Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

i also noticed he was struggling to say sarah's age and he kept on trying to make a decision at first he was '18... no around 19? yea, a 19 year old girl who i didn't want to hang out with anymore.'
There was absolutely no way he could make the story NOT sketchy. In fact, it came off like he'd fucked someone's teenage daughter and her father was coming over to confront Not Greg for being a total scumbag.

Plus the way he preemptively tried to smear both Sarah and Chris as crazy was also incredibly specious: well, there's a teenager who is mad at me BUT SHE'S CRAZY and I just had to get away from her, and anything this Chris Hansen character says is insane because he's calling me Greg and I legally changed mine and my whole families names recently because legal reasons!

Also the little humblebrags were hilarious: "he's standing in my driveway [smug smirk over the phone], next to my SUV."
 
Sweet, I already got my hands on it but thank you regardless.
So here's the transcript, color coded and sorted by amount of interest.
Dispatcher: 911, what are you reporting?
Onision: Hi, uh, there’s a person that’s been stalking me online and they just showed up to my house. Yeah.
D: Okay. And they’re outside now?
O: Yes, they’re knocking on my door.
D: Okay. And do you know if they have any weapons?
O: They have a bunch of camera people. Like… they’re like YouTube stalkers.
D: … Okay. But no weapons seen?
O: I didn’t see any weapons. I just saw like six guys in my driveway.
D: Okay.
O: And one of them is knocking on my door.
D: Okay, one second here… [Typing and dog barking, indistinct chatter in the background]
D: And the one that’s knocking on the door… is he the main one that’s been stalking you?

O: Yes… yeah, he’s a stalker. He’s yelling things at me through the door, you know.
D: Okay and do we know his name at all?
O: It’s Chris Hansen.
D: Okay. H-A-N-S-E-N?
O: H-A-S-E-N [sic], yeah. H-A-N-S-E-N.
D: And then C-H-R-I-S?
O: C-H-R-I-S, yeah.
D: Okay. Is he white, black, caucasian, hispanic?
O: He’s white.
D: Okay. Do we know how old he is?
O: He’s an older… he’s like probably 58, 60.
D: Okay. How tall?
O: Uh… probably 5’10”, 5’11”.
D: Okay. Thin, medium, or heavy?
O: Uh… he’s skinnier.
D: What color is his hair?
O: Uh, blondeish gray.
D: Okay. And are you able to see what he’s wearing or no?
O: I think he’s wearing a black jacket.
D: Okay.
O: Uh, I have a uh… security camera.
D: Uh huh. Can you see what color pants?
O: Um… [dog barking]. He’s wearing a black jacket, black pants. He’s still yelling things at me through the door.
D: Okay. Black jacket, black pants. Can you hear what he’s yelling?
O: No.
D: Okay.
O: Oh, he’s yelling I want your side of the story, Greg. My name’s not even Greg.
D: Okay. What is your last name?
O: My name is James Jackson.
D: Okay. Last of Jackson, first of James is what I heard. Is that correct?
O: Yeah… he’s saying I just want to talk through the door.
D: Okay. And what’s your date of birth?
O: November 11th, 1985.
D: November 11th, 1985?
O: Yeah.
D: Okay. And is [REDACTED] your best call back number?
O: Yeah.
D: Okay. Do you have any weapons in the home, James?
O: No, I don’t.
D: Okay. And you said that there was roughly five more people there with cameras?
O: Yes. In the driveway.
D: Okay. One second here. [Typing and dog barking]
D: And do you know what he was talking about? Why he was stalking you or anything like that?

O: Yeah, there’s like a… it looks like there’s 1...2...3...4...5...6 people in the driveway. But he..he. I had someone that I uh… there’s an 18… no, I think a 19 year old who I didn’t want to hang out with. I didn’t want to be around them. They have BPD and their stuff...their mental disorder was really affecting my life in a negative way and I didn’t want them in my life anymore. And uh… they went to this person and said a bunch of mean things about me and so now this person is like, trying to aggressively pursue me in a really hateful way.
D: Okay, you said they were from YouTube. So is it like… a show that they do or…?
O: It’s a live stream. Yeah, it’s a… I’ve already talked to a lawyer about slander. This guy is just really, really hateful towards me.
D: Okay. And are you able to see what type of vehicle they arrived in?
O: No… they parked way down the street which is really sketchy. They’re standing out next to my SUV.
D: Okay. We’re working on getting units out there as quickly as we can. Do you feel comfortable disconnecting the line and then if anything changes calling us back?
O: Yeah. It… it should be fine. We’re just hiding away from the windows.
D: Okay. If anything changes before we arrive, please call us back okay?
O: Okay thank you.
D: Thank you. Buh-bye.
------------------------ EIGHT MINUTES LATER---------------
D: 911, what are you reporting?
O: Hi, um, I’m calling back. I reported some people that showed up at my house. Um. They’re trespassing and they’re on my---
D: What’s the address there?
O: [REDACTED]
D: Okay I do show your call here, Sir. Has something changed on scene there?
O: Just waiting for the police to show up. They’re still on my driveway.
D: Okay. It is still showing here on my screen and law enforcement has been advised. If anything does change or escalate call us back, okay?
O: Are you guys going to show up?
D: Sir, it has been sent to the officers. They have to drive to you okay? If anything escalates call us back, okay?
O: Okay, thank you.
D: Okay, you’re welcome.
 
"D: Okay. Do you have any weapons in the home, James?
O: No, I don’t. "
doesn't he have guns or am i not remembering correctly? :\

He does, he's lying to the police. I mean if he's going to lie about what he did to get Hansen on his trail, and who Hansen is, and Sarah/Billie/whichever's age and diagnosis, and lie about Hansen being a stalker, he might as well go ahead and lie about his guns.

EDIT: Oh, Chris
You roguish devil!
 
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Also the little humblebrags were hilarious: "he's standing in my driveway [smug smirk over the phone], next to my SUV."

If you feel him saying "my SUV" is a humblebrag, I kind of feel bad for you. SUVs are what vans i.e. 'he's out next to my van' used to be. It's a common term that isn't car or vehicle.
 
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Purely on voice, this is a gay man.

Had to turn it off after the "oh by the way my name's not even Greg" because it's actually embarrassing to listen to a grown man act like this.
I hope the wetlands just fuck him over completely because I'm sick of him just weaseling his way out of things like a child in trouble.
 
He does, he's lying to the police. I mean if he's going to lie about what he did to get Hansen on his trail, and who Hansen is, and Sarah/Billie/whichever's age and diagnosis, and lie about Hansen being a stalker, he might as well go ahead and lie about his guns.

EDIT: Oh, Chris
You roguish devil!

Is it too soon to post this?
 
Here's a transcript I made. Edit: I'm late.
D = dispatcher. G = Greg.
D: 9-1-1 What are you reporting?
G: Hi, uh, there's a person who's been stalking me online and they just showed up to my house. Yeah.
D: Ok. And they're outside now?
G: Yes. They're knocking on my door.
D: Ok. And do you know if they have any weapons?
G: They have a bunch of camera people Like, they're Youtube, they're Youtube stalkers.
D: Ok. But no weapons seen?
G: I didn't see any weapons. I just saw like 6 guys in my driveway. And one of them is knocking on my door.
D: Ok. Just a second here (typing sounds). And the one who's knocking on your door, is he the main one that you've said is stalking you?
G: Yes, he's a stalker. He's yelling, he's yelling things at me through the door right now.
D: Ok. And do we know his name at all?
G: It's Chris Hansen (00:58 time stamp).
D: Ok. H-A-N-S-E-N?
G: H-A-S-E-N Yeah, H-A-N-S-E-N.
D: And then C-H-R-I-S?
G: C-H-R-I-S, yeah.
D: Is he white, black, Asian, Hispanic?
G: He's white.
D: Ok. Do we know how old?
G: He's an older, he's like probably 58, 60, something like that.
D: How tall?
G: Probably 5'10", 5'11"
D: Ok. Thin, medium, heavy?
G: Uh, he's skinnier.
D: What color hair?
G: Uh, blondish gray?
D: Ok, and are you able to see what he's wearing or no?
G: I think he's wearing a black jacket.
D: Ok.
G: Uh, I have a security camera.
D: Uh, huh. Can you see what color pants?
G: Um, he's wearing a black jacket, black pants. His hair is gray. He's still yelling things at me through the door.
D: Ok, black jacket, black pants. Can you hear what he's yelling?
G: Uh, no.
D: Ok.
G: Oh, he's saying, "I want your side of the story, Greg." (2:10 ish time stamp). My name's not even Greg.
D: Ok, what is your last name?
G: My name is James Jackson.
D: Ok. Last is Jackson, first is James. Is that what I heard? Is that correct?
G: Yeah. He's saying, "I just want to talk," through the door.
D: Ok, and what is your date of birth?
G: November 11. 1985.
D: November 11th of '85?
G: Yeah.
D: Ok. Do you have any weapons in the home, James (timestamp 2:40)
G: No, I don't.
D: Ok and you've said that there's roughly 5 more people there with cameras?
G: Yes, in the driveway.
D: Ok , just a second here. And do you know what he's talking about? (3:06 timestamp) Like why he was stalking you or anything like that?
G: (3:10 timestamp) Yeah. There's like a.... It looks like they'res 1-2-3-4-5-6 people in the driveway.
D: Ok.
G: (3:20) Uh, he - he (stammers). I have someone that I... (stammers). There's an 18, no I think, a 19.... a 19 year old who I didn't wanna hang out with.... Uh, I didn't want to be around them. They have BPD.
D: Uh, huh.
G: And their, their self, their mental disorder was like really affecting my life in a negative way so I said I didn't want them in my life anymore? And, uh, they went to this person and said a bunch of mean things about me and so now this person's trying to, like, aggressively pursue me, in a really hateful way (3:54) as a result.
D: Ok. So you said they're from Youtube though. So it is like a show that they do or....?
G: It's a livestream, uh, yeah, it's a.... I've already talked to a lawyer about slander and stuff. They guy's like really really hateful towards me.
D: Ok and are you able to see what type of vehicle they arrived in?
G: No. They parked way down the street, which is really sketchy.
D: Ok. ok.
G: They're standing out next to my SUV right now.
D: Ok. We're working on getting units out there as quickly as we can. Just go ahead and keep your doors locked, Do you feel comfortable disconnecting they line until we arrive?
G: It should be fine. We're just hiding away from the windows.
D: Ok. If anything changes before we arrive please call us back, ok?
G: Ok. thank you.
D: Thank you. Bye bye. (4:46)

Disconnects. Static.

(4:51) D: 9-1-1. What are you reporting?
G: Hi, I'm calling back. I reported some people that showed up at my house. Uh, they're trespassing and they're on my property -
D: What's the address there. Ok. I do show your call here. Sir, has something changed on the scene there?
G: Just waiting for the police to show up. They're still in my driveway.
D: Ok. It is still showing here on my screen and law enforcement has been advised. If anything changes or escalates, call us back ok?
G: (5:17) Are you guys going to show up?
D: Sir, it has been sent to the officers. They have to drive to you, ok? If something escalates call us back, ok?
G: Ok, thank you.
D: You're welcome.

End of call.
 
This was posted at the other farm. In reference to Gronk saying that Chris Hansen is 5'10 or 5'11.
I was so busy looking at how handsome Stone Phillips still is that I almost missed the pic of Grease.

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lol calm down
Why even talk about good and bad? Chris Hansen isn't either. He's just a failed TV personality who failed so hard he couldn't even fall back on being a game show host or funny weatherman. Now he's just another loser shilling for views on youtube. He is no different than Onision. It's Onion vs Shane turned back on Onion. Whoever slings enough fun BS god i wish i wasn't so fucking retarded! maybe i could go outside and see the sun if i were only not a fucking retard!

There's no good and bad here, just dumb and dumber. But feel free to insist that wrestling is real... I'll just wait for Onion's "reaction video" where he runs around the house freaking out and closing all the curtains and barricading all the doors. That should be good for a few hundred thousand more views.
What about a TV guy who gets a fat middle aged woman to convince middle aged men in chat rooms to come out to a sting house with a bag full of chips and Boone's Farm Raspberry cider under their arm at exactly 4pm in the afternoon with doyyyyyyyyy durrrrrrr im retarded doyyyyyyyyy

Wow, you really are a fucking moron. Absolutely braindead. I almost wanted to formulate a response, but after reading these I know that nothing anyone could say would ever get through the 2 inch think layer of shit that surrounds your brain.

On the topic of onision, I find it hilarious that despite his nearly 2 million subscribers on his uhohbro channel, there are videos from months ago that haven't even broken 10k views. What a failure.
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The anti-os are the exact kind of sjw audience you don't want to have on a case like this. They want to one-up each other with how woke they are, so they'll "call out" an alleged rapist and abusive pedophile, but still make sure they don't offend anyone by misgendering them, or insulting their intellect/looks, or claiming they're mentally ill, because it makes other people look bad. You get brownie points for calling them out and for being a good person while doing it.

Think of how often people link to the Farms from Twitter/Tumblr/etc, they usually preface it by warning people we're all racist nazis who dox everyone and literally murder trans people. It's all about making themselves feel like they're superior. You can support Hansen getting Greg and/or Kai thrown in prison, but visiting their house? That's an invasion of privacy! No one deserves that!
 
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