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Sakurai was absolutely taking the piss here, there's no other way to interpret this. And what makes it worse is there's no way you can tell me Byleth being the last of the pass wasn't a calculated move. They knew damn well people would be up the wall about this but by the time we've found out, most have already bought the pass so no take backsies suckers.

That said I can't even be bothered to muster the energy for raw anger, just complete and utter disappointment. At the end of the day, I got my Ridley, I got my K. Rool, I got my Banjo, and there's a whopping 6 more characters on the horizon. As long as we don't get that overprivileged fire shitrabbit, it can only go up from here.

As much as he was trolling I guess considering he delivered big time with the other DLC fighters and was set to announce 6 more to come I imagine it was supposed to be good-natured. Will still admit I'm annoyed just cause it the hype was too high for just another FE character.
 
At this rate, I fully expect a new shillmon in the next pass.
Probably this guy
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This is also inevitable though, SwSh sold like hot cakes and they'll wanna add in something relating to it to Smash. Plus everyone wants to see the 2 most entitled fanbases get riled up at the same time

Hoes mad lol.

I figured Three Houses would get some kind of representation.

I don't hate it. the salt is delicious

So is there going to be a second fighter's pass or something? Or just regular character DLC

Entire pass like last time, except there's 6 fighters and it'll be finished by the end of next year. The salt will continue for the foreseeable future
 
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Hot take: I have no strong opinion on this reveal one way or the other and I get that Sakurai has a bit of a reputation of being a troll, but...I think he might have gone a bit too far with the trolling this time. Of course, it's all in the timing--he's pretty much left all of us hanging after it with nothing else to look forward to, and that might be part of why people are so pissed off. I guess the fact that we knew another pass was coming was enough to justify it, but even Corrin during the Smash 4 era was followed by Bayonetta. Ah well. 🤷

I'm sure Byleth will be a lot of fun to play as by the time the new DLC drops, though. We're only two weeks away.

I almost think Sakurai was trolling so much because this wasn't his choice, and Nintendo made him add Latest Fire Emblem Protagonist 3.0.

As someone who has had all their wishes granted in Smash, I'm just laughing at the salt. The only thing that could get me excited for a new character is pre-7 Final Fantasy recognition, but that's such an out there hope that I'm too realistic to have any expectations.

I'm glad Cup Head got the Sans treatment, the "looks like a grotesque costume" Mii fighters are always such a disappointment, though I don't care for it.
 
Oh no, Sakurai is taking his time with releasing more DLC, how dare he take it easy on year 8 of continuous Smash development lol.

The divide between fans is glorious. I just hope he isn't getting death threats.

Also kirbopher started bragging about voicing Byleth and how he'd probably get into Smash. Then he got fired and patched. Lmao.
 
The same people bitching about another Fire Emblem character would be creaming themselves about fucking Geno or someone else that has no chance of being in Smash. Also why fucking Geno of all characters?
because muh Super Mario RPG nostalgia
 
I completely lost my shit when the presentation opened with Sakurai hanging a poster and when he started explaining what Fire Emblem was and how it is difficult to pronounce in Japanese. He really is a masterful troll. I was expecting it to be some kind of troll/wtf pick when it was announced they would be revealing and showcasing in one presentation but Byleth slipped my mind. Here's to fighter pass 2 continuing to be interesting and delivering more salt.

The only thing that could get me excited for a new character is pre-7 Final Fantasy recognition, but that's such an out there hope that I'm too realistic to have any expectations
I just want Terra, God dammit.
 
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