US President Donald J. Trump Impeachment Megathread - Democrats commit mass political suicide

On September 24th, 2019, Nanci Pelosi did what everyone expected was some exceptional political posturing -- initiating a formal impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump.

The initial "charge," such as it was, was "betraying his oath of office and the nation's security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain." This, amusingly, was after it was discovered and widely reported on that the DNC had contacted the very same foreign power to attempt to tarnish Trump.

Specifically, this was all based on a rumor that Trump had asked the Ukraine to investigate how a prosecutor investigating Joe Biden's son for corruption had gotten fired, and withheld foreign aid until they had agreed. (He did ask the leader of the Ukraine to investigate what happened with the prosecutor, but did not hold up any foreign aid nor threaten anything of the like.)

Around this time, Trump did something they could not, and still cannot, understand: He publicly turned over all the documents. The transcript of the phone call they claimed showed him committing the crime of blackmailing the Ukraine into investigating Joe Biden for him was released, showing that Trump did nothing wrong. The only reaction the radical left had was arguing over the definition of "transcript" and spouting off a conspiracy theory about official state documents being edited.

At the same time, old video evidence of Joe Biden publicly bragging about blackmailing the Ukraine into NOT investigating his son came to light. Yes, this is exactly what they're accusing Trump of doing. The left is nothing if not subtle. Right after this, evidence came to light that Pelosi, Kerry, and Romney's kids had similar fake jobs in the Ukraine, getting paid ungodly amounts of money and embezzling US foreign aid to the Ukraine -- all things that Trump's Attorney General has openly discussed investigating.

By releasing the transcripts, the DNC was tripped up. Instead of being able to leak information from their secret investigation until November 2020, they were forced to play their hand publicly.

And they had no hand to play. The impeachment accusations came from second and third hand sources -- watercooler talk from Unelected Deep State Analysts with Trump Derangement Syndrome, outraged that President Trump refused to obey them when they felt they had a better idea as to how to run Foreign Affairs. Other allegations included that supposedly, the telepathic DNC members working in the state department knew what Trump was thinking (despite him literally saying the exact opposite) or could tell that Trump would do something even worse -- maybe something actually illegal -- in the future, and boy howdy, the imaginary Trump in their minds was a right bastard.

(As an aside, the name of the whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella, has been censored across pretty much all social media, a test run of whatever censorship they're going to enact in the next few months to try and swing the election.)

At the same time, the DNC performed significant amounts of partisan political fuckery to do this all publicly, but unofficially -- preventing the GOP from bringing forth witnesses or questioning the DNC's witnesses, or even reading the double plus secret evidence the DNC supposedly had. Those GOP that did get access to the evidence have confirmed it's a 3 pound 5 ounce nothingburger.

The charges have since mutated, with them initially being changed to "bribery" -- as "bribery" focus groups easier and is easier to spew out on Twitter.

On December 18th, 2019, along party lines and with bipartisan opposition, they finally drafted their articles of impeachment -- first for "Abuse of Power" and second for "Obstruction of Congress." Neither are actually crimes nor are they impeachable offenses, even if they were true -- which the DNC has provided no evidence of, explaining that it's the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

Narrator: It is not the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

The "Obstruction of Congress" charge is particularly egregious, as they are claiming that Trump, by reaching out to the courts to act as mediators in his dispute over the rules with Pelosi, was obstructing her. In other words, Pelosi's stance is that the President must obey her, even if she's being a batshit insane drunk. Many legal scholars, including Alan Dershowitz, have pointed out that this is absolute bullshit.

The latest development as of this writing on December 21th, 2019, is that Pelosi is demanding that the GOP recuse itself, allowing the DNC to reshape the Senate in order to make the process "fair" -- by creating a Kangaroo court. The GOP is refusing outright, as the Senate's role during this is very specifically to take the charges and all the evidence gathered from the house -- which is none -- and vote yes or no on impeachment. They need 2/3rd majority to vote yes, and the DNC does not have the votes.

Pelosi is refusing to send over the articles of impeachment until the GOP allows her to stack the Senate against Trump, an act that Dershowitz as well as Noah Feldman, the DNC's own star legal expert witness, has said is unconstitutional and "a problem," as Trump isn't impeached until the articles have been filed. Meanwhile, the DNC has put the House on vacation until the new year, while the Senate is exploring options including forcing the articles over without Pelosi's ok. Trump and the Senate have both went to the SCOTUS to ask them if any of this is constitutional.

tl;dr: Trump may have found where the Swamp was embezzling US Foreign Aid. Many politician's children working fake jobs for huge amounts of money in the Ukraine, blatantly selling influence. This caused the DNC to freak out and try and headshot Trump. They missed. The Democrats appear to have committed political suicide, making Trump a Martyr and only realizing in the aftermath that they didn't actually get rid of him or even weaken him in any way. They also appear to realize they fucked up and are trying to slow walk it back, keeping the "he's impeached!" victory while not actually having to let anyone read the evidence or have a trial on it.


@Yotsubaaa did a great writeup here with links to various winner posts: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nancy...kraine-phone-call.61583/page-135#post-5606264

And @Yotsubaaa did a new version very late on the 21st of December: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/presi...chment-megathread.61583/page-260#post-5754920

Which are too big to quote here.



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WASHINGTON — Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House would initiate a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump, charging him with betraying his oath of office and the nation’s security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain.

Ms. Pelosi’s declaration, after months of reticence by Democrats who had feared the political consequences of impeaching a president many of them long ago concluded was unfit for office, was a stunning turn that set the stage for a history-making and exceedingly bitter confrontation between the Democrat-led House and a defiant president who has thumbed his nose at institutional norms.

“The actions taken to date by the president have seriously violated the Constitution,” Ms. Pelosi said in a brief speech invoking the nation’s founding principles. Mr. Trump, she added, “must be held accountable — no one is above the law.”

She said the president’s conduct revealed his “betrayal of his oath of office, betrayal of our national security and betrayal of the integrity of our elections.”

Ms. Pelosi’s decision to push forward with the most severe action that Congress can take against a sitting president could usher in a remarkable new chapter in American life, touching off a constitutional and political showdown with the potential to cleave an already divided nation, reshape Mr. Trump’s presidency and the country’s politics, and carry heavy risks both for him and for the Democrats who have decided to weigh his removal.

Though the outcome is uncertain, it also raised the possibility that Mr. Trump could become only the fourth president in American history to face impeachment. Presidents Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were both impeached but later acquitted by the Senate. President Richard M. Nixon resigned in the face of a looming House impeachment vote.

It was the first salvo in an escalating, high-stakes standoff between Ms. Pelosi, now fully engaged in an effort to build the most damning possible case against the president, and Mr. Trump, who angrily denounced Democrats’ impeachment inquiry even as he worked feverishly in private to head off the risk to his presidency.

Mr. Trump, who for months has dared Democrats to impeach him, issued a defiant response on Twitter while in New York for several days of international diplomacy at the United Nations, with a series of fuming posts that culminated with a simple phrase: “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!” Meanwhile, his re-election campaign and House Republican leaders launched a vociferous defense, accusing Democrats of a partisan rush to judgment.

“Such an important day at the United Nations, so much work and so much success, and the Democrats purposely had to ruin and demean it with more breaking news Witch Hunt garbage,” Mr. Trump wrote. “So bad for our Country! For the past two years, talk of impeachment had centered around the findings of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, who investigated Russia’s interference in the 2016 elections and Mr. Trump’s attempts to derail that inquiry. On Tuesday, Ms. Pelosi, Democrat of California, told her caucus and then the country that new revelations about Mr. Trump’s dealings with Ukraine, and his administration’s stonewalling of Congress about them, had finally left the House no choice but to proceed toward a rarely used remedy.

“Right now, we have to strike while the iron is hot,” she told House Democrats in a closed-door meeting in the basement of the Capitol. Emerging moments later to address a phalanx of news cameras, Ms. Pelosi, speaking sometimes haltingly as she delivered a speech from a teleprompter, invoked the Constitution and the nation’s founders as she declared, “The times have found us” and outlined a new stage of investigating Mr. Trump.

At issue are allegations that Mr. Trump pressured the president of Ukraine to open a corruption investigation of former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., a leading contender for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, and his son. The conversation is said to be part of a whistle-blower complaint that the Trump administration has withheld from Congress. And it occurred just a few days after Mr. Trump had ordered his staff to freeze more than $391 million in aid to Ukraine.

Mr. Trump has confirmed aspects of his conversation with the Ukrainian leader in recent days, but he continues to insist he acted appropriately.

The president said on Tuesday that he would authorize the release of a transcript of the conversation, part of an effort to pre-empt Democrats’ impeachment push. But Democrats, after months of holding back, were unbowed, demanding the full whistle-blower complaint and other documentation about White House dealings with Ukraine, even as they pushed toward an expansive impeachment inquiry that could encompass unrelated charges.

President Trump’s personal lawyer. The prosecutor general of Ukraine. Joe Biden’s son. These are just some of the names mentioned in the whistle-blower’s complaint. What were their roles? We break it down.

Ms. Pelosi told fellow Democrats that Mr. Trump told her in a private call on Tuesday morning that he was not responsible for withholding the whistle-blower complaint from Congress. But late Tuesday, the White House and intelligence officials were working on a deal to allow the whistle-blower to speak to Congress and potentially even share a redacted version of the complaint in the coming days, after the whistle-blower expressed interest in talking to lawmakers.

Although Ms. Pelosi’s announcement was a crucial turning point, it left many unanswered questions about exactly when and how Democrats planned to push forward on impeachment.
 
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seeing how slow this thread is moving, I take that nothing of interest is being said? even super dumb shit?
It's the same lacklustre bullshit they did in the hoouse. Complete nonsense. Saying the same shit over and over again is the strategy, apparently.
I can't wait for people to go under oath, that's when it's gonna get spicy.
I'm beginning to doubt there will be any witnesses, but assuming the biggest clusterfuck, here's my list (in order):
Sondland again.
Yovanovich again.
The four the Democrats want.
Hunter Biden.
Nadler.
That Ukrainian faggot making the rounds on CNN and MSNPC right now.
Various members of Adam Schiff's staff.
The Whistleblower.
The alleged second Whistleblower.
Shokin.
Vindman.
Written statement by Zelensky.
CEO of Burisma.
Shokin's replacement... Zo...something...
Pelosi's son.
Joe Biden.
Schiff.

Yeah, probably a few indictments for Republicans. But it would decimate the Democrat party, and the entertainment would be spectacular.

Wishful thinking of course, but I can dream god damn it.
 
Holy shit, Schiff just made shit up again!

He just pretended Mulvaney said things he NEVER said.

Unreal. This man is unreal.

For clarity to benefit those who didn't watch the Schiffy Puppet Show: Schiff pretended to quote Mick Mulvaney and then made up a statement that Mulvaney never spoke.

He previously did this with Trump.

He clearly hasn't learned why it is wrong to misrepresent what people have said and needs to face censure.
 
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Holy shit, Schiff just made shit up again!

He just pretended Mulvaney said things he NEVER said.

Unreal. This man is unreal.

For clarity to benefit those who didn't watch the Schiffy Puppet Show: Schiff pretended to quote Mick Mulvaney and then made up a statement that Mulvaney never spoke.

He previously did this with Trump.

He clearly hasn't learned why it is wrong to misrepresent what people have said and needs to face censure.
I've checked out to do something else, because this is boring. Thanks for keeping with it. Call me MATI, but Schiff needs to be taken out the back and shot. A complete disgrace. Between altering rules to allow a whistleblower report that under the old rules would never pass to attributing quotes to people that were never said. I hope people end up pursuing him after this is over.

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Found the bit you were talking about. It was the Quid Pro Quo by the journalist.
Journalist: You sound like you are describing a quid pro quo?
Schiff quoting Mulvaney: "Get used to it, get over it, we do it all the time".
Actual statement viewable on Youtube: We do that (hold back funds) all the time with foreign policy, *brings up another example- northern triangle countries to get them to change policies on immigration*, *brings up x journalist* - x said he was upset with the political influence in foreign policy. To him or anyone who believes him, "get over it", there is going to be political influence in foreign policy. elections have consequences and foreign policy changes from one administration to another.

You watch the clip (easily found) and it's clear that he sees what the journalist is trying to do (directing towards QPQ for dirt on Biden) and instead is talking about how holding money is done to influence foreign policy as a whole and the political influence/changes to foreign policy that come out of a new government. Schiff quotes him as directly telling the journalist "yeah, we spy and dig up dirt on our opponent all the time, get the fuck over it".
 
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Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are in Washington for this snoozefest while Joe Biden is in Iowa campaigning 2 weeks before the caucuses!

L O L

USA Today said:
WASHINGTON – Hours after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell proposed rules Tuesday for the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, Sen. Bernie Sanders canceled a planned rally Wednesday at the University of Northern Iowa.

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I've checked out to do something else, because this is boring. Thanks for keeping with it. Call me MATI, but Schiff needs to be taken out the back and shot. A complete disgrace. Between altering rules to allow a whistleblower report that under the old rules would never pass to attributing quotes to people that were never said. I hope people end up pursuing him after this is over.

I don't agree. I want him to reach a ripe old age in GITMO.

@YooA

All Biden has to do is not be Joe Biden for a few weeks.

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Fake Indian and Commy Fag BTFO.

I believe this is a real life example of being hoisted by one's own petard.

They screamed for this impeachment...now they got it.

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Crow just lied and that leads to:

Schiff is claiming the funding would have expired which is a lie.

Schiff is claiming Trump released the funds because he was caught which cannot be proven but Schiff conveniently ignores the fact that Ukraine passed anti-corruption measures immediately preceding the release of funds.

See what Schiff is saying here is that a President must abide by the will of congress or else.
 
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Let me clear up why the GOP and Trump aren't letting the DNC have any of these documents. They know it won't be the end. They know it will set a precedent for congress to make unreasonable demands of this and every president going forward. If the Senate submits to the will of these zealots there will be no end to the demands for documents, notes, recordings, etc.

The legislative branch is a check against the executive not above it.

Schiff wants to know why they didn't argue the merits? There are none, Adam, and you know it.
Forgive me for my ignorance, but who is Adam Schiff? I have heard absolutely NOTHING about this guy prior to this whole thing.
 
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Forgive me for my ignorance, but who is Adam Schiff? I have heard absolutely NOTHING about this guy prior to this whole thing.
Head of the Intelligence committee in the House. Gimp bitch of those who Glow.
I imagine that he is the most owned to fuck man in history with every NSA/CIA/WTF stethoscope up his ass. He is their creature, and serves at their pleasure.
 
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