Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Antisocial Justice Wario said:
Lowtax has a face you could punch repeatedly without boredom.
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Cant wait for the day when he gets a new tranny wife and that nigga goes full domestic rage on him, gripping him up with those hulk hands.

His final words before getting a kitchen knife in the neck? "Oh, gooftroop. My back!"

And at his memorial trannys will shit on him for not being enough of an ally.
 
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ClipBitch said:
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>the one time she shows up on camera its to talk about booze
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That look he gives the camera as he says the word ”revenge” says it all.
”It wasn’t enough to spend weeks away from my daughter to fuck my side-piece, causing my wife to take her to a shelter, so I’m furthering my revenge plot by flying out and hosting said side-piece with a nudge and a wink, despite all my claims of being broke. And look, I’ve even upgraded from barefoot wine, thanks patroons!”

That sounds like a fool-proof plan to get his daughter back, who he clearly misses. Maybe he should take it a step further and record them fucking in his kid’s bed, that’ll surely stick it to that bitch wife.
 
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ClipBitch said:
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>the one time she shows up on camera its to talk about booze
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I’m not about to sit through that crap to find out, but is he playing a clip about revenge because he cant threaten his wife on FB and IRL anymore?

Not being able to cackle publicly about owning her in court and having her deported is making him seethe.

I mean what kind of awful wife leaves a man just because he goes to UT for three weeks to fuck some Mormon chick off her psych meds? His spine was finally healed by fucking desperate thots and his wife isn’t grateful to them? Sad.
 
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Basically. The immigration part was especially telling.
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Dogan Lay posted a makeup caked selfie of herself in what appears to be Lowtax's house because she wants attention. I'm not gonna give it to her. Instead here's what she really looks like in her natural habitat of cradling dick.
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
Basically. The immigration part was especially telling.

Dogan Lay posted a makeup caked selfie of herself in what appears to be Lowtax's house because she wants attention. I'm not gonna give it to her. Instead here's what she really looks like in her natural habitat of cradling dick.
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"What kind of 20-something girl, I don't care how crazy, how deep her daddy issues, is going to deal with a wacky-zany goof troop with a spine too fucked up to be able to bone property?"
is answered very clearly by that picture.

We all know the spine saga is fake[/spoiler]
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
Lowtax is drunk as fuck livestreaming and guess who made an appearance.

So, how about denying that affair now Lowtax? What's that about not drinking anymore?
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Is that Fire or is that Shmorky? I can't tell it's too fucking blurry.

Does this mean Flash Tub is back?
 
GoofTroop70 said:
LMAO. She so desperately wants to be acknowledged that she posted the picture on his FB by tagging him.
Boy, you guys are sure optics masters.

Makes me wonder what his lawyer Mother is saying about all this? Looks like his sister is fine with it.
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The apple doesn't usually fall very far from the tree. I bet his sister is just as trashy as he is. And isn't Lowtax's mom dying of cancer or something? Or was that more shit that Lowtax lied about or exaggerated to drum up some donations?
 
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