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Mobile so I can't cap or anything but this thread should probably discuss the absolute hilarity of ever fattening Land Whale Booty Guru Nikkietutorials is apparently a MTF troon.
 
more batshittery from our neovag-having transneckbeardette Kevin:

i'm both fascinated and disgusted by how open this person is about their penis mutilation. apologies if you don't care about this tard.
those poor women. i feel bad for women who have to work with pervert men like this who get so little positive female attention they get fixated on the ones who are forced to work and be polite to them.
 
then what is essentially an admission that his predicament is the result of an runaway porn addiction:
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What an amazing finding this troon is. Not only I learned what kind of weirdo enjoys those horrible new Star Wars films, I learned as well who spends money on porn.

Again, not one bit surprised. I wonder what will be the next discovery.
 
Mobile so I can't cap or anything but this thread should probably discuss the absolute hilarity of ever fattening Land Whale Booty Guru Nikkietutorials is apparently a MTF troon.

Was trooned out by Mom as a pre-pubescent boy and now has to reveal it publically because Nikkie didn't tell his fiancee until he was forced to by blackmail. He's for sure a homo trans so not super threatening to women, but not revealing your cock chop to a life partner is sketchy bordering on rape by deception.
 
Lol I thought doctors couldn’t tell the difference, yet his doctor couldn’t find his “neoclit.” Also dude if you’re still feeling sensitive after someone touches any part of your genitals an hour later you should probably seek medical attention.
 
Mobile so I can't cap or anything but this thread should probably discuss the absolute hilarity of ever fattening Land Whale Booty Guru Nikkietutorials is apparently a MTF troon.
I am extremely shocked at this...of all the people to be secretly trans I would never in a million years have thought of her. Wow. I wonder if the HRT is why her skin without makeup looks so bad.

edit: discussion is already happening in the Beauty Guru Salt thread in Beauty Parlor which is a more appropriate place than this thread.
 
Is there no lewdness policy or something on twitter that could stop this guy talking about his mangled dick so openly?

I hate to tell you this...

Twitter rules state:
Discussions related to child sexual exploitation as a phenomenon or attraction towards minors are permitted, provided they don’t promote or glorify child sexual exploitation in any way.

The MAP community is welcomed on twitter. Do you really think they have a problem with degenerates talking about their mangled meat mess when the platform allows pedophiles to exist in the open?

Honk honk.
 
Lol I thought doctors couldn’t tell the difference, yet his doctor couldn’t find his “neoclit.” Also dude if you’re still feeling sensitive after someone touches any part of your genitals an hour later you should probably seek medical attention.
The very first screenshots of his that were posted in this thread was him going on about how even gynecologists can't tell the difference and now a grown woman who is also a doctor can't even figure out which part is supposed to be the clit :story:
 
Mobile so I can't cap or anything but this thread should probably discuss the absolute hilarity of ever fattening Land Whale Booty Guru Nikkietutorials is apparently a MTF troon.

I wondered if anyone would mention about Nikkie coming out as trans. I initially suspected it was attention seeking bullshit, but who knows? I couldn't be bothered to watch the whole video as it was about twenty minutes worth of cringe. I read some of the comments though and they were brimming with the usual asspats and "sO StUnInG aNd BrAvE" fuckwittery.
 
more batshittery from our neovag-having transneckbeardette Kevin:

i'm both fascinated and disgusted by how open this person is about their penis mutilation. apologies if you don't care about this tard.
Honestly, that doesn't sound like a physical therapist. That sounds like a massage parlor. I'm legit weirded out by the fact that he got a physical therapist to touch his "clit". Do physical therapists routinely have to do therapy on genitals? Because I didn't even know that was a thing.
 
Honestly, that doesn't sound like a physical therapist. That sounds like a massage parlor. I'm legit weirded out by the fact that he got a physical therapist to touch his "clit". Do physical therapists routinely have to do therapy on genitals? Because I didn't even know that was a thing.
There is pelvic physical therapy and 'The therapist may recommend internal vaginal manipulation and massage.' (From Harvard Medical). Of course, it's not intended to be sexual.
 
So they have something to chimp the fuck out about, create a scene, and be the absolute center of attention at all times, no matter what the occasion and whether it's remotely appropriate or not. The troon has to be the most important thing going on in everyone's lives or else they're being literally murdered.
Troons twisting every situation to make it about themselves.. huh whod've thought 🤔🤔
 
This thread is always enlightening in its ability to be horrifying so I thought I'd share a specimen that never fails to make me cackle.

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But Xulphis, you may say, that's just an ugly incel neckbeard! And you're not wrong, and not just because this ol' slugger makes zero effort with any of his "transness", but without getting into that can o' worms, according to frump-a-dump McNiceGuy here...:

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...she/her. "Often the joke, not funny often" could almost be self-aware, though. Too bad it isn't.

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And of course it's a special name chosen specifically to be tee-hee about valor as if he's some kawaii desu heroine instead of a gross cave troll. That bit's not pictured but he did mention that being the thought process months and months back when he picked it out.

If you couldn't tell by that About Me nonsense this zero-effort troon is up his own ass about how smart and special he is. His social media presence is nowadays boring more than it is interesting because all he posts is Gbf shit and complaints about literally everything. He still manages to more often than not come across as a smug soyboy-esque asshole when he removes his mouth from the mobage taint.

Most of his "juicy" history is, well, history. It'd take a fairly long post to list all the shit this stupid, sewage waste personality has done or said, just know that it includes running a Sonic music blog on Tumblr until he got pissy over getting song requests and deleted it, then whined on his main blog about it not giving him the right kind of popularity he wanted like a twat.

"She" has always been a sour, miserable fuckwad who became a sour, miserable troon who complains excessively while trying to appear like some sort of enlightened intellectual critic about media/games/shows/books/politics/etc. Garden variety loser on Twitter whose social circle all trooned out so he turned his incel feelings into "muh gurl feels".

I only check in on him every six months or so because like I said, he's gotten boring since he stopped doing anything remotely creative/productive or retweeting/giving hot takes on as many dumb subjects and the fascination factor with him is a bit niche, plus I kept straining my eyes with all the rolling I was doing at each and every one of his non-Gbf tweets.

Randomly checking in to discover the abrupt she/her knowing what he looked like was gut-busting, honestly. I admit to chortling heartily.

And yes, in case you had any doubt whatsoever this is definitely a fetish for him. He's merely too lazy to follow through to our typical troon's level of commitment.

While not as prolific or awful as a lot of showcased troons on here, seeing that mug next to she/her brings me a certain kind of joy. And so I offer it as a palate cleanser of sorts.
 
I wondered if anyone would mention about Nikkie coming out as trans. I initially suspected it was attention seeking bullshit, but who knows? I couldn't be bothered to watch the whole video as it was about twenty minutes worth of cringe. I read some of the comments though and they were brimming with the usual asspats and "sO StUnInG aNd BrAvE" fuckwittery.

They're going to use this as a gotcha but trannies like Nikkie can only pass thanks to ugly fat women. If the guy was anywhere near as skinny as Riley J. Dennis or Contrapoints, he wouldn't have been able to pull it off.
 
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