🐱 Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

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Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.
“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection,” Gill told the Sun. Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.
“A person with a banana allergy is more likely to be allergic to other substances such as latex or other fruits and vegetables,” she said. “So if you’re allergic to latex condoms you may also be allergic to banana skins.”
Gill’s not the only naysayer. One Reddit user recounted a harrowing, cautionary tale where he used a banana skin to masturbate and allegedly ended up “falling in the mess I made, hit my head on the toilet and barely lived to tell the tale.”
However, supporters of the organic orgasm inducer feel it’s too good to pass up. Subscribers to JackInWorld, the self-proclaimed “Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource,” gave the “banana man” 4.5 out of 5 stars with 359 votes cast so far. The site also provides a tutorial on how to perform the act and even advised warming the peel for added effect.
Commenters seconded these sentiments: “I have used the banana skin technique occasionally for many years (I’m now 78),” said one banana skin supporter. “The bigger the banana the better,” added another.
Banana peels aren’t the first unconventional items employed by pleasure-seekers. This past November, gynecologists warned women not to masturbate with electric toothbrushes because it “could cause trauma to the delicate vulval area.”
 
So she is saying men shouldn't do this because... some men might be allergic to bananas? Sounds like Dr. Gill is scared of being replaced.

Guarantee she replaced dick ages ago with superior technology. She's probably scared that she's going to have to examine your inflamed junk.
 
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I know how that is. I accidentally once scratched my balls after eating something spicy and damn, I had to wash them for an hour to get the pain out of it.

Should've taken a bath in milk.

When I was in high school, I took horticulture, and we were growing hot peppers. Our teacher warned us about being careful, and told us about a former student who forgot to wash his hands before going to the bathroom.

And my uncle's brother apparently did the same thing when a bunch of them were eating atomic wings.
 
One time I tried masturbating with shampoo.

It was the most painful experience of my life.

The skin on my dick turned red and crinkly like it was in a sheath of plastic. It molted like a fucking snake.

Needless to say I have the most sincere form of empathy for lab animals now.

I did a similar thing but with that exfoliating shower gel with the little clay beads, reasoning the extra sensation would enhance it

Infact what happened is i got gel and beads down my urethra and had to spend an excruciating afternoon fapping bubbles and cum out of my dick to clear it while the motion exfoliated my dick from the inside

3.5/5 would not reccomend
 
I've heard some enterprising men use other men's buttholes as a substitute for vagina.
It's shocking what kids can come up with in today's Trump economy.
 
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