Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Bridgeburner]

I can't believe he actually bought a 'couch' thinking Danica will come stay with him. The utter fucking disconnect from reality...

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I can't believe he actually bought a 'couch' thinking Danica will come stay with him. The utter fucking disconnect from reality...

After purchasing a couch cover off Amazon thinking it was a couch? I can believe it.
The only question is the sort of "job" Russell had to "hand" out in order to transport that "couch" from the thrift store.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

i swear, he is such a dumb fuck. Anyone with at least a 2 digit IQ can look at a couch and think “would I be comfortable sleeping on that?” before deciding that someone taller than him would be comfortable on it as well. I bet the fucking CouchCover would be easier to sleep on than that piece of shit.

I am wondering if he went to the thrift store trying to buy a $$ couch for $ (like he does with everything) and got stuck with that!

Remember that Russ is a midget with no concept of empathy. He probably thinks it’s plenty of room. And he’s an idiot so probably just assumes all women are smaller and more compact than him.

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ is an even bigger couchcuck than Fuck You

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ is an even bigger couchcuck than Fuck You

The only thing he has over on him is that fact that as far as we can tell, Russ is still alive.

 

[Cilleystring]

The only thing he has over on him is that fact that as far as we can tell, Russ is still alive.

So was Terry Schiavo.

She probably had a better chance of escaping her vegetative state than Russ does his gourd head delusions.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ and this racebaiter need to hook up, they're both no-talents who are fantastic at seeing discrimination where there is none:



Russ tries to insult an Alaskan:



Check your privilege, little girl!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ and this racebaiter need to hook up, they're both no-talents who are fantastic at seeing discrimination where there is none:
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Russ tries to insult an Alaskan:
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Check your privilege, little girl!
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How do you know she's not disabled Russ? Not all disabilities are readily apparent. In fact, your statement, dare I say it, sounds a little discriminatory since it implies a condition must be visible to be considered a disability.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

True, but Russ only cares about his disability, I don't even think he cares about other people with Moebius

And "discrimination" is not giving Russ exactly what he wants

but everyone knew that already

He's still butthurt about not getting on AGT. Probably 99+% of people who try to get on the show, even people who have genuine talent, get rejected.

something, something discrimination against disabled Russ

 

[Banh Xeo]

You guys are looking at this couch thing all wrong.

Why spend $$$$ on hookers when you can spend $ and fuck your couch for basically free?

That couch ain’t for Danica, it’s 100% for Russ

 

[Pretzel Time]

Check your privilege, little girl!
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"...jaw dropping performance."

Oh, Russ will show you jaw-dropping alright.

 

[redcent]

Ikea has really cheap sofa bed hammarn for $129 au ($90 am) it's a shit sofa bed but at least you can sleep on it

How hard is it to find an ikea and get something proper


Inb4 he gets mogged by someone with a modular

 

[Deadpool]

How do you know she's not disabled Russ? Not all disabilities are readily apparent. In fact, your statement, dare I say it, sounds a little discriminatory since it implies a condition must be visible to be considered a disability.

A week or so ago I got into a minor disagreement with a friend about wether "privilege" exists in the form SJWs use. She seemed to thing it did, and I was sick of the argument. So finally I jokingly said privilege doesn't exist and if you disagree it's because of your ableist privilege. Luckily it worked the way I hoped it would and she laughed and changed the subject.

Russ would have said it in seriousness and the argument would continue on to this day, with him thinking he was right.

 

[Cilleystring]

When did Russ update his Facebook status to single? It's been "complicated" for years. I can only assume its in preparation for danicas big visit

 

[CupONavy]

Ikea has really cheap sofa bed hammarn for $129 au ($90 am) it's a shit sofa bed but at least you can sleep on it

How hard is it to find an ikea and get something proper


Inb4 he gets mogged by someone with a modular

Oh come on, do you really think Russ could assemble anything from Ikea? Dude can barely sign his own name.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

When did Russ update his Facebook status to single? It's been "complicated" for years. I can only assume its in preparation for danicas big visit

Have you seen his hands? Masturbation must be pretty damn complicated for him.

 

[Dead Hams]

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Me: Well, this seems like a perfectly normal thing to do by someone with an empty apartment and low-budget...

Also Me: Rusty finally got his "deserved-loveseat".

 

[The Dude]

We have an IKEA here in Salt Lake County. However, how does Russ get it home? On the bus? IKEA doesn't deliver. However, some thrift shops will deliver since they tend to be linked to curch/charity groups here in Utah and cater to the poor who often can't afford their own vehicles. I have a hard time believing Russ has a buddy with a truck he was able to talk into helping get that love seat home.

Besides, we all know Russ was planning on Danica sleeping in his bed with him, not on a couch. Danica realized it too, and that's why she's ignoring Russ. Not that she was ever planning on staying with him in the first place.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

We have an IKEA here in Salt Lake County. However, how does Russ get it home? On the bus? IKEA doesn't deliver. However, some thrift shops will deliver since they tend to be linked to curch/charity groups here in Utah and cater to the poor who often can't afford their own vehicles. I have a hard time believing Russ has a buddy with a truck he was able to talk into helping get that love seat home.

Besides, we all know Russ was planning on Danica sleeping in his bed with him, not on a couch. Danica realized it too, and that's why she's ignoring Russ. Not that she was ever planning on staying with him in the first place.

IKEA in Draper delivered my mattress to me. They deliver.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Besides, we all know Russ was planning on Danica sleeping in his bed with him, not on a couch.

I would put money down that his "bed" is a twin mattress on the floor, with Wal-Mart brushed microfiber sheets on and one sad $5 pillow.

Maybe Russ would be happier if he stopped spending money on whores and treated himself to some of life's comforts. A whole wardrobe of comfortable, well-fitting, seasonally-appropriate clothing. A bed on a box spring and frame with real cotton sheets and two good pillows. Food that contains more than one food group and minimal artificial colors and flavors. Clarifying shampoo and conditioner that didn't come from a dollar store.

Perhaps being comfortable, well groomed, well rested, and well fed would help our monkey man be less of a nasty little goblin. Or maybe it's just totally hardwired in his greasy, pimply head.