So then. I was gone for a day or two, and we had a meltdown from the two resident cows in the thread.
But the hilarity gives us a nice little opportunity. Specifically, a wide open window for humor. See, Marshall can't hide behind different tags and all his posts are on one account now. So we get to see the two sides of Marshall.
On one side, we have known Marshall: Flat earther, spastic, married, paranoid, and frankly not very bright. Claims to have worked for the military as a navigator.
Then we have LARP-Marshall: a single, military vet who specializes in tactical operations, quick to call people out for having multiple accounts, refers to women as "bitches", claims they are only for fucking, and seems to be butt-buddies with Marshall (for some reason?). Not only follows Marshall on facebook, but also possesses photos of him. Thinks Marshall is a dork. Claims to have been the one to injure Steve Austin's knee. Also claims to have been trained by Russians in hand-to-hand combat.
So what to conclude from this: usually an alter-ego takes on qualities we want to have. In this case, Marshall is begging to bounce this bitch. If he has any actual service history, it was something mundane and boring. Likely he washed the floors. Wishes he was a trained combatant.
For the full lols, feel free to browse his post history. Frankly there's 8 pages of cringe-worthy content and I can't compress it all over my phone.
Marshall is an interesting case. He seems to think his tactics are some high level chess, yet his stories have more holes than swiss cheese. It's a common sign of a person used to isolation, or talking to a limited group of people. The echo chamber does not prepare them for real life.
