Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and fat balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

[break these cuffs]

He would have cross dressed in his spare time in secret, had some homosexual affairs, indulged in some other forms of sexual deviancy and tried to hold it together until he ate a shotgun at 40.

The irony is that he's still likely to 41% himself when he's 40 despite living his fetish.

 

[AnOminous]

You're right that Kyle's reality is grim and his future far grimmer. These fetishists lack any regard for long term planning. I pity the nurses and aides who have to deal with troon stink ditches in 40-60 years.

Especially when they go senile, forget why they chopped off their cocks, because their memory no longer includes when they got brainwashed by tumblr, and are horrified every few hours when they have to take a piss.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

If he had most of his adult life just handed to him like that, he probably didn't expect anyone to pushback when he announced that he was secretly a beautiful lady, and just doubled down on it because he didn't know how to handle rejection.

 

[thejackal]

I think the thing he gets the most pleasure from is making stupid trans jokes on twitter. Which is a helluva way to go through life when you have two kids.

 

[Next Task]

Would they have wrecked their lives some other way, or would they have continued in their careers?

I reckon they would have lived out their fetishes in some other way, and had the standard mid-life crisis and dumped their wives for a younger model, only to find out that none of the younger women/men are interested in them for more than their money.

I'd imagine there would be a lot of Kirk van Houtens around, subscribing to Fetlife and making everyone around them miserable - but they wouldn't have been trying to rewrite biology, they'd just be creepy middle-aged men you are allowed to ignore and disparage without getting called a bigot.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The positive side of Kyle trooning out is that his wife is free of a loveless marriage and his kids can mourn losing their father now, which will lessen the pain when he either offs himself or is murdered by one of his Grindr hookups.

 

[Pope Fucker]

If you're a man going through midlife crisis, just buy yourself a new sports car. Yes, it's cliche, but you're not going to
regret it as much as a neovagina. Besides, dying in a car accident is faster than waiting for the depression of being a castrated freak to take you out.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If you want to mangle your body up before you die and be a huge traumatic inconvenience to everyone why not just get your hair stuck in a lathe?

 

[Next Task]

If you're a man going through midlife crisis, just buy yourself a new sports car. Yes, it's cliche, but you're not going to
regret it as much as a neovagina. Besides, dying in a car accident is faster than waiting for the depression of being a castrated freak to take you out.

Better yet, a motorbike. More likely to become an organ donor, much less likely for them to be irreversibly tainted by all the horse piss and other drugs in your system.

 

[Trombonista]

Cow Crossover with Emily Gorcenski!

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

When was the last time you spoke to your kids kyle?

Ugh I'm just so busy being a lady journalist you guys

Remember Kyle lost out on the job at the HRC to Charles Clymer, (even when Clymer's boss, Sarah McBride,is a fellow fat man in a dress), he's that much of a fuck up.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm going to start quoting things and then sticking "Katelyn Burns, Vox" after them so he sees them when name searching. Does Twitter ban you for posting Khalid Muhammed quotes? Asking for a friend.

"Who are the slumlords in the Black community? The so-called Jews... Who is it sucking our blood in the Black community? A white imposter Arab and a white imposter Jew. " Katelyn Burns, Vox

 

[thejackal]

The "Cap Hill DC reporter" doesn't have any real interest in politics outside their narrow trans issues? LARP indeed.

 

[thejackal]

New day, more over sharing from Burns. Let's play a game. See if you can guess what the "this" refers to in this tweet Burns retweeted about "bonding" with cis women:

Spoiler: take your guesses

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Spoiler

if you had "anal rips", cis women and troons bonding over anal rips, give yourself a semper.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Not just a rape survivor, an anal rape survivor.

 

[Spastic Colon]

New day, more over sharing from Burns. Let's play a game. See if you can guess what the "this" refers to in this tweet Burns retweeted about "bonding" with cis women:

Spoiler: take your guesses

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if you had "anal rips", cis women and troons bonding over anal rips, give yourself a semper.

I don't think it's that they assume Kyle likes anal. I think they assume that because he's a dude, he doesn't have a vagina so they have to use the back door. Or maybe they are squeamish about fucking an open wound. The time to have that conversation though is before you take off your underwear and bend over. That tends to give the wrong impression.

 

[thejackal]

I don't think it's that they assume Kyle likes anal. I think they assume that because he's a dude, he doesn't have a vagina so they have to use the back door. Or maybe they are squeamish about fucking an open wound. The time to have that conversation though is before you take off your underwear and bend over. That tends to give the wrong impression.

I'm only on my troon 101 level courses but Kyle is def the repressed gay dude variety. He basically cut off his dick and created a festering wound so he could *claim* he doesn't like homosexual sex. He wants to bond with fellow women about dudes who "accidently" slip it in the wrong hole because he's a True and Honest woman that is straight.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I believe Kyle raped someone with his anus. I do not believe anyone raped Kyle.

 

[wabbits]

Is there a dentata implant for the anus? Asking for a friend.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I don't think it's that they assume Kyle likes anal. I think they assume that because he's a dude, he doesn't have a vagina so they have to use the back door. Or maybe they are squeamish about fucking an open wound. The time to have that conversation though is before you take off your underwear and bend over. That tends to give the wrong impression.

He hooks up with gay dudes on Grindr. That he expects anything other than anal sex is a lie. He’s frequently complained that since getting his stinkditch installed that fewer gay dudes want to fuck him.