Yaniv Arrested Again [confirmed] - Yaniv was in the back of a cop car friday

lol Some of the posts from the fake Yaniv twitter are great.
I have to give them credit, it looks exactly like Yanivs twitter.
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I can imagine Yaniv going to jail in the hopes of getting laid (even if nonconsensully) , but Tyrone going “nah I’m good” and just letting Yaniv pick up the soap he keeps dropping repetitively to not takers.
Holy shit, if he goes to men’s prison he’s going to tirelessly demand they have tampons available for him too!
 
Golly what a breath of fresh air. I kinda want Yaniv to stay there as long as possible, but I also want more Yaniv-brand bullshit to laugh at.
The way I look at it is there will always be plenty of lolcows, so it's a good thing if some of the particularly evil or degenerate ones end up somewhere they belong. Laughs are plentiful in clown world.
 
I’m starting a fundraiser for his bail. I have pocket lint and a ziploc bag.

A hair of the dog that bit me.


I guess it would be to :optimistic:, hoping for a recording of mummy Yanny howling like a wolf after her poor sweet prince getting abducted by the bad, bad law men.
Either way, it makes me happy whenever Johnny is furious, so i´m good.
 
Our boy JY has been pretty chummy with the cops up to this point, the question is: Does he have the balls to file suit against the police now that they 'betrayed' him? Biting the hand that feeds him and attacking his sponsors in government is the one thing I can think of that will drop his troonshield. I really think he is arrogant enough to try it.
 
I can imagine Yaniv going to jail in the hopes of getting laid (even if nonconsensully) , but Tyrone going “nah I’m good” and just letting Yaniv pick up the soap he keeps dropping repetitively to not takers.
Holy shit, if he goes to men’s prison he’s going to tirelessly demand they have tampons available for him too!
No fucking way. An easy ass is an easy ass.

Inmates are used to fucking with plastic bags wrapped on their dicks when there are no condoms available. Being... Well, Yaniv, would not be a problem. And while Tyrone is a man with moral fiber, which only has eyes fo' his bitch Shaniqua when she comes every week, maybe Trevor would be interested.

You know, Trevor. 6'4'', 300 lbs, didn't get laid in years.
 
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