FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%
  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%

  • Total voters
    717
Wow, we really broke him, didn't we?
I think we broke him in a whole other way. Check out this rambling heap of nonsense.

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Sluggy, you are trying way way too hard.
 
IF I P ULL THA T OFF WIL YOU DIE
IT WILL BE EX TREMELY PAIMFUL
YOUR A BIGG UY
FORYOU
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART FO YOUR LAN
OFF COURSE
WELL CONGRADUALATIONS YOU JUST GOT YOUSELF CAUT
WHATS THE NEXT TSEP OF YOUR MASTERPLAN?
CRASHING THIS PLANE
WITH EBEN 4CHAD MEBES
i've gotta say, my friend. that was pure poetry.
 
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How utterly terrifying. Another death threat from an internet tough guy.

I can't wait until Slugfucker gets a visit from the 4Chan Party Van.

IF I P ULL THA T OFF WIL YOU DIE
IT WILL BE EX TREMELY PAIMFUL
YOUR A BIGG UY
FORYOU
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART FO YOUR LAN
OFF COURSE
WELL CONGRADUALATIONS YOU JUST GOT YOUSELF CAUT
WHATS THE NEXT TSEP OF YOUR MASTERPLAN?
CRASHING THIS PLANE
WITH EBEN 4CHAD MEBES

... That's nice.
 
20:52

mib_0o7yzd

Tell me about the goodrafag

20:52

mib_0o7yzd

What do you know about him?

20:52

Bui

He's a big guy :^)

20:52

mib_0o7yzd

Come on man. Please.

20:52

Bui

Ok.

20:53

mib_0o7yzd

Finally

20:54

mib_0o7yzd

Hopefully I can end his shitposts

20:54

mib_0o7yzd

What do you know?

20:54

Bui

He's 28 years old, lives somewhere in Asia like Singapore or the Phillies.

20:55

mib_0o7yzd

Really that's it?

20:56

Bui

ye

20:56

mib_0o7yzd

You don't know any more about him?

20:56

Bui

No

20:57

mib_0o7yzd

Impressive. Anyways Goodnight, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite~

20:57

Bui

night~
Here's you IRC log goodrafucker Oh wait, you'll claim this is fake as you deny the manliness that is goodra.
I had to did through some old files for this shit.
 
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There is literally nothing more feminine than this. Fuck off, Marilyn Monroe, your status as a sex icon has been displaced.
Come on Cosmos, You should know he can't into sarcasm and will once again say you agree with him and that you are his "feminine shota boy" like the pathetic pedophile he is. I bet he's an only child who was an introvert growing up.
 
Come on Cosmos, You should know he can't into sarcasm and will once again say you agree with him and that you are his "feminine shota boy" like the pathetic pedophile he is. I bet he's an only child who was an introvert growing up.
He definitely talks like he was raised by 4chan, that's for sure.
 
Wow a lot happened while I was at work.

1) The FemaleGoodra account on here I'm not buying as actual Gooboy without sufficient proof.
2) It's absolutely hilarious he's sperging about us "telling him what he likes" and how we're "putting words in his mouth" when he's doing the exact same thing to us. Brilliant job, you hypocritical cur of an individual.
3) He's right about nothing going to change; he's never going to seek help, he's never going to spontaneously grow a brain, he's never going to believe in canonical facts made by the very creators of Goodra itself, and so we'll just continue to sit here pointing and laughing at his mass insanity until he completely snaps like a toothpick.
4) I'm really not intimidated by the fact the guy owns firearms, if that's even remotely true. He's likely to sooner shoot himself over Goodra than anyone else, and consider me a total a-log if you want, but I'd rather he do that than attempt any form of murder on an innocent bystander or some poor soul who disagrees with his ludicrous headcanon.
5) Gooboy, it's impossible for me to get a boner considering I lack the genitalia to get one. Plus, I don't have an interest in fucking animals, including the ones that don't exist outside of a video game and animated series. Just because you like it doesn't mean the people pointing out your insanity do as well.
6) Telling me I can't tell people what they want, but then tell me I want a strap-on up the rear; that is hypocrisy. You are doing what you tell others not to do. In case you need to know the book definition of hypocrisy to understand this;

Hypocrisy

noun, plural hypocrisies.
1.
a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess.
2.
a pretense of having some desirable or publicly approved attitude.
3.
an act or instance of hypocrisy.

^You. All you. Your head is just so far up your ass you don't see it because you're blinded by your own shit.

7) Can't say I'm partial to anal anything considering I've never attempted it. You're welcome to continue assuming/speculating I am if that's what gets your jimmies rustled, though. Probably love the images of a male Goodra butt-fucking someone.

And I already stated how I laughed at his desire to assassinate me so won't go over that bit again.

I think that's my two-cents on everything that happened while I was off. Hopefully I didn't miss anything.

Also, if I am legitimately incorrect on the useage of the word hypocrisy, I will be more than willing to admit that and find a more suiting word. Doesn't make Gooboy any less of a hypocrit, though, as he is a major fucking one to say the least.
 
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Oh, I did miss something. Whoops.

Interesting that he said he was going to ignore us for a while until we calmed down because of "maximum trolling mode" like it's gonna hurt our widdle feewings if he pisses off for a day or two. Just gives us more time to make theories and speculations about his crackpot thought process while picking apart everything he does and says to prove just how full of garbage he is.

>this thread
Whoa, never knew so many girls were interested in lolcows.
Then again, most 4chan boards have 3:1 male to female userbase nowadays

Huh, I never really took notice to the genders of people on the forum. I tend to just stick with gender-neutral terms unless they stated if they were male or female and if I mess up and offend somebody I really hope they'll correct me


The only girls I know about in this thread are me, Cosmos, and...I think Fishercat? Feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken. I don't actively seek out somebody's gender.

I find it weirdly funny to be talking about this in Gooboy's threads of all things
 
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