confession

[Argh My Cigar]

Good Luck out there, Kiwi Farms is a nasty place.

Nah, I love the insanity here. It’s an acquired taste but once you get past the whole “making fun of exceptional people” shtick it kinda grows on you, like that one weird friend who lives with his parents at 35 but collects Sega Saturns and is always down for some Third Strike and a shot of Johnny Walker.

I’m familiar with Nick Bate from the HRwiki forums and had no idea the kind of (literal) shit he was up to. Glad he’s locked away for 40 years. He’s probably getting his ass parted by a 6’2 black man named Tiny.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So apart from giving him a few phat stax did you do any other trolling towards Chris? @Argh My Cigar

 

[soft kitty]

Nah, I love the insanity here. It’s an acquired taste but once you get past the whole “making fun of exceptional people” shtick it kinda grows on you, like that one weird friend who lives with his parents at 35 but collects Sega Saturns and is always down for some Third Strike and a shot of Johnny Walker.

I’m familiar with Nick Bate from the HRwiki forums and had no idea the kind of (literal) shit he was up to. Glad he’s locked away for 40 years. He’s probably getting his ass parted by a 6’2 black man named Tiny.

Well I hope you enjoyed your stay because I suspect your account won't survive. Weren't you permabanned? And now you're basically admitting to ban evading?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

So apart from giving him a few phat stax did you do any other trolling towards Chris? @Argh My Cigar

I called Bob when I was 16. It’s “Liquid Bob calls Bob” on the CWCki. had a shitty stutter and a jew boy voice. I have a diamond appraiser’s nose at this point.

And no. But I was introduced to a host of potential we’ens. Shadow Resident killed himself when people assumed he was me, and his brother got upset. If that was true or not is up for debate but I got flooded with a bunch of PMs asking me to help with trolling schemes and I never took the bait.

Josh Wise tried to contact me and he’s such a little faggot that I’m surprised he managed to breed. If you’re still lurking here: do yourself a favor and get your fucking act together. You’re only 26 and you have time. Don’t end up like Hirtes.

but holy shit you made a fool out of me and you’re so lucky I didn’t use some of that money to send a festival of pygmy hookers to your podunk trailer

 

[Duke Nukem]

Forget everything else in this thread, if you can. Adding seltzer to a rum, then giving it a faggy Pony name - that - that, right fucking there - is sacrilege.

Bronies ruin everything, thanks a lot, I used to think of pirates when you mentioned rum, now I'm going to think of greasy neckbeards and cartoon horses.

Treat Kiwi Farms like a zoo:
Look, but don't touch.

True that, but there is always that one guy who insists on wanting to have sex with the animals or dangle his children over the chimpanzee exhibit "for the lulz."

I called Bob when I was 16. It’s “Liquid Bob calls Bob” on the CWCki. had a shitty stutter and a jew boy voice. I have a diamond appraiser’s nose at this point.

And no. But I was introduced to a host of potential we’ens. Shadow Resident killed himself when people assumed he was me, and his brother got upset. If that was true or not is up for debate but I got flooded with a bunch of PMs asking me to help with trolling schemes and I never took the bait.

Josh Wise tried to contact me and he’s such a little faggot that I’m surprised he managed to breed. If you’re still lurking here: do yourself a favor and get your fucking act together. You’re only 26 and you have time. Don’t end up like Hirtes.

but holy shit you made a fool out of me and you’re so lucky I didn’t use some of that money to send a festival of pygmy hookers to your podunk trailer

Huh...rules...no...trolling...plans?

I guess I'm going to have to share MY story about how I totally owned Chris by calling his cell phone and screaming JULAY! orgasmically. Or maybe that time I donated my entire paycheck and a couple of gold bricks to Chris so he can blow it all on Lego sets and McDonald's. Yeah totally owned that guy, plz upvote.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Ahhh, I see. Well, I certainly don't envy your position. If I were you I'd save up some cash and get the fuck out of NY as soon as possible. New York sucks! Have you thought about saving/investing your money?

Might invest in a shitty apartment and rent it out to college kids but that’s debatable. Friend has a side business in ERP so i might lend him some and see if i get a decent return.

As far as Chris goes, he has people trying to help him do the same and use whatever dregs he gets from donations toward a possible high interest savings account but any possibility of that vanished when The Captain got fed up.

And to Jack (Captain): Dude, I know you made me swear to Yahweh that I’d keep some stuff on a need-to-know basis but I feel there’s more dignity in just being upfront about this.

 

[deadson]

Nothing like troll remorse and regret first thing in the morning.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Nothing like troll remorse and regret first thing in the morning.

best part of waking up

 

[Duke Nukem]

$3500 gross, $3000 net.

Doopie as in DoopieDoOver. Ever since her association with Chris, her reputation is more linked to him than PlanetDoland. The Captain helped her out with a lot of shit.

There's a common belief that the smarter you are, the more money you can make.

And you have managed to single-handedly destroy that idea simply by creating this thread.

 

[chimpSculpture]

My boss is a relatively young guy and wondered what the fuck was wrong with me giving $1200 to Chris. I really dodged a massive bullet otherwise I could’ve been blacklisted from ever having a chance at actually having a life.

Did I miss something? Why does your boss know you gave Chris money? Did you tell him? Why?

So apart from giving him a few phat stax did you do any other trolling towards Chris? @Argh My Cigar

How is giving $1.2k to Chris Chan trolling?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

There's a common belief that the smarter you are, the more money you can make.

And you have managed to single-handedly destroy that idea simply by creating this thread.

There’s plenty of educated, capable people who don’t do jack shit with their time. And I never claimed to be smart at any point in this thread, but hey, you do you

 

[Duke Nukem]

never claimed to be smart

This is literally the only thing that you have done right in this thread since you started.

But that's like saying you don't rape children or paint the walls of your apartment with human waste.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This is literally the only thing that you have done right in this thread since you started.

But that's like saying you don't rape children or paint the walls of your apartment with human waste.

who pissed in your coffee this morning jesus fuck

 

[TV's Adam West]

Oh you absolute fucking madman, WHY would you admit this?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Oh you absolute fucking madman, WHY would you admit this?

To be blunt? To close this chapter of my life. Shame is kind of a huge motivator to avoid places that just aren’t worth sticking around for. In about 40 years we’re going to have people in congress who had accounts on here. You never know what’ll get used against you, brah.

 

[TV's Adam West]

To be blunt? To close this chapter of my life. Shame is kind of a huge motivator to avoid places that just aren’t worth sticking around for. In about 40 years we’re going to have people in congress who had accounts on here. You never know what’ll get used against you, brah.

Ya know that's fair, we've all done stupid shit, but giving 1200 dollars to a mentally ill tranny, only for it to get intercepted by literal children is still pretty exceptional.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Ya know that's fair, we've all done stupid shit, but giving 1200 dollars to a mentally ill tranny, only for it to get intercepted by literal children is still pretty exceptional.

According to this one dominatrix I became aquatinted with a majority of her clients are CEOs and even fucking college professors who spend 6 times as much for more degenerate acts.

like one unfortunate bloke that taught intro to philosophy who “accidentally”sent pictures of himself dressed like a woman in diapers to one of his female students, then gave her about 2k and a passing grade so he can be led around LA on a leash in a tutu.

there’s an entire backlog of depravity in these circles

 

[Consider Lizärds]

I don't think your particularly sorry for anything, the money was easy come easy go. You're enjoying being the centre of attention, even for its for something as dumb as throwing money at Chris. Best to ignore this thread now, methinks.

 

[Duke Nukem]

who pissed in your coffee this morning jesus fuck

Hey, some people are into that. Not my flavor of degenerate but I don't judge.

To be blunt? To close this chapter of my life. Shame is kind of a huge motivator to avoid places that just aren’t worth sticking around for. In about 40 years we’re going to have people in congress who had accounts on here. You never know what’ll get used against you, brah.

So you basically came here to make an ass of yourself, and we're the ones that have to be worried about shitposting here because of a potential political career? Half my generation can barely afford rent, let alone funding a senatorial campaign.

Ya know that's fair, we've all done stupid shit, but giving 1200 dollars to a mentally ill tranny, only for it to get intercepted by literal children is still pretty exceptional.

What else can I say, riches are wasted on the rich. Imagine what a non-idiot could have done with $1200. But no it goes to the most autistic man(child) on the internet and gets intercepted by an actual child fucking with a mentally ill autist who thinks he's a cartoon woman hedgehog with Pikachu ears.

According to this one dominatrix I became aquatinted with a majority of her clients are CEOs and even fucking college professors who spend 6 times as much for more degenerate acts.

like one unfortunate bloke that taught intro to philosophy who “accidentally”sent pictures of himself dressed like a woman in diapers to one of his female students, then gave her about 2k and a passing grade so he can be led around LA on a leash in a tutu.

there’s an entire backlog of depravity in these circles

So basically, your stereotypical soyboy sex life?

I don't think your particularly sorry for anything, the money was easy come easy go. You're enjoying being the centre of attention, even for its for something as dumb as throwing money at Chris. Best to ignore this thread now, methinks.

No such thing as bad publicity, holmes.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Hey, some people are into that. Not my flavor of degenerate but I don't judge.

So you basically came here to make an ass of yourself, and we're the ones that have to be worried about shitposting here because of a potential political career? Half my generation can barely afford rent, let alone funding a senatorial campaign.

Learn a trade. The guys driving the benzes and the escalades are all young guys making good money because they went for welding, electrical, irrigation, waste management— you get the idea. Anything else is a waste of time (unless you can handle STEM).

be more optimistic yeesh