Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

This is kinda powerlevelly but I'm still fucking salty so I'll tell it anyway: I'm super salty on a personal level about fat people being squished onto carnival rides because of apathetic carnival workers after I ended up with a bunch of broken ribs once and lucky I didn't get punctured lungs. You know the Scrambler? It's this thing if you don't know:
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Anyway each car is labelled with clear instructions that say "larger individual on this side" and "smaller individual on this side". I ended up with some big bitch who outweighed me by 150 lbs at least take the "smaller person" side saying "we're basically the same size anyway" (LOL body dysmorphia or denial?) and the stoned 16-yo carnie was like "yeah whatever" so I naively figured it would be a non-issue. I was completely wrong and had 280-300 some pounds of lardass repeatedly thrown elbow-first into my body at high forces while squished against sheet metal and for those 5-10 minutes I could hardly breathe, was in intense pain and thought I was gonna die.

Anyway that happened very early in life so I'm disgusted yet unsurprised whenever I see news stories about fat fucks causing safety issues because they're so in denial and indigent about their weight (and the companies who pussy out to their demands). Fuck everyone involved in the incident where the kid got decapitated, but a lot more incidents like this are going to have to happen very publicly before places start enforcing fatass rules. At this point the Heart Attack Grill guy should open a Fat Fucker Amusement Park with nothing but lardass sized roller coasters and shit so when one of them flies off or strokes out he can just be like "fuckin' told you obesity was a killer, you read the disclaimers". He'd probably make all his money back in a year just with the stands that sell Bloomin Onions with a vat of dipping mayonnaise for like $18.
 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Fat Jen is doing the shittiest, laziest dirty keto possible. She's picking the worst things - one of the first things you learn is to avoid Maltitol and Maltodextrin, she bought sausages that have carbs, jumbo eggs instead of large (so she should be counting them as 1-2 net carbs each instead of zero), the worst cream cheese (Philly is 0 carb), butter (she bought versions with nasty ingredients), pre-shredded cheese (which has carbs because of the cellulose used to prevent clumping), some bastard ham loaf and 4 packages of blueberries (yes, they're one of the few keto friendly fruits but a serving is very small).

I'd be shocked if she managed to lose weight. She's definitely eating more than 20g of net carbs per day and a lot of calories.
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The best part is you know she's going to shovel fistfuls of sugar free chocolates in her face, and will have unimaginable, painful diarrhea a few hours later.
 
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rocknrollmartian said:
So Rebel Wilson is actively trying to lose weight/get healthy in 2020 (which, truly, good for her). I'm on the lookout for FA backlash.
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Ehh probably very little will be said. She’s white, not a troon, or a vocal advocate social justice warrior rhetoric, so the main players in this thread pay very little mind to her. What’s going to be truly great is when the current universal object of pro-obesity worship, aka Lizzo, decides to slim down. That will truly be a day to pour an ice cold beverage and sit down with this thread. :story:
 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Fat Jen is doing the shittiest, laziest dirty keto possible. She's picking the worst things - one of the first things you learn is to avoid Maltitol and Maltodextrin, she bought sausages that have carbs, jumbo eggs instead of large (so she should be counting them as 1-2 net carbs each instead of zero), the worst cream cheese (Philly is 0 carb), butter (she bought versions with nasty ingredients), pre-shredded cheese (which has carbs because of the cellulose used to prevent clumping), some bastard ham loaf and 4 packages of blueberries (yes, they're one of the few keto friendly fruits but a serving is very small).

I'd be shocked if she managed to lose weight. She's definitely eating more than 20g of net carbs per day and a lot of calories.
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SIX boxes of cream cheese. Not one or two but SIX! To put on top of her buttered 'chaffles.' :cryblood: :csand::sub:
 
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Iirc a Cheese waffle.
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Is this like the pizza crust made of cheese so people can eat junk and claim it's healthy because it's keto then?

I'm no keto fanatic but my understanding is you're supposed to eat healthy, unsaturated fats as the major part of your diet. The idea is to limit your body's primary fuel source to make it turn excess body fat stores into glucose and lose weight that way. As a health worker I have a few issues with this as a sustainable dietary model but that's not the point.

If you're just loading up excess calories in cheese and refined pork products you're adding fat stores back because your calorie count is still excessive. There are loots of diets out there but none of them cheat the system. It's like Jen is misinterpreting the rules on purpose.
 
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thejackal said:
it's dangerous to push the limits in horrific ways. obviously not all rides are as easily flawed to fatties as slides but yikes. in this instance a load imbalance by a 285lb (small fat privilege!) woman caused a kid to be, well, read on.

On August 7, 2016, Caleb Schwab, the 10-year-old son of Kansas state representative Scott Schwab, died while riding Verrückt. The raft he was riding went airborne during the ascent of the second hill and impacted a metal support of the netting, decapitating him.[3][24][25] The other two passengers, both women, were injured in the incident – one suffered a broken jaw, while the other suffered a facial bone fracture and needed stitches.[26] In the immediate aftermath, the park was closed pending an inspection.[24][27] Although the park reopened three days later, the ride remained closed.[26][28][29]

An investigation found that the boy, who weighed 74 pounds (34 kg), had been allowed to sit in the front of the raft, rather than between the two women accompanying him — one weighed 275 pounds (125 kg), while the other weighed 197 pounds (89 kg).[30] This led to an uneven weight distribution that contributed to the raft going airborne, despite the cumulative weight of 546 pounds (248 kg), less than the maximum recommended weight of 550 pounds (250 kg).[30] Engineers who inspected the ride also commented that the ride's netting, used in areas where riders travel up to 70 miles per hour (110 km/h), "posed its own hazard because a rider moving at high speeds could easily lose a limb if they hit it".[21] Their findings revealed that the use of the metal brace and netting system in the design,[8] along with the use of hook and loop straps to restrain the riders,[31] went against guidelines set by ASTM F-24 Committee on Amusement Ride and Devices.[32] According to the guidelines, Verrückt should have incorporated the use of a rigid over-the-shoulder restraint for riders,[31] and an upstop mechanism to prevent the rafts from going airborne.[33]

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This reminds me of one of my favorite movies, Escape From Tomorrow wherein the directors shot the movie undercover at Disney parks. I wonder if they were inspired by the Verruckt Water Slide Death. Though there have been a bunch of accidents at various Disney rides.
 
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IG stories from Anna. She's sized out of another brand, got sad about it and "walked away" from the video she was doing. Pobrecita! The other vids are just her and her "intern" (appears to be more of another emotional support animal like her dog Data, sorry intern but Anna is paying for your companionship) sitting around the table doing nothing with a giant cart of booze in the back and Anna looking haggard as fuck sperging about voting for her in some IG thing.

Anna is also talking about going to Disney World on IG next month. Hoo boy.






 
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thejackal said:
sitting around the table doing nothing with a giant cart of booze in the back
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If you live alone, almost never ever seem to have anyone over, and have a massive booze horde, you just might be an alcoholic. She probably drinks low/mid shelf and keeps the Bombay out for show, but in case she doesn’t I’d be fascinated if a hardcore autist tracked the levels of the bottles with the dates of the videos. Sadly, I am not rain man enough for this endeavor.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
I’ve yet to see something that actually fits Anna properly. Just because you can stretch it onto your body doesn’t mean it fits. I’d love to see what’s her concept of things not fitting her. Did the store have to call the fire department to cut her out?
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I really don’t see where this ends, other than “bedbound and wrapped in a sheet.” But it had better be a hot pink with pleather straps and D-ring fasteners sheet yaaaas qweeen 🦄 👏

This is so bizarrely Principal Skinner meme- “could it be that my frustration with constantly sizing out of huge plus size brands means that maybe I should lose even just a little weight? ...no, it’s the brands that are wrong!”
 
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At the rate Glitter is going, she’ll probably size out of most brands by 2025 (if she lives that long). Her hips alone are probably 5X (which puts her out of most brands already). If she wants to continue doing fashion, she really needs to lose weight. At some point, she will have to choose between sugar/carbs/alcohol and fitting into clothes. It will be interesting to see what choice she makes.
 
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I don't understand why Anna only ever hauls cheap China brands anyway. Isn't her Dad is bankrolling her NY lifestyle? It's obvious that she's not hurting for money.
Why does she buy 1000 shitty mass-produced tarps when she could get 500 luxury, custom-fitted tarps instead?
She has very cheap taste for someone who loves fashion so much.

It makes sense though. You can tell that she favours quantity over quality just by the fact that she's 400+lb.
 
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Whale Watcher said:
I don't understand why Anna only ever hauls cheap China brands anyway. Isn't her Dad is bankrolling her NY lifestyle? It's obvious that she's not hurting for money.
Why does she buy 1000 shitty mass-produced tarps when she could get 500 luxury, custom-fitted tarps instead?
She has very cheap taste for someone who loves fashion so much.

It makes sense though. You can tell that she favours quantity over quality just by the fact that she's 400+lb.
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I mean, it's not as if high end fashion houses are producing 5x tarps. I think at this point the only garments to "fit" that frame are made out of the cheapest materials and craftsmanship possible. She's practically sized out of Torrid ffs. She has cheap taste because she's white bread, midwest Mormon who has absolutely nothing interesting about her. She has basic bitch written all over her candy juicy thighs.
 
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