Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[BillyGoat2]

Is it illegal for a German to mention that your country's solution to hyperinflation was literally Hitler?

hey, it worked pretty well till around 1940 or so.

 

[not william stenchever]

hey, it worked pretty well till around 1940 or so.

If you ignore that their creative accounting that caused them to go total war earlier than planned so that they could smash open their neighbors' piggy banks to stay solvent, yes.

 

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According to video sent out by Jack Posobiec, China has deployed anti-biochemical warfare troops to Wuhan.

Jack Posobiec on Twitter

“China has deployed biochemical troops to Wuhan https://t.co/Z2g3gySJFD”

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[energ1a]

Ross Armer on Twitter

“Made a quick gif of the spread of confirmed #wuhan #coronavirus in China from January 15 thru January 24. #2019nCoV @lookner https://t.co/8R4RU5bhaf”

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Yeah this doesn't look good.

 

[Judge Holden]

Uh oh....I may have been wrong when I said this shit would only be a serious issue for the old and unhealthy people infesting chinkland.

As of the past hour its been confirmed as killing the young and healthy

Also the Chinese Army is hazmatted up and swarming Wuhan today so....yeah may wanna keep an eye on this

 

[BillyGoat2]

Uh oh....I may have been wrong when I said this shit would only be a serious issue for the old and unhealthy people infesting chinkland.

As of the past hour its been confirmed as killing the young and healthy

Also the Chinese Army is hazmatted up and swarming Wuhan today so....yeah may wanna keep an eye on this

Its in Nepal now. on the border of india.

 

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Its in Nepal now. on the border of india.

The only place more filthy than China?

Wow.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Uh oh....I may have been wrong when I said this shit would only be a serious issue for the old and unhealthy people infesting chinkland.

As of the past hour its been confirmed as killing the young and healthy

Also the Chinese Army is hazmatted up and swarming Wuhan today so....yeah may wanna keep an eye on this

The article outright states "The vast majority of the victims had been older than 60, and almost all of them had existing health conditions." One young person died. This is not the same as killing young and healthy people. Sometimes young people die from infections. The flu does occasionally kill people in their 20s-40s, too, but those groups are not identified as being in a high risk mortality group.

The air quality and pollution in China is really bad, so it would be reasonable to assume that even young, healthy people there have less ability to fight off respiratory infections. The air there smells fucking terrible, and it burns your lungs on some days just to breathe. It's even worse around CNY with all the fireworks. The only saving grace is that a lot of factories are shut down right now for the holiday.

 

[Judge Holden]

....on the border of india.

God just imagine the horror....

Hundreds of millions of terrified and angry peasants ripping eachother apart in a maddened panic to save themselves, disease and suffering everywhere, the government powerless to fix anything, police and military forces acting as little more than local warlords in the ravaged hellscape, literal human shit flowing freely in the streets, corpses floating down the rivers....

...and now on top of all that they are going to have the Coronavirus

 

[Absolutego]

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This is genuinely terrifying, and the Chinese government is clearly more interested in saving face and cracking down on the truth than protecting their citizens from an epidemic. I feel sorry for all the people affected.

I see they learned literally nothing from the SARS outbreak. They wasted valuable time trying to cover that up too.

 

[Judge Holden]

The air quality and pollution in China is really bad, so it would be reasonable to assume that even young, healthy people there have less ability to fight off respiratory infections. The air there smells fucking terrible, and it burns your lungs on some days just to breathe. It's even worse around CNY with all the fireworks. The only saving grace is that a lot of factories are shut down right now for the holiday.

So you're saying there is a chance this pandemic will wipe out the vapers?

Ok im officially on Team Plague now

 

[Tad Loaf]

The only place more filthy than China?

Wow.

Are there any recent examples of a massive outbreak in India?
India seems like it'd be a giant oil streak and just instantly erupt the moment something like this touches it.
They better become a superpower real fucking quick.

 

[Vince McMahon]

 

[BillyGoat2]

Yall posting shit from Twitter need to post links.
EDIT
12 suspected cases in the US.

US testing 12 patients for coronavirus including Texas A&M student

US health officials are testing 12 patients across the country for the new, mysterious coronavirus that has been spreading across the globe, sickening 894 people and killing 26.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Rei is shit]

Beijin, shanghai, ect declare a level 1 emergency

Beijing, Shanghai and Other Cities Enact Highest Level Emergency in Response to Coronavirus - Caixin Global

Beijing, Shanghai and Other Cities Enact Highest Level Emergency in Response to Coronavirus

www.caixinglobal.com

Hong Kong has 5 confirmed cases, with >200 suspected

China coronavirus: three new cases confirmed in Hong Kong

The Centre for Health Protection said all three patients’ respiratory specimens tested positive to the new coronavirus and they had all been isolated in hospital

www.scmp.com

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The economic impact of this is going to be really interesting. Every theater shut down and pretty much every public celebration cancelled. Will people be willing to go to bars/clubs and spend time in shops buying gifts? I kinda doubt it. Have fun hitting those GDP targets CPC!

 

[Judge Holden]

Fitting that Terry Jones left this mortal coil right before some of his finest work became relevant again

 

[Vince McMahon]

Fitting that Terry Jones left this mortal coil right before some of his finest work became relevant again

I DON'T WANT TO GO ON THE CART!

 

[Crystal Golem]

East Vs. West

Pravit Rojanaphruk on Twitter

“ฝรั่งเหน็บแนมว่าจีนกินทุกอย่างที่มี4ขานอกจากโต๊ะ หลังไวรัสแพร่จากอู่ฮั่น มีการสันนิษฐานว่าอาจเกิดจากกินพิศดารเช่นค้างคาว South China Morning Post จัดรายการเนื้อที่ซื้อได้ที่ตลาดสดขายส่งอู่ฮั่น: หมีโคอาล่า (จริงๆมิใช่หมี), ลูกหมาป่า, เม่น, ซาลาแมนเดอร์ ฯลฯ #ป #ไวรัสโคโรนา”

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Ed Zillmann on Twitter

“For all those saying China is not doing anything. Building a 25.000m2 hospital in a matter of days,closed all cinemas and tourist sites, cancelled movie premiers CNY celebrations,lockdowns,temperatures check etc.Time to show some #supportchina #WuhanPneumonia #coronavirus”

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It's hilarious to contrast #SupportChina with the takes from Thai twitter. This eating small animals angle really seems to be striking a chord.

 

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沉默的力量The power of silence on Twitter

“生化服，突击步枪，手枪，匕首等装备齐，这些都打不死病毒，那要打什么呢？自己想！ https://t.co/ehxyxdSjqf”

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Tanks.

Totally just a random flu. Harmless. Ignore the biological warfare division in full hazmat gear and the fucking tanks. Or else.

But hey, at least the glorious Chinese elites have deep fried turtle asshole to dine on, not like you stupid fucking poors.

 

[Judge Holden]

It's hilarious to contrast #SupportChina with the takes from Thai twitter. This eating small animals angle really seems to be striking a chord.

Im guessing its because individually, each country in asia has one or two animals they consider a delicacy that we in the west find strange or even abhorrant......but in china literally every fucking animal imaginable gets slapped a "WILL TOTALLY MAKE YOUR DING DONG HARDER AND STUFF" medicine label and sold at prenium rates to ultra rich upjumped hicks with zero impulse control or education