't just autism, it's autism with the mother of all Oedipus complexes mixed in.
 
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iDontSmileMan said:
DSP said on stream that he just got a text message from his cable company that snow is expected in his area which I find weird, do cable companies really do that? Feels like he's setting the ground for taking a staycation again
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I worked for Comcast for 6 months and during that time we never sent DSP messages to alert him. He wouldn't even answer our calls when we were calling him either. So just more lies. Also, reminder that he pays $310 for two internet lines, one is business and the other is regular.
 
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This is beyond sadness

a man in his mid 40s has been waiting and waiting for days for a fat lazy pig in his late 30s to play a Vidya game and then did all the guide and map for him, and he didnt care, so he had to repost what he did for the pig weeks ago on his twitter, no answer for 3 hours, and he had to reply himself again so many times just to mention this pig's name to hope catching his ever-so-short attention span


This guy is so pathetic, even more pathetic than DSP


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Salubrious said:
Remember, DSP is the same guy that called the DBQ2 developers fucking idiots because DSP had 5 hours of gameplay left in a 4 hour stream and that was somehow the devs fault.
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Late to the party, but he’s ALWAYS done this shit. I remember back when he streamed World of Warcraft... Not only did he make the same character over and over again, he also named himself the same thing numerous times (Olddumass, isn’t that so fucking funny?!), showed the server he was moving to, barely covered up half the shit he needed to hide himself, etc.

Basically he called Blizzard ritards who didn’t know how to run a business, and the fact that they never thought ahead to protect Phil, as a streamer, and that he was being trolled and therefore they don’t care about the streamers that play. Just because of this single autistic example, whereas I don’t know of any another streamer who EVER had as much trouble as he did.
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
"I don't do this for money" - Phil on his stream today


Nigga WHAT? :story:


Nigga..... WHAT???????


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While we're talking about this video.
Anyone else think what Phil is saying here sounds like him talking about himself?
"You're a moron, all you can do in your life is try to make me look bad because you have no talent, you're a fucking complete hack, you have no ability to make creative content for yourself because you're a braindead drooling idiot and so are all your viewers by the way."
Seriously just sounds like he's describing himself. Never got why he used this "yOu DoN't MaKe CrEaTiVe cOnTeNt" insult, the pignosis is strong in him if he thinks his "content" is in any way creative.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
While we're talking about this video.
Anyone else think what Phil is saying here sounds like him talking about himself?
"You're a moron, all you can do in your life is try to make me look bad because you have no talent, you're a fucking complete hack, you have no ability to make creative content for yourself because you're a braindead drooling idiot and so are all your viewers by the way."
Seriously just sounds like he's describing himself. Never got why he used this "yOu DoN't MaKe CrEaTiVe cOnTeNt" insult, the pignosis is strong in him if he thinks his "content" is in any way creative.
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according to dave, creative content is:

making a forum post and asking for suggestions, saying no to 90% of them and then creating a poll

asking for money so people can tell him what old videos to watch

asking for money to hold a marathon where you can give him money again

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tzgnilki said:
according to dave, creative content is:

making a forum post and asking for suggestions, saying no to 90% of them and then creating a poll

asking for money so people can tell him what old videos to watch

asking for money to hold a marathon where you can give him money again

tips goal
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I guess he does get pretty creative with those Snorts™ and Throat Clears™.
 
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tzgnilki said:
according to dave, creative content is:

making a forum post and asking for suggestions, saying no to 90% of them and then creating a poll

asking for money so people can tell him what old videos to watch

asking for money to hold a marathon where you can give him money again

tips goal
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Dood, have you heard him beatbox with his throat clearing. Shit sounds like an AK when Im not paying attention. And these snorts make for very good troll repellent since I can barely listen to him talk for a minute before a snort makes me wanna gag.

Aside from that, let's talk about Dave's idea of "creative content". He obviously does not see detractor vids as "creative" solely on the basis that it is stealing his content, despite the fact that his playthroughs(he totally invented those btw) are basically the same thing since he doesn't really do commentary besides saying shit a 5th grader could process. Other than that, he's fucking dead silent, so his facecam and the "leaderboard" are the only two things that separate his vids from those people that just do walkthroughs with no commentary so you know where to go if you get lost.

And now the idiot is trying to raise subs up to a certain number so he can do a marathon so he can raise tips up to a certain number so he can pay a certain kind of bill that we don't need to know about.

This came to me back when he issued the challenge to the trolls and detractors to not make vids for 2 months but did anyone else talk about the possibility that he wanted 2 months of silence because he'd be doing his taxes fundraiser in 1-2 months and he didn't want people taking apart his argument or telling them not to give him money? His last taxes specific fundraiser was late March so it'd make sense he'd do it around that time.
 
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His “challenge” is so fucking stupid. Like he has the moral authority to call out other people for being talentless hacks and thieves and other bullshit.

Phil has never put out any quality content in over the 50,000 videos he’s put out. They’re all terrible and they all fucking suck. He has no ground to make those kinds of demands.

He’s still riding out the last vestiges of his popularity that he acquired over a decade ago by a mixture of abusing an algorithm and sheer luck. He is the talentless hack and he’s too boneheaded to ever admit it.

Don’t throw rocks insides of glass houses Phil, it doesn’t tend to end very well for the person who does.
 
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