Just gonna toss this out there for all of you who are late to the party.
The best thing you can do for your health is:
- Get plenty of rest
- Drink plenty of fluids
- Smile at yourself 3X a day in the mirror
- Have relaxing books to read
- Eat healthy and right
- Exercise
- Keep a full tank of gas in your car
- Keep tires and brakes maintained
If Corona-Chan looks like she's going to start dancing and we'll all end up having to fuck the midget, I'll post a lot more again.
If you're a poorfag and wondering how you'll survive if it goes quarantine, then here's the bare minimum you should get.
We'll even go under the theory that all the masks were bought up by pollution goblins to send back to Pollutionland or bought by assholes selling them for $200 each on eBay.
- 1.5 pounds of rice per person for 30 days
- 1.5 pounds of potatoes per person for 30 days
- 5 liters of water per person per day
- 1 lb of butter (not margarine) per person per week
- 1 can of tuna in oil per person per day
- First aid kit
- Mechanical can-opener (If you can find them, buy a P38 for each family member)
- Wind Up Radio
- Wind Up Flashlight
- Masks
- Gloves
Here are your optional but still good stuff to get for your disaster prep stash
- Bleach
- Rubbing alcohol
- Twelve 6-sided dice
- 2 decks of cards per person
- 1 Uno deck per person
- Red mechanic rags
- Hand sanitizer
- Unscented soap
- Baby wipes
- Paper towels in bulk (1 roll per person for every 2 days)
- Toilet Paper (1 roll per person per 2 days)
- Anti-bacterial soap (1 bar per person per week)
- Liquid anti-bacterial (1 oz. per person per day)
- Plastic sheeting
- Duct tape
- Garbage bags
- Hiking/Combat boots (I prefer combat boots)
- Coloring and activity books for children
- Crayons, chalk, and markers
That's pretty much in order of importance. You should ALWAYS have this stuff in the basement/attic/closets. Food and water estimates are over bare minimums to account for high energy activities as well as water consumption for feverish/injured/children. If you have children in your bugout/survival group, remember that keeping them occupied is keeping them out of trouble. Children as young as three enjoy taking part in it and can quickly and easily be taught to hold tight to their bugout bag (buggybag) especially if you have a strap for their favorite stuffie on it. A stuffy for the child is vitally important, as it provides a confidant for the child to work through their anxiety and fears.
Your vehicle is your lifeline for any disaster preparedness. Here's some Jet Fuel advice:
- Keep it maintained
- Get a Chilton's Manual for it
- Get a basic toolkit
- Extra fuses
- Extra air and fluid filters
- Extra headlights/brakelights
- Full tank
- Brakes and tires maintained
- Oil and other fluids in storage
- Ensure routes are passable by your vehicle
- Make a loading plan for the car/truck. Most important stuff goes in last so it's on top and immediately accessible
- USB charging cords/plugs
- 5 gallons of fuel, switch out each month due to ethanol degradation
Again, here are the links I would suggest that are bare minimum to read. Learn it, live it, love it.
If you're wondering why I keep linking US Army manuals and Boy Scout manuals instead of that shiny new Dr. Jerkoff's First Aid Book and Captain Dicksuck's Manual of Survival, it's simple: These books/manuals have been through decades of refinement and peer review and practical review as well as use by millions of people, all for the lowest common denominator in intelligence, experience, and common sense. I don't know Professor Cockmongler or his friend Major Fuckwit, so I don't know how good his #1 Amazon Best Seller really is. The last survival book I bought was full of information that would get you fucking killed.
Here is some preparedness study/research for you:
- Find out emergency/disaster evacuation routes from your city/town
- Find the local FEMA/Civil Defense page and instructions
- Designate fallback/rally points with family members and friends
- Select disaster "roles" for family/roommates/friends
- Learn where the fallout shelters are
- Study First Aid, its' useful outside of Corona-Chan's dance
- Purchase the above manuals off of eBay/Amazon
- Purchase Chilton's Manual and read it for each vehicle
If you can, have a survival plan with friends and family, have at least one buddy. The best survival runs on the buddy-system.
If this looks worse than it does now, I'll post more data for you later including "Building a 'buggybag' for newbs".
Remember: This has a greater chance of falling on its face than it does going Captain Tripps, but it's a good practical exercise for preparing for a localized disaster.
Stay upbeat, stay alert, stay alive.
EDIT: Added another survival manual, some additional data
www.theguardian.com
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