Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[sperginity]

Biohacking:

I just imagine zach taking these drugs in a way other than has been prescribed, drooling, about to pass out into a deep slumber, in front of a half written tweet that starts out "well, as a mom myself" , before his step children try to wake him so they can do their homework

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Meanwhile Heather told her sons not to send dick pics until they are 18. I wonder if she would tell them to wait until 18 if they say they want their dicks gone.

Isn't one of the kids Heather's referring to 10 years old?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Spoiler: NSFW and unfit for human consumption click at your own risk

Oh Zinniaaaa.

Meet the new boss.

OH ZINNIA STANS.

If anything happens to Zinnia, we'll just continue with Ella instead. Same thread different trannie same dragon dildo.

 

[Positron]

Depression phase in 3...2...1

Gnome crossover. Jake attributes Zach's emotional fuzz to a can of soda:


Nutty anti-gun take:

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So...Zach's telling us his dick is broken (there's no way he's talking about anyone but himself, this is Zach). It's probably why he's telling Heather he can't engage in his marital duties. It's not that he's unattracted to her or that he's gay or pining for Penny. It's this common disease. It'd really be ableist for her to divorce him now. How dare she make fun of him for his disability?

 

[Baloney Face]

It's probably why he's telling Heather he can't engage in his marital duties.

Which "marital duties"? They are lesbians. Right?

Wanna bet ZJ has never gone down on Heather.

 

[OttoWest]

Which "marital duties"? They are lesbians. Right?

Wanna bet ZJ has never gone down on Heather.

The first and last time Zach touched a vag was when he was exiting it.

 

[simulated goat]

Heh. If so, it'd be like the guy who calls himself a quail hunter, but has an arsenal for an invading army. It's not a toolset, it's a fetish manifested.

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The tentacle one looks like a bitch to clean.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Those uh... suckers don't work right?

NOT ASKING FOR A FRIEND

 

[Popoto]

Those uh... suckers don't work right?

NOT ASKING FOR A FRIEND

I bet they "work" in the same way those novelty balls made of suction pods do - only if there is considerable force in the impact.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Depression phase in 3...2...1
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I'm with you, Zach. I also hate your fucking life.


(something tells me those dildos aren't made for trannies and their loose assholes. Vaginas can go back to their normal size after dilated... anuses, not much).

 

[Popoto]

I'm with you, Zach. I also hate your fucking life.


(something tells me those dildos aren't made for trannies and their loose assholes. Vaginas can go back to their normal size after dilated... anuses, not much).

I am so sorry to rain on your optimism, but any dildo longer than 6" are generally not intended for vaginal insertion. Lengthwise the vagina just hits a dead end (the cervix sits at the top wall) while the colon connects to the intestines.

It's also why these long dildos tend to be floppy - to accommodate bending to fit the natural direction of your guts better.

 

[Paul Barker!]

Hm, for the first time in my life, I wish I could un-know something. Thank you!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I just love the things I learn on this forum. The porncows thread is particularly illuminating, but learning about how giant dildos fit up Zack's ass, from a mechanical standpoint, is fun, too.

 

[wabbits]

The tentacle one looks like a bitch to clean.

Clean.

 

[Mr Snoid]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And here I was, thinking I’d been desensitised to Zach’s thread.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I am so sorry to rain on your optimism, but any dildo longer than 6" are generally not intended for vaginal insertion. Lengthwise the vagina just hits a dead end (the cervix sits at the top wall) while the colon connects to the intestines.

It's also why these long dildos tend to be floppy - to accommodate bending to fit the natural direction of your guts better.

I'm sorry for being what originated this reply.

I'm sorry I quoted it.

Seriously, wtf?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Zach sure is in the running for stepdad of the year here. What kid wouldn't want to know that their parent hates their life and everything in it?

 

[AnOminous]

Zach sure is in the running for stepdad of the year here. What kid wouldn't want to know that their parent hates their life and everything in it?

He especially hates those cis scum kids. He'd better get to trooning them out.