Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

TamarYaelBatYah said:
I disagree with your insinuation that being a grown woman doesn't mean you don't listen to your SO.
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So which is it? You are a grown woman who can think & speak freely as she pleases or you are not.

I'm going to go with you aren't since you dutifully 'submit' to being punished for whenever you do something your punk ass boyfriend disagrees with.

And yes, punk ass, because that is all he is no matter how many ways he gorilla pounds his chest.

And yes, boyfriend, because that is all he is no matter how you tart it up.
 
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Im taking a shit and constantly refreshing this page. This page makes me laugh so hopefully laughing will loosen up my gut and help my shit come out faster.

Oh, I also fart a lot before poop comes out. Like its always fart, then poop then more farts, and then washie washie time in the bidet.
 
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Spergichu said:
Did you miss where I pointed out how your totally definitive photo could be explained by light reflection and refraction? Or any of the other debunking of your claims?
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You didnt disprove my photos. You interjected your bias opinion because your in denial of the truth.

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Your husband can't spell "farce". I suggest you tone down the condescension.
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farse in British English
(fɑːs) ecclesiastical

noun
1.
an explanatory paraphrase inserted intoLatin liturgy
 
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Marshall-Law said:
You didnt disprove my photos. You interjected your bias opinion because your in denial of the truth.
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Okay Marshall, I'll bite. I have known for a while that you are a dick sucking crackhead who huffs his own farts. Want to disprove it? Kay. I need photo evidence you don't suck cocks. I have seen pictures of cum before, thus I can assume you suck dicks.

I mean, you might say I have no evidence because I have no irrefutable proof, but instead I'll say it's a conspiracy that I dunno, the illuminati Franken-bears of Mordor are in on. They clearly don't want us to know you suck dicks for drugs. And my years of knowing this were solidified by that one time I saw your dumb ass face and thought "that man sucks dick."

Now I know you a big brain boi, but let me state this for the class. This is an analogy used to show the fallacies in your argument. It's grand that you want to beat your chest and scream you're right, but here's what you haven't posted:

1. Flight footage proving the earth is flat.
2. Pictures of the edge of the world.
3. Footage of "the dome" we live in.
4. Scientific proof that shatters our perception of gravity.
5. Proof of concept.

So do us all a favor and pull your head out of your ass, get some fresh air, maybe let that head of yours clear up some.
 
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TamarYaelBatYah said:
"Whore" must be a projection of yourself since you sit around wacking off to porn all the time instead of being loyal to a partner
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It's ok to be mad Melinda. We all get mad sometimes. It's not your fault that you were born half retarded and Marshall beat you the rest of the way there.
 
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Marshall-Law said:
Sounds kinky. Marshall is the only man who can tame you into submission. Pretty impressive.
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Marshall you ignorant slut, beating a woman unconscious and then raping them isn't taming a woman it's abusing them. Just because Melinda is a stupid slut who likes it doesn't mean most women do.

Edit: stop speaking in the third person. It's making you look even more like a pathetic faggot.
 
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Deadpool said:
Look at the ratings for that post. Apparently Melinda disagrees that she's a grown woman.

Edit: gonna go ahead and put this here in case she decides to try an save face by changing/removing the rating.
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TamarYaelBatYah said:
No you dumb bitch, I disagree with your insinuation that being a grown woman doesn't mean you don't listen to your SO.

OOPS, I'm sorry. Is "insinuation" too big of a word for your dumb ass?
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Listen to your partner doesn't mean spouting you have to do what he says

A more reasonable quote you could have said was "marshall has advised me not to post in this thread because x reason"

Instead you spout some infantile fetish nonsense about being spanked about a man as if your some cheap porno actor nobody gives to shits about. What were expecting? Jealousy? Over a turd like Marshal, or you? You think anyone wants to know about two elephant seals having autistic sex? No. Nobody wants that shit. Your boasting is fucking stupid. Your sex is unappealing and I would gladly continue celibacy until the day I die if it means you'd shut your fucking mouth about your vile disgusting fetish sex.

That or considering Marshall has been documented as a woman basher you're so beaten in or you're a submissive woman cuck. Or maybe you just do whatever Marshal says because you're too fucking stupid or a pussy to disagree with him.

Whatever. The comment was stupid and I made a jab. Looks like I hit home since despite you say your "husband" told you not to post here you still can't help but retort back. You fucking idiot.


TamarYaelBatYah said:
"Whore" must be a projection of yourself since you sit around wacking off to porn all the time instead of being loyal to a partner
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Fuck being loyal to a partner if it means having your life
 
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redcent said:
Listen to your partner doesn't mean spouting you have to do what he says

A more reasonable quote you could have said was "marshall has advised me not to post in this thread because x reason"

Instead you spout some infantile fetish nonsense about being spanked about a man as if your some cheap porno actor nobody gives to shits about. What were expecting? Jealousy? Over a turd like Marshal, or you? You think anyone wants to know about two elephant seals having autistic sex? No. Nobody wants that shit. Your boasting is fucking stupid. Your sex is unappealing and I would gladly continue celibacy until the day I die if it means you'd shut your fucking mouth about your vile disgusting fetish sex.

That or considering Marshall has been documented as a woman basher you're so beaten in or you're a submissive woman cuck. Or maybe you just do whatever Marshal says because you're too fucking stupid or a pussy to disagree with him.

Whatever. The comment was stupid and I made a jab. Looks like I hit home since despite you say your "husband" told you not to post here you still can't help but retort back. You fucking idiot.



Fuck being loyal to a partner if it means having your life
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You can keep your philosophies about marriage, I'll keep mine.

(FYI - He said not to talk to Forcythebat , not to not post on the thread)

You gawk about me talking about our BDSM lifestyle (which was only initiated firstly because of interrogations by others), yet you make endless accusations and trials about what the appearance of my vagina looks like and constantly have questioned what I do with MY OWN VAGINA? This entire thread has been some spaghetti brained Kiwi Farmers putting my vagina on trial! Why didn't you stay out of my sex life in the first place?! Hypocrites!
 
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