Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Kenobi]

One of the lolcowish thing dick has done was to defend Ethan Ralphs dealings with soph.


I cant find the clip but maybe one of the Ralph scholars can.
I dont really remember the full convo but the gist was something like :
Viewer calls in to the killstream and ask Dick if what Ralph is doing with Soph is morally wrong.
Dick answers something that was morally reprehensible.

 

[Lady Crysania]

80's Girl supposedly being a camgirl came from a random thing Asterios said. He said something about her going by the name "hulagirl86".

The Dick Show's primary audience is young men. You can bet your sweet ass that half the fanbase started searching high and low for "hulagirl86" or any permutations of it, and absolutely zilch was found. I wouldn't put it past Asterios to have made that up, either, since he's the kind of person who'd start spouting out crap like that just to impress people.



Then prove me wrong. Post them 80's girl nudes.

I thought you'd never ask. Been waiting for a good opportunity to post this.

Spoiler

 

[2021Murder]

The dumbest part of your posts wasn't even any one of the unsubstantiated things you said.
Now dick and his balltasters can gleefully point to your assmad statements to deflect from him blocking everyone who isn't kissing his ass, him sperging out about "private" discord screenshots, and the general decline in quality as he continues to whiteknight for some 6.5/10 floozy.
Kill yourself.

At least when other E-celebs like Ethan Ralph or Spoony did shit like that people were able to rightfully call that shit out on the farms, but even null gives him a pass.

Plus its sort of even more pathetic because hes pretty successful otherwise. Hes a trust fund kid who got into comedy, he worked a Bateman style "do way less work than you think for his pay" job at some engineering place and he has been in a long term relationship for almost 5 years now. There is no reason for him to have a discord.

Plus Dicks entire persona is basically of a sexually successful version of the average fit/izen sperg. There is no real difference between rages and spergouts if we're being honest. Every week Dick spergs out for 3 hours about some new thing and its usually something just as dumb as changing sonic's arms, he went into an hour long rant about the changes made on some disney ride from the 80s.

And unlike on his early shows, he really doesnt have as many long time friends or guests on, which is why he has to rely on shit like deep dives on his producers girlfriends problems. I feel like we're about 3 years from him becoming an acknowledged cow.

Again look at sargon or hell look at fucking maddox back in 2014 you can go from cool guy people look up to, to lolcow in a quarter of a decade

 

[Love Machine]

He didnt even wash his ass from yesterday....

 

[KateHikes14]

Is this much retardation normal and just usually cleaned up or is this thread a sped magnet?

 

[polonium]

He didnt even wash his ass from yesterday....

Either that or it was permanent pen of some kind.

 

[Lady Crysania]

Either that or it was permanent pen of some kind.

It was lipstick you moron. Also, the red inparticular is really hard to get off apparently.

 

[polonium]

It was lipstick you moron. Also, the red inparticular is really hard to get off apparently.

You posted pictures of your spread-open buttcheeks with a message written on them in lipstick, didn't wash yourself from one day to the next and posted a second picture with a different message on it, and I'm the moron?

 

[Lady Crysania]

You posted pictures of your spread-open buttcheeks with a message written on them in lipstick, didn't wash yourself from one day to the next and posted a second picture with a different message on it, and I'm the moron?

Yes, but who looked at my butthole TWICE?

 

[Pissmaster]

It was lipstick you moron. Also, the red inparticular is really hard to get off apparently.

Try wiping it off with acetone.

 

[Sam Losco]

I read somewhere that you have to drink bleach to get lipstick to come out of your skin. Give it a try and let us know if it works.

 

[Null]

I'm thread banning the rectally ravaged @Lady Crysania. This kind of person is exactly why I'm not trusting this sudden bipolar temperature shift. So far the two biggest, loudest proponents of "Dick is a lolcow" is a man who literally painted "hi null" on his own spread anus and a tard who went on a 10 post tirade without showing evidence for a single thing they're talking about.

There is no real difference between rages and spergouts if we're being honest.

Yes, there's literally no difference between Dick putting on a show for over a million dollars and Chris using markers to vandalize Sonic cardboard cutouts at Walmart. Brilliant fucking reasoning, not desperate and grasping at all.

All you'd need is any footage of Dick freaking out at some guy over some benign shit in public but somehow in his entire life no footage has ever surfaced of it. Maddox never even accused him of having a volatile temperament in real life. Even in his comedy routines, he explains how he reacted in person and contrasts that with how he wanted to react and what he wanted to say. Everyone does this. Everyone gets bad news from the government and wants to pick up the phone and scream at them for being incompetent paper pushing cumguzzlers using my tax dollars to be fucking worthless, but you don't do that, you go "hi yeah i'd like to get some more information about why my DS-82 was sent back".

 

[变性黑鬼]

he wouldnt give a fuck about putting 80s girl on blast if she was still with maddox, or at least thats what you can infer by him literally saying "anything goes, if you say it to me ill air it"

That's a big stretch. The only reason he puts Jessica Blum on blast is because he/she (hard to tell with blacks) keeps thrusting him/herself into the drama. Dick may say "anything goes" but Joshua is right, he is actually a bleeding heart. He would reconcile with anyone, even George.

even null gives him a pass

A pass on what?

Again look at sargon or hell look at fucking maddox back in 2014 you can go from cool guy people look up to, to lolcow in a quarter of a decade

So he's a lolcow for things he hasn't done yet? This makes zero sense. Also, you looked up to Sargon? His job is to read the news to illiterates and imbue them with an unwarranted sense of superiority by interspersing the paragraphs with smug chuckles. If you were ever subscribed to him, you should feel embarrassed.

One of the lolcowish thing dick has done was to defend Ethan Ralphs dealings with soph. I cant find the clip but maybe one of the Ralph scholars can.

"lolcowish" would imply that he is being milked for laughs, but it sounds like he just said something you don't agree with.

 

[Sped Xing]

There's two camps here in the "bipolar shift."

There's the people like me who have been saying, "Gee, Dick sure is acting like a sperg lately, and his show is going down the tubes. Let's make fun of him for it on this thread we know he reads."

Then there's these brand new accounts saying "Dick is a literal cuckold and let's try to fuck with 80s girl! I HATE THEM!"

Camp 2 has totally nuked the fun out of being camp 1. It's hard to enjoy teasing Dick for getting butthurt when people in the same thread are actively trying to spread bullshit rumors about his girlfriend.

I'm done, dude.

 

[polonium]

Camp 2 has totally nuked the fun out of being camp 1. It's hard to enjoy teasing Dick for getting butthurt when people in the same thread are actively trying to spread bullshit rumors about his girlfriend.

Worse than that, camp 2 is now being used to dismiss any and all reasoned criticism of Dick and the quality of his show. If you don't have your tongue all the way up dick's butthole then you are in camp 2 and are a bad person who is jealous of riley dick and is a hater.

 

[Polyboros2]

There is no Bipolar shift. Dick has always been like this on Twitter. He treats Twitter as spicy bants zone. He goes super aggressive with no concern.

This is just another case of Dick being spicy on Twitter/Reddit, everyone gets their panties in a wad that he's lost it, and when next weeks episode comes around he is either much more reasonable about it or he admits he's wrong about it.

 

[KateHikes14]

There is no Bipolar shift. Dick has always been like this on Twitter. He treats Twitter as spicy bants zone. He goes super aggressive with no concern.

This is just another case of Dick being spicy on Twitter/Reddit, everyone gets their panties in a wad that he's lost it, and when next weeks episode comes around he is either much more reasonable about it or he admits he's wrong about it.

We shall see Tuesday, he certainly doubled down last week.

 

[polonium]

This is just another case of Dick being spicy on Twitter/Reddit, everyone gets their panties in a wad that he's lost it, and when next weeks episode comes around he is either much more reasonable about it or he admits he's wrong about it. doubles down on it and starts accusing anyone who questions the quality of his show of being a jealous hater and recruiting his ballwashing discord goblins to run interference.

 

[Polyboros2]

We shall see Tuesday, he certainly doubled down last week.

You're exceptional if you think his take on the situation on last weeks episode and his behavior on Twitter are the same.

*polonium doing a "fixed that for you" edit of my post*

He did the same thing with Asterios, until Asterios refused to come on to talk about it and continued to prod him with his passive agressiviness.

 

[KateHikes14]

You're exceptional if you think his take on the situation on last weeks episode and his behavior on Twitter are the same.



He did the same thing with Asterios, until Asterios refused to come on to talk about it and continued to prod him with his passive agressiviness.

Why does everytime someone brings up how retarded he's being now you deflect to something his fwiends did that hurt his feefees?