šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Starting a public fight with Bibble, the single one of his cohosts with a solid grounding in humor and comic timing and who doesn't seem to be some degree of antisemite is just a bizarrely stupid move on Ralph's part. Not that we should be surprised at this point
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It's called a joke, which was clear if you listened to how I said it last night. Bibble has been working mongoloids like yourself. Even Corey Barnhill the pedophile put out a clip of Bibble "almost" spill some "gossip," when in reality it was Bibble's idea to work the haters who are chomping at the bit for some dirt. I don't like it, cause there are too many really stupid people who might think it's actually true.

The reality is It's not true.

As for Zidan, that's some more bizarre fairy tale crafting there as well. Zidan and I are on good terms and he's likely to stop by the show again sometime soon. I alluded to this a couple weeks ago on Twitter.
 
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theralph said:
It's called a joke, which was clear if you listened to how I said it last night. Bibble has been working mongoloids like yourself. Even Corey Barnhill the pedophile put out a clip of Bibble "almost" spill some "gossip," when in reality it was Bibble's idea to work the haters who are chomping at the bit for some dirt. I don't like it, cause there are too many really stupid people who might think it's actually true.

The reality is It's not true.

As for Zidan, that's some more bizarre fairy tale crafting there as well. Zidan and I are on good terms and he's likely to stop by the show again sometime soon. I alluded to this a couple weeks ago on Twitter.
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Take a breath, fella. You're flying off the handle in your own thread like King of Pol
 
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instythot said:
Take a breath, fella. You're flying off the handle in your own thread like King of Pol
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How is anything I said there "flying off the handle?" It's all 100% true lol.

Also, yea I probably shouldn't post here, but on the off chance that someone who isn't a retard stops by, I'd like to have the actual facts of the situation out there, particularly when certain people are trying to push the co-host drama narrative.
 
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theralph said:
As for Zidan, that's some more bizarre fairy tale crafting there as well. Zidan and I are on good terms and he's likely to stop by the show again sometime soon. I alluded to this a couple weeks ago on Twitter.
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You and Bryan have a lot in common these days, you've become quite the drama queen with your school girl antics. So you're still lusting after Zidan's dick after all this time? You've been saying he's going to come back for over a year, let it go. You're stuck with Shannon and assburgers.
 
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theralph said:
How is anything I said there "flying off the handle?" It's all 100% true lol.

Also, yea I probably shouldn't post here, but on the off chance that someone who isn't an exceptional individual stops by, I'd like to have the actual facts of the situation out there, particularly when certain people are trying to push the co-host drama narrative.
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The only person pushing a narrative is you. I'm sure most of your fans aren't even aware that you have a KF thread.
 
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theralph said:
How is anything I said there "flying off the handle?" It's all 100% true lol.

Also, yea I probably shouldn't post here, but on the off chance that someone who isn't an exceptional individual stops by, I'd like to have the actual facts of the situation out there, particularly when certain people are trying to push the co-host drama narrative.
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Perhaps the semi-professional blog writer should review his post for tone.

I will grant that the spelling, punctuation and grammar are leagues ahead of what we get when Bry Bry treats us to own-thread posts, so you're ahead of the game in that regard
 
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theralph said:
How is anything I said there "flying off the handle?" It's all 100% true lol.

Also, yea I probably shouldn't post here, but on the off chance that someone who isn't an exceptional individual stops by, I'd like to have the actual facts of the situation out there, particularly when certain people are trying to push the co-host drama narrative.
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Wow twice in one week?

I mean you must be feeling pretty low and defensive after that shit show last night. Nothing but watching long ass clips with little to no commentary, while the entire chat is shitting on your face.

Also, are you and Bibble gonna have a nice little "no-drama we're all happy carebear friends here on the Ralph Retort" episode soon like you and rand just had? I mean did you notice how hard he was trying to get into Josh's stream to talk shit about you? I think you're either in denial, or much more likely, sweating bullets of Central BBQ sauce out of your ass trying desperately to recover PR while your show is falling apart (again).
 
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theralph said:
How is anything I said there "flying off the handle?" It's all 100% true lol.

Also, yea I probably shouldn't post here, but on the off chance that someone who isn't an exceptional individual stops by, I'd like to have the actual facts of the situation out there, particularly when certain people are trying to push the co-host drama narrative.
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Ah, yes. Because you've totally proven time and time again what an absolutely trustworthy person you are. Thanks for sharing.
 
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Two shows after the big finale to his "IBS Comeback Tour", on the night of a DNC debate, with a guest dropping bombs about a guy he had massive beef with, mere hours after wading onto the Kiwi Forum to viciously pwn his hater nation, Ethan Ralph sits alone having made roughly $30 in funbux. Congratulations Ralph, your dumb ass has officially torched what little good will you managed to clawed back.

Here's my advice champ; pretend you're back in prison spreading your cheeks for Tyrone, because if you don't ride Bibble's BBC to get him back on board ASAP you'll have so few viewers left that you'll find yourself pining for the days of the Pillstream. Who am I to judge though? I'm sure today is just a slow day, gentlemen. Zidan will be back from hiatus soon. It's all merely a work, and the marks will looks so stupid by the end of it. We'll have 3000 viewers for sure next time. The Great War will be over by Christmas, Ahab will find his whale and Ethan Ralph won't be showing up to his own show late because he was busy lurking in his own Kiwi Farms thread.
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Is tonight's show even worth it? I assume there is going to be clips of all of the spicy details.

Also, Annika is actually somewhat competent and pretty. She's skilled in robotics and holding an audience, why the fuck is she here talking about the Chilean cameraman?
 
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It's called a joke, which was clear if you listened to how I said it last night. Bibble has been working mongoloids like yourself. Even Corey Barnhill the pedophile put out a clip of Bibble "almost" spill some "gossip," when in reality it was Bibble's idea to work the haters who are chomping at the bit for some dirt. I don't like it, cause there are too many really stupid people who might think it's actually true.

The reality is It's not true.

As for Zidan, that's some more bizarre fairy tale crafting there as well. Zidan and I are on good terms and he's likely to stop by the show again sometime soon. I alluded to this a couple weeks ago on Twitter.
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You'd get more people on your side if you didn't act like Bryan; that's calling everyone names and ranting on like a sperg.
Pretty sure most will understand your point if you didn't launch insults. We have ratings and shit, but even Kiwis have a large degree of mutual respect despite how diverse in thought we are. I'm not going to call someone a faggot out of disagreement unless they do it first, many are the same. This would be obvious if you lurk enough, but you only lurk your own thread, lol.

Go look at how Aydin Paladin handled people in her own thread, some which are rather hostile. You've been denser than women who have the propensity to babble on and make everything about themselves.

You're not going to take this advice though.

theralph said:
How is anything I said there "flying off the handle?" It's all 100% true lol.

Also, yea I probably shouldn't post here, but on the off chance that someone who isn't an exceptional individual stops by, I'd like to have the actual facts of the situation out there, particularly when certain people are trying to push the co-host drama narrative.
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Again being smug and condescending. Quit being a fag, everyone is equal here.
 
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tonight was definitively a skip night ralph and the girl just ramble on and the dirt is non-existent. the only good part about tonight's show is that the girl is basically the closest to a real life murdoch-chan i've ever seen online.

obviously she has enough common sense to not go full fash online with her real name and face out there but she definitively is giving off those wheat field vibes. A bit odd how she said she would marry and fuck hitler. And her disgust for black cock and black men.
 
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theralph said:
It's called a joke, which was clear if you listened to how I said it last night. Bibble has been working mongoloids like yourself. Even Corey Barnhill the pedophile put out a clip of Bibble "almost" spill some "gossip," when in reality it was Bibble's idea to work the haters who are chomping at the bit for some dirt. I don't like it, cause there are too many really stupid people who might think it's actually true.

The reality is It's not true.

As for Zidan, that's some more bizarre fairy tale crafting there as well. Zidan and I are on good terms and he's likely to stop by the show again sometime soon. I alluded to this a couple weeks ago on Twitter.
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You said Zidan would return to the show full stop a long time ago though, now the narrative is he doesn't hate you enough to not visit occasionally
 
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